Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Azafran90]

I had a feeling that her degrees were essentially purchased for her, but goddamn. This is exactly why I've been saying for years that higher education and degrees mean jack shit these days, when anyone, like Staph, can get them.

Out of ten people I know with masters degrees, three of them are not idiots/degenerates; and only one of them has advanced in his career thanks to his studies.

 

[Binghamtron-5000]

Frankly, idgaf if you want to spend 25-32K a year for 20 years to get a PhD in basket weaving then work at Burger King and live in a cardboard box for the rest of your life. All the “yeah, creative writing is nice, but, smirk, you should be in STEM” stuff can get bent imo, so long as the overly educated future poet doesn’t have delusions of grandeur. I say fuck it, enrich your mind and then die in a ditch or whatever, it’s none of my business.

But...her POOR PARENTS. Money isn’t love but like...damn, they dropped SO MUCH CASH on her and must have been SO HOPEFUL that she seemed to be doing well. They are old enough to come from a (now dead) world where “I earned a master’s degree at expensive private colleges upstate” sounds like an actual achievement. Or it sounds at least like something done by a functional person who leaves home well before 30 and can be trusted with a cellphone. Instead they ended up with this miserable self-centered NEET who will never move out, talks shit on them constantly, and claims they’ve given her CPTSD because she doesn’t like their puns or whatever

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

But...her POOR PARENTS. Money isn’t love but like...damn, they dropped SO MUCH CASH on her and must have been SO HOPEFUL that she seemed to be doing well. They are old enough to come from a (now dead) world where “I earned a master’s degree at expensive private colleges upstate” sounds like an actual achievement. Or it sounds at least like something done by a functional person who leaves home well before 30 and can be trusted with a cellphone. Instead they ended up with this miserable self-centered NEET who will never move out, talks shit on them constantly, and claims they’ve given her CPTSD because she doesn’t like their puns or whatever

Nah man.

While I do feel bad for Mama and Papa Frigly, the fact of the matter is that they - like Russell Greer's adoptive parents or Abby Brown's adoptive parents - helped shape the doughy monster before them.

Stephanie definitely has some very real mental and physical problems (none of the trendy ones she lists tho). She's an alkie baby. She was probably always inclined to be a little "slow" and have issues with incontinence, et cetera.

But this business of letting her laze around on her fat fungal ass all day and blow her allowance on Etsy pins and claim she's not spoony enough for a job at age, what, thirty-one? Yeah, fuck all of that nonsense. Mama and Papa missed the boat - they should have dragged their Pissbury Daughter to get some real mental help, refused to indulge her pretend disabilities, and forced some real restrictions and rules on her if she was to continue living with them. They're massive enablers.

Allowing her to hide in her room when someone comes over for 20 minutes because that person is a Trump supporter? Absolutely not. Powerlevel - if I had a dollar for every time some old white guy talked at me about Satanic Democrats and Back Alley Abortions Sponsored By Hillary and Niggers Should Know Their Place, I'd have retired at twenty-two. You bite your cheek and smile-and-nod until they're gone. You don't hide in your room to protect your fee-fees.

They should have taken her to a heavy duty shrink as soon as they realized that she was acting like a pedophile online and LARPing as ghosts having sex with children.

 

[Binghamtron-5000]

Nah man.

While I do feel bad for Mama and Papa Frigly, the fact of the matter is that they - like Russell Greer's adoptive parents or Abby Brown's adoptive parents - helped shape the doughy monster before them.

Stephanie definitely has some very real mental and physical problems (none of the trendy ones she lists tho). She's an alkie baby. She was probably always inclined to be a little "slow" and have issues with incontinence, et cetera.

But this business of letting her laze around on her fat fungal ass all day and blow her allowance on Etsy pins and claim she's not spoony enough for a job at age, what, thirty-one? Yeah, fuck all of that nonsense. Mama and Papa missed the boat - they should have dragged their Pissbury Daughter to get some real mental help, refused to indulge her pretend disabilities, and forced some real restrictions and rules on her if she was to continue living with them. They're massive enablers.

Allowing her to hide in her room when someone comes over for 20 minutes because that person is a Trump supporter? Absolutely not. Powerlevel - if I had a dollar for every time some old white guy talked at me about Satanic Democrats and Back Alley Abortions Sponsored By Hillary and Niggers Should Know Their Place, I'd have retired at twenty-two. You bite your cheek and smile-and-nod until they're gone. You don't hide in your room to protect your fee-fees.

