Orbiter Gunt Guard General - Cohortes praetoriae | General sperg thread

[Nigel of Ukip]

If it's OK I'll drop information about his personal cucks here.

This exceptional individual is cucking for Ethan Ralph, and is Dick's personal fluffer or some shit.





Name: Riley Mix
Nickname: ASERiley / Vizzy
Birth date: 7 AUG, 1998
Location: Twin Falls, Idaho
Education: Spring Creek High School
Occupation: Unemployed exceptional individual

Social media
Facebook (Current): https://facebook.com/aseriley
Archive: https://archive.vn/mqUBj
Facebook (Old #1): https://facebook.com/LegendofLux
Archive: https://archive.vn/AJrGF
Facebook (Old #2): https://facebook.com/LegendaryLux
Archive: https://archive.vn/PLUIm
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/aseriley/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/CYouNextTime
Archive: https://archive.vn/ORJvi
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/ASERiley/
Archive: https://archive.vn/xgX68

Random accounts
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/aseriley
Archive: https://archive.vn/HFOKY
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ASEPresents
Archive: https://archive.vn/oJFhL
Fiver: https://www.fiverr.com/aseriley
Archive: https://archive.vn/rgca8
Snapchat: Vizzygenius

This lad is bisexual, so it could explain why he likes Ethan Ralph and Dick.



Girlfriend

Name: Marie Hintsala
Location: Twin Falls, Idaho
Education: Tahoma Senior High School
Green River College, Associate of Arts
Occupation: Art & Graphic Design

https://facebook.com/Bardia.GraphicDesign/

Facebook: https://facebook.com/marie.hintsala/
Archive: https://archive.vn/icJCl


Mother

Name: Christy Huggins Mix
Location: Star City, Arkansas
Education: Greenville High School
Occupation: Disability
Facebook: https://facebook.com/profile.php?id=100005973727287
Archive: https://archive.vn/qfiDx

 

[DickMain]

If it's OK I'll drop information about his personal cucks here.

This exceptional individual is cucking for Ethan Ralph, and is Dick's personal fluffer or some shit.

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Name: Riley Mix
Nickname: ASERiley / Vizzy
Birth date: 7 AUG, 1998
Location: Twin Falls, Idaho
Education: Spring Creek High School
Occupation: Unemployed exceptional individual

Social media
Facebook (Current): https://facebook.com/aseriley
Archive: https://archive.vn/mqUBj
Facebook (Old #1): https://facebook.com/LegendofLux
Archive: https://archive.vn/AJrGF
Facebook (Old #2): https://facebook.com/LegendaryLux
Archive: https://archive.vn/PLUIm
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/aseriley/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/CYouNextTime
Archive: https://archive.vn/ORJvi
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/ASERiley/
Archive: https://archive.vn/xgX68

Random accounts
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/aseriley
Archive: https://archive.vn/HFOKY
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ASEPresents
Archive: https://archive.vn/oJFhL
Fiver: https://www.fiverr.com/aseriley
Archive: https://archive.vn/rgca8
Snapchat: Vizzygenius

This lad is bisexual, so it could explain why he likes Ethan Ralph and Dick.
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Girlfriend
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Name: Marie Hintsala
Location: Twin Falls, Idaho
Education: Tahoma Senior High School
Green River College, Associate of Arts
Occupation: Art & Graphic Design

https://facebook.com/Bardia.GraphicDesign/

Facebook: https://facebook.com/marie.hintsala/
Archive: https://archive.vn/icJCl


Mother
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Name: Christy Huggins Mix
Location: Star City, Arkansas
Education: Greenville High School
Occupation: Disability
Facebook: https://facebook.com/profile.php?id=100005973727287
Archive: https://archive.vn/qfiDx

I'm all for exceptional orbiters, not trying to put you on the spot or anything, but what's this guy (and those around him for that matter) have that's going to take him beyond a dime-a-dozen grunt in the gunt guard?

