My question is, if Ralph is drinking as much as people are say, how the hell is he holding it all in? He doesn’t really take bathroom breaks. Does he just pee under the desk?
I'm going off of a medical science-based channel for this, nothing I have a formal education on,
but, I would assume that with just how
large Ralph is, he probably consumes a
bunch of salt. Water's going to try and flow towards another liquid with higher salinity, and the alcohol has to pass through his stomach before it would ultimately be processed into urine (among other things). With all that salt being absorbed into the walls of the stomach and, if there's enough of it, into his
blood, then the water content in the beverages is going to be drawn toward
that instead of passing through the body as quickly.
He's probably too
dehydrated to urinate as often as somebody of a normal weight. You retain water when you consume a ton of salt. Again, given Ralph's girth, I think it's safe enough to assume that he has a high-sodium diet.
Sorry to powerlevel, but, I'll add that I did keto for eight months a little while back. High fat, high protein, low carb. I wound up having a lot less salt in my diet, and constantly pissed like a racehorse. On the second
day, I shit you not, I went from 215 to about 205 (disclaimer: that initial drop from the water doesn't last). I lost roughly nine pounds in
water weight alone. Where I'm going with that is that you can
bet most of that liquid is rolling around inside of Ralph.
either way good fucking luck ethan you fat sack of crap, try jannying the multitudes or archives and hard copies of this off the internet/planet and see how well that goes you piece of shit