They should have taken her to a heavy duty shrink as soon as they realized that she was acting like a pedophile online and LARPing as ghosts having sex with children.

Fair, fair. You’re right. It’s just as fucked up to defend Staph’s parents as to defend the parents of Abby Brown (poor hapless morons doing their best, but also their best sucks and they continually enable her) or Luna Slater’s mom (junkie who essentially gave away her young daughter to an older drug dealer)

 

[JaneThough]

I found her report card:

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Even better!

The Sisters, Servants of the Immaculate Heart of Mary, came to Scranton, Pennsylvania, and established St. Cecilia's Academy in 1878 "for young ladies" (which later became Marywood University).​

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In 1997 it was granted university status by the Pennsylvania Department of Education. [Ooooh! Less than ten years from when Staph went there!]​

Honestly I forget how Catholic her upbringing was despite being adopted by Italian-Americans. No wonder she did a 180 and went Theistic Satanist... she's pretty much just trying to stick it to her parents for making her go to mass and catechism and whatever else caused her supposed CPTSD.

Was her upbringing catholic at all? We saw her openly identify as Buddhist in college, and her ideas on Christianity tend to be more protestant than Catholic from what we've seen from her demon sperging.

 

[Meowthkip]

Was her upbringing catholic at all? We saw her openly identify as Buddhist in college, and her ideas on Christianity tend to be more protestant than Catholic from what we've seen from her demon sperging.

She's said her parents are atheist but Catholic culture can still bleed into your upbringing if everybody else in the family is Catholic.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

She's said her parents are atheist but Catholic culture can still bleed into your upbringing if everybody else in the family is Catholic.

Under normal circumstances I'd agree, but she barely acknowledges their existence and locks herself in her room when they show up. I doubt her grandfather or uncle has a major influence in her life if she insists on calling them her father's brother and mother's father.

 

[Meowthkip]

Under normal circumstances I'd agree, but she barely acknowledges their existence and locks herself in her room when they show up. I doubt her grandfather or uncle has a major influence in her life if she insists on calling them her father's brother and mother's father.

She presumably didn't always do that since childhood.

 

[Miss Misery]

@WinchesterPremium, you're totally right. It was very late and I was already sleep deprived so I don't even know where any of that came from. ASSumptions on my part - although I still think it's weird that Little Miss Demonolator went to a Catholic college.

Note to self: no KF posting while waiting for insomnia meds to kick in.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

She's no longer ridin with Biden:

 

[NoFeline]

How the FUCK is that not a hard no?!!?

 

[Azafran90]

How the FUCK is that not a hard no?!!?

This is Steph the groomer we're talking about...

 

[Jello]

I still find it astonishing she doesn't have a TMI filter. Does she keep anything to herself? Does she post things like this and think to herself, "my followers will love this update, they're on the edge of their seats when it comes to my bowel movements."? What compels her to share things like this with the world? Autism? Fetish? A mix of both?

 

[tofu dog]

What compels her to share things like this with the world? Autism? Fetish? A mix of both?

The potential allure of anyone out there giving even a modicum of shit about how she's feeling? (outside of us, I mean)

 

[Blonde Bomb]

I still find it astonishing she doesn't have a TMI filter. Does she keep anything to herself? Does she post things like this and think to herself, "my followers will love this update, they're on the edge of their seats when it comes to my bowel movements."? What compels her to share things like this with the world? Autism? Fetish? A mix of both?

I honestly believe she has to have some sort of disorder (be it Autism or something else) where she has zero clue about what's appropriate to share with people and what's not. These are things children learn at the age of three or four, when people stop caring about you taking a poop on the big girl potty. Either that or her parents just never bothered to tell her that there are things you just don't share with the world at large.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

i like the posts where she shares that she has gerd and then ate something spicy or upsetting and now has bodily consequences

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

Why do I get the feeling that her hiding away from big bad Trump fan was her dad's idea, so she wouldn't embarrass him?

 

[NoFeline]

I honestly believe she has to have some sort of disorder (be it Autism or something else) where she has zero clue about what's appropriate to share with people and what's not.

She's been repeatedly declined an autism diagnosis for not ticking enough boxes, which could be PDD-NOS (literally Autism Lite™) but AFAIK is a defunct diagnosis like Aspergers.

 

[gay frogs]

I don't get why Steph can't just get her clothes from here and look like she actually cares about being a witch instead of buying in the oversized toddler-clown section at Walmart.

Her parents can't afford those prices. Be reasonable.