(dug a tiny bit on his twitter before posting) Well, he practices the dumb pastime of prank calling, even as recently as March. His site is pretty retarded, I'll give you that. It's also hard to look at. Like, the page is loud visually.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I'm all for exceptional orbiters, not trying to put you on the spot or anything, but what's this guy (and those around him for that matter) have that's going to take him beyond a dime-a-dozen grunt in the gunt guard?

(dug a tiny bit on his twitter before posting) Well, he practices the dumb pastime of prank calling, even as recently as March. His site is pretty retarded, I'll give you that. It's also hard to look at. Like, the page is loud visually.

I like to shame the people that even now Gunt Guard. Not much else to it.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

I'm all for exceptional orbiters, not trying to put you on the spot or anything, but what's this guy (and those around him for that matter) have that's going to take him beyond a dime-a-dozen grunt in the gunt guard?

(dug a tiny bit on his twitter before posting) Well, he practices the dumb pastime of prank calling, even as recently as March. His site is pretty retarded, I'll give you that. It's also hard to look at. Like, the page is loud visually.

He's The Dick Show's "producer" and probably the reason it's become fucking unbearable in the past year, besides Dick drinking his own kool-aid but I feel like these are only slightly related. Slightly.

 

[DickMain]

He's The Dick Show's "producer" and probably the reason it's become fucking unbearable in the past year, besides Dick drinking his own kool-aid but I feel like these are only slightly related. Slightly.

I appreciate it. I'm fairly uninitiated on the Dick, Ralph, and Co. lore. I thought 'unpaid intern' on his twitter bio was just a gag, but it's good(?) to know it's true. I always love new cows, but, I feel like the bar for exceptional activity is just getting higher and higher (not to imply Nigel was starting a thread or anything), to the point where this guy seems tepid at a cursory glance.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

I appreciate it. I'm fairly uninitiated on the Dick, Ralph, and Co. lore. I thought 'unpaid intern' on his twitter bio was just a gag, but it's good(?) to know it's true. I always love new cows, but, I feel like the bar for exceptional activity is just getting higher and higher (not to imply Nigel was starting a thread or anything), to the point where this guy seems tepid at a cursory glance.

He went from an orbiter to replacing a legitimate producer, who if memory serves, actually produces shit in Hollywood. Plus he's always on Twitter going on about how radical it is to do drugs and wants to be an infamous twitter.. guy. It's absurd.

 

[DickMain]

He went from an orbiter to replacing a legitimate producer, who if memory serves, actually produces shit in Hollywood. Plus he's always on Twitter going on about how radical it is to do drugs and wants to be an infamous twitter.. guy. It's absurd.

I'll definitely have to get back to his twitter then at some point. From what I was seeing on there, I could not tell exactly what this dude's bent was. He's all over the spectrum, politically, autistically, and so on. Also is the EZPZ account he retweeted the actual dude? I remember watching that guy's videos a while back, but don't really know what I'd think today.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

I'll definitely have to get back to his twitter then at some point. From what I was seeing on there, I could not tell exactly what this dude's bent was. He's all over the spectrum, politically, autistically, and so on. Also is the EZPZ account he retweeted the actual dude? I remember watching that guy's videos a while back, but don't really know what I'd think today.

As far as I'm aware that's EZPZ's twitter. That said, Riley's twitter is just... a livejournal. Wait til you see when he goes on about how people don't use Twitter right and only he's the one having the right fun. He also made that with Digibro about owning the farms or something. I didn't listen to it because if I wanted to listen to the sound of a cheese grater given a human voice beside a pedophile, I'd just listen to Zoom.

 

[DickMain]

As far as I'm aware that's EZPZ's twitter. That said, Riley's twitter is just... a livejournal. Wait til you see when he goes on about how people don't use Twitter right and only he's the one having the right fun. He also made that with Digibro about owning the farms or something. I didn't listen to it because if I wanted to listen to the sound of a cheese grater given a human voice beside a pedophile, I'd just listen to Zoom.

