Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Yeah, this is a thing that will be made, unlike the shitload of vaporware Kennedy and Iger desperately bleat on about to pretend they have a real people company and aren't crippled by debt.

Sure, they ain't got the money, but this shit is cheap enough to borrow money to make, and actually can be made due to the Wuhan Flu causing artificial lockdowns. Now whether they're competent enough to shit it out in a reasonable time is the question, as they fucked up so bad they can't even do their dumb High Republic shit book series even with deadline extensions.

Also again proving that they literally google random bad ideas from the OT and Legends and use it with desperation and idiocy.
One has to factor in that the old Expanded Universe's first major work was the Thrawn Trilogy-a masterpiece of literature that convinced the higher-ups at Lucasfilm that expanding upon the series would be a very artistic, profitable franchise. Whereas the first major work of the new canon was Star Wars: Rebels, a show that was not only maligned by the fans upon release, but was also so weak that they had to bring in old Clone Wars and Expanded Universe characters to boost its ratings. The old EU came in with a bang, the new EU came in with a whimper and mocking laughter.

The fact that these are the same people who think Star Wars isn't about war (when quite literally it has the word WAR on the title and the main topic is the conflict between light and dark) goes to show how this new canon has always been the blind leading the blind. As if what they did to Grand Admiral Thrawn, Darth Maul, and poor Luke Skywalker wasn't enough of a sign that this new canon just wants to crap on the old to promote the new.
Fun fact: The Chuck Wendig trilogy was Disney's brain damaged and retarded attempt at making their shitty EU's lynchpin. This is due to the sheer incompetence of the staffers, who think the Thrawn Trilogy was the single point from which every thing must stem from, the core of an idea. They honest to God believe they needed a nexus point, a foundation, and stupidly think that all must spring from it.

They're so fucking stupid they don't get that all it was was the first serious work of fiction that wasn't Ewok shit or random comic books. It was meant to test the waters and that's it. That Zahn can write worth a shit helped a lot for the old EU in expanding. All it was was a successful proof of concept; it was meant to see if there was money in the product post movies, not to form some fucking nucleus of work.

NuEU is not helped by the flood of hacks who can't write and only see it as a way to springboard into TV or Film. None of them care and most of them have no talent beyond being willing to work for nothing due to having a mom or dad or husband or wife who makes the money.
 
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None of you fuckers ever read Splinter of the Minds Eye, huh?
Aside from me, @Kiwi Lime Pie read it once. Its a fun read and a decent in-between story all around with the only problem being the painfully obvious absence of Han and Chewie, but that and its more simpler narrative are understandable since it was originally written as a potentially low budget sequel for ANH in case SW didn't make bank at the box office and in case they couldn't get Ford back. Another issue casual audiences have with it is the LeiaxLuke romance hints but one's gotta understand that this book was released in 1978, long before George pulled the sister bit, and even so people complain about that yet they don't point out the same issue with ESB's own love triangle shit...
 
Aside from me, @Kiwi Lime Pie read it once. Its a fun read and a decent in-between story all around with the only problem being the painfully obvious absence of Han and Chewie, but that's understandable since it was originally written as a potentially low budget sequel for ANH in case SW didn't make bank at the box office and in case they couldn't get Ford back. Another issue casual audiences have with it is the LeiaxLuke romance hints but one's gotta understand that this book was released in 1978, long before George pulled the sister bit, and even so people complain about that yet they don't point out the same issue with ESB's own love triangle shit...

My main point about SME is that it really can be considered the first EU entry for Star Wars, not the Thrawn stuff. Thrawn just revitalized Star Wars, it didn't create the expanded universe.
 
Yeah, this is a thing that will be made, unlike the shitload of vaporware Kennedy and Iger desperately bleat on about to pretend they have a real people company and aren't crippled by debt.

Sure, they ain't got the money, but this shit is cheap enough to borrow money to make, and actually can be made due to the Wuhan Flu causing artificial lockdowns. Now whether they're competent enough to shit it out in a reasonable time is the question, as they fucked up so bad they can't even do their dumb High Republic shit book series even with deadline extensions.

Also again proving that they literally google random bad ideas from the OT and Legends and use it with desperation and idiocy.

Fun fact: The Chuck Wendig trilogy was Disney's brain damaged and retarded attempt at making their shitty EU's lynchpin. This is due to the sheer incompetence of the staffers, who think the Thrawn Trilogy was the single point from which every thing must stem from, the core of an idea. They honest to God believe they needed a nexus point, a foundation, and stupidly think that all must spring from it.

