LGBT 5-12-2015: New Chris pics- comments indicate Chris is taking hormones

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MakeItRain said:
It is absolutely not medically "more sketchy" than the taint piercing.
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I'd disagree with that. Unless something incredibly bizarre happened, the taint piercing was never likely to cause anything more than localized irritation.

Deep vein thrombosis can kill you in minutes if it travels to your pulmonary artery.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
Y'know, I bet you're correct in that he's just taking women's vitamins instead of men's - they come in separate containers that are clearly marked, why else would they be this way unless a man taking women's pills would suddenly over time become more of an actual woman?
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It's a pretty standard cartoon device that if you eat dog food you start barking or you eat lots of lettuce you act like a rabbit. I would love it if Chris was taking women's vitamins based on this logic. Does he even know what a hormone is?

sonichuis44 said:
It's even simpler than that: pop culture says trans women are just super gay men. That portrayal is just now starting to change, but it was thick in the 80's and 90's, where "man in drag" was right up there with "lisping sailor" and "limp-wristed drama queen" in the list of stock gay characters. If Chris did feel feminine/lean toward feminine things, he would've equated it in his mind with being gay.
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Fortunately, we have Jack Chick to explain the science behind the link.

Kaptcher said:
Idk man it would be really interesting to see Chris's mental gymnastics if a boyfriend-free girl with a non-lesbian soul came along and was interested in Chris as a chan not chanette. So much promise of Crystal and heart sweet. Or is Christine too much of a....handful (or 2 :cryblood:) to give up now?
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Now, at one time I would have said he'd go back to Classic Chris in an instant. But the thing is that Chris hates doing something he doesn't want to do now for the promise of a reward later. He's been directly promised sex in exchange for thirty days of minimal work, and he couldn't even manage that. And whatever his motivations, Chris really likes dressing up like a pretty girl. If a sweetheart demanded that he stop, he'd probably just say "Hmm, yeah," stop replying to her messages and waddle off back to Impulse to stare at pretty lesbians.
 
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Guy's Chris took the wrong hormones. He accidentally took testosterone and steroids..... AND YOU JUST MADE HIM VERY ANGRY!!!!
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Melancholia said:
Chris just posted some new pics...

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Chris, you don't look attractive! You are fucking gross! Stop trying to take sexy pics and post them on the internet! That is disgusting!

EDIT: I'm also disgusted by his topless pics too, with the censored nipples.

EDIT 2: Sorry somebody marked my post as "late". Sorry I don't come to the CWCki every two minutes for news.
 
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I still think he's taking women's vitamins, mistaking them for hormones. And THAT'S what he asked the doctor about, ("Hey, is it okay if I take these things here?) and he/she told Chris it was all good. The doctor probably didn't know that Chris thought they were actual hormones.

And for once, KENGLE was the voice of reason!
 
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That Guy said:
The Chandlers have always been big-time consumers of fast food. I can count on one hand the pictures of Barb that I've seen where there's no fast food wrappers in sight. And of course there was Bob and his every-breakfast-at-Burger King habit.

I don't think it stemmed from that one incident where Barb refused to cook anymore. Just pure laziness.
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I love how Barb cooked a spaghetti dinner after Chris moved back to 14bc and Bob and Chris refused it And she responded with "FINE IM NEVER COOKING AGAIN YOU FUCKWITS"
It might have been laziness, but to me it's just more evidence that Barb is incredibly emotionally unstable.

Nobody sane threatens to murder their child because they wanted to wear a skirt.

I really really wish Chris had a better mother. Maybe he could have been relatively independent.
 
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The more I think about it, what Chris wrote to accompany his topless photo might be the most incredibly autistic thing he's ever said.

The first part of the note is "Enjoy my treats, ladies!" OK, so the subtext would be, "I am a woman, and I look hot and sexy. With the pasties over my nipples, I am doing the classic risque burlesque thing. Like other D-cup women who pose fully topless in Playboy, I would be willing to take it all off, but Facebook won't let me. My partial nudity is good and acceptable, and my full nudity would be even better, I'm sure you would agree, lllladies."

Then two seconds later, he writes, "If you feel disgust instead, then that validates my original cause of covering up the topless male." So the subtext here is, "I am a man, and I look repulsive. With the pasties over my nipples, I am doing the bare minimum to protect the public from my loathsomeness, and all of my fellow men should follow my example. The fact that Facebook would allow me to go fully topless is outrageous. While my partial coverage is a relief, I'm sure you would agree that I should actually be wearing a formless sweatshirt, because what I have done here is so offensive."

My mind is fucked apart.
 
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asperhes said:
The more I think about it, what Chris wrote to accompany his topless photo might be the most incredibly autistic thing he's ever said.

The first part of the note is "Enjoy my treats, ladies!" OK, so the subtext would be, "I am a woman, and I look hot and sexy. With the pasties over my nipples, I am doing the classic risque burlesque thing. Like other D-cup women who pose fully topless in Playboy, I would be willing to take it all off, but Facebook won't let me. My partial nudity is good and acceptable, and my full nudity would be even better, I'm sure you would agree, lllladies."

Then two seconds later, he writes, "If you feel disgust instead, then that validates my original cause of covering up the topless male." So the subtext here is, "I am a man, and I look repulsive. With the pasties over my nipples, I am doing the bare minimum to protect the public from my loathsomeness, and all of my fellow men should follow my example. The fact that Facebook would allow me to go fully topless is outrageous. While my partial coverage is a relief, I'm sure you would agree that I should actually be wearing a formless sweatshirt, because what I have done here is so offensive."

My mind is fucked apart.
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Disagree. It was one of the most brilliant things he has ever written.

Do I look attractive? Therefore I am right about being an attractive woman.
Do I look unattractive? Therefore I am right about male nipples.

Either way CWC is right. Can't argue with that logic.
 
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timtommy said:
Disagree. It was one of the most brilliant things he has ever written.

Do I look attractive? Therefore I am right about being an attractive woman.
Do I look unattractive? Therefore I am right about male nipples.

Either way CWC is right. Can't argue with that logic.
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Ironically, I think it would've been less horrifying if he had actually shown his nips.
 
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