🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[wildgoose]

There's no plausible deniability unless Ralph can produce evidence that his instagram had been logged into from an IP belonging in a different state, which he absolutely will if he's able to.

I've only ever used instagram for an old business of mine. Is there a way to actually check that on there like with twitter?

 

[MeltyTW]

There's no plausible deniability unless Ralph can produce evidence that his instagram had been logged into from an IP belonging in a different state, which he absolutely will if he's able to.

exactly proving something isnt this one sided thing where one side sits back waiting for the other to have time stamped drone footage and dna from a keyboard of the matching serial number in the video

 

[Pale Empress]

I may be in the minority here but I'm curious as to what we exactly know about Gator and how it's confirmed to be legitimate. I saw it posted way earlier in this thread that Shannon may not be his name, with the name "Darin Thompson" being mentioned and @Spectre_06 claiming "Vince" was a possibility as well.

Correct me if I'm wrong but most of what is known about Gator was posited by known liar and pedophile Corey Barnhill, including the Trader Joe's job, which calls all of it into question.

I doubt I'm alone in being curious about the EldestFag's digital footprint, and figuring out why he's serving the Gunt for scraps when he could be working a cushy and rewarding IT job someplace.

 

[wildgoose]

exactly proving something isnt this one sided thing where one side sits back waiting for the other to have time stamped drone footage and dna from a keyboard of the matching serial number in the video

The person we're all talking about thinks that "plausible deniability" is the fact that we don't have cctv footage of him typing out and sending the instagram message on his tablet or whatever. Even if we did have that footage, he'd say it was deepfaked or some shit.

 

[DickMain]

So basically Ethan Ralph doesnt just drink Maker's Mark, at this point he has become Maker's Mark.

I would not be surprised if a sponsorship is in the works. I want Ralph's downward spiral to be financed forever.

So what you're saying is that the "water bed" sound people thought they were hearing was just the gunt sloshing.

It's likely if he'd just drank and ate (let's face it, he probably eats immediately before sex), but it doesn't just sit around in the stomach, if that makes sense. It's being drawn into all sorts of surrounding tissue. It works its way out in one way or another, just extremely slowly and not necessarily through urine. Retaining lots of water doesn't become a hospital-worthy thing until you have taken on Titanic-esque portions.

Man I just don't get the whole urine equation. I might very well have a weak bladder, but even so, there's no way he isn't just constantly pissing under his desk at every given opportunity. I drink a lot of water throughout the day so maybe my frame of reference is skewed but if I drink beer, once I "break the seal" I'm pretty much going to piss between every beer.

That's because you're not having anywhere from two to three times the amount of salt a normal human ought to be having in a day. Even sitting around a sad 215 pounds it still hits my hair trigger to have a few shots of gin every now and then.

 

[wildgoose]

I may be in the minority here but I'm curious as to what we exactly know about Gator and how it's confirmed to be legitimate. I saw it posted way earlier in this thread that Shannon may not be his name, with the name "Darin Thompson" being mentioned and @Spectre_06 claiming "Vince" was a possibility as well.

Correct me if I'm wrong but most of what is known about Gator was posited by known liar and pedophile Corey Barnhill, including the Trader Joe's job, which calls all of it into question.

I doubt I'm alone in being curious about the EldestFag's digital footprint, and figuring out why he's serving the Gunt for scraps when he could be working a cushy and rewarding IT job someplace.

I could help verify a lot of this if I had more information (not just strewn about this thread of course) but I really have no interest in doxing Gator or anyone else for that matter unless they're a pedophile or something much worse like a journalist.

 

[MeltyTW]

The person we're all talking about thinks that "plausible deniability" is the fact that we don't have cctv footage of him typing out and sending the instagram message on his tablet or whatever. Even if we did have that footage, he'd say it was deepfaked or some shit.

at this point its best just to bully them and psychologically dab on them, just steamroll them until that position is associated with supporting ethan eating shit,, like how any insane group not listening to basic facts is treated

 

[wildgoose]

at this point its best just to bully them and psychologically dab on them, just steamroll them until that position is associated with supporting ethan eating shit,, like how any insane group not listening to basic facts is treated

I feel that. This is all an excellent excuse for me to use and abuse my free Adobe Creative Cloud sub. I'll keep the memes coming as the ideas flow.

 

[Famke Slamssen]

I've only ever used instagram for an old business of mine. Is there a way to actually check that on there like with twitter?

I don't use instagram either so I can only speculate, but it's owned by facebook which would send an email notification any time I logged in from a new device when I had an account.

Beyond all of that, it's been 2 days now and he hasn't moved a single inch to deny that he posted it. I don't think people would believe him even if he paid his ex-daughter to come out and confess to doing it herself.

Also, out of curiosity, are you the guy that convinced everyone that IMC had your dog killed by police? I listened to the KS in passing to fill dead air at my last job so name associations are pretty loose in my memory.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

I could help verify a lot of this if I had more information (not just strewn about this thread of course) but I really have no interest in doxing Gator or anyone else for that matter unless they're a pedophile or something much worse like a journalist.

He enables a pedophile which is almost as bad

 

[Ooonkeh]

I don't use instagram either so I can only speculate, but it's owned by facebook which would send an email notification any time I logged in from a new device when I had an account.

Yes, in the security settings it'll show you when (and where; to the city/town level) someone logged in and when.