Not helped by the flood of hacks who can't write and only see it as a way to springboard into TV or Film.

It is likely being made because its Lego doing it. Lego Star Wars is one of the few bright spots in the star wars merchandising.
Lego is likely waiting to have their studio produce something and this is as good as any. Plus they are likely getting Euro economic relief bucks to produce this for "oh god, do something anything please god".
 
Also again proving that they literally google random bad ideas from the OT and Legends and use it with desperation and idiocy.
It seems they only pick up the bad ideas, or ideas/stories I don't care for in the True Eu into the Nu-Eu 90% of the time. The other 10% is good stuff that is a bastardization or a ripoff. It's like Hidalgo is personally spiting us. I don't think it's a coincidence that the stuff from Lucas in the Neu are usally his worse least popluar ideas/rectons, or so Filoni and Hidalgo claim.
 
I expect jabs at both at the Ot and Pt, while jokes at expense of the Disney Films will be absent.
Isn't this also the first visual piece of media to focus on Rey and her co-stars that's not some 2 minute cameo on another show or Forces of Destiny? Due to Lego's cheap parody humor, I expect a lot of jabs at the older movies or some really cringy attempts to try and turn Rey and friends into a likeable meme. The shot of the prequel jedi fighting First Order losers raises a big eyebrow though... For those who might not know, Disney has released some stupid guides over the years indicating that even their lego spinoffs are part of Disney canon, as seen here for example (despite Wookieepedo labeling part of their history section non-canon, that's only their personal choice and nothing Disney states that it is non-canon). If that's the case will this shit be canon too? Are the fucking jedi going to time travel and retcon the sequels to fuck and beyond? Just what kind of clusterfuck will these idiots produce?
My main point about SME is that it really can be considered the first EU entry for Star Wars, not the Thrawn stuff. Thrawn just revitalized Star Wars, it didn't create the expanded universe.
People also often ignore the Han Solo books that were released in the 70s and 80s which also did a good job of expanding the setting and giving us all current lore on Corellia which even the fucks at Disney partly used for Solo. There's also the Marvel comics from back then which while not perfect early on still had access to George's notes and input. Yet strangely Disney seems to have a fixation with only using the worst ideas from that comic series rather than any of the good ones, or dumbing down/sanitizing the good ones, like turning the horny space vixen species into a bunch of emotionless eunuchs. But Disney taking only the worst ideas from the old and none of the good ones (unless its to knock them down like they did Thrawn) seems to be standard practice for them, as stated by @BipolarPon.
It seems they only pick up the bad ideas, or ideas/stories I don't care for in the True Eu into the Nu-Eu 90% of the time. The other 10% is good stuff that is a bastardization or a ripoff. It's like Hidalgo is personally spiting us. I don't think it's a coincidence that the stuff from Lucas in the Neu are usally his worse least popluar ideas/rectons, or so Filoni and Hidalgo claim.
Regardless, the Thrawn Trilogy sticks out the most because not only was it a proper sequel but... Adamska already beat me to it.
 
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Fun fact: The Chuck Wendig trilogy was Disney's brain damaged and retarded attempt at making their shitty EU's lynchpin. This is due to the sheer incompetence of the staffers, who think the Thrawn Trilogy was the single point from which every thing must stem from, the core of an idea. They honest to God believe they needed a nexus point, a foundation, and stupidly think that all must spring from it.

They're so fucking stupid they don't get that all it was was the first serious work of fiction that wasn't Ewok shit or random comic books. It was meant to test the waters and that's it. That Zahn can write worth a shit helped a lot for the old EU in expanding. All it was was a successful proof of concept; it was meant to see if there was money in the product post movies, not to form some fucking nucleus of work.

NuEU is not helped by the flood of hacks who can't write and only see it as a way to springboard into TV or Film. None of them care and most of them have no talent beyond being willing to work for nothing due to having a mom or dad or husband or wife who makes the money.

Even outside of the Thrawn trilogy, old EU had the SW comics that gave us Lumiya, the Mandalorian Protectors, and a whole host of stuff. That, and the fact that they got an author like Timothy Zahn to write the "official continuation of the Star Wars story" made the Thrawn Trilogy work.

What the hell did Chuck Wendig accomplish that warranted him writing the lynchpin for the new Expanded Universe? They could have gotten Timothy Zahn or Drew Karpyshyn in to write their lynchpin book, but they picked this nobody instead of the other authors that wrote SW books and games? Heck, get James Luceno onboard. Dude wrote both the Plagueis and the Tarkin novel, he's a pretty cool guy.

