🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Rotollo]

I really wish the internet fighters would find some new nuclear option to constantly accuse each other of being. I have to listen to this stuff with headphones in case of the 2/3 chance that one of them starts screaming about pedophiles at length

True if they just started calling people cannibals over and over it would be funnier

 

[Chad Nasty]

Speak for yourself, I've got nothing on a man who's split his cock in half or a methhead who manipulated the stupidest known alcoholic to breathe God's air to make a sex tape to show the methhead's ex how small his dick is, with that failing so spectacularly that we are all here talking about it.

yea yea yea, okay alter boy. Livin clean always lean. God bless.

 

[johnisdeer]

Glad to see a legitimate journalist weighing in to the gunt tape shit show.

Radio Host Ethan Ralph Releases Sex Tape to Mixed Reviews

On Tuesday, Joe Biden's announcement that he'd chosen Kamala Harris as his running mate was unfo...

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This was great, i haven't read any daily stormer stuff before but this was pretty funny. some good parts are -
" While the mystery of the origins of the video will likely continue, even though there is no actual mystery "
" “I was into it and really jiving and vibing until the part where he sticks his finger in her butthole and sniffs it,” said a prominent porn addict on Twitter. "
" Warski is filth. He is not funny. He is not smart or clever. He adds absolutely nothing to the show, and in fact makes it unbearable to listen to. "
good stuff.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I feel sorry for the girl in the tape, she was putting in all the work.

Truly Ralph is awful.

 

[Null]

Fucking called this shit.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Warski talking about do not engage is the funniest thing specially as someone who read his whole thread. I remember when he first started that shit it didn't even last a month before he was engaging.

The killstream is going to be either hit or miss. Ralph has no charisma and no guest so unless its pillstream 2.0 it won't be fun.Hope I'm wrong tho.

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Fucking called this shit.

What took them so long? I though they would have started yesterday when the sextape dropped not when nothing is happening.

 

[Miller]

Well, I guess this event allowed me to learn a few tricks in Movie Studio.
I might do another one later.

 

[Instapot]

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Fucking called this shit.

Sort of a shift, and I meant to ask last night. Do you ever think that the gunt "made friends" with you just in the off chance you would curtail his thread here? Which you didn't, which is where his animosity comes from because he didn't get his way?

 

[heathercho]

Did you guys see Mr. Robot?

I never finished it, but this scene stuck with me. Daemons run in the background, and perform actions without user interaction.

Ethanol Ralph has a very obvious daemon that presents itself whenever he feels even remotely slighted. I'm calling it GuntSmash.exe. The idea for this daemon came from hearing Kraut talk about the potential consequences that could come with publicly humiliating your girlfriend's father after he tried to stick up for his daughter. Think about how you would have handled that situation if you were in Ralph's shoes.

>I'm sorry you feel that way, sir. Why don't you drive over some time? Me and your daughter can talk with you over dinner. You'll find that I'm not so bad.

Nope, Ralph doesn't do that. He can't. GuntSmash.exe is installed deep within his brain-drive, and he doesn't even notice when it runs at all.

Same thing with that lady MMA fight promoter. She makes the mild transgression of calling Ralph "weird" and "hard to work with." Never mind that she was more complaining about Tonka than him. No, Ralph is slighted, and he must respond. How would you respond?

>I'm sorry ma'am. I know us internet weirdos can be difficult to work with, but we really appreciated what you did for us last time. I promise us silly boys will be on our best behavior, and it won't be a repeat of what happened with Tonkasaw. We can make this work, and make real money this time!

Nope, he brings his insult comic buddy Dick Masterson on, gets the Krew together, and spends 30 fucking minutes roasting her appearance. Bridge status, burned.

Here's the steps of GuntSmash.exe:

1: Feel slighted in any way.

2: Hit slightee as hard as you possibly can, with whatever you possibly can.

3: Allow slightee to hit back as hard as he or she possibly can.

4: Make friends again.

This pattern played out with Warski, Rand, I'm not sure if he's done it to Dick before, I'm sure he does it to his mom and she probably taught this pattern to him.

If you listened to the conversation between him and Joshua on TDS, it played out exactly. First, Ralph makes it clear that he was insulted by the corn joke, then he calls Null a pedophile (something which Null sees as akin to putting a gun to someone's head and pulling the trigger), then he waits patiently to be hit back, Null doesn't respond at all, so he slurs out "weeeeeelll I'm glad we got that out of the way there hrrmrmlgrrrg..."

Que null going "what, you really expect me to forgive you after that? Seriously?"

