Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Second Missing Primarch]

What's the odds that Lou signed up to Reddit ages ago under his "deadname", forgot about it, then when he went to register again was told "that email is already in use"? Clearly it's a conspiracy!

I'm on mobile, but pretend I posted a picture of that Ancient Aliens guy saying "Kiwifarms".

Got you fam.

 

[Kled]

For someone who's been yelling about KIWIFARMS WILL NOT SILENCE ME OR PUSH ME AWAY AND THEY WILL NOT WIN, we sure are getting easy fucking wins for doing absolutely nothing lmao.

 

[Pinball 2000]

I just thought of something that I don't think anyone has brought up yet; I'm wondering if Lou's hateboner for Aark banning him from his community and constantly bringing it up is his attempt to troll-shield. Like maybe under Lou's logic, if he spends enough time going on and on about Aark, then we'll give up talking about him and dig into Aark's history instead.

While I'm sure there's probably some skeleton in Aark's closet that could be brought up, be it some questionable art or a shitty take on some current issue, it doesn't really matter because Lou is far more entertaining to discuss anyways. Furries are prone to degeneracy but Aark seems to have his shit in order (at least by furry standards). At best, Aark's got a splatter or two of birdshit on his coat, while Lou, on the other hand, is buried under a literal mountain of manure, screaming "I'M NOT OWNED, I'M NOT OWNED, please send me money so I can buy a pizza #transcrowdfund".

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I just thought of something that I don't think anyone has brought up yet; I'm wondering if Lou's hateboner for Aark banning him from his community and constantly bringing it up is his attempt to troll-shield. Like maybe under Lou's logic, if he spends enough time going on and on about Aark, then we'll give up talking about him and dig into Aark's history instead.

If your theory is true correct, then Big Boy Gags really needs to move in with Staph Infection. They could grift and rage on the internet together, pretend Louie has a small birb, pretend Yarrow Brown Pants isn't just a dumpy, derpy, autistic woman-child, and leave both families the fuck alone.

That's a win for everyone IMO.

Edit: found the word I was looking for.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

If your theory is true, then Big Boy Gags really needs to move in with Staph Infection. They could grift and rage on the internet together, pretend Louie has a small birb, pretend Yarrow Brown Pants isn't just a dumpy, derpy, autistic woman-child, and leave both families the fuck alone.

That's a win for everyone IMO.

Don't you get my hopes up like this, I've been wanting a proper lovequest with either Kevin or Stapphy forever.

 

[Next Task]

Pretty easy to tell DID fakers when it comes to 100% video game "headmates"

Oh, it's easier than that. Anyone who posts online as their alters is lying. 100%, no exceptions, they're all LARPing and/or delusional. Fictionkin are just even more obviously faking it and deserve to be mocked for it.

For someone who's been yelling about KIWIFARMS WILL NOT SILENCE ME OR PUSH ME AWAY AND THEY WILL NOT WIN, we sure are getting easy fucking wins for doing absolutely nothing lmao.

Lou is the living embodiment of that PatriArchie comic of the five minute cycle of SJWs flipping between 'owning the Nazis' and 'being terrified of the Nazis while using them to beg'. He's also I think the person I've seen who's come closest to having his cycle actually be literally 5 minutes apart. Most other lolcows who do the same thing usually have at least a day before swapping positions.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

While we wait for the next cycle to begin, enjoy some more Classic Lou, courtesy of the Wayback Machine.

People were calling Lou a scammer and an exploiter even before KF knew about him? That's impossible!

alex on Twitter

“So today’s got a lot of RTs. Also got called an imposter, an exploiter, a scam artist, etc But nothing actually in my PayPal. I’m just going to give up, okay ? Okay.”

web.archive.org

alex on Twitter

“@VantageValonte @VashtaGryph I dont feel loved. Today just..sucked. I got called a scam, a fake, etc. But thanks for trying though.”

web.archive.org

Lou bought an NES Classic (retail price $60, but a very hot limited edition that was never possible to get for less than about $140) "for his nephew," who never plays it. Ooh, I guess that mean Lou gets to play it all he wants, which is convenient because it's a product that was targeted squarely at Lou's own demographic, and not at 5-year-olds. (But it's for his nephew, yinz guys, so it's OK.) He also apparently bought his mother a computer. Nevertheless, he needs people to give him money so he can eat.

