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Kiwi's Farm (A KF #BetterCartoon)
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I want Destiny to be a similar archetype to Princess from PowerPuff Girls.
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Nice to see people liked the null the dog idea.
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I'll be glad to donate my persona as a character.
Appearance: Looks a lot like 1980's-era Andrew Eldritch (AKA the guy I have as my avatar) with the long black hair and sunglasses, except he dresses in an American Civil War Union soldier's uniform.
Personality traits: Prone to long-winded rants similar to Grandpa Simpson and is always shifting between calm and optimistic to sarcastic and bitter.
Role: Is part of the town's historical society and is the groundskeeper for a museum or library
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Have some character ideas:
Mrs. Holiday - An asylum escapee that breaks into Kiwi's Farm to lay low. Behaves very erratically, keeps thinking everyone is "Mr. Harvey" or "Mr. Tony" and assaults them.
Shorty the Boxer - an ugly dwarf with brown skin. Wants to lead a revolution to take over the town and marry Kiwi. 47 years old.
Mr. Drain - mostly relegated to the background, only appearing for a few quick jokes. Raving conspiracy theorist, complete with tinfoil hat and everything. Makes out everything to be worse than it actually is.
Mrs. Holiday - An asylum escapee that breaks into Kiwi's Farm to lay low. Behaves very erratically, keeps thinking everyone is "Mr. Harvey" or "Mr. Tony" and assaults them.
Shorty the Boxer - an ugly dwarf with brown skin. Wants to lead a revolution to take over the town and marry Kiwi. 47 years old.
Mr. Drain - mostly relegated to the background, only appearing for a few quick jokes. Raving conspiracy theorist, complete with tinfoil hat and everything. Makes out everything to be worse than it actually is.
Here are some other ideas for townies based on reactions:
- Diana (disagree) and Alan (agree) moved to the town not long ago but everyone can see they are a very dysfunctional couple. They always disagree on everything but getting a divorce is out of the question
- Their children are Dill (often called Dilly) and Lilly, twin brother and sister and they're the same age as Krissy. Dilly dislikes everything and brings everyone's mood down while Lilly is the exact opposite of her brother. She likes everything, has a positive attitude and everyone's happy to see her.
Not related to this but I also made a fan art for Krissy:
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No way, you get actual Li Syaoran in a civil war uniform.
Or you would if I could draw at all.
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Guess I might as well bust in with an idea.
Johnny Enterium, another mad scientist character who’s considerably more competent than Christian the Chancellor, however that doesn’t make him actually competent. Also doubles as a robotics expert. Always wears a cloak to make himself look mysterious, but he takes it off anyway because he just continuously forgets about it. His tragic backstory is that he could never make a cool invention or robot for himself, but would continuously criticize others for the way they did things, despite his inability, continuously getting laughed at. Eventually, he learned his ways, and made a fleet of evil but pretty much harmless robots called the Enterbots. His current big goal is to make a machine that reverses aging on the world, so he can take it over. When he’s defeated, he gets very angry and yells at everyone around him, but doesn’t do much else.
Is that too in depth?
Johnny Enterium, another mad scientist character who’s considerably more competent than Christian the Chancellor, however that doesn’t make him actually competent. Also doubles as a robotics expert. Always wears a cloak to make himself look mysterious, but he takes it off anyway because he just continuously forgets about it. His tragic backstory is that he could never make a cool invention or robot for himself, but would continuously criticize others for the way they did things, despite his inability, continuously getting laughed at. Eventually, he learned his ways, and made a fleet of evil but pretty much harmless robots called the Enterbots. His current big goal is to make a machine that reverses aging on the world, so he can take it over. When he’s defeated, he gets very angry and yells at everyone around him, but doesn’t do much else.
Is that too in depth?
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Can I be a landmark in town?
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I got a couple ideas
Damien Pesos: Owns a Mexican food truck that occasionally comes to town from the city. Also runs a gossip blog that nobody knows is him.
Boss Deagle: A legendary figure from the town's past. Ran with a gang of outlaws who got up to all kinds of out there hijinks and allegedly hid a stash of treasure somewhere. Legend says he may return someday.
Damien Pesos: Owns a Mexican food truck that occasionally comes to town from the city. Also runs a gossip blog that nobody knows is him.
Boss Deagle: A legendary figure from the town's past. Ran with a gang of outlaws who got up to all kinds of out there hijinks and allegedly hid a stash of treasure somewhere. Legend says he may return someday.
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My persona would be this little fella (Which has a different type of hat everyday) and totally be a snarky, sarcastic idiot who's one of the towns local police. Her name would be Allie or something.
