🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[PhoBingas]

Making moonshine is way beyond the level of effort Ralph is willing to put into anything.

I should have specified abandoned shine shack. Where the only known of the soph stream exists on a Hello Kitty flash drive Ethan Ralph stole from the last middle schooler that wandered into his gravity well.

 

[donjulio]

>portable AC
Is he using a swamp cooler like a complete and utter retard? The smallest AC unit that actually condenses is at least two ATX towers large.

I bet it's this damn thing.

 

[Julay-chan]

I bet it's this damn thing.
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Yep. "Evaporative air coolers" don't even work if the room is humid, it needs to be super dry so the water you put in can evaporate. It also barely causes any temperature difference, not even close to what an AC unit can do.

 

[PhoBingas]

Yep. "Evaporative air coolers" don't even work if the room is humid, it needs to be super dry so the water you put in can evaporate. It also barely causes any temperature difference, not even close to what an AC unit can do.

Even one of those lame little window mounted ones would do him a whole lot better and probably wouldn't be that much more expensive than whatever he wasted money on.

 

[Psicopax]

I bet it's this damn thing.
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I'm pretty sure its this one

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

Gator doesn't need a real AC, he's got a SUPER HOT and SUPER Fun Puerto Rican lady right there fanning him and giving give ice chips while telling him that at over 3 bells he's not fat and he's actually a super cool and super popular guy on the internet

 

[ThinkThankThunk]

You all know damn well the only way these fat sons of bitches would ever pay for something as responsible as air conditioning is if it came with junk food, which is why I'm sure the only ventilation present in either Gator's dorm-dungeon or Ralph's crack shack are these bad boys:

 

[resident]

Thank you, Gator. We didn't even know there was such a pathetic category of product as "tabletop air conditioner". Until now it was literally impossible to imagine just how poor you are, because nobody could think to picture such a thing to top off the sad reality of your life.

And let's all remember: You say that people are jealous of you.

It's possible that Gator is an idiot and thinks a fan is an air conditioner because it changes the "condition" of the air.

 

[Cow Poly]

thought this might be of mild interest

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We can redeem Stephen King now too. All he has to is write a special kino novella entitled...”The Gunt Tower” —under the corn moon

 

[donjulio]

It's possible that Gator is an idiot and thinks a fan is an air conditioner because it changes the "condition" of the air.

Maybe this is it then?

 

[instythot]

Making moonshine is way beyond the level of effort Ralph is willing to put into anything.

Gunt would have to read the Foxfire books and learn engineering to learn how to make the machinery required to make moonshine. He'd fuck up the recipe to make moonshine however.

It is really not that hard to make booze. It does need patience, however, and Ralph needs to get fucked up now. He can't even spend a couple of seconds mixing a drink in a glass, for fuck's sake

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I had to look at that picture for like 30 seconds before I could figure out what was leg and what was gunt.

One day there will be no legs...just gunt.

 

[donjulio]

One day there will be no legs...just gunt.

Do you think he will roll to get around or maybe slowly drag himself forward leaving gunt trails in his path similar to a slug. Except that's not mucus.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Probably one of these
USB Mini Portable Air Conditioner, Eco-friendly Design, 2x More Cooling Power, Adjustable 3-Speed Operatio, 750ml Water Tank Capacity (As Shows) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08CDFPBSY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_V2lmFbC3YCTDS

While that is more likely there are these:

https://www.staples.com/Honeywell-CL25AE-52-Pint-Evaporative-Air-Cooler-With-Remote-Control-White/product_864063?cid=PS:GooglePLAs:864063&ci_src=17588969&ci_sku=864063&KPID=864063&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIptaE0tmP6wIVWgOzAB2GsQBaEAQYBCABEgI4NPD_BwE

I just want to go on record and say that an evaporative cooler / swamp cooler is not a fucking AC. An AC works via refrigeration cycle and is expensive as fuck if you live in a consistently hot environment. If he really is using an evaporative cooler (in fucking Florida no less), he is not only retarded, but probably also poverty line income levels. Keep bragging about how da hayders are jealous of your clique you trailer trash faggot.

 

[Popper Whiting]

thought this might be of mild interest

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It certainly does correlate, as it was during the month of the pink moon PPP started to really ramp up his attacks on Ralph and the Guntguard. The Pink moon was definitely ascending.

Good I don't want this shit show to end quite yet and faith will be fine for another month. The longer she stayer the bigger the leaks when they break up.

Given Ralph's diet and rampant alcoholism I'd say she's already dealt with a number of big leaks.

Do you think he will roll to get around or maybe slowly drag himself forward leaving gunt trails in his path similar to a slug. Except that's not mucus.

Ralph will probably end up on a mobility scooter a.k.a. The Fucking Fatty's Harley. Even slowly rolling around on that thing he's going to be snorting, breathing heavily, lip smacking whilst bragging to anyone online he's getting lots of pussy. It will be hilarious however when he gets so drunk he falls off the thing and can't get back up.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Do you think he will roll to get around or maybe slowly drag himself forward leaving gunt trails in his path similar to a slug. Except that's not mucus.

My hope is that he becomes the Baron Guntonnen and is murdered by FaiFai Methreides.

That is the fucking deep lore.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

I wanted to ask a few questions if you don't mind @adezero if you don't want to answer them I understand.

1. How did you and Ralph originally meet and become close?
2. How close were you and Nora?
3. I know you said you would not disclose Nora's private life and if you do not give an answer I understand. What is the real reason for the divorce? I have heard everything from distance, to Nora not wanting to be in the US and Ralph not being able to move there, to Ralph cheating on her, to Nora cheating on him, to leaving because Ralph relapsed. They seem to be on okay enough terms but I have no clue why they ended and feel Nora not being with him is a massive loss for Ralph.
4. How much did Ralph drink or use pills when you were together?
5. You said Faith was a girl he was "talking to" before you were together, was he talking to other girls you knew of?
6. Do you fear that Ralph will retaliate against you for talking here?
7. What did you find attractive about Ralph that made you want to date him?
8. What did you do on dates?
9. What bothered you about Ethan?
10. What do you like about Ethan?

 

[Vetti]

 

[MeltyTW]

What is it people like Dax and Ralph and talking to woman like complete freak shows? Is this their idea of flirting? If so, if thats the best they can really do. Then holy fuck no wonder they cant get anything besides whores and 18 year olds.

i happen to think "can i sniff your genitals to own the alogs, including my exwife" is the pinnacle of chivalric romance

Thank you, Gator. We didn't even know there was such a pathetic category of product as "tabletop air conditioner". Until now it was literally impossible to imagine just how poor you are, because nobody could think to picture such a thing to top off the sad reality of your life.

And let's all remember: You say that people are jealous of you.

this is what i love about the gunt krew, not only are they pathetic and idiotic, but theyre also total pieces of shit. even people who have one of those or made similar mistakes can laugh at their arrogance. on top of their mistakes being so unbelievably retarded.

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lol how very naive, back when people thought loyalty to the gunt wouldnt be the thing to drive him off this sphere

 

[Bland Crumbs]

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