alex on Twitter

“this is why i'm asking for money. not just so i can eat. but so i can buy the things i need andd eventually, hopefully get enough money to get out of here. or even just a roommate that wouldn't mind a full time writer at home (i could clean and be a babysitter if needed)”

web.archive.org

Lou is upset because the same few people keep giving him money:

Ace on Twitter

“I'm going to be honest with you guys. I'm about ready to give up. all these RTs and it's the same people emptying their wallets. i'm a burden. and i'm sorry. I'm so so tired. I'm going to mute this now.”

web.archive.org

Front teeth lore:

alex on Twitter

“Good news: One tooth extraction WAS approved Bad-ish news: dentist didn't send in the other one bad-ish news: once it happens, i'll have to go a month without any front teeth before i can my partials. even worse news: i'm only 36 (well, soon to be)”

web.archive.org

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

I just thought of something that I don't think anyone has brought up yet; I'm wondering if Lou's hateboner for Aark banning him from his community and constantly bringing it up is his attempt to troll-shield. Like maybe under Lou's logic, if he spends enough time going on and on about Aark, then we'll give up talking about him and dig into Aark's history instead.

While I'm sure there's probably some skeleton in Aark's closet that could be brought up, be it some questionable art or a shitty take on some current issue, it doesn't really matter because Lou is far more entertaining to discuss anyways. Furries are prone to degeneracy but Aark seems to have his shit in order (at least by furry standards). At best, Aark's got a splatter or two of birdshit on his coat, while Lou, on the other hand, is buried under a literal mountain of manure, screaming "I'M NOT OWNED, I'M NOT OWNED, please send me money so I can buy a pizza #transcrowdfund".

The most I’ve managed to gather about Aark from digging through his mastodon and peaking at his FA a few times has been that while he may have been a cow or at least worthy of an honorable mention in the personal lolcows thread at some point due to him being a self admitted clout chaser on twitter, he had an epiphany and decided that actually being a functioning member of society is more important than internet points. He still has some mildly cringe leftist takes on mastodon here and there but they’re eye roll worthy at best to the point I don’t even feel like it’s worth archiving anything. His posts on mastodon are just standard shit so unless he has some secret profiles elsewhere there’s really nothing of value to gain from him unless it pertains to Louie Boy, and with Lou abandoning his mastodon account from what it seems like, I doubt we’ll get much else out of him.

While we wait for the next cycle to begin, enjoy some more Classic Lou, courtesy of the Wayback Machine.

People were calling Lou a scammer and an exploiter even before KF knew about him? That's impossible!
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alex on Twitter

“So today’s got a lot of RTs. Also got called an imposter, an exploiter, a scam artist, etc But nothing actually in my PayPal. I’m just going to give up, okay ? Okay.”

web.archive.org

alex on Twitter

“@VantageValonte @VashtaGryph I dont feel loved. Today just..sucked. I got called a scam, a fake, etc. But thanks for trying though.”

web.archive.org

Lou bought an NES Classic (retail price $60, but a very hot limited edition that was never possible to get for less than about $140) "for his nephew," who never plays it. Ooh, I guess that mean Lou gets to play it all he wants, which is convenient because it's a product that was targeted squarely at Lou's own demographic, and not at 5-year-olds. (But it's for his nephew, yinz guys, so it's OK.) He also apparently bought his mother a computer. Nevertheless, he needs people to give him money so he can eat.
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alex on Twitter

“this is why i'm asking for money. not just so i can eat. but so i can buy the things i need andd eventually, hopefully get enough money to get out of here. or even just a roommate that wouldn't mind a full time writer at home (i could clean and be a babysitter if needed)”

web.archive.org

Lou is upset because the same few people keep giving him money:
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Ace on Twitter

“I'm going to be honest with you guys. I'm about ready to give up. all these RTs and it's the same people emptying their wallets. i'm a burden. and i'm sorry. I'm so so tired. I'm going to mute this now.”

web.archive.org

Front teeth lore:
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alex on Twitter

“Good news: One tooth extraction WAS approved Bad-ish news: dentist didn't send in the other one bad-ish news: once it happens, i'll have to go a month without any front teeth before i can my partials. even worse news: i'm only 36 (well, soon to be)”

web.archive.org

Retro Lou from before the Dark Day that the Terrorist known as Kiwifarmer set his sights on everybody’s favorite butterball is a sight to behold.

