🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[BoingBoingBoi]

if you're 34, filming yourself fucking an 18 year old and maybe sending it to someone without her consent is a very bad idea. 18 year olds change their minds all the time, and if she decides that maybe that video being on the internet is not something that she wants, and a 34 year old man pressured her into making it and then sent it to someone in spite of her hesitation, well, while it could just end up being a learning experience for her, it could also very well end up a legal experience for ralph.

For fucks sake, how do you come away from all this still thinking that Matt is the worse off of the two?

"I mean yeah, Ralph might've flown a barely legal girl out to live with him, insulted her father repeatedly online, forced her into the limelight despite her clearly being uncomfortable with it, and leaked a sex tape online... but look at this stupid hot take Matt posted on twitter!"

I'll state now, for the record, that Matt Jarbo is objectively a better human being than Ralph.

Aside from the flagging incident, what has he done to really embarrass himself? He's a stepfather and he drives for Uber. Oooh, scandalous. That's not to say that those two things are off the table for shit he can be mocked for, but you'd think that Ralph and his posse would take one second to look in a mirror before trying to pass judgement.

matt is a harmless goofball who says dumb shit and is in some modestly embarassing situations e.g. being a stepfather, crying at youtube play buttons, false flagging videos and getting caught, has a boulder-collecting hobby etc. most if not all of his dysfunction and idiocy is online and harmless. anyone who thinks matt is more dysfunctional than ralph has been huffing too much of faith's asshole.

ralph is a fucking alcoholic trainwreck and it permeates his real life. he's gone to jail for being an alcoholic mess and has on numerous occasions showed relatedly terrible judgment. he's ruined his marriage and basically sunk his own career because he couldn't keep his own house in order. (speaking of houses, that room in the video is disgusting but somehow only the third filthiest thing in the video).

 

[Laura Loomer]

View attachment 1513423

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1293344574799257603

Welp, that is honest to God one way to put it.

LMFAO he fancies himself a slutmaker? His dick is so tiny he could fuck a virgin and she'd still be one afterwards.

 

[Aurora]

if you're 34, filming yourself fucking an 18 year old and maybe sending it to someone without her consent is a very bad idea. 18 year olds change their minds all the time, and if she decides that maybe that video being on the internet is not something that she wants, and a 34 year old man pressured her into making it and then sent it to someone in spite of her hesitation, well, while it could just end up being a learning experience for her, it could also very well end up a legal experience for ralph.



matt is a harmless goofball who says dumb shit and is in some modestly embarassing situations e.g. being a stepfather, crying at youtube play buttons, false flagging videos and getting caught, has a boulder-collecting hobby etc. most if not all of his dysfunction and idiocy is online and harmless. anyone who thinks matt is more dysfunctional than ralph has been huffing too much of faith's asshole.

ralph is a fucking alcoholic trainwreck and it permeates his real life. he's gone to jail for being an alcoholic mess and has on numerous occasions showed relatedly terrible judgment. he's ruined his marriage and basically sunk his own career because he couldn't keep his own house in order. (speaking of houses, that room in the video is disgusting but somehow only the third filthiest thing in the video).

She could fucking destroy him. Destroy him utterly, and that's if she doesn't decide to lie and say she was seventeen when it was made. She says that, he's looking at statutory rape, distributing child porn, etc.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I love this wrathful Matt shit, he's got a taste of blood and doesn't want to stop. It's like when a nerdy kid finally beats up his bully.

 

[Disheveled Human]

if you're 34, filming yourself fucking an 18 year old and maybe sending it to someone without her consent is a very bad idea. 18 year olds change their minds all the time, and if she decides that maybe that video being on the internet is not something that she wants, and a 34 year old man pressured her into making it and then sent it to someone in spite of her hesitation, well, while it could just end up being a learning experience for her, it could also very well end up a legal experience for ralph.

We went over all this. The general consensus is if the family wants to pursue this hardcore all the evidence on the internet will incriminate Ralph and there are many people willing to set this up he is probably fucked because of the scope of the leak. Its not like "Tom" gave "John" a sex tape unlawfully and Tom says IDK how John got it he was at my house and stole it kinda thing.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Also, to the uninitiated who're still wondering why Ethan suddenly had a hate boner for Josh, allow me to offer this playful little analogy.

Imagine seeing someone stumbling around of the street, not paying any heed to the traffic going by. Naturally, you call out to them and warn them that if they don't get out of the street, at some point they might get hit by a car or a truck. Then that person turns to you, with fury in his eyes and screams, "Did you just threaten to run me over, you pedophile!?"

And then he gets into his car and tries to run you over in "retaliation" only to miss you entirely and immediately veer into a nearby tree.

