“Xander, I didn’t dox him. That’s not true. That’s not true and a matter of fact, no it’s not true, no it’s not true, FUCK YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER, NO IT’S NOT TRUE! PIECE OF SHIT, AND IF I HAD TO GUESS IT WAS PROBABLY YOU THAT FUCKING DOXXED HIM, MOTHERFUCKING LYING COCKSUCKING FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER!”
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What if Chris got bitten by a radioactive spider?
What if Chris(tine) took testosterone and went through puberty again?
Answering this will require some assumptions. There'd be no need to take testosterone again so long as Chris hasn't been castrated via surgery. Once the exogenous hormones are stopped, then the testes will recover after some delay, and start kicking out testosterone again. There can be some permanent impairment of function, but even so, reversal of hormonal HRT really doesn't take a lot of work.
Assuming castration happened and Chris had "buyer's remorse", the ethical treatment modality would be to stop all feminizing hormones, then place chris on a testosterone replacement schedule. It's not a difficult procedure, and the results would be a reversal of most feminized secondary sex characteristics.
Worst case, depending on liver function test, a doctor might decide to just forgo the testosterone, and reverse any feminized secondary sex attributes via surgery. All and all, not a very exciting "what if".
I have amazing taste
True & Honest Fan
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What if Chris got bitten by a radioactive spider?
He would be like Spiderman only instead of shooting out webs, he would shoot out shit.
What if Chris was sent back to kindergarten?
Magical Tomgirl
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What if Chris posed for a magazine in bikini?
His own Free Bitch
Retired Staff
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What if Chris posed for a magazine in bikini?
It would be extremely painful....FOR US
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What if Chris was a grand dad?
Magical Tomgirl
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What if Chris was a grand dad?
He woul- PUSH START TO RICH
Too bad no one will get that reference.
He woul- PUSH START TO RICH
For-Tran Sonichu
ENJOY MY COOKIES, SUGAH!
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What if Chris had never turned into...whatever that thing is. I miss the classic CWC complete with the sonichu medallion and goodwill wardrobe!
ENJOY MY COOKIES, SUGAH!
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What if Chris had never turned into...whatever that thing is.
He'd be fat and angry and still be trying to prove how much of a straight man he is
Big league
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What if Chris had been born a woman?
What if Chris had been born a woman?
I'm not sure if he'd be so intensely focused on her virginity to prove a point other than maturity. He might have still gone around trying to impregnate herself though.
He would probably still hold to the same sexist views while seeing himself as immune to the more negative aspects of what he thinks it means to be a woman.
I have amazing taste
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What if some movie studio decided to make a movie based on Chris's life without Chris's permission?
What if some movie studio decided to make a movie based on Chris's life without Chris's permission?
He would throw a fit about how they were infringing on his copyright, and probably mace someone again
Charming Man
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What if some movie studio decided to make a movie based on Chris's life without Chris's permission?
He wouldn't realise that it was about him.
I want blood!
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What if Chris died laughing?
ENJOY MY COOKIES, SUGAH!
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What if Chris was Jamaican
GS 281
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What if Chris was Jamaican
He would have 5 jobs where he shit his pants and did nothing.
What if Chris died laughing?
He would evacuate his bowls and do nothing.
What if some movie studio decided to make a movie based on Chris's life without Chris's permission?
Chris would confuse the actors playing the trolls for real people and demand that his followers attack the actors.
Schmuck in Scrubs
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What if the principal at Nathanael Greene was a lady, not a JERK?