🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Kraut said:
How long do you think it will take each and every individual member of the Guntguard to turn on the Gunt and to then pretend to have always hated the Gunt?
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Can you imagine if Gator tried to pull off a heelturn? He'd be seen as a Baked Alaska tier snake for that.
 
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Gator. If you are reading this. I was not lying when I said that I have no grudge against you.

I genuinely believe that actually very few people really do hate you.

I for one only shit on you because of your association with the Gunt.

There is a life without the Gunt. And I am pretty sure there is a place for you to stream and make content, after the Gunt.

Now is your best and probably last opportunity to take it. Take it while you can.
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He is already running around trying to clean it up. He is gone I think.
 
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Easterling said:
Like a more autisitc version of japanese holdout forces.
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To be fair to the Japanese holdout forces, they didn't know the war was over. The guntguard has seen the emperor shamed and beheaded

DaTemplar said:
If she's 18, I don't think he can. She's an adult. Then again, I'm no lawyer.
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Ralph's state has revenge porn laws. She can
 
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Kraut said:
Gator. If you are reading this. I was not lying when I said that I have no grudge against you.

I genuinely believe that actually very few people really do hate you.

I for one only shit on you because of your association with the Gunt.

There is a life without the Gunt. And I am pretty sure there is a place for you to stream and make content, after the Gunt.

Now is your best and probably last opportunity to take it. Take it while you can.
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There is no life without the gunt for Gator. Like Hitler and Eva Braun, Ralph and Gator will commit suicide together over a discord call while they watch the MudaneMatt stream, reliving the good ole' days one last time.
 
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LaurenLauren said:
You got my autistic ass wrong there, my friend. I meant that he will sue the Gunt, for damages to his family and her daughters reputation. Since Ethan is broke he'll has to pay in any way he can, that also includes giving up his possessions, material or not.
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Fair enough. Like I said, I'm no lawyer. Either way the shit show is glorious and I can't wait to see what happens in the coming few days.
 
fuck whales said:
Ive always liked the killstream in some ways, some of the drama that came out of it has been hilarious over the years, Mundane Matt particularly, but this is fucking hilarious.

Im not sure how this could be more of a fuck up if he was trying to make it worse.
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Just consider how enduring the legacy of the Boulder Stream was. MundaneMatt's fuckup spawned a whole new genre of content on YouTube, and of course the Gunt profited from it handsomely.

Now consider that what has transpired within the last 24 hours is ten times worse, and Ralph is also guilty of everything Matt did.

We can never let him live this down.
 
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fuck whales said:
Ive always liked the killstream in some ways, some of the drama that came out of it has been hilarious over the years, Mundane Matt particularly, but this is fucking hilarious.

Im not sure how this could be more of a fuck up if he was trying to make it worse.
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That's the thing too, Mundane Matt's shit is so tame looking back. He flagged a stream playing an n-word video. Who the fuck cares? He said "my girlfriends daughter" once which is taken as absolute proof he's parenting two black kids for some reason?

But this shit, this is new territory. A whole new world of retardation. Ralph and his best friend Alcohol are showing everyone how its fucking done.
 
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