 

[Spedestrian]

Stream Highlights
Replay: The Corn Harvest
Hosts: Null & PPP
Guests: @adezero, Ade's big titty friend, @Bryan Dunn, @Kraut, MundaneMatt, WildSmiled

Ade says Ralph is a lazy gunt in the bedroom, rates him 1/10.
Ralph is obsessed with anus, likely scat fetishist.
Sex tape confirmed to be in Ralph's room.
Ralph's mom lives in a separate wing of the crack shack.
Ralph's bedroom is a converted porch and his "studio" is just a corner of his cuck porch.
Lives in absolute squalor, rarely does laundry, Ade had to clean his room for him
Home reeks like a combination hospital + bar + ashtray.
Pisses in jars.
Cries about ex-wife Nora to the chicks he's banging.
Had to pay Nora to come on his show for damage control.
Might've suicide baited Nora.
Confirmed obsessed with Null's dick, talked to Ade about it IRL.
Brags about MundaneMatt takedown IRL.
During a car ride with Ade, played his MC Jarbo rap multiple times.
Flexed his e-celeb status in jail.
No real hobbies.
Can't get through his show without drinking, needs to drink every day, mixes benzos with booze.
Ade once gave him several days worth of Klonopin and he gobbled them all like Pac-Man right in front of her.
Ralph 420 blazing it on probation.
Too fat to fight, tiny T-Rex arms, doesn't exercise.
Never had a real job.
Maybe never graduated high school.
Somehow has 50k in the bank.
Doesn't flag on YouTube because he knows he'd get caught.
Gator is his paid employee.
Gator reads Kiwi Farms for Ralph, gives him the highlights.
@Kraut took deafening vape rips, apologized for his sins.
@Bryan Dunn was removed from the stream by popular vote.
MundaneMatt showed up for a few minutes but had to DoorDash.

Audience Reactions

Spoiler

Sex Life

Ade on sex with Ralph: "He's as lazy as you'd think."

lol confirming he only has sex by lying down and moving the gunt

Ade rates Ralph a 1/10 in the bedroom.

EMBARRASSING FETISHES
OBSESSES WITH THE ANUS AND THE POOP
aaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHH ETHAN IS A SCATOPHILE

Also sex tape confirmed to have been in Ralph room, showing he has a print out or perler bead art of his, Zidan, and Gator's icons and that he lives in squalor.

Home Life

His mom has her own wing of the crack shack, what a catch this boy Ralph is.

"He lives in the little porch that was converted to a room."


YES. I FUCKING CALLED THIS WEEKS AGO! HE LIVES IN THE BUMP!

And his "studio" is in a cuck shed.

"does he do his own laundry?"


It doesn't sound like it.

Ade cleaned his room!

He lives in absolute squalor. The house smells like a hospital mixed with old booze/cigarettes.


Sounds like a nightmare scenario.

She already said it smelled like a sick person lived there, like a hospital.

GUNT PEEPEE JAR REAL

Nora

He talks a lot about Nora, that divorce broke him.

RALPH PAID HIS EX-WIFE TO COME ON HIS SHOW

Nora only went on his show after the divorce because Ralph paid her! WOW

Ade said Ralph probably suicide baited Nora

Hobbies

Ralph obsessed with Nulls dick confirmed

Brags about the MundaneMatt take down in REAL LIFE.


Holy Jesus.

Ralph tried to flex his eCeleb status in jail HOLY SHIT!

fat fuck doesn't even have hobbies

Addiction

Ralph can't get through a show without drinking. He hates everything he's created.

Ralph out here eating Ade's clonapin like it's pez candy.

It's now confirmed that he mixes benzos with booze. As if anyone had any doubt.

RALPH CONFIRMED DRINKING EVERY DAY

"he smokes a lot of pot"

Physical Fatness

"Do you think he would have the physical capacity to fight anyone?"


"nnnnnnnnno...."


lmao god damn it

"There's no muscle their. It's all fat." - Ade

-does he even excerc....


-NO.


LOL

Career

Never had a job ever. Pathetic.

Ralph is a deadbeat and possibly never finished high school

Ade confirms he has over 50k in the bank

Ade says Ralph won't flag on YT because it could be traced back to him.

Gator

Gator reads the forum to give Ralph the hottest drops LMFAO!!!

gaytor is embarrassed by the gunt and his antics

Gator gets paid. He doesn't do it for free!

Kraut

Can someone tell Kraut to mute his mic while he vapes. What an amateur.

sorry for vaping into the mic

Bryan Dunn

Bryan STFU you are an annoying sperg.

Generous Josh kicks Bryan in the most polite way, what a good boy.