It's a textbook daemon found in abusers. They act like normal people, usually even good and likable people, until the daemon boots up and suddenly it's as if they cannot act rationally at all. One of Rekieta's rogue's gallery, Ron Toye III, behaves the EXACT same way, and even seems to have been made aware of the daemon by his therapist. He's worth looking into if you are bored, his thread is a barrel of laughs. However, despite being aware of the daemon, he still can't seem to stop it from running.

This is brilliant. More brilliance than a fat, skin covered turd like Ethan deserves as an explanation of existence.

I wonder what Tonka thinks of all this....

 

[Null]

Warski talking about do not engage is the funniest thing specially as someone who read his whole thread. I remember when he first started that shit it didn't even last a month before he was engaging.

The killstream is going to be either hit or miss. Ralph has no charisma and no guest so unless its pillstream 2.0 it won't be fun.Hope I'm wrong tho.


What took them so long? I though they would have started yesterday when the sextape dropped not when nothing is happening.

That was at 1am my time, so 7pm EST on the 11th. Every person in that picture is still trying to prop up the drunk on his feet and keep this shambling corpse going a few more weeks just to prove 'detractors' on this site wrong.

 

[Null]

Do you ever think that the gunt "made friends" with you just in the off chance you would curtail his thread here?

I now believe almost everyone I have been friendly with (in this arena) was being friendly for this purpose.

 

[Dell Conagher]

So i have a fucked up request to make of the video editors, you know the scene in ace ventura two, where he comes out of the rhinos asshole. can someone make that as to where he comes out of the gunts navel ? because i cant fucking do that for shit, and dont know where to start learning it.

 

[thismanlies]

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Fucking called this shit.

Loyalty has its limits and even Pesos figured this out. But if any rats choose to go down with that ship, let it be them.

 

[Noproblemo]

I now believe almost everyone I have been friendly with (in this arena) was being friendly for this purpose.

Poor Josh, we'll be your real internet fwens, buddy.

 

[Least Concern]

So how long until a semi-mainstream news outlet covers this with a headline along the lines of "Gamergate Leader Leaks Sex Tape?" Because there's always a journo or two standing over that dead horse's body, taking a couple practice swings with an aluminum bat.

Also: Mister One Outta Ten is fat, of average height at best, and has a below-average peen. Incels, if you're at least as tall as him, have a smaller gunt, or a bigger penis, or even just any one of the three… what's your excuse? Put yourself out there. It's not hard to be a better catch than Ralph. Even virgin men can do better than one out of ten just by accident. Jesus.

 

[karz]

Really liking the new emote
he be dancin'

 

[thismanlies]

So how long until a semi-mainstream news outlet covers this with a headline along the lines of "Gamergate Leader Leaks Sex Tape?" Because there's always a journo or two standing over that dead horse's body, taking a couple practice swings with an aluminum bat.

Also: Mister One Outta Ten is fat, of average height at best, and has a below-average peen. Incels, if you're at least as tall as him, have a smaller gunt, or a bigger penis, or even just any one of the three… what's your excuse? Put yourself out there. It's not hard to be a better catch than Ralph. Even virgin men can do better than one out of ten just by accident. Jesus.

Given how Anita Sarkeesian has a new scam going, I'm surprised there aren't at least five different articles talking about the GamerGate boogeyman releasing "revenge porn" and how you should never send nudes to a gamer.

 

[GogglyGoblin]

Well ask yourself this: Would you be more ashamed right now if you were Andrew Anglin or if you were Ethan Ralph?

AA may be many things, a fed, a grifter, a white supremacist, a racemixer, a white nigger, a neonazi, a pedophile, a mossad agent, a jew or even not real at all, but at least he is not FAT and that makes him a much better person than the massive flesh golem that is Ethan Ralph.

 

[Curious Addie]

So how long until a semi-mainstream news outlet covers this with a headline along the lines of "Gamergate Leader Leaks Sex Tape?"

If there is a court case you better believe the lower tier of journos will have a feeding frenzy, after they are made aware by ER's countless enemies. Of course he will be billed as the leader of the alt right, you would have to entirely re-litigate gamergate for a normal person to understand what it even is.

 

[Edivitch]

So how long until a semi-mainstream news outlet covers this with a headline along the lines of "Gamergate Leader Leaks Sex Tape?" Because there's always a journo or two standing over that dead horse's body, taking a couple practice swings with an aluminum bat.

Also: Mister One Outta Ten is fat, of average height at best, and has a below-average peen. Incels, if you're at least as tall as him, have a smaller gunt, or a bigger penis, or even just any one of the three… what's your excuse? Put yourself out there. It's not hard to be a better catch than Ralph. Even virgin men can do better than one out of ten just by accident. Jesus.

Yoree Koh will return to finish what she started