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[Chilson]

Quinton finally has one good take, and it's the most obvious one there is.

Wait until he deletes and backtracks

 

[Guts]

Wait until he deletes and backtracks

“W-Wait, no... I-I wasn’t insinuating... I... It’s not like she was in a position of power... she’s a woman after a-, wait, let me start over!”

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Moar Garfield eats drama ensues.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Newest update with minor civilian casualties.


And two new scripts.

Trying to understand TikTok (before it gets banned)
Fallen Titans | LeafyIsHere

Special quotes.

"In fact, it goes a step beyond that really. LeafyIsHere represents everything wrong with celebrity culture, even in a form so minute and irrelevant that it feels like satire to even use the word “celebrity.”

"Because LeafyisHere isn’t just an obnoxious, hypocritical bully, that alone wouldn’t make him worth talking about. LeafyisHere, is a class traitor."

 

[Joe Swanson]

Newest update with minor civilian casualties.
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And two new scripts.

Trying to understand TikTok (before it gets banned)
Fallen Titans | LeafyIsHere

Special quotes.

God that leafy script is just awful, even for a first draft, I really don't get Quinton's line of thinking when it comes to calling Leafy a class traitor

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Newest update with minor civilian casualties.
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And two new scripts.

Trying to understand TikTok (before it gets banned)
Fallen Titans | LeafyIsHere

Special quotes.

“LeafyIsHere, is a class traitor”

And you’re a fake Breadtuber who still shills for Garfield plushies while being a pseudo intellectual who acts like he knows a thing or two about U.S, politics.
What’s your point, Quinton?

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

As a request by a kiwi very close to my heart I will try my best to explain the Great Raid of the #memes channel that happened a couple of weeks ago.

One lazy night a couple of kiwis coordinated efforts to create several alt accounts and spam variations of holocaust denial memes on the #memes channel of Q's Discord to the anger of the quintonians and quintonettes. This continued for roughly ten minutes until all the accounts (which by the way, were inviting each other under names such as "JewWario", "MundaneMatt" and my personal favorite "Anal Cunt") were banned by the Great Champion of the Quew, Hippie Rat.



This event kickstarted the great cullings carried by both Qommader Q and Great Orange Knight Hippie Rat to clean house of any kiwi sleeper cells. The last one taking place last sunday. All accounts without roles (pronouns) and zero activity on chat were exterminated with an emphasis on finding and dispossing of accounts invited by kiwis.

Currently the invite link is reserved to jannies (Adustus, seanbagel, Salandria and Hippie Rat) and all new supporting patreons, making the Quew the newest cool kids club in town.

 

[Water-T]

Look at how racist and sexist Quinton is - hating on a black woman!

 

[Ascendancy0]

BIG MAD. I hope makes this video. This better be some 4d chess publicity stunt. Q can't be that retarded...r-right?

 

[Water-T]

Q is ultra mad that Leafy got rich and famous off of hastily assembled content, all while Q begs dozens of YouTubers to be in his videos and still have to live with Mommy & Daddy.

 

[LukeMcGregor]

I almost don't want to type this because it might dissuade him, but I really hope he makes this leafy video calling him a class traitor. He does get a decent amount of views so leafy might respond and expose Quinton's retardation to a million no fucks given zoomers. If Quinton gets depressed over people making his tweet into a copypasta, this might end his channel.

 

[Jar-Jar Fanboy]

lmao @ Quinton seething that Leafy can shit out mediocre content for a long time, quit for four years, and then enjoy a comeback where his various shitposting and rambling videos about nothing in particular have become generally well received, while Quinton toils away making hour long videos that no one gives half a shit about. GG, Quinton, unlucky

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

BIG MAD. I hope makes this video. This better be some 4d chess publicity stunt. Q can't be that retarded...r-right?
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I want to see someone take his script and make a video before he does.

 

[Jar-Jar Fanboy]

I want to see someone take his script and make a video before he does.

Imagine if Leafy himself did it, and made a rebuttal, all before Quinton could even drop the initial video. The levels of Q's impotent rage on twitter would be off the fucking charts lmao

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

maybe if quinton focused more on developing an actual personality that people will consistently tune in for, he'd be a millionaire too instead of desperately trying to scrape 50k views on a video he spent two months on. there's a reason why leafy can get a million views per video daily when literally all he does is ramble into a mic for 10 minutes over gaming footage, and it's because people love his personality and what he has to say. quinton is so nondescript that nobody gives a shit unless he's covering something they specifically care about.

 

[Jack Awful]

maybe if quinton focused more on developing an actual personality that people will consistently tune in for, he'd be a millionaire too instead of desperately trying to scrape 50k views on a video he spent two months on. there's a reason why leafy can get a million views per video daily when literally all he does is ramble into a mic for 10 minutes over gaming footage, and it's because people love his personality and what he has to say. quinton is so nondescript that nobody gives a shit unless he's covering something they specifically care about.

Next you'll tell him to "stop burning bridges" like he'd actually do it.

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

Next you'll tell him to "stop burning bridges" like he'd actually do it.

tbh regardless of if he did it or not, his ship has probably sailed. he had a golden opportunity when he was blowing up off his leafy and grade videos, but he went full lolcow too early and tainted his reputation before he could become big enough to recover from it. i honestly think at this point he should give up on trying to play the numbers game and just make the videos he's passionate about for what small dedicated following he has garnered. his chances of being a big name 1 million+ sub channel were dashed the moment he decided to distance himself from the personalities that helped him grow in the first place, but i don't think he realizes this and it's only hurting him more and more when he spends weeks and months on content that barely anyone watches.

 

[HangEight]

BIG MAD. I hope makes this video. This better be some 4d chess publicity stunt. Q can't be that retarded...r-right?
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Reading through this script and you can feel the Big Q's jealousy and anger over Leafy's success. Like yeah Leafy's videos are lazy and easy to make, but they do so well because they're not a complete drag to watch. There's no way Leafy's audience would be interested in hearing about stocks and trading, but because Leafy actually has a personality that isn't a mix between boring and obnoxious (at least not anymore), he actually makes it worthwhile. The same can't be said about Quinton who can't even manage to get 50K views on a 20 minute video about getting a giant Garfield plush.

Q's definitely jealous that he can't get tons of money and success off of barely doing anything like Leafy does. That and Leafy got shat on by everyone in 2016 and then managed to come back years later to tons of support and views, meanwhile Quinton still hasn't reached the amount of views and support he got before the "I fucking hate Trump" and Mumkey Jones stuff.

 

[Commodus]

Quinton's trying to be like Jenny senpai. Instead of being quirky and cute like Quinton (presumably) wanted it to be, this comes across as sad and kind of creepy.

Whatever you think of Jenny's road trip to Arizona, it makes for more interesting content than Quinton sitting at home and bitching about his first world problems. Hell, even if he did travel to Canada to collect the thing the video would still be boring to watch.

 

[scathefire]

Quinton reacts to the incredibly unsurprisng news of Kamala Harris becoming Uncle Joe's running mate:
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I'll admit that I find lefties who criticize the democratic party far more tolerable than Karens who worship everything the party does and assume some "Good vs. Evil" narrative is at play in the American duopoly as opposed to a "Corrupt retards vs. Corrupt retards" narrative. So his take here is at least a good take, if unoriginal