The fact that he has kept up this cycle day after day after day for an entire year straight, never deviating even slightly, never learning, never trying anything new, just the exact same shit, every day, nonstop, for an entire year is just remarkable.

Somebody said before that one would think watching the exact same shit day after day would get old but Lou is the punchline that NEVER stops being funny.

 

[Lurk]

I wonder what this is referring to

Edit: So much for never using Mastodon again

 

[SIGSEGV]

I wonder what this is referring to
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Probably another "gift" from a "friend"

 

[ArtisanOnion]

I wonder what this is referring to
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Edit: So much for never using Mastodon again
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Lmfao could you imagine if these responses were towards his depressing or suicide-bait tweets?

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Louie Boy is getting in political slap fights on Reddit now. Holy shit


http://archive.is/l1VjI

 

[SIGSEGV]

Louie Boy is getting in political slap fights on Reddit now. Holy shit

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http://archive.md/l1VjI

It was only a matter of time.

 

[Neko GF]

Louie Boy is getting in political slap fights on Reddit now. Holy shit

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http://archive.md/l1VjI

Lou really thinks that if he spews enough leftie rhetoric on as many platforms as possible, he'll eventually get enough sympathisers to give him a reliable source of income. What a sad, delusional, excuse for a man.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Lou really thinks that if he spews enough leftie rhetoric on as many platforms as possible, he'll eventually get enough sympathisers to give him a reliable source of income. What a sad, delusional, excuse for a man.

It kills me, because I actually agree with his positions probably at least half the time, and the people he picks fights with on the other side really do tend to be complete idiots. But the stupid, uneducated, abusive takes he posts always make me want to hide my face and whisper "I'm not with him. We're not together."

 

[Iron Hamster]

Lmfao could you imagine if these responses were towards his depressing or suicide-bait tweets?

If you put the masterbaturdon one first, then assume he's talking about his parents feeding him, it's a riot.

 

[kevin]

Lou bought an NES Classic (retail price $60, but a very hot limited edition that was never possible to get for less than about $140) "for his nephew," who never plays it. Ooh, I guess that mean Lou gets to play it all he wants, which is convenient because it's a product that was targeted squarely at Lou's own demographic, and not at 5-year-olds. (But it's for his nephew, yinz guys, so it's OK.) He also apparently bought his mother a computer. Nevertheless, he needs people to give him money so he can eat.
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alex on Twitter

“this is why i'm asking for money. not just so i can eat. but so i can buy the things i need andd eventually, hopefully get enough money to get out of here. or even just a roommate that wouldn't mind a full time writer at home (i could clean and be a babysitter if needed)”

web.archive.org

yeah Lou the guy who tards out and slams people's heads into lockers, and talks about punching his nephew, would be a great babysitter. by his own admission he hates kids so why is he even suggesting this? he probably thinks babysitting means he can hide in his room whacking it to furry porn while the kids get into everything and set the house on fire.
lol at the idea of him "cleaning" in exchange for rent. double lol at him being a "full time writer." tweeting is not writing, Lou.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Double lol at him being a "full time writer." tweeting is not writing, Lou.

It might as well be, he sure as hell does it eight of more hours a day. Shit takes all day long on twitter pretty much makes him qualified to be a journalist these days.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

It might as well be, he sure as hell does it eight of more hours a day. Shit takes all day long on twitter pretty much makes him qualified to be a journalist these days.

PL, but I have to stand up for professional scribes. A person who is paid to write--in whatever capacity--spends maybe 15 percent of an average day actually putting pen to paper, or its 21st century equivalent. The bulk of a professional writer's day is spent doing research, interviews, or bullshit waste-of-time meetings. Lou would never make it. If he thinks being a "full-time writer" means getting paid for vomiting up furry porn for eight hours a day, he'd better start submitting those Starbucks applications.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

PL, but I have to stand up for professional scribes. .

Is this why your inspired showcase piece on the Tranny Ranch was so good, Norman.