🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

We know exactly what to expect:

A retard emulating retard white trash antics from the trashiest soap opera/sport

The one thing I'll give him is this is the first time I will actually watch the killstream in over two years, so he's got people's attention again at least for one night.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Any clever name for the gunts sex position? I would call it “The Stinky Waterbed”.

The Thumb Bum

 

[Delicious Diversity]

The options I see for the show tonight:

Coward - He doesn't talk about the video or makes a very brief comment then moving on immediately to his 'epic' IBS segment.
Liar - He says that he was hacked, which we all know is 100% a lie, but his loyal viewers might be dumb enough to believe it.
Cringe - He says that he did it and says something like 'I am just giga chad gang gang' or something else cringey.
Truth - He looks at the camera with his fat head, beady little eyes, fidgeting with his T-Rex arms and just says he did it. Maybe he will say it was a mistake or that he will do better. We all know though that the cycle will occur again.

No matter what this has been super entertaining.

If his Twitter feed is anything to go by, it will be a combination of the first three options.

 

[Berb]

Any clever name for the gunts sex position? I would call it “The Stinky Waterbed”.

The Memphis Mauler

 

[Jungle_Bananas]

'Walmart version of a cartoon princess'

Spoiler: terrible selfie

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She's not wrong. Who simps for this?

EDIT:
Explains a lot

This was the same tranny who was going after Ralph after the Drunken Peasants disaster stream
Found these on twitter

https://twitter.com/deepsleeperzzz/status/1239956632064241664?s=21

https://twitter.com/deepsleeperzzz/status/1239693470584811521?s=21

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Any clever name for the gunts sex position? I would call it “The Stinky Waterbed”.

The Richmond Stinker Finger

 

[TheBeanz]

Not on CNN or anything, no. But he got in the WSJ for his Healstream shitshow... imagine if he was responsible for a death? If he's already on these people's radar I can definitely see some articles about "alt-right extremist podcast causes suicide" or something.

That's an extreme example of what could happen, and again, I hope emo boy mans up and gets his shit sorted instead.

The one I hope for the most is the Me Too trial. If Ralph or someone else dies that would be kinda shit, plus no more nectar for us. The Trial of The Gunt would be something special to watch go down.

That was at the height of relevancy for him though. Since getting kicked off of Youtube nobody mainstream really cares.

Agree with your statement on methboi too, but also . This is a meth addict/dealer we're talking about, doubt he'll get up to much more after this than buying, selling and doing meth.

I'm buzzing for a Gunt Trial, watching retards try and stream the courtroom, get in for IRL trolling, it'll be funny as fuck.

I saw a previous poster claim has deleted all the pictures of her from his instagram

High School breakups are tough these days

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

you lost me there bro

even the prom king and the guntlord are higher on the ladder of success (be it financially or socially) than a low tier internet groupie whose only claim to fame is conning a methhead while riding the guntlords micropenis

Yeah sorry. I went off on a Nietzschean rant. I blame the heat and the crappy economy.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

After this week, I'm done with Ralph.

How’s that dick show discord by the way?

(I hit post reply accidentally and was in the middle of editing it before my ninja deletion)

 

[Stunk]

That was at the height of relevancy for him though. Since getting kicked off of Youtube nobody mainstream really cares.

Agree with your statement on methboi too, but also . This is a meth addict/dealer we're talking about, doubt he'll get up to much more after this than buying, selling and doing meth.

I'm buzzing for a Gunt Trial, watching retards try and stream the courtroom, get in for IRL trolling, it'll be funny as fuck.


High School breakups are tough these days

Another way Ralph could make the news is if meth boi goes on a gunt hunt

 

[️ronic]

- Gunt learns from his mistakes, cleans up his act and becomes a successful businessman/celebrity. Least likely by far.

- Gunt cleans up his life for like two days before ultimately relapsing and shitting his pants

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Since we are now in the future, is Ralph still alive by 2024?

 

[Stunk]

Since we are now in the future, is Ralph still alive by 2024?

The gunt has taken over like the baby monster from akira and gayder was too fat to stop it

 

[Guck]

- Gunt cleans up his life for like two days before ultimately relapsing and shitting his pants

This is on point.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

The gunt has taken over like the baby monster from akira and gayder was too fat to stop it

I'm genuinely impressed that Faith was able to have sex with the Gunt without suffering Kaori's fate.

 

[Pistoleer]

The gunt has taken over like the baby monster from akira and gayder was too fat to stop it

Or Kuato from total recall, Guanto if you will. I’m surprised no one has shopped gunts face into that scene.

 

[Stunk]

I'm genuinely impressed that Faith was able to have sex with the Gunt without suffering Kaori's fate.
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Kaori was fit. Gunt and fai situation is more akin to a gunt vs an immovable blobject

 

[Guntkvd]

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Ethan & Gaines - Shit Sniffer

He'll only wake up at night
Greasy, fat and drunk
Nothing is new
I've seen his gunt before
Watching and coping
Ooh, he's streaming with you
But his eyes are on the farms
So many want gunt to seethe
Watch Ralph drink
He's simping for Dick
The manlet is mad
A thin skinned tard
With a bottle of Maker's Mark
Lemons what matter
If you're going to grift
You'll learn it from Ralph

(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Watch out girl
He'll chew you out
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's a shit sniffer

(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Watch out girl
He'll chew you out
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's a shit sniffer

I wouldn't if I were you
I know what he can do
He's seething girl, he could really dox your world apart
Mark over matter
Ooh, the bottle is there but a booze is in the gunt

(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Watch out girl
He'll chew you out
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's a shit sniffer

(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Watch out girl
He'll chew you out
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's a shit sniffer

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Tea clips clipped the Augie/Gator conversation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qMi5Ig8M6o
https://archive.vn/Y52Oc

 

[Random Internet Person]

To address some things:

1. No, I am not making a "gunt" post reaction. We already have too many.
2. No, I'm not opening a Ralph subforum. It's all downhill from here.

As I predicted, Ethan Ralph will continue to stream out of petty, stubborn defiance. His core audience are retards who just want to hear what they already believe repeated back to them so they feel validated. He has told me in private, and Ade has confirmed, he has tens of thousands of dollars saved from his brief success. With his current level of income, he can afford his alcohol and Gator. Gator has made it clear he is happy with his current level of meager existence and has no ambitions or dreams beyond his current situation. Dick will continue to enable him for whatever personal motivation he has to do so.

This is the peak. Ralph has obliterated his own dignity in a drunken stupor. He has ruined the life of an 18-year-old girl and broken the law in the process. No woman will touch him again. All suspicions about his quality of life and daily existence have been validated by his ex. His gunt and small penis are completely exposed for the world to see. He has personally admitted he is into coprophilia. His show numbers are abysmal and the Corn Harvest stream got more than 4x his usual viewers on his own platform. There is nothing left to take from him.

If Ralph does get sued or arrested, I will open a thread for him in the legal board, but I see this going one way: he will resign himself to being a Tonka, pandering to the few hundred people still willing to tolerate his program, drink with the money he makes, and survive off his savings until the day he dies - which is probably soon.

After this week, I'm done with Ralph.

I guess all there is left is to wait for someone like Toad McKinley, Down The Rabbit Hole, Dame Pesos, or The Right Opinion to make a documentary of the situation, if not of Ralph's entire online career.