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Here's some more character ideas:
King Mundane - self-proclaimed monarch of the town. Is in a dysfunctional marriage, with his wife seeing other men. Works at the local quarry.
Skeleton Warrior - a lanky retarded looking dude, dressed in a skeleton mask. One of the village idiots. Thinks he's an actual skeleton and frequently hypes himself up for greatness, though he can't actually do shit. Tries to antagonize Kiwi to make himself feel powerful.
Dave Bennett - a fatass that spends his entire days locked up in his home, taken care of by his wife, Khat Stallion. Blames everything but himself whenever things don't go his way.
King Mundane - self-proclaimed monarch of the town. Is in a dysfunctional marriage, with his wife seeing other men. Works at the local quarry.
Skeleton Warrior - a lanky retarded looking dude, dressed in a skeleton mask. One of the village idiots. Thinks he's an actual skeleton and frequently hypes himself up for greatness, though he can't actually do shit. Tries to antagonize Kiwi to make himself feel powerful.
Dave Bennett - a fatass that spends his entire days locked up in his home, taken care of by his wife, Khat Stallion. Blames everything but himself whenever things don't go his way.
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I would be a rather stoic albeit knowing artist named Yvonne Yveryday who usually comes around to give vague hints about the villain of the day, there's usually a piano melody that plays whenever she appears when someone asks for advice.
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I got a couple sketches today!
Maybe he lives on a cow farm and breeds cows to laugh, creating "lolcows" that annoy everyone in town.
Maybe he lives on a cow farm and breeds cows to laugh, creating "lolcows" that annoy everyone in town.
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Your chris is better than mine! I love it!
I redo my Brianna Wu character, maybe make him more space themed, also we should have a character based on Andrew Dobson as well!
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Your Chris was really creative at least lol, mine's basically a 1:1 drawing of actual Chris.
Oh god Andrew Dobson. Maybe Krissy sees him in a blueberry bush (blue bear-y bush lol) and when her teacher starts talking about different types of bears ("When you see a brown bear, look big! When you see a black bear, run away! When you see a white bear, get out of the snow!") Krissy could ask "What do you do when you find a blue bear?" and her teacher just gets a panicked look like "OH GOD HE'S RETURNED"
Andy the Blue Bear seems friendly at first and Krissy keeps him around, but he turns out to be vicious and attacks!! Turns out he comes around to town every so often always pretending to be nice so folks feed him, until he doesn't get what he wants and starts mauling people. Then Krissy has to use her magic watering can to "give him a drink" and he inflates (
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Oh I know.
I Love Beef: The show's signature big dumb muscle (think the Lummoxes from Ren And Stimpy) and comic relief receiving end.
Appearance: A big, muscular guy who tends to rip his sleeves because no size can ever fit his massive biceps. Has bags under his eyes because he has a lack of sleep and tends to stay up merely by pure freakish adrenaline. His expression is always taciturn; when he spergs out he goes full on roid rage screaming like the Ultimate Warrior, and has his teeth clenched when he is in this state. Is drawn in an animeesque manner. Has anime hair.
Character: As his name implies, he likes to eat his beef, which is also the main reason why he is big. He is mostly silent, until he opens his mouth, which can showcase his quick to think yet too quick to deduce nature. If he is ever drawn into a topic that is of interest or of peculiarity, he will tend to get extremely excited and triggered like a child. Likes to punch and kick at things, and then unknowingly destroy things as a behavioral tick. Is often told to calm down when he sperg rages.
Role: Can be used as a Nelson Muntz-like figure and be used in "dumb muscle" job related background events. Can sometimes dish out the punchline, is sometimes is the punchline.
I Love Beef: The show's signature big dumb muscle (think the Lummoxes from Ren And Stimpy) and comic relief receiving end.
Appearance: A big, muscular guy who tends to rip his sleeves because no size can ever fit his massive biceps. Has bags under his eyes because he has a lack of sleep and tends to stay up merely by pure freakish adrenaline. His expression is always taciturn; when he spergs out he goes full on roid rage screaming like the Ultimate Warrior, and has his teeth clenched when he is in this state. Is drawn in an animeesque manner. Has anime hair.
Character: As his name implies, he likes to eat his beef, which is also the main reason why he is big. He is mostly silent, until he opens his mouth, which can showcase his quick to think yet too quick to deduce nature. If he is ever drawn into a topic that is of interest or of peculiarity, he will tend to get extremely excited and triggered like a child. Likes to punch and kick at things, and then unknowingly destroy things as a behavioral tick. Is often told to calm down when he sperg rages.
Role: Can be used as a Nelson Muntz-like figure and be used in "dumb muscle" job related background events. Can sometimes dish out the punchline, is sometimes is the punchline.
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This is fucking special and I love it. Good luck!