🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Ol' Slag said:
The deep question is what does Ralph have on certain people?

Does Ralph have evidence Of Dick cheating?

Fully dox Gator?

PPP has said that Ralph has a blacklist for guests who have been on his show and told them they can't be on other shows.

How much dirt does Ralph really have?
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This is the only time having literally nothing works in his favor. If Gunt had EVER worked a real job (or planned to) all this shit coming out would ruin his life.

He's isolated himself to a trashed addition in a crackshack, where he makes his sole income. He doesn't have to pick up his room, build a resume, wash, he doesn't have to do shit but act like an unbothered chad on the internet. His entire existence resides in a disgusting 20x20 space.

His "circle" actually leaves their homes for things other than liquor or food, and they probably (hopefully) know that this online shit doesn't last forever.

If he has any dirt, he can actually fuck up someone's life. Dirt on him doesn't slide off him like teflon but we know how sensitive that gunt can be. It's not going to hurt his NEET lifestyle until his audience ages out or moves on.

I'm starting to see echos of the Onision saga here. People clamoring for jail and comeuppance with tons of autistic speculation, armchair doctors psychologists and lawyers. It's going to be a slow burn just like Greg's. This internet shit don't last forever.

Sit back and enjoy the show. This was only one harvest. The soil is fertile and there is much more corn to grow.
 
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A Humble Ewok said:
He's going to have to go through with it, since he has an interesting face off tomorrow between Beardson vs Mark Colette. I hope he at least shows because I'm looking forward to it. I do not care for either, but Beardson's clique hates the open White Nationalism that Mark Colette is apart of, on top of being an obnoxious asshole, who is not nearly as funny as he thinks he is (staple of his Irony Bro clique). This contrasts with Mark's almost business professional demeanor. I actually feel bad for Mark. If he had not gotten involved in Far Right wing politics at a young age, he would have make for a good corporate executive.

From a purely bloodsports standpoint, this is a good match up. I was really disappointed the Dick vs Hubris (Beardson's main associate) debate was recast with Reiketa, because I can only imagine Dick having a raging meltdown at Hubris' eternal detached-adolescent attitude. But Gunty just had to go for the easy Clout grabber match up of Dick vs Daddy Jim.
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It's Beardson vs Dingo. Collett is Friday.
 
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Kaiser Aura said:
Sit back and enjoy the show. This was only one harvest. The soil is fertile and there is much more corn to grow.
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fuck that i want vickers to shoot ralph and im going to rant like a child until the universe acquiesces, the kino of 4k grape head squashing being analyzed frame by frame with ppp dabbing and godwinson mocking him would be unearthly

MindYourSeabiscuits said:
You don't want to see Gator's gunt bounce against a hot blonde puerto rican's phat ass while she rides him? What are you gay?
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ill be asexual if im ever subjected to that
 
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I’m guessing gunty is going to pretend he din du nuffin on his stream or set aside a couple of minutes to address it while drunk off his ass. He will probably let the jannies ban and mute anybody who makes fun just like Andy did last night. Just a hunch
 
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the autist of dojima said:
First time hearing nora dumped him ass
What went wrong gunt bros....
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They met when she was a kid and she outgrew them. It was fun being with an internet outlaw when she was a teenager, but she's studying to be a researcher and she wants a normal life. From the lore here it's said that Ralph will never be allowed in the UK due to his violent felon past, and she had no interest in living here.

And he whored around a lot and treated her like shit. A recent ex said that he suicide baited Nora whenever she tried to leave, makes sense as his substance abuse problems have just continued to get worse over time. After she left he just kind of went off the chain and that's pretty much how things got to where they are today.
 
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sorc said:
Do you think he really has anything on Jim? If he did he would release it after Jim shat all over him the other night about the sex tape. I'm a Jim fan but a "super secret discord convo" drop would be hilarious and bring in a whole new explosion of livestreams and videos.
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Unless Jim became super comfortable with Ralph and let his guard down, he probably doesn't. Jim isn't one to reveal anything too intimate about himself.
 
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the autist of dojima said:
First time hearing nora dumped him ass
What went wrong gunt bros....
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he was congealed in the backside of the trash hoard of the ralph estate

Stunk said:
I’m guessing gunty is going to pretend he din du nuffin on his stream or set aside a couple of minutes to address it while drunk off his ass. He will probably let the jannies ban and mute anybody who makes fun just like Andy did last night. Just a hunch
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we have to get a pillstream, weve mocked his penis and jim disavowed. theres no way thinskinned ralph will be sober after all this shit and facing thousands of hate watchers and concerned piggies. ive never drank or did drugs or smoked and id be drunk off my ass if that were me and i had to face the music
 
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"Fuck you I won't do what you tell me. That's how I live my life"-Gator
That must be what happened, Gator's parents say "Son we think you should make something of yourself and get a good job" "FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD I'M NOT GOING TO DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!! I'M GOING TO STOCK SHELVES!"
 
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