Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Does anyone know where or how we can decipher the case codes? Do the numbers and letters at the beginning of the case number signify what the offense was?
probably, but individual states are the ones that set what they mean. there are some common ones though:

DV - domestic dispute (used to be violence specifically, but it's a more general term since the late 90's)
TS - traffic infraction with a moving vehicle
TT - traffic infraction with a driver or non-moving vehicle
HHS - health and human services. this varies but is typically elder abuse, welfare checks, domestic disturbance (different from dispute in that it's someone else reporting it rather than one of the interested parties), and so on
UA - unassigned case
CV - civil infraction (for both citations and inspector general demands)
CC - civil citation (for citable offenses)
CR - criminal infraction or complaint
BR - bankruptcy
AD or SV - administrative laws i guess, ive seen them but never was involved.

and so on. in the CA system, the first three letters indicate the specific court or type of court, the type of case, and if it's a continuation or supplementary hearing or whatever. Z is often used as a sentencing hearing. A14Z-#### might be the superior court of san francisco dept 14 sentencing hearing for example. B#### might be a distict B appeals hearing while SB#### is a state supreme court case for district B.

it really varies a lot though. federal courts have a set system you can look up though.
 
Of course its never his fault. His years of being a raging psycho predator have nothing to do with his current situation. Hey @DeletedSoul, Lukey boi has a spy in Sofalaw that can get investigators in to do some peeping. I think he's made this claim before, that he's got an "insider" in Sofalaw.

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Here's his newest trespassing charge - if I recall the cop wrote the citation during the podcast on 8/6/2020, but then the LE referral is on 8/7/2020, and the prosecutor didn't get around to filing charges until 8/11/2020.

His previous judge is inactive and this case is part of the community court program, which Judge Logan was honored for in 2015 (https://my.spokanecity.org/news/releases/2015/06/17/spokane-municipal-court-judge-logan-honored/). If she thinks she's gonna reform Lucas through community court and access to justice then I think she should peruse this thread to realize that's impossible.
 
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Good to see Lucas set on suing Chris Hansen, who's supposedly a million and a half in debt. I can't believe how much he thinks people only hate him for the starbucks incident. His thread was already fairly long by the time starbucks happened and it grows in response to how much bullshit he posts. I'd love to see 800+ pages over that stupid starbucks incident. It was just the whole country seeing a little bit of what people following him already knew. It was the first I heard of him, though.
 
Good to see Lucas set on suing Chris Hansen, who's supposedly a million and a half in debt. I can't believe how much he thinks people only hate him for the starbucks incident. His thread was already fairly long by the time starbucks happened and it grows in response to how much bullshit he posts. I'd love to see 800+ pages over that stupid starbucks incident. It was just the whole country seeing a little bit of what people following him already knew. It was the first I heard of him, though.

The best part is lucas seriously thinks that suing chris hansen is a good idea. Regardless of the outcome of such an attempt, if he actually took the guy to court for calling him a pedo it would get a hell of alot of media aimed directly at lucas. The starbucks incident and a great deal of his previous and subsequent behavior would get dug into by the media and would become public knowledge for a hell of alot more people than it is now. If lucas thought it was hated and talked negatively about before just wait until the media is finished with him

I can see the headlines now 'schitzo pedophile sues mr to catch a predator himself, chris hansen for accusing him of being a pedo, despite mountains of indisputable proof and legal records'

Even better, if said media found this thread and dug through it, they'd turn up the incident with the 16 year old in VA picture proof included. Who is to say the media wouldn't then take things into their own hands and push the cops to make an issue of it and cause a whole load of trouble for lucas. The conversation records still exist on a server somewhere its certainly a possibility

Point being, lucas is utterly oblivious as to just how bad of a situation he can easily get himself into by trying to pursue any kind of legal action against hansen for calling him a pedo. It would paint a target on his ass like nothing he has ever experienced. I mean can you imagine lucas trying a nonsensical lawsuit for an attack that never happened and ending up inadvertently forcing the media and court system to look into his own history of pedo behavior and landing him in a prison cell in VA and on a sex offender registry for life? Fuck me that would be an epic ending to lucas's story arc and utterly fitting. He would be the cause of his own destruction in every way imaginable through his own stupidity and greed - the very things he smugly berates others for nonsensically

and just imagine the utter seething rage lucas would be experiencing during his long years in prison, as he cries himself to sleep every night in his cell. His mother would be none too impressed with lucas either, considering theres enough incidents of her stepping in to defend his pedo behavior that it wouldn't reflect very well on her. Remember it was someone threatening to go to the cops about the 16 year old in VA situation that triggered her to go to WA and have lucas committed again. The media being how it is, one could easily accuse her of knowingly enabling it. Especially considering shes gone out of her way to blatantly lie about the reasons lucas is the way he is. That would get noticed before long

Chris hansen is the worst person lucas could possibly try to fuck with for being called a pedo. Hes not some rando that nobody gives a shit about. Hes enough of a celebrity that the media will want as much info as they can get on it which means digging into lucas's history way more than lucas can possibly see coming. He has no idea what he would be getting himself into at all

Not that I expect lucas to actually follow through on any lawsuits against him or anyone else, but weirder things have happened. Just bitching about it loudly enough could draw more attention that he should want on his situation. Calling out hansen when you're a pedo is absolutely one of the stupidest things a person could do
 
Good to see Lucas set on suing Chris Hansen, who's supposedly a million and a half in debt. I can't believe how much he thinks people only hate him for the starbucks incident. His thread was already fairly long by the time starbucks happened and it grows in response to how much bullshit he posts. I'd love to see 800+ pages over that stupid starbucks incident. It was just the whole country seeing a little bit of what people following him already knew. It was the first I heard of him, though.
Dang Walter, what're you doing here?