Thanks for the invite @Null even though I missed half of it due to Hockey! Lol

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Also, to the uninitiated who're still wondering why Ethan suddenly had a hate boner for Josh, allow me to offer this playful little analogy.

Imagine seeing someone in the stumbling around of the street, not paying any heed to the traffic going by. Naturally, you call out to them and warn them that if they don't get out of the street, at some point they might get hit by a car or a truck. Then that person turns to you, with fury in his eyes and screams, "Did you just threaten to run me over, you pedophile!?"

And then he gets into his car and tries to run you over in "retaliation" only to miss you entirely and immediately veer into a nearby tree.

And obsesses over Josh's cock.

 

[AnOminous]

Also, to the uninitiated who're still wondering why Ethan suddenly had a hate boner for Josh, allow me to offer this playful little analogy.

Imagine seeing someone stumbling around of the street, not paying any heed to the traffic going by. Naturally, you call out to them and warn them that if they don't get out of the street, at some point they might get hit by a car or a truck. Then that person turns to you, with fury in his eyes and screams, "Did you just threaten to run me over, you pedophile!?"

And then he gets into his car and tries to run you over in "retaliation" only to miss you entirely and immediately veer into a nearby tree.

There is nobody more stupid or vengeful than a drug addict determined to ignore every piece of good advice he's given.

 

[Enne]

In a way I kind of envy Ralph's entirely unwarranted autistic self-confidence. Imagine being able to say you're better than anyone else when you're a jobless, obese drunk with a criminal record and being able to actually believe it.

I don't even think he believes it himself, a man fuelled by this much retarded desperation to prove that he's better than everyone just reeks of insecurity to me.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Ralph's bedroom is a converted porch and his studio is a cuck shed.

This is incorrect, she said his studio was in a corner of his bedroom. He streams from within the converted porch, not within a dedicated cuck shed.

 

[inexplicable ethos]

I don't even think he believes it himself, a man fuelled by this much retarded desperation to prove that he's better than everyone just reeks of insecurity to me.

Definitely. Someone who is self confident and believes they're better than everyone doesn't drink themselves into a stupor every night and abuse Xanax to cope with the miserable reality of their life.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Please @Null , just give me the address of the serbian krokodil shack you're living in currently, so I can send you a corn suit as you lead us to harvest.
View attachment 1509375
Amazon link

You fucked up @Null , you could have had this suit ready to go on the day it mattered. But now you're sitting there, like a fucking idiot, not wearing a corn suit. Pathetic really.

 

[Bolo]

Fuck, sorry to be a fag and ask this, but the pages are going superfast.

Anyway, has people got over this with Jim and Dick? You guys think they will try to stay away or burn the gunt?

 

[Superman93]

People now coming to terms with Ralph being a scumbag is great and all but for me personally he was a piece of shit much earlier than this when he made fun of Sargon’s son dying. No one knew about that until he broadcasted that’s. Many people called me a moralfag but I don’t care.

There’s limits to certain things.

 

[TA0/]

In a way I kind of envy Ralph's entirely unwarranted autistic self-confidence. Imagine being able to say you're better than anyone else when you're a jobless, obese drunk with a criminal record and being able to actually believe it.

wouldn't imagine being a nigger have sumed it up better?

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Fuck, sorry to be a fag and ask this, but the pages are going superfast.

Anyway, has people got over this with Jim and Dick? You guys think they will try to stay away or burn the gunt?

Jim has been laughing at his expense, Dick fluxuates between mockery and guntguarding depending on which side of the bed he rolls out of.

 

[GeeWilickers47]

People now coming to terms with Ralph being a scumbag is great and all but for me personally he was a piece of shit much earlier than this when he made fun of Sargon’s son dying. No one knew about that until he broadcasted that’s. Many people called me a moralfag but I don’t care.

There’s limits to certain things.

What if Faith was just a sleeper agent for the Don and this is his elaborate multi-year plan to make Ralph feel the same pain

 

[Aurora]

Fuck, sorry to be a fag and ask this, but the pages are going superfast.

Anyway, has people got over this with Jim and Dick? You guys think they will try to stay away or burn the gunt?

The gunt will burn without them. Can't see Jim saying anything substantial as he's Corona-whipped, and who knows with Dick.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Fuck, sorry to be a fag and ask this, but the pages are going superfast.

Anyway, has people got over this with Jim and Dick? You guys think they will try to stay away or burn the gunt?

Dick is being a faggot and dodging every question. Jim rolled out of bed to make fun of Ralph's sex tape and tampon breath on twitter.

We really do need a chronicle of all the events. I've been opposed to Ralph having his own board for a while but this stuff goes fast.