Manosphere Return of Kings and Roosh V / Roosh Vorek / Daryush Valizadeh - Thread #2: Return of Douches. NPC Roosh, Hater of Human Female Buttocks & also just Human Females in General.

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Hahaha watching it. Dr. Oz made some snarky comment about how he couldn't hide behind his computer screen anymore and Roosh sperged out. "My name is out there, I make youtube videos. I don't want people to think I hide."

I'm fairly certain at one point he almost slips and says "increase their sexual market value" but corrects himself and says "increase their success in life" instead, perhaps realizing how autistic the first statement actually sounds.

He goes on about how "men respond to logic" and a few people in the audience laugh. Then Dr. Oz tries to hand him a stack of 50 different research papers on why fat shaming doesn't work and he refuses to read them.

And yeah, what did he think would happen? I would have thought he would go on this show just to get more publicity but he's actually really upset at what happened. Like he really thought his "I can see that people are getting fatter and I know shaming them works because reasons and my blawg" argument was going to impress people.

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He looks so belittled, like an omega wolf that just got chased out of the pack's dinner, tail tucked between its legs.
ETA: one of the weirdest things about this is that my mom watches Dr Oz regularly. I'm kind of bewildered to think she might now have been exposed to a lolcow I've been aware of for years...
Okay this is absolutely hilarious. Like MRA's bitching about Mad Max because there are female characters levels of hilarious. I know I'm late to the party but thanks for posting this.
 
http://www.returnofkings.com/53441/2084
the author is very clear in stressing that the women are fat

Favorite execerpts from that piece of shit novella:

“No offense, Eric,” said Brian, “but he shouldn’t have had that woman’s picture in his phone. He should have erased it as soon as she sent it. No telling what kind of thoughts were going through his head. He’s lucky he didn’t get charged with telepathic rape or he’d still be in prison.”

Eric stayed silent. He didn’t dare get into a public debate about rape laws lest he be overheard and reported by a bystander. Plus he didn’t want to compromise his only safe communication link with Claire, who was best friends with David. So he kept his opinion to himself and quietly boarded the monorail bound for school.

Other than a few of his other friends wishing him a happy birthday, the school day was otherwise uneventful. There was the usual gossip about male students being suspended for holding hands with female students, or getting a week’s worth of detention for speaking to a girl without her consent. Nothing out of the ordinary at Sheryl Sandberg High.

Jewish surname. Why am I not surprised to find a Jewish surname in a retarded cautionary tale novella?

“My money’s on the one with the government titties,” said Eric. “Besides, they don’t arrest women for shit these days anyway. She’s gotta be shooting up a mall with an AK and even then she’ll get off with a slap on the wrist if she says she was heart broken over some guy.”

If Jodi Arias gets the death penalty it would be a win for the ROK community, just saying.

“Do I need to send you to the nurse again? You seem a little brash today.”

“No,” Marvin answered. “I’m sorry.”

Hey Miss Sweeney. Room 401 is scarier than the nurse, so screw you!

“Well maybe he should have thought of that before he slept with that skinny little slut,” said another porky female. Once again the girls cheered while Miss Sweeney crossed her arms, tilted her head, and looked at Marvin with her customary duck face claiming victory in the debate.

And some people say '1984' was a bit misogynistic. porky female? Jesus Fucking Christ.

After a little more one-sided female commentary, Miss Sweeney eventually steered the class into a discussion about the recent protests to give benefits to transgendered males in accordance with the Female Security Tax, which grants free residence, food, birth control, post secondary education, cosmetic surgery, and health care to all female U.S. citizens, enacted by President Hillary Clinton in 2021.

[sigh] :roll:

“Senator Paul Pelosi IV and his push to ban heterosexual pornography on all mediums, tonight at six.”

He touched the screen again…

“…the NFL will now recognize Breast Cancer Awareness year round, requiring teams to wear pink uniforms for all home games…”

…and again…

“…this ‘Roosh’ character probably wasn’t even a real person. He was probably an online fabrication dreamed up by some pathetic….”

…and again…

“the 25 year anniversary of the ban on high heels is upon us and to celebrate we’re…”

…and again…

“…the newly redesigned 2085 Volkswagen Lady Bug will help you get in touch with your feminine…”

I don't think Roosh is real either.
 
I'm not sure fat shaming doesn't work. In countries where people are ashamed to be fat there are few fat people.

It worked for smoking to some extent. Smoking has declined dramatically without us learning much more about the fact that it's terrible for you. The main thing that has changed it is considered completely socially unacceptable. This has proven more powerful than addiction for many people.

