Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[ThomasAudley]

I'm not a lawyer, but if I were and a crazy bum came up to me wanting to sue Starbucks and Chris Hanson and Cloudfare who are all somehow engaged in an elaborate conspiracy to incite violence that never happened, I'd take it on an hourly basis and get a huge retainer up front. Ironically enough Lucas was the one committing general harassment against Starbucks.

I thought he pissed hot and got sent to jail for the day but I guess he's good to go.

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

You can usually get away with 1 or 2 hot piss tests for weed, it takes a while to get completely out your system, especially when you're a huge fat ass like Lucas.

 

[Pump Meat]

I can imagine the county jail absolutely does not want to house Lucas right now. The pandemic has probably made that hellhole even worse and they don't need some tubby vagrant take up space and resources.

 

[WonderWino]

Could you imagine what would happen if you handed that dumb bastard a rifle with all his rage issues? I think his involuntary commitment prohibits him from owning a firearm but if it didn't....

I would say that handing lucas a rifle would lead to him going up a clock tower shooting at imaginary flatbills.....but going up a clock tower requires climbing alot of stairs and I doubt lucas could do that without having a coronary before he got halfway to the top

Also, elk tends to be disliked by alot of people. its very dry and can be a bit off putting. So its funny that he would try to use it as a hook. I also find it weird that he says it like its something unusual to have land to hunt on. Lots of people do. So its pretty funny that lucas is bragging about shitty quality meat that he couldn't get ahold of even if he were legally allowed access to firearms. He's too incompetent to hunt

I'm not a lawyer, but if I were and a crazy bum came up to me wanting to sue Starbucks and Chris Hanson and Cloudfare who are all somehow engaged in an elaborate conspiracy to incite violence that never happened, I'd take it on an hourly basis and get a huge retainer up front. Ironically enough Lucas was the one committing general harassment against Starbucks.

I thought he pissed hot and got sent to jail for the day but I guess he's good to go.

If he actually did that hes just asking for starbucks to make an example of him and hit him with another cease and desist order for harassment. He likely still thinks the government would give him a lawyer to sue them. Not that he would win, especially considering the incident never even happened.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Anyone know of the 2016 Charge in Thurston county? The case number is UHS16–026 and date is 2-22-16 per the Dw.courts.wa.gov search. It lists him as a respondent not defendant so I’m guessing it’s a protective order?

I also found a website called Watch.wps.wa.gov that does background checks for $11. I’ll pull the trigger but would rather make sure that’s not been used already.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Flat bill and Fat Albert must have got ahold of him again and caused some brain damage, these word salads are reaching advanced levels of autistic.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Anyone know of the 2016 Charge in Thurston county? The case number is UHS16–026 and date is 2-22-16 per the Dw.courts.wa.gov search. It lists him as a respondent not defendant so I’m guessing it’s a protective order?

I also found a website called Watch.wps.wa.gov that does background checks for $11. I’ll pull the trigger but would rather make sure that’s not been used already.

I'm not seeing the case you refer to. Is the following list incomplete?

Spoiler: 8 Cases

That's 6 criminal cases and 2 apparent protective orders. Not exactly a menacing criminal history, but a symptom of someone who struggles to function as an independent adult.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Flat bill and Fat Albert must have got ahold of him again and caused some brain damage, these word salads are reaching advanced levels of autistic.

Someone needs to ask Luke two things:

is the fact that no one understands these things he writes any bother to him, or does he actually think Generation Z can understand this baby talk?

Number two: Does he think a normal person repeats himself as much as he does?

Does he realize that his level of repetition is off-putting?

And seeing it as he's so Keen for people not to see him as weird, does it occur to him that perhaps not repeating himself so often might go a ways towards making him seem more normal? Less schizophrenic even?

Because he's not schizophrenic, (LOL) and surely he doesn't want to appear to be something that he's not right?

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Hello Mudda
Hello Fadda

Here I am at
Da Homeless Shelta!

 

[teleméres69]

I seriously doubt being hit on the head could affect his intellect much, given how much of a dipshit he already is. I genuinely want to see what zoomers actually talk this way. I love that he condemns others for using slang like when talking about the Jason Perva incident, then has this verbal diarrhoea

Flat bill and Fat Albert must have got ahold of him again and caused some brain damage, these word salads are reaching advanced levels of autistic.

 

[WonderWino]

Someone needs to ask Luke two things:

is the fact that no one understands these things he writes any bother to him, or does he actually think Generation Z can understand this baby talk?

Number two: Does he think a normal person repeats himself as much as he does?

Does he realize that his level of repetition is off-putting?

