🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Remember that episode of South Park where Cartman blew his funny fuse? I think that might have actually just happened to me. Holy shit.

I can tell it's funny, I can tell this whole situation is hilarious, but I can't even manage a laugh. This is genuinely one of the funniest things I've seen and yet I think I'm in the same boat.
 
I don't believe the sex tape is Ralph, why? This couldn't have occurred at Faith's house because of her parents and thus this video doesn't make sense.
It literally has the little Ralph face on the wall. The voice, the gunt, the girl, the white trash squalor, the watch, the micro penis. That's 100% Ralph.
 

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Methhead said they don't live together so it could be Faiths house.
Ok read the start of my post lol to quote myself
This couldn't have occurred at Faith's house because of her parents and thus this video doesn't make sense.
You think her Dad is letting a 30+ year man he's public complaining about publicly moan loudly in his house?
IIRC, he wore that watch when he was hanging out with Digitranny or some shit. A recent video vlog he did for sure I remember it very distinctly.
at 10:04, you can see the watch. I am convinced this is ethan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZkSMANqHcY
Thank you very much, you got me there.
It literally has the little Ralph face on the wall. The voice, the gunt, the girl, the watch, the micro penis. That's 100% Ralph.
Ok but even if it's Ralph is that for sure her?
 
big incel energy from gaytor, oh if youre listening gaytor (if lol) you do have to post revenge porn to own us now or admit to inceldom

also a thought, i know fai probably isnt a virgin but wouldnt it be perfect karma for the whore if her only experience or knowledge of sex was doing all the work on a limp micro peen
 
I don't believe the sex tape is Ralph, why? This couldn't have occurred at Faith's house because of her parents and thus this video doesn't make sense.

1. The Room
It simply doesn't look like any room Ethan Ralph would have in his house. For one, it's full of female shit(dolls, trinkets, what looks like tampons, makeup, a pink tissue box?), even if Faith was staying with Ralph, she would likely be sleeping the guest bed or at the minimum, be keeping her trinkets in her own room. It's just so fully of female stuff and with the photos it doesn't look like anything resembling Ralph or anything that would be in his house. I think it's far outside the realm of possibility Faith moved so much of her stuff and moved such irrelevant, frivolous items.
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2. The Pink Hairdryer
Does anybody actually believe that Ethan Ralph, who barely knows how to comb his hair, has a pink hair dryer lying around in his room on the floor on top of a pile of clothes? If you were a guest at somebody's house(as Faith was), even if you were the most trashy around, you would keep a hairdryer in the bathroom, or in your bag. People leaving around things like that indicate a level of comfortableness, that they're familiar with the area enough to do something so unorthodox. It really seems unlikely to me Faith would be bringing her hairdryer along.
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3. The Watch
I have never seen Ralph wear a watch like this ever, I've payed attention to Ralph's watches if he has any, none I can remember have a bright blue hand but please correct me if I'm wrong.
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4. The Voice
I don't know but after listening to that a few times, that guy doesn't sound as deep voiced or have as southern of an accent as Ralph. Although it's kinda close, if you listen to the audio without watching the video, it really doesn't sound that close to Ralph, but it's grunting so it's obviously harder to tell.



5. The Gunt
If that all is not enough to get your faith, let me compare the raw gunts. Although there's not a ton to work with, notice the general blob form of the stomach with thin little hairs in the video. It's also remarkably pale.
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Now compare that to the gunt itself, shaped, defined, thick haired, far more plentiful with hair. Importantly though, notice how Ralph's skin colour just looks different. Now consider this, during sex a man like Ralph would likely get very red as he does when he gets excited IRL, are you telling me Ralph who gets very red from drinking and arguing would have such a pale stomach? Why would hit gunt be such a radical different, color, shape and have seemingly different hair?
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You mean like this watch?
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Additionally, Dildo Head stated she was staying at her cousin’s house. There’s a suitcase on the floor. Or it could be anywhere else.
As to the shape / specifics of the Gunt, the Gunt has gained a metric fuck ton of weight. It’s obviously filled out.
 
Ok... you cucked him hard ER. He had himself on the ropes when he admitted he’d never met her IRL. The iffy video became a knockout blow when that fagget got all quiet on stream and we began to review it.

but you still don’t win.
We have HD gunt footage and lol smallest dick ever. Just erver 4inches tops.
 
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So who’s telling the truth here?
The guy who has all the text messages and Instagram messages?
Or
The guy who recorded a video of himself gunting in the girl?

Doesn’t fucking matter I’m entertained:eli:

Just lay back and enjoy this incredible ride. I'm sure we are enjoying the ride more than Faith did.
 
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