That was one of the first posts of his on the timeline, if I recall right. Something about how people are going to learn the """right""" way to use it (is there a right way to hugbox?). If the deeplore is that Digi has been pulling Josh's strings this whole time then I'll blow Ralph; assuming you mean 'own' in the sense to possess.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

That was one of the first posts of his on the timeline, if I recall right. Something about how people are going to learn the """right""" way to use it (is there a right way to hugbox?). If the deeplore is that Digi has been pulling Josh's strings this whole time then I'll blow Ralph; assuming you mean 'own' in the sense to possess.

No, he thought it was a hot shit diss track, with Digibro. They rapped. I didn't listen to it because I value my time. They're doing so many drugs, man, you just gotta open your mind, maaaaan.

 

[RhoasJonas]

As far as I'm aware that's EZPZ's twitter. That said, Riley's twitter is just... a livejournal. Wait til you see when he goes on about how people don't use Twitter right and only he's the one having the right fun. He also made that with Digibro about owning the farms or something. I didn't listen to it because if I wanted to listen to the sound of a cheese grater given a human voice beside a pedophile, I'd just listen to Zoom.

He will also go back and delete tweets when he gets into a slap fight with someone and gets shat on.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

He will also go back and delete tweets when he gets into a slap fight with someone and gets shat on.

He'll have his own thread on here in no time. He burns bridges like Ralph and seems to have it in his head that being hated on twitter = winning at life and all the opportunities.

I can't help but think about this whole thing with Riley/Mintsalad and Dick. He decided to call up her parents during recording an episode after listening to her sob story about being a runaway. Dick decided it would be great humour to start yelling at the dad for treating his runaway daughter like a runaway daughter and promptly got hung up on. It caused a bit of a shit storm with the community and a lot of long time fans abandoned the show because of the piss poor level of forced teenage drama happening. I digress, but IIRC she's 19 or 20 and Riley is 22. She also got the Jon Breaks Bad News guy to call up her ex-fiance and break up with him for her, and aired it on The Dick Show as a bit. Admittedly, the ex did sound as fun as a bag of popped basketball, or possibly wet Yugioh cards in his weeb-y case.

I've also heard from people who have known him before his time as a schitzoposter/"drug lover" that he basically just adopts the personality of the head of whatever community he's in and inevitably ends up getting kicked out for being a shit disturber.

 

[The Wokest]

If it's OK I'll drop information about his personal cucks here.

You won't achieve anything no matter how many dox of those who guard the gunt you dump.
I appreciate your cunning but unless you can get the gunt paypigs seems like you're wasting time.

 

[Perspicacity]

I didn't need that profile disclaimer to know Riley likes cock the guy literally exudes bottom bitch boy. My bets are that Dick has had a piece of that.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Do we have an updated list of who has defected and seen the light, and who is still hanging on to gunt's nuts?

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

You won't achieve anything no matter how many dox of those who guard the gunt you dump.
I appreciate your cunning but unless you can get the gunt paypigs seems like you're wasting time.

Can't argue with you there.
I don't like to theory craft about these people, I prefer trying to find the person behind the nickname. At the end of the day I feel it's worth the time if we can point and laugh at them. But I am exceptional so .

 

[Rausch]

If they are happy together, two people who have had issues, then its quite nice that he is just trying to show her off

This didn't age well.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

Can't argue with you there.
I don't like to theory craft about these people, I prefer trying to find the person behind the nickname. At the end of the day I feel it's worth the time if we can point and laugh at them. But I am exceptional so .

I say it's all fair game, Ralph's fanbase is just as exceptional and mockable as any other cow's. Honestly with the few true believer fans he has left he's creating something akin to DSP's fanbase, all utter tards, pedos, degenerates, and underage kids that probably steal their mom's credit cards to buy lemons. There could be an untapped source of content and entertainment there, we could find the next Sidella or Jonathan Ross by doing some further research! I mean just look at some of the exceptional replies he gets on Twitter, it's insanity and this is just a fraction of it since the sex tape shit went down:

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[AnOminous]

It's been pretty funny for DSP's paypigs, even if they don't chimp out because they're just so fucking ridiculous and pathetic.

 

[Stoneheart]

Quick maths: divide your own age by two and then add seven.

Thats Bs.. 24 year olds are always fair game.--