And seeing it as he's so Keen for people not to see him as weird, does it occur to him that perhaps not repeating himself so often might go a ways towards making him seem more normal? Less schizophrenic even?

Because he's not schizophrenic, (LOL) and surely he doesn't want to appear to be something that he's not right?

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Hello Mudda
Hello Fadda

Here I am at
Da Homeless Shelta!

....Lucas sounds like a stormfronter trying to do what they imagine are stereotypical impersonations of a mentally deficient jew to belittle somebody in that second pic

and the expression he has in it makes him look flat out mental, like he is going to try to attack or rape the person he is looking at. its the same kind of look I expect he had when he went postal during the hairdresser incident. red fucking flags all around

and he better watch out ranting incoherently with that expression on his face in public. cops are jittery as fuck as it is right now without making things worse for himself by looking and acting like some unhinged spastic thats one wrong word away from popping off at someone

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas spends a lot of time thinking about old men ejaculating in 3rd graders.


This needs to be archived.

I hope Myrna knows this is her son's mind. Her precious little boy.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Lucas spends a lot of time thinking about old men ejaculating in 3rd graders.

He's also been throwing pedophile accusations around lately, kinda funny coming from someone that was ALLEGEDLY beaten by a duo calling him a pedophile recently. This is where that "Deny everything and make counter accusations" reflex comes into play.

 

[pr3nt177]

Someone needs to ask Luke two things:

is the fact that no one understands these things he writes any bother to him, or does he actually think Generation Z can understand this baby talk?

Number two: Does he think a normal person repeats himself as much as he does?

Does he realize that his level of repetition is off-putting?

And seeing it as he's so Keen for people not to see him as weird, does it occur to him that perhaps not repeating himself so often might go a ways towards making him seem more normal? Less schizophrenic even?

Because he's not schizophrenic, (LOL) and surely he doesn't want to appear to be something that he's not right?

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Hello Mudda
Hello Fadda

Here I am at
Da Homeless Shelta!

I've given up trying to make sense of his insane drivel, like a 3 year old I just look at the pictures instead.

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

More of his weird poop fascination.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

I'm not seeing the case you refer to. Is the following list incomplete?

Spoiler: 8 Cases

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That's 6 criminal cases and 2 apparent protective orders. Not exactly a menacing criminal history, but a symptom of someone who struggles to function as an independent adult.

It appears he has a new case from today.

number 1 is the one I was asking about and number 10 is from today.

 

[LeeLoo]

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Lucas spends a lot of time thinking about old men ejaculating in 3rd graders.


This needs to be archived.

I hope Myrna knows this is her son's mind. Her precious little boy.

Sadly, I’m one of many who had the audacity to give him an honest response on IG, and was swiftly blocked

This post is especially vile, even by Pucas standards, and should be reported. He may be attempting to portray Biden and Trump as pedophiles, but his post and his own comment come across as promoting pedophilia. Pop Pop? WTF? It sounds as though he’s gleefully talking about sexually abusing 3rd graders. He’s vile beyond words. He needs to be permanently banned from IG. And the human race as a whole.

It appears he has a new case from today.

number 1 is the one I was asking about and number 10 is from today.
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Does anyone know where or how we can decipher the case codes? Do the numbers and letters at the beginning of the case number signify what the offense was?

 

[wenttobermuda]

It appears he has a new case from today.

number 1 is the one I was asking about and number 10 is from today.
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The new case can be found

Municipal Court Case Information

View Spokane Municipal Court's case management system. Access case records for misdemeanors and traffic and code infractions.

my.spokanecity.org

...in this database.
Currently mobile, otherwise I'd pull it.

 

[Wernology]

No videos today, sadly, but after looking at the latest pic of his badly healing, uncontrolled diabeetus knee boo boo from falling down, I thought it'd be funny to do his daily tarot reading on the alleged beating and on how his upcoming "lawsuits" will go.

Spoiler: Made up (double gen x duh) and hilariously bad if he actually makes it to court.

Oh, and the IG DM spam he sent. I guess he didn't appreciate my reply because he blocked me.

 

[WonderWino]

More of his weird poop fascination.


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.....Why do I have the feeling lucas will end up being one of those psych ward patients that goes completely batshit insane and gets regularly beaten and hosed down by orderlies for smearing his own shit all over his room

number 1 is the one I was asking about and number 10 is from today.

I wonder what happened to land him another charge. It wouldn't be surprising if it was piss test related

 

[Da Dude123]

That very well may be the case from when he was on the phone with Goldoar. It may have just been filed today.

It appears he has a new case from today.

number 1 is the one I was asking about and number 10 is from today.
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