So it would take all of 30 seconds to "prove" someone else was using your insta account at the time/had access.

 

[TheSimpShow]

This exceptional individual is cucking for Ethan Ralph, and is Dick's personal fluffer or some shit.
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Name: Riley Mix
Nickname: ASERiley / Vizzy
Birth date: 7 AUG, 1998
Location: Twin Falls, Idaho
Education: Spring Creek High School
Occupation: Unemployed exceptional individual

Social media
Facebook (Current): https://facebook.com/aseriley
Archive: https://archive.vn/mqUBj
Facebook (Old #1): https://facebook.com/LegendofLux
Archive: https://archive.vn/AJrGF
Facebook (Old #2): https://facebook.com/LegendaryLux
Archive: https://archive.vn/PLUIm
Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/aseriley/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/CYouNextTime
Archive: https://archive.vn/ORJvi
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/ASERiley/
Archive: https://archive.vn/xgX68

Random accounts
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/aseriley
Archive: https://archive.vn/HFOKY
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ASEPresents
Archive: https://archive.vn/oJFhL
Fiverr: https://www.fiverr.com/aseriley
Archive: https://archive.vn/rgca8
Snapchat: Vizzygenius
Discord: @ASERiley#6796

This lad is also bisexual. So maybe he wants to get fucked by Ralph and/or Dick.
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Bloke is also a brony.
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Against all odds, he does have a Girlfriend
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Name: Marie Hintsala
Location: Twin Falls, Idaho
Education: Tahoma Senior High School
Green River College, Associate of Arts
Occupation: Art & Graphic Design

https://facebook.com/Bardia.GraphicDesign/

Facebook: https://facebook.com/marie.hintsala/
Archive: https://archive.vn/icJCl

Mother
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Name: Christy Huggins Mix
Location: Star City, Arkansas
Education: Greenville High School
Occupation: Disability
Facebook: https://facebook.com/profile.php?id=100005973727287
Archive: https://archive.vn/qfiDx


Also, @Null is there a chance we could get a thread for these exceptional individuals, so we can point and laugh? Didn't know it already exists, my bad.

Riley "Foetal Alcohol Syndrome" Mix
His mother looks like a drinker too.

Maybe she shouldn't have mixed drinking with pregnancy.

 

[wildgoose]

I don't use instagram either so I can only speculate, but it's owned by facebook which would send an email notification any time I logged in from a new device when I had an account.

Beyond all of that, it's been 2 days now and he hasn't moved a single inch to deny that he posted it. I don't think people would believe him even if he paid his ex-daughter to come out and confess to doing it herself.

Also, out of curiosity, are you the guy that convinced everyone that IMC had your dog killed by police? I listened to the KS in passing to fill dead air at my last job so name associations are pretty loose in my memory.

Yea I'm that goose.

 

[Iamthatis]

So what happened to Fai Fai? Is she still with her parents? Did she return to the guntshack?

 

[TheSimpShow]

Man I just don't get the whole urine equation. I might very well have a weak bladder, but even so, there's no way he isn't just constantly pissing under his desk at every given opportunity. I drink a lot of water throughout the day so maybe my frame of reference is skewed but if I drink beer, once I "break the seal" I'm pretty much going to piss between every beer.

You are presuming he isn't just pissing his pants all over the floor at this point.

 

[wildgoose]

So what happened to Fai Fai? Is she still with her parents? Did she return to the guntshack?

In that stream on the 11th, her "boyfriend" made it seem like she was heading out west to live with him but maybe she was just leading him on?

 

[Wall Street mole]

Has anyone suggested that Ralph could become a camman, as in a camgirl. That might actually be a lucrative business proposal. Could stream together with all other failed e-celebs. Call it IFS - internet fuck sports. Featuring TTS, obviously. "C'mon stick that pig-hoof up Andy's ass and sniff it", says a computer generated voice from Incel69 for 5 dollars American.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

If it was Zaiger, hasn't that dude been homeless for two years now?

ED used to be funny but the people who run it were fucking mental

https://josephevers.blogspot.com/p/last-words-of-sean-carasov.html
https://archive.vn/VX765

On October 30 2010, the Encyclopedia Dramatica administrator Sean Carasov spent his last minutes chatting on ED's IRC channel and Facebook with his "friends". Then he took his life, using the same .45 that was held by Andrew 'weev' Auernheimer in the above photograph. Carasov was 49. What follows is the log of his last words. Carasov used the alias OldDirtyBtard, and his comments are in bold.

I mean admittedly we'd probably do the same thing if some faggot threatened to kill himself in chat but still.

Archived.

https://archive.vn/Mcngr

 

[MeltyTW]

Welp its the obama presidency boys, jcaeser can be heard having gaytor assit him in lifting his gunt to masturbate

ED used to be funny but the people who run it were fucking mental

Part of the fun of ED was watching different cliques fight amongst themselves and implode while trying to avoid being swept off the web, kind of like ibs

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

I dunno, maybe he is speed running 41%.


My question is, if Ralph is drinking as much as people are say, how the hell is he holding it all in? He doesn’t really take bathroom breaks. Does he just pee under the desk?

Iirc Ade said he has Howard Hughs piss jars in his room. This would be the most logical theory with ralph, he just pisses in the empty bottles while sounboard old fags the stream for him.