🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Instapot said:
I thought he hated having a thread here?🤔
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He does but if he got his own subforum he'd never stop playing the "everybody is obsessed with me. I'm all the have" card. I find a lot of Ralph spergouts funny but whenever he's on his fake bravado bullshit, I find it annoying but not especially funny in and of itself.
 
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gran_autismo said:
Imagine being a reject from the Sweetie Squad, where the only qualifications are calling Jim "daddy", occasionally tithing a superchat and suffering through every coofstream.
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You know I wonder if the reason Jim is being so quiet on this is because he's thinking of doing a video on Ralph after his final, ultimate destruction, like he did with Matt and Tonka. Jim frequently disappears for long periods of time only to drop something like that. It's not like he's oblivious to it all; he is the prometheus of oldfags after all, I'm sure he still checks places like the Farms for info on people, and he had that talk with PPP where a lot of this was spelled out (and has since been demonstrated to be true). He promised PPP a video if he turned out to be right.

Of course I don't expect him to make such a video to fulfill a promise, but simply because this is the sort of content he actually enjoys making. I don't believe he is actually friends with Ralph or has any desire to protect him. I think it's more like his version of the Prime Directive: leave a sperg to destroy himself naturally, then comment on it. Nor do I believe he is worried about getting dragged into the drama - he drops his vid, people watch it, he counts the money, that's it. Not a problem when the drama is over. Perhaps I'm being optimistic?
 
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instythot said:
Dick isn't an orbiter. He is the man that Ethan aspires to be and rewards Ethan with drops of attention when he fails to fuck up for a few days in a row

I thought this when the idea was floated too. However, DSP has a full subforum and he's incredibly boring other than his yearly crisis that lasts a couple of weeks. The measure should really be "would this be easier to read if we separated out the various topics". A fast moving cow thread like Moviebob wouldn't need a subforum, because his relatively quick thread is 90% just laughing at his bad tweets. Here we have capos/orbiters, e-fights, addiction shaming, body shaming, predation of young girls, guntguard, etc
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Things are going so fast that people don´t even talk about Ralph feeding digitranny (and proably Faith) LSD.

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Nah, this just shows what I and several others have stated in this thread - Kraut hasn't learned a god-damned thing and is the same faggot he was when he was ran out on a rail. He's too fucking stupid to realize that when you say objectively false shit like that in an attempt to smear someone, you give them a big-ass piece of cover for any and all other criticisms/mockery that they face, because they can point to the most egregious example and shout "SEE! THEY'RE JUST AFTER ME! THEY'LL SAY ANYTHING, IT'S ALL LIES!" or some such shit and they'll actually have a fucking point.

The most absurd part of this is that he's trying to MPA his fucking normie audience again. @Kraut This is what killed your fucking channel the first time, brainlet. The only reason you got your audience back is that they don't know about the shit you did, if you introduce them to this they'll find it, guaranteed. Stop trying to use your fucking audience as your own little army. You can be a funny/entertaining guy on the side, on PPP/Godwinson's shows, but it will not transfer over well to a normie audience.
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I disagree Kraut, Matt and whoever else has had an redemtion arc has learned the most important thing that Ethan has forgotten long ago : Its all about having fun.
Not Based or Redpilled said:
MC Jarbo's song released.
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Almost as many comments about Ralph as there is about matt..
Nonono
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Kenobi said:
Things are going so fast that people don´t even talk about Ralph feeding digitranny (and proably Faith) LSD.


I disagree Kraut, Matt and whoever else has had an redemtion arc has learned the most important thing that Ethan has forgotten long ago : Its all about having fun.

Almost as many comments about Ralph as there is about matt..
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What if Ralph turned on MC Jarbo because he called Faith a meth addict in the song?
 
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Not Based or Redpilled said:
MC Jarbo's song released.
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I wonder if Gunt is going to address this. MC Jarbo is really popular among his audience and he has played this guys clips frequently for a couple of years now. If he doesn't, people are going to notice and call him a pussy for not being able to laugh even though it was obviously funny when it was at Matt's expense. If he does address it, he's just giving people more exposure to his rising lolcow status. If he gets mad he loses automatically.

I suspect he will play a short edited version of it and try to twist it as really being more about Matt or being a tongue-in-cheek dis of the things people are saying about him. While he usually just spergs he is also capable of shameless dishonesty.

In any case the song is fucking brilliant, lmfao.
 
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Delicious Diversity said:
I wonder if Gunt is going to address this. MC Jarbo is really popular among his audience and he has played this guys clips frequently for a couple of years now. If he doesn't, people are going to notice and call him a pussy for not being able to laugh even though it was obviously funny when it was at Matt's expense. If he does address it, he's just giving people more exposure to his rising lolcow status. If he gets mad he loses automatically.

I suspect he will play a short edited version of it and try to twist it as really being more about Matt or being a tongue-in-cheek dis of the things people are saying about him. While he usually just spergs he is also capable of shameless dishonesty.

In any case the song is fucking brilliant, lmfao.
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Whatever will play will be drowned out by him dolphining a little too loudly. He will dolphin long and loud to let everyone know he can handle the bantz as he swigs Drano and moldy coke.
 
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It shits on Jarbo so his audience will clap and send lemons.
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>Silence during Jarbo segments, letting the track play out
>Dolphin laugh and overpowering hot takes during Ralph segments to drown out the audio

G-GAYTHUH they're rappin' about me, Gaytuhh start sweepin' up...
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>Silence during Jarbo segments, letting the track play out
>Dolphin laugh and overpowering hot takes during Ralph segments to drown out the audio

G-GAYTHUH they're rappin' about me, Gaytuhh start sweepin' up...
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Serious question here:

Is there a picture of Ralph where he does not look dirty? Every picture looks like he is on day three or beyond of not bathing.
 
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