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🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.
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So Godwinson and some are rightfully discussing how Gator going full "exposed" or making a kiwi account to dump on Ralph would, removing any attempt to get Gator to do the wrong move and give us laughs, a pretty disgusting move. While this is correct I want to point out the difference to Gator and others of his kind of between snaking on someone like Ralph who you called friend for so long and just not accepting their horse shit and being "loyal" to the point of being an enabler and actually very disloyal in spirit.
Merely telling Ralph that youre upset about his addictions wont matter to him. Most normal people and most likely Ethan himself, when it's a flaw he's not addicted to or physically dependent on and you walk on eggshells, will see strain in a friendship and note it and most likely correct or explain and talk through their actions, addicts wont. Gator, you might see every pillstream as a damage marker or a loss of a hitpoint on your relationship but addict Ralph wont. Addict Ralph sees it as you not being angry enough or displeased enough to leave or cease any of your side of things. The most you could do is get close enough to leaving or threatening to that Ethan sees you're at the brink and he might see it as finally getting near the breaking point, but even too many of those without successfully goading ralph to make compromises and change or getting close enough to the brink that he sees youre serious and you wont accept it and he'll see it instead as the daily lecture ritual and tune it out.
The truth is Ethan doesnt have too many pillstreams left for you to equivocate or to softball or to hold your tongue and hope he comes around almost entirely on his own. You dont have to make a kiwi account and tell everyone ralphs most embarrassing secrets. you dont have to mcjudas or dame or jim or dax and pretend you didnt like or befriend ralph and then try to make him a subhuman lolcow, but if you give even a modicum of a shit about Ralph you cant let this continue to be his new normal or else we wont need you to snake and dab on ralph because well see ppp and godwinson livestream his comical burial
tldr FREEBASE THAT COCAINE ETHAN RALPH, OWN THOSE KIWIALOGACELS
Merely telling Ralph that youre upset about his addictions wont matter to him. Most normal people and most likely Ethan himself, when it's a flaw he's not addicted to or physically dependent on and you walk on eggshells, will see strain in a friendship and note it and most likely correct or explain and talk through their actions, addicts wont. Gator, you might see every pillstream as a damage marker or a loss of a hitpoint on your relationship but addict Ralph wont. Addict Ralph sees it as you not being angry enough or displeased enough to leave or cease any of your side of things. The most you could do is get close enough to leaving or threatening to that Ethan sees you're at the brink and he might see it as finally getting near the breaking point, but even too many of those without successfully goading ralph to make compromises and change or getting close enough to the brink that he sees youre serious and you wont accept it and he'll see it instead as the daily lecture ritual and tune it out.
The truth is Ethan doesnt have too many pillstreams left for you to equivocate or to softball or to hold your tongue and hope he comes around almost entirely on his own. You dont have to make a kiwi account and tell everyone ralphs most embarrassing secrets. you dont have to mcjudas or dame or jim or dax and pretend you didnt like or befriend ralph and then try to make him a subhuman lolcow, but if you give even a modicum of a shit about Ralph you cant let this continue to be his new normal or else we wont need you to snake and dab on ralph because well see ppp and godwinson livestream his comical burial
see this gator, hes rationalizing his drunken addict behavior as not mattering already, if you softball prod him hell just flamenco you. hes already back to getting as sloshed ill wager. hes entering into a uniquely viscous cycle too gator. the more he makes an ass of himself the more viewers hell get and the more hell use that to justify his mindset that nothing he does is impacting him negatively.
tldr FREEBASE THAT COCAINE ETHAN RALPH, OWN THOSE KIWIALOGACELS
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I'm hoping PPP realizes that he needs to mix up his shtick. It's been tired for a while now, he lucked out with Ralph self imploding. He's a very funny guy, he just needs to be more diverse. He could be a legitimately funny content creator instead of just commentary on current happenings. I hope for the best for him.
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Plot twist, Ralph takes the pink pill and becomes Raphaela, so people cant make fun of him without being transphobic.
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Oh he'll have 2000+ viewers, still only 20 people allowed in chat though.
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How many times is this now that Ralph has destroyed his dignity in drunkenness? It feels like a yearly thing at this point that he just totally shits himself publicly due to alcoholism.
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What I don't get is this urge to have some kind of "redemption arc" for gator. We know now that Gator is a paid member of Ralph's staff (the only paid member as far as we know), he's not going to cut himself off at the knees during the beginning of the next Great Depression to satisfy a bunch of people on a forum.
Gator has chosen to stick by Ralph because he sees him as a friend and it's beneficial for him. I don't agree with it, I think they'd be better off apart honestly; Ralph will never have to grow as long as Gator is there to clean up the messes and Gator will never have to find another thing to fill the hole in his life as long as Ralph is there to waste his time. Sad, but it's their lives.
