🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Love Machine]

While I'll ignore the fact that metokur suddenly pops up when things are at climax. He still hasn't sold Ethan up the river. This is really just a gentle ribbing.

 

[Edivitch]

They all need old yellered, dude. Better now then later on down the road. Tbh that's what they get for trying to stick around Ralph while also maintaining that squeaky clean YouTube commentary channel image.

I really don't get why they all orbit ralph, were they all og killstream fans or something? I know him and deorio hated eachother like a year ago

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Okay now this is based.

 

[Edivitch]

While I'll ignore the fact that metokur suddenly pops up when things are at climax. He still hasn't sold Ethan up the river. This is really just a gentle ribbing.

Even with tonka jim waited for him to strike first, so don't expect much unless ralph spergs on jim

 

[Funkmaster]

@Null

Our demands now are:

TRR Subforum
Corn reaction emoticon

This day needs to be forever marked in internet history... be on the right side of history Jawsh.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I really don't get why they all orbit ralph, were they all og killstream fans or something? I know him and deorio hated eachother like a year ago

They probably just like a handful of his posts and definitely reshares of their tweets, but soon his name will be quite worthless

 

[Eggg]

Also today is the anniversary of Terry's death. He blessed us with this event from the heavens not to mourn but to rejoice.

Yesterday was the 2 year anniversary of Skyking and the 1 year anniversary of Epstein's "Suicide"

Is it a full moon or something? Planets aligning? There's gotta be some numerology or something going on.

 

[DaTemplar]

While I'll ignore the fact that metokur suddenly pops up when things are at climax. He still hasn't sold Ethan up the river. This is really just a gentle ribbing.

Either he's doing it to save the good shit for a stream, or he's doing it to avoid having to do a stream. At least in my opinion.

 

[Ascendancy0]

Dude really has the gall to brag about his sextape while having a 3 inch peen

 

[Revo]

It's still disgusting to see a woman who is 18 /19 years having sex with a man in his 30's.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Yesterday was the 2 year anniversary of Skyking and the 1 year anniversary of Epstein's "Suicide"

Is it a full moon or something? Planets aligning? There's gotta be some numerology or something going on.

Yeah the stars have aligned in a cursed way and the moon is totally sick of Ethan Ralph's shit.

Or something.

 

[DaTemplar]

Yesterday was the 2 year anniversary of Skyking and the 1 year anniversary of Epstein's "Suicide"

Is it a full moon or something? Planets aligning? There's gotta be some numerology or something going on.

Naw, it's just God fucking with us.

 

[Pixis]

I really don't get why they all orbit ralph, were they all og killstream fans or something? I know him and deorio hated eachother like a year ago

Nah, I don't think they were OG killstream fans because I never seen them around until I stopped watching the show. They seem to have come around after the Ralph and Andy IRL streaming days.

 

[Edivitch]

It's still disgusting to see a woman who is 18 /19 years having sex with a man in his 30's.

Especially when the 18 year old also looks like shes in her 30s

 

[SPERGSTROM]

It's still disgusting to see a woman who is 18 /19 years having sex with a man in his 30's.

Its more about the taste Faith has for men in her 30's which raises eyebrows.

 

[UptownRuckus]

If Jersh doesn't stream talking about this I will come to his house and riot.

 

[DaTemplar]

Especially when the 18 year old also looks like shes in her 30s

Mid 30's*

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Actual footage of the Gunt advancing on Faith prior to the sex tape:

 

[Epsteindidnothingwrong]

I can't believe you people still don't properly understand the corn reference. Let me break it down:

In a stream months ago Null was lamenting on the state of IBS and he joked that maybe what needs to happen is that we all just sacrifice Ralph for the corn harvest. This was a reference to the South Park episode where the townspeople sacrifice Paris Hilton to ensure a bountiful harvest. This was in turn a reference to The Lottery.

Therefore we are not harvesting ER, we are sacrificing him to please the spirits of the land so that they will make our crops grow. Get it right!

It was Britney Spears with a blown off head!
Get your South Park lore right.

 

[byuu]

You underestimate just how reckless a drunken seething Ralph can be. He dropped his hideous rippling gunt sextape to try and shutdown a stream showing DM proof of him getting used by his childbride.

By claiming Ralph never slept with Faith, Chris inadvertently did the single most triggering thing possible for Ralph.
The last tiny scrap of pride Ralph held onto was that he occasionally had sex with some fat bitch. The one thing that made him "better" than the "incels from Karen Farms", Josh "broken dick" Moon, volcel PPP, and turboautists like Flamenco.
It's the one he'd constantly bring up and brag about when attacked after he couldn't brag about viewership numbers anymore.
He had to protect it at any cost.