Dontchu know EVERYONE hates you?

Go back to gargling Cheese Wiz and leave The Suevian King alone!
 
Of course its never his fault. His years of being a raging psycho predator have nothing to do with his current situation. Hey @DeletedSoul, Lukey boi has a spy in Sofalaw that can get investigators in to do some peeping. I think he's made this claim before, that he's got an "insider" in Sofalaw.

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Oh yeah, we've been talking about this lulziness in SOFALAW all day. I'll say here what I said there:

Lol. Bring it, Lucas. Fucking bring it.

Legally you have exactly zero standing.

1. The attack didn't happen.
2. If it did happen, you will be unable to prove that the assailants attacked you *because* of SOFALAW.
3. Even if you found the assailants and they were identified as SOFALAW members, literally one of the first rules of the group is not to fuck with you, here or IRL.
4. None of what you listed is part of a protected class, except maybe the atheist bit, but no one hates you for being an atheist.
5. "If I can find the owner of SOFALAW" BITCH I'M RIGHT HERE I'VE MESSAGED YOU USING MY REAL NAME AND ALL YOU DID WAS BLOCK ME.
6. Even if you had ANY legal standing, good luck finding a lawyer you can afford who would even think to take this case.
7. Since you have trouble showing up to court dates, it is absolutely unlikely that you'd show up here, and your case would be tossed.
8. Your case would be tossed on the merits of the facts anyway.
 
I really hope there's a lucas/ Chris Hansen confrontation in the cards.

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....Nothing says stupider than a bag of rocks than referring to himself in the third person multiple times. and who is this 'we' he speaks of? Has his mrsa colony finally become so advanced as to become self aware and capable of filing lawsuits?

That he is literally threatening to sue someone due to an incident that didn't even happen and that he knows didn't happen shows how fucked in the head he is. For someone who constantly accuses people of claiming things without evidence he sure likes to do that himself
 
....Nothing says stupider than a bag of rocks than referring to himself in the third person multiple times. and who is this 'we' he speaks of? Has his mrsa colony finally become so advanced as to become self aware and capable of filing lawsuits?

That he is literally threatening to sue someone due to an incident that didn't even happen and that he knows didn't happen shows how fucked in the head he is. For someone who constantly accuses people of claiming things without evidence he sure likes to do that himself
One of the keys to understanding Lucas Werner is everything that he accuses others of doing are things he does himself.
 
One of the keys to understanding Lucas Werner is everything that he accuses others of doing are things he does himself.
lucas is as threatening as a sack of wet mice and just as sharp. he accuses others of beating him up, and there's zero chance he's anything but a 300 lb fat body that can't even reliably fight his way out of his own pants to take dump on time.
 
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Here's his newest trespassing charge - if I recall the cop wrote the citation during the podcast on 8/6/2020, but then the LE referral is on 8/7/2020, and the prosecutor didn't get around to filing charges until 8/11/2020.

His previous judge is inactive and this case is part of the community court program, which Judge Logan was honored for in 2015 (https://my.spokanecity.org/news/releases/2015/06/17/spokane-municipal-court-judge-logan-honored/). If she thinks she's gonna reform Lucas through community court and access to justice then I think she should peruse this thread to realize that's impossible.

I bet 10,000 of the finest telomeres that Lukey won’t show up to his hearing.
 
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Here's his newest trespassing charge - if I recall the cop wrote the citation during the podcast on 8/6/2020, but then the LE referral is on 8/7/2020, and the prosecutor didn't get around to filing charges until 8/11/2020.

His previous judge is inactive and this case is part of the community court program, which Judge Logan was honored for in 2015 (https://my.spokanecity.org/news/releases/2015/06/17/spokane-municipal-court-judge-logan-honored/). If she thinks she's gonna reform Lucas through community court and access to justice then I think she should peruse this thread to realize that's impossible.
The podcast was Friday the 7th.
 
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Also, any other healthcare spergs looking at this and having serious concerns ref: Luke’s diabeetus?

This already looks like it's gunna take a while to heal, especially with where it's located, and that's not taking the diabeetus into mind. Considering his levels of hygiene, living situation, and health, I don't see it healing any time soon. My guess is that since he doesn't have an iota of self preservation, whatever shelter he stays at will force him to take a trip to the er.
 
This already looks like it's gunna take a while to heal, especially with where it's located, and that's not taking the diabeetus into mind. Considering his levels of hygiene, living situation, and health, I don't see it healing any time soon. My guess is that since he doesn't have an iota of self preservation, whatever shelter he stays at will force him to take a trip to the er.

Amputee Lucas would be awesome. Hobbling around in crutches while screeching how sexually skilled he is. Or better, erratically wheeling himself all over Spokane while making vids about his superior mating potential.
 
Amputee Lucas would be awesome. Hobbling around in crutches while screeching how sexually skilled he is. Or better, erratically wheeling himself all over Spokane while making vids about his superior mating potential.
Forget these arms honies, Stubby Older Daddy can fuck your pee-holes so good with this prosthetic leg. Come and get it. I’ll be a one-legged millionaire in 25 years.
 
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