🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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On one hand I would have a platform perpetually on the verge of shutting down, a fanbase that gives bronies a run for their money, and probably made fun of in polite society everywhere I go... and on the other I would have to be Andrew Anglin. Tough choice.
Footage of lower tier grifters feeding on the gunt.


 
AA may be many things, a fed, a grifter, a white supremacist, a racemixer, a white nigger, a neonazi, a pedophile, a mossad agent, a jew or even not real at all, but at least he is not FAT and that makes him a much better person than the massive flesh golem that is Ethan Ralph.
It's hard to be a better person when you fall into four of those categories and on top of that you're Ethan Ralph.
 
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Really liking the new emote :gunt:
he be dancin'
Stream Me vibes. Nice.
Back to a seemingly simpler time, but it wasn't. Still funny.
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I still find it hilarious that Dick begs null to call right as the gunt starts humiliating himself. He still hasn't mentioned anything about Jesse being a complete faggot to null. Dick is such a shameless grifter that it almost makes gunt look like a saint.
 
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Fucking called this shit.
Ralph has to at least have no moral objections to pedophilia. With all the pedos or people associated with pedos he's freely associated with there's no way he could actually have an objection to fucking kid. Plus the way he uses it so flippantly to attack anyone he doesn't like, including people he used to be friends with... You just don't have an actual moral objection to pedophilia and act like ralph does.
 
Ralph could date and make sex with this grill:
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Now see, everyone's doubting the logistics of this match made in hog heaven however, Ralph is powered by poop and farts. No one can give this to Ralph better with a complete lack of self respect and in such horrendous volume than Chantal. Alas... I honestly think she would pass. I do not think Chantal, who banged a homeless guy on a rock for a burger, would date Ralph.

He looks so happy and I'm legit glad he's having fun :gunt::gunt::gunt:
It's one of the best parts of the whole thing. You can't help but cheer Matt Jarbo on now, even if you don't like him. If you still don't understand, this invokes exact same feeling:
The clip even has Gaytor.
 
If you listened to the conversation between him and Joshua on TDS, it played out exactly. First, Ralph makes it clear that he was insulted by the corn joke, then he calls Null a pedophile (something which Null sees as akin to putting a gun to someone's head and pulling the trigger), then he waits patiently to be hit back, Null doesn't respond at all, so he slurs out "weeeeeelll I'm glad we got that out of the way there hrrmrmlgrrrg..."

Que null going "what, you really expect me to forgive you after that? Seriously?"

The interesting thing is he hasn't always been like this. He expressed contrition for getting jailed for punching a cop, he also seemed to back down after telling Sargon he was glad his kid died in a fit of rage. At one point on the Killstream he made a self-deprecating joking and Bibble said 'See, this is why I like you, Ethan'. However, since being released from jail, it seems like he's been getting steadily worse. And it's not just the booze talking - there was a period of relative sobriety after the Pillstream but his vindictive tendencies only became more pronounced.

Personally I can't imagine what it must be like to exist in this state of fury barely controlled with pills and booze. It can't possibly last for long before something snaps and he does something which will send back to prison for a much longer period. And the more he flails the more creatures from much darker places of the Internet than Kiwi Farms will circle him and take the odd bite to make the flailing worse.
 
I'm out of the loop, what happened to Ralph's actual wife? Did she do the smart thing and divorce him after she got her green card?
I'm not sure but I don't think she got the green card. She never lived full time in the US. IIRC she had some job related to animal testing and wouldn't be able to get work doing what she went to university for in the US.

Pretty sure she ended it because Ralph is a felon who will never get a pardon, and never be allowed to leave the states.
 
Glad to see a legitimate journalist weighing in to the gunt tape shit show.


While many people are saying that the sex tape will “destroy” Ralph’s career, crisis management professional and image consultant Andrew Anglin said that he does not see any way that the sex tape could do anything other than help him in his endeavors.

Anglin is a loon and/or a Fed but calling himself a 'crisis management professional and image consultant' is pretty funny.

I think the best part of all of this for me is how he claims to be gods gift to women and all the women who have had the misfortune of being with him universally agree it was a disappointing performance.

Another shtick he borrowed from dick

Isn't that true of all men who brag about being promiscuous and how many hot babes they've fucked though? There's a reason that the cultural stereotype of people like this being full of shit exists.
 
I'm not sure but I don't think she got the green card. She never lived full time in the US. IIRC she had some job related to animal testing and wouldn't be able to get work doing what she went to university for in the US.

Pretty sure she ended it because Ralph is a felon who will never get a pardon, and never be allowed to leave the states.
Ade implied that Ralph talking to Nick and other alt right feds were making her look bad professionally.
 
This was great, i haven't read any daily stormer stuff before but this was pretty funny. some good parts are -
" While the mystery of the origins of the video will likely continue, even though there is no actual mystery "
" “I was into it and really jiving and vibing until the part where he sticks his finger in her butthole and sniffs it,” said a prominent porn addict on Twitter. "
" Warski is filth. He is not funny. He is not smart or clever. He adds absolutely nothing to the show, and in fact makes it unbearable to listen to. "
good stuff.

I love Anglin's writing, I hope he continues to cover this.
 
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