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Men only want one thing, and it's DISGUSTING.
Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties
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Dye It Bebsi
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Depends, what we know as Greek mythology is actually a recollection of the hundreds of Greek religions that had recurring Ideals and characters. There's plenty of interpretations of Aphrodite, and also versions of her that were once their own deities but were identified with her.
The two most popular origins are Aphrodite as the daughter of Zeus and Dione, and Aphrodite as the production of the primordial sky god's ballsack being thrown into the ocean after the titan Lord Cronus chopped him into pieces. The former makes more sense in relation to the other Olympians who are the siblings and offspring of the King, Zeus. The latter is odd as that would make Aphrodite a lot more powerful than any myth actually portrays her, but the Greeks portray romantic and sexual love as a powerful force even the gods fear so that makes a bit of sense that way.
So basically she's related to terrible people either way. And you know what I said about Greeks portraying romantic love in a fearful way? Yeah, Aphrodite is portrayed as petty and vindictive and forced people to fall in love either because she hates them or she thinks it looks cute which sounds pretty fucking rapey to me lmao
Sorry for the Greek mythology sperging, it's my version of the secret sperg interest everyone has that they keep to themselves.
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He tried to rape her too.
Her husband is also a rapist, as are most of her lovers.
And her son also got raped.
So no, Aphrodite probably don’t give a fuck.
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What a perfect encapsulation of the shipping community
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See, now I want to see an version of Aphrodite who's a fat sweaty fujoshi.
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I REPEAT DO NOT OBTAIN SALIVA OR HAIR THROUGH FORCE!
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My question is why do they care if it was taken by force if her goal is to ruin someone's marriage?
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Because prison isn't kind to people who are arrested for mugging someone for their hair?
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Now, I might not be an expert in psychology, or statistics, or anything for that matter, but I have a sneaking suspicion that those two things might be connected somehow... Correlated, perhaps.
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Prison? Mugging someone for their hair is more of a "mental institution" crime.
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I found the dirt post
Don’t fuck the dirt, you’ll get worms in your coochie. I REPEAT THE WORMS DO NOT WANT YO NASTY ASS VAJAYJAY IN THEIR FACES
Am I just stupid or can anyone else not fucking understand this
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Some days, they are more into cottagecore, others into magickal witchcraft. All the time she is gay. I spend too much time on Tumblr.
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You see, some of us don't know English properly.
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I just picked a load of wild fruit around my neighbourhood, bumped into an old man and we shared tips on gardening and foraging, where to look for blackberries in a month or so, reminder to cook the rowan berries with apples or it won't set properly etc. and I remembered this thread, and how just doing that is more "witchy" than any amount of dicking around with candles and glitter. Witches, back in the day, were like herbalists or apothecaries and they were midwives and helped with family planning, they were useful when your only other options for medical care were barber-surgeons and doctors who believed in weird shit like humours. These days they've been made obsolete by Walgreen's. The closest thing to a witch nowadays would be an actual pharmacist, or a Scout leader teaching kids survival skills like how to identify plants and make fires and things.
There are some neopagans into foraging and bushcraft, Fergus the Forager is one who shows up on TV sometimes and basically does a Ray Mears or Bear Grylls sort of show but blogs about mad religious shit too. But the vast majority of these lot I bet are too fat or lazy to go hunting, fishing or looking for plants in their local parks or forests, and wouldn't know what to do with them when they found them.
ETA: there are some relevant folk traditions like "give thanks to the trees you forage", and "don't pick some berries until after the first frost", the Tumblr witches might like those. It's mystical bullshit but it's really only to encourage you to make clean cuts in the trees and not take more than a fait share of food, so the plant isn't damaged, and the frost thing is because the acid in some berries breaks down when they're frozen, so they taste better if you wait or just freeze them before eating. There's so much folk traditions and useful skills and environmental practices that are being forgotten that modern witches could preserve - or update, like using a freezer for sour berries - but nah, let's cast emoji spells and chant stupid shit instead.
There are some neopagans into foraging and bushcraft, Fergus the Forager is one who shows up on TV sometimes and basically does a Ray Mears or Bear Grylls sort of show but blogs about mad religious shit too. But the vast majority of these lot I bet are too fat or lazy to go hunting, fishing or looking for plants in their local parks or forests, and wouldn't know what to do with them when they found them.
ETA: there are some relevant folk traditions like "give thanks to the trees you forage", and "don't pick some berries until after the first frost", the Tumblr witches might like those. It's mystical bullshit but it's really only to encourage you to make clean cuts in the trees and not take more than a fait share of food, so the plant isn't damaged, and the frost thing is because the acid in some berries breaks down when they're frozen, so they taste better if you wait or just freeze them before eating. There's so much folk traditions and useful skills and environmental practices that are being forgotten that modern witches could preserve - or update, like using a freezer for sour berries - but nah, let's cast emoji spells and chant stupid shit instead.
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Hongourable Madisha
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Remember: magical power is stored in on your body's fat deposits, so it only makes sense that a being as powerful as a goddess would look like a ham planet.
Also her tiny feet and carbuncle big toes are hilarious. This is perfect.
"We need to show that grimoires don't need to be super artistic to be valid!"
She probably doesn't realize it but she's using the exact same phraseology as the "fat acceptance" crowd and others like them. It's dirty grimoire acceptance.
If your grimoire isn't full of stray hairs, food stains and doesn't look like it smells of urine then you're buying into the beauty standards for books!
Stop trying to book-shame me!
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Also I found a recipe under cottagecore (almost exactly like witchcore except it’s living alone in a cottage and baking fuck tons of bread and knitting) that I really want to try. It’s vegan so you might have to do a bit of ingredient swapping (milk, butter and an egg) if you wanna try this yourself.
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To die in a war?