I just don't understand this need to "pick a team"; everyone in IBS is fucking insane and most of them are snakes. Why can't we just sit back, speculate and enjoy the spectacle rather than trying to be a faggy D&D Dungeon Master and control the story? I'm not saying you're doing this here Melty, this is more of a general thought after all the weird twists and turns the thread has gone through lately. There's always this weird push to find the hero of the story when in truth they're all horrible losers. Even Faith is a loser. Some are more contemptible than the others but really they're all shit people.
That's what makes it so much fun to watch!
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It would be funny if Gator and Andy decided to cut Ralph out of his show because he is just too much of a liability but they are too much of a coward to do something like that. Without Gator Ralph wouldn't even have a show because Gator does all the technical stuff to make the stream functional. Whenever Ralph has to solo it he always fucks up the audio especially if he is drinking because he has become reliant on Gator doing it for him every week.
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That's like comparing apples to bowling balls.
Ralph is EVERY DAY consuming a poison that is occupying his body's usual functions so much that his neurological function and internal organs are slowly dying off. He can't see this because benzoes and booze (in that order) are offsetting the effects (and who wouldnt keep taking them he is likely to feel fucking awful without BOTH in him by now).
He doesn't eat right, the stuff he really needs (stuff like thiamine) that could mitigate his cognitive decline he isnt getting.
Shoenice eats something awful inbetween meals for 50 bucks. Could be a tampon could be a deodorant. I imagine every once in a while he eats something toxic (like the cigarettes) but nothing can compare to what Ralph is putting his body through. I would love to see how he walks first thing.
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well, as you noted, while i didnt pick a "hero" in my post i am one that finds it fun to pick one and have in other posts. i dont know its the cock fight effect, things like that are way better to most if theres one rooster, no matter how arbitrary, that you can distinguish from the other and cheer on. maybe that rooster has more of your favorite color on its ruffles who knows. in things involving fights having one side to cheer on is more enjoyable imo, even movies or stories where you want both sides to lose you still often will cheer on one to get up over the other and its hard to get invested in something where youre outcome of choice involves no participant getting up over the other even if you want them to slip off the edge the minute they "win".
although you didnt call out my post i still feel the need to defend it since its one of the few times ive dropped all schticks to tell someone how it is, but this goes beyond "picking sides" ethan ralph is going to fucking die before hes 50 and even though i dont feel bad for him i dont hate his friends enough to dab on them about their friend going to an early grave bitter and angry and i didnt want them to misinterpret godwinson's message or the posts of others as "oh we have to let ralph die or were toad mcjudas"
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I think he'll say Faith was ok with it being sent thus it's not revenge porn and laugh about being drunk when he did it. Also deny having a small peen (already has on Twitter anyway).
I also think he's going to say some nasty things about Ade and say everything she said is a lie.
He will act smug and over-confident. He will be drinking. He will boast about how many viewers he has not realizing most are there to see the spectacle, not as actual fans.
Gator will back him up.
He will make a crack about Josh's dick (he won't be able to resist even if Gator tells him about this post), thus confirming that Ade was telling the truth about him being obsessed with Josh's dick.
He may say he's going to try and improve himself by working out or cutting back on the drinking but no one except his most loyal paypigs will believe that.
No matter what happens, I will be recording like I have been, with chat visible.
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All good things must come to an end, maybe one day, a grifter bigger than Ralph will appear. Then out of the blue, a new PPP video will show up.
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It might be still processing. I know if I upload stuff it says processing to me but it might say 404 to anyone else.
Edit: It was processing. It's up now.
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Revelation that gator is getting payed undermined his character more than The Principal and the Pauper did to Skinner.
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2000 bots ready to be blown away by the intellectual giants Rabbi Beardstein and Sephardic dingo while the gunt gargles bourbon and coca-cola in the background, occasionally chiming an incoherent comment followed by dolphin laughter which at this point is indistinguishable from some kind of demented sobbing. It continues!
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"Faith was okay with it guys."
Faith is then never heard from again.
Faith is then never heard from again.
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I think a lot of this has to do with people wanting more laughs. In the spirit of laughs, Gator turning on Ralph may end up in an even funnier outcome. We've all seen the Pillstream. Ralph can't competently run his own stream without help. Taking out some of his last remaining support for his addictions would end up with a few things possibly happening:
1. The Gunt spirals and flops around even more.
2. Gator goes and does his own thing, leeching even more audience away from Ralph. Boring as Gator can be, the Gunt's audience isn't exactly getting top tier entertainment.
3. One person bailing can cause an even bigger cascade, leading back to the first point.
Gator historically left the Killstream after the pill popping incident, but he also came back like a whipped dog. Ultimately, I think tonight's show is going to be one of those make or break moments.
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IMHO If faith was ok with it she would have said so by now 100% and Ralph would be the first person to post it everywhere including personally in this thread using his verified account here.
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