I don't see why shaming can't work for any number of negative behaviors that should be discouraged.

"It hurts my fee-fees" is trumped by "it might save your life."
 
It worked for smoking to some extent. Smoking has declined dramatically without us learning much more about the fact that it's terrible for you. The main thing that has changed it is considered completely socially unacceptable. This has proven more powerful than addiction for many people.

I don't see why shaming can't work for any number of negative behaviors that should be discouraged.

"It hurts my fee-fees" is trumped by "it might save your life."

Encouragement to lose weight is better than shaming. I'm pretty sure said person who got fat or borderline morbidly obese got that way through personal issues or mental issues and used overeating to cope. What sickens me is that some of the people in the ROK community were once fat themselves. Fat shaming doesn't do shit for a person's self esteem if it's already rock bottom.
 
Encouragement to lose weight is better than shaming. I'm pretty sure said person who got fat or borderline morbidly obese got that way through personal issues or mental issues and used overeating to cope. What sickens me is that some of the people in the ROK community were once fat themselves. Fat shaming doesn't do shit for a person's self esteem if it's already rock bottom.
I don't think that they are fat shaming because they want to boost public health. I think that they are doing it because they want the satisfying feeling of going up to a fat person and saying "Back of the bus, now!"

http://www.returnofkings.com/29344/all-girls-are-like-shopping-carts
This feels sort of like a misogynistic children's book
 
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This feels sort of like a misogynistic children's book

Same shit. Women aren't people, they are just things that men get to play with.

You can smell the irony in this comment:

"This is what I like about ROK - redpillers are not afraid to break free of the groupthink and be an individual, unlike most people, male or female."

I'll go out on a limb and just say the fact he used the stupid "redpill" term means he is as guilty of groupthink as anyone else.
 
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Holy shit, did anyone see this?
http://www.rooshv.com/its-time-to-ditch-the-world-for-rooshland
Roosh wants to try to go John Galt on 'da eben feminazis' and form his own island nation.
Here's my predictions:
99.99999999999999999999% likelihood of being a scam.
However, Roosh is a lolcow. Lowcows do some unpredictable stuff. So, here's the runners up in how this will likely turn out (in no particular order):
  • Roosh is denied the land rights for being a creepy pedophile.
  • The compound of "neoalphas" quickly dies of starvation/dehydration because they're all basement dwelling bloggers who couldn't make a grilled cheese sandwich for themselves, much less farm crops.
  • see Lord of the Flies.
  • Sluts get bored, stage coup.
  • No sluts are dumb enough to come to the rape compound happy funtime resort, all the loveshies leave except for Roosh, who stays alone talking to a volleyball.
  • Roosh becomes a totalitarian dictator, purges the rest of the loveshies, gets trapped, ends up completely batshit insane talking to a volleyball.
  • Island filmed for reality show. Hilarity ensues.
  • UN sanctions the island for human rights violations, Roosh is arrested and tried in The Hague, ends up in prison talking to a volleyball.
  • Island overrun by pirates, Roosh goes groveling to the West to bail him out.
Add your own predictions!

Predictions from the DykesDykesChinese Institute for Research of Lolcows (DDCIRL) - assuming that Rooshland is founded in 2015, the following will occur with a probability of 99.9857%:

  • The Great Famines of 2015. With a population of 30 loveshy basement-dwellers, 5 sluts and 1 wive (named Gloria Tesch) but 0 farmers, 0 industrial workers and 0 sane people of any profession which could be useful in real life, the micronation has hit a bottleneck: it has to import all its goods and food, but since the "passive income e-businesses" mostly do not take off and the income from those that do is spent nearly exclusively on fedoras, porn and MLP paraphernalia, things are getting tight but not in the way hoped for by Roosh and friends.
  • The Great Hankypanky-less-ness of 2016. Since the sluts have all decided to leave to go shopping and find some non-creepy men and Gloria Tesch has decided to move back in with her parents in order to start her latest career pipe dream (composing an heroic opera based on her own life), it's a big sausage fest on Roosh Island. Pony porn consumption rises by 900%.
  • The Rooshland-Australatina Pact of Non-Aggression of 2019. Roosh and ADF sign a treaty ensuring peace between the nations plus secretly defining "spheres of influence" within the territories of Malatora and Neu-Deutschland. Shortly after, Malatora and Neu-Deutschland are invaded and occupied by Rooshland. King Peter Fitzek flees to CWCville and decides to have gender-reassignment surgery there.
  • Operation Barbarodger: In the early morning hours of June 22 of 2021, troops of Rooshland consisting of 12 semi-starved neckbeards invade Australatina in order to "wipe out da damn feminazis and conquer Lebensraum for neo-alpha males".
  • ...but the SJW forces of Australatina fight back in the Great Matriotic War of 2021-2025, clobbering the invading MRAs with yaoi paddles and Ahuviya Organs (a mobile unit launching volleys of unguided dildos).
  • In the Battle of San Felipe (23 August 2022 – 2 February 2023), a large army of Rooshtroopers (5 neckbeards, 1 Twilight Sparkle plush with modifications in certain areas and 1 inflatable JULAY) is encircled by Australatinx forces, finally surrenders after their mobile internet is cut down because they have failed to pay their phone bills for too long, and gets deported to a POW camp where they have to work in a pickle bottling plant and watch SJW propaganda videos for re-education.
  • In 2025 the flag of Australatina is raised on the roof of Roosh's island "mansion" (a cheap tent he got at Wal-Mart). Roosh commits suicide, but his inflatable second-in-command Officer Nasty takes command. Officer Nasty signs the Portland Agreement of Unconditional Surrender of Rooshland.
  • Rooshland is divided into two zones of occupation: The Australatinx Zone which has a queermunist economy and SJW government, and the Malatoran Zone which has a Resource-Based Economy and Furry government. The border between the two zones is patrolled by Cyber-Dragons and everything remains peaceful until CWCville attempts to deploy electric hedgehog pokemon on the island... but here the prognoses of the DDCIRL become rather vague.
 
http://www.returnofkings.com/60178/...on-today-to-fight-against-western-imperialism
they are creating a paramilitary organization to fight for mother russia now
Holy shit, did anyone see this?
http://www.rooshv.com/its-time-to-ditch-the-world-for-rooshland
Roosh wants to try to go John Galt on 'da eben feminazis' and form his own island nation.
Here's my predictions:
99.99999999999999999999% likelihood of being a scam.
However, Roosh is a lolcow. Lowcows do some unpredictable stuff. So, here's the runners up in how this will likely turn out (in no particular order):
  • Roosh is denied the land rights for being a creepy pedophile.
  • The compound of "neoalphas" quickly dies of starvation/dehydration because they're all basement dwelling bloggers who couldn't make a grilled cheese sandwich for themselves, much less farm crops.
  • see Lord of the Flies.
  • Sluts get bored, stage coup.
  • No sluts are dumb enough to come to the rape compound happy funtime resort, all the loveshies leave except for Roosh, who stays alone talking to a volleyball.
  • Roosh becomes a totalitarian dictator, purges the rest of the loveshies, gets trapped, ends up completely batshit insane talking to a volleyball.
  • Island filmed for reality show. Hilarity ensues.
  • UN sanctions the island for human rights violations, Roosh is arrested and tried in The Hague, ends up in prison talking to a volleyball.
  • Island overrun by pirates, Roosh goes groveling to the West to bail him out.
Add your own predictions!
On a serious note I wonder whether Roosh actually wants to form rooshland and the kings brigade and is just putting this stuff up on april 1st in order to be able to backpedal on it

I predict that rooshland will be a stunning success just like all previous attempts at such a utopia
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Return of Douches said:
being known as a rape victim is all upside, no downside
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Return of Douches said:
It bears mentioning that raped chicks have always been coddled and comforted
RoK is enough evidence that that isn't the case
Return of Douches said:
If men once again refuse to date raped chicks, rape will become once more an infrequent source of private and passing pain, and not an indelible merit badge to be trumpeted across all the media outlets in the land.
Return of Douches said:
Realize that we are fighting a war of disinformation, against an unprincipled enemy that is openly contemptuous of the truth. Nothing could be more tediously unproductive than arguing over facts with an opponent who has chosen to forego them. To win this fight, you have to hit the bitches where it hurts.
Southern Poverty Law Center definitely made the right decision in labelling RoK as a hate group
Return of Douches said:
If we band together in this effort, then someday, in the not-so-distant future, a 6.5 will find herself in her dorm room, regretfully recalling the night she got pounded out by the captain of her college’s club soccer team… and she’ll idly contemplate crying rape. But then she’ll remember how much she likes the captain of the club swim team, and she’ll consider the impact crying rape would have on his opinion of her. And she’ll think better of her little lie.
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