Most of these NuEU authors are like many SJW comic writers: they're just in it for the gig, they don't care if they rape the canon so long as they can get paid and buy something to eat, whereas the old EU authors, even when they were going off nuts, did their work with a sense of artistry. As much as I hate what Karen Traviss did, even she had more going for her works that these new twats do.

Speaking of Karen Traviss..........

It's not a strawman. I had frequent on-line interactions with such people myself, back then. People who for whatever reason were willfully blind to the fact that the Prequel Jedi were meant by Lucas to be in a very bad place, institutionally, rather than exemplars of the Jedi way. Very confused people.

Hardly. As I've pointed out, she's been a major influence on The Mandalorian.

Right, every single one of them volunteered to die for the Republic the moment that he came of age. 😉

For someone so apparently eager to shame the use of supposed strawmen you certainly are eager to make use of them yourself. 🤔

Traviss doesn't claim there that the Jedi own anyone. What she says, specifically, is that the Jedi accepted the use of a slave-army for the prosecution of a war, that this was wrong, and that many fans become testy and defensive about it, refusing to countenance that Jedi could make mistakes or do wrong, apparently under the belief that since the Jedi are the main point-of-view faction, and because of their ostensibly serving the Will of the Force, that means that everything that they do is good/justified (never mind the fact that C-Can and G-Canon both are replete with numerous examples of questionable behavior by Jedi).

You may not be claiming that bioethics don't exist, but you're certainly making a mockery of them by trying to argue like this. You do realize that one of the go-to defenses of black slavery in the United States prior to the 1861-63 war was that the slaves were happy and content in their bondage, don't you?

That's not the issue, actually. There are, if memory serves, several instances in the Republic Commando series where some of the Mandalorian characters find themselves emotionally disarmed by the selflessness and idealism of the young Jedi Padawans they work with in the GAR special operations command; the complaint is rather that Prequel-era Jedi adoptees are normally cut off from and are allowed no knowledge of their birth families in the hopes of preventing them from falling prey to "attachment" (which is somewhat darkly humorous given the Prequel Jedi Order's unhealthy "attachment" to the corrupt and crumbling Republic).

He was blind(?) enough to miss a swing at Jango by a good country mile while the latter flew leisurely away on his rocketpack, which says some interesting things about the limitations of Force-powers.

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Like, dude, try actually watching Lucas's movies sometime.

Pretty well, all things considered.

Some people just get really defensive about the Prequel Jedi for whatever reason.

Well, my personal take is that any depiction of Grievous that doesn't match the intelligence and lethality that he displays in Genndy Wars is simply not worthy of notice.

Kind of reminds me of another under-appreciated product of The Clone Wars Multimedia Project, Alto Stratus:

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The leader of the local Separatist forces on the planet Jabiim, Stratus personally killed six Jedi knights in close combat, and he did it without enhanced reflexes, precognition, special armor or weapons or lifelong warrior training, relying instead on just an ordinary steel sword and a whole lotta righteous indignation.

Lucas meant for the Prequel Jedi to be heroes that he can merchandise and sell toys with. He didn't mean for them to be the bad guys or morally ambiguous characters. Heck, they were more superhero-ish than the OT Jedi who WERE controversial because A) they lied to Luke about his dad and B) they were trying to turn him into the Light Side version of Darth Malgus so he can kill Vader and the Emperor for them, as if he was the Jedi version of a Mafia hitman. THOSE Jedi were controversial. The Prequels Jedi? Were about as standard superhero stuff as the Raimi Spider Man and most depictions of Superman. Every comic book and story about them not written by Karen Traviss has most Jedi be practically as pristine as a fountain of Holy Water. If anything, the clones rather liked their Jedi commanders, as evidenced by these lines:

"It's been said that the 501st got the best of the war. We also got the worst. On Felucia, the Seps dug their metal heels into the muck of that alien hellhole and dared the Republic to come in after them. So we did, only to be met with month after month of flesh-eating diseases, shrieking nocturnal predators, and other sights that haunt me to this day. Cut off and for all we knew abandoned by our superiors, our only hope was Aayla Secura, our Jedi commander. Without her iron will, none of us would have come out of that mess with our sanity, or our lives. When her death came, I hope it was quick. She earned that much. When the 501st was finally rotated out of Felucia, Aayla Secura made a point of seeing us off personally, calling us the bravest soldiers she had ever seen. It's a good thing we were wearing helmets, because none of us could bear to look her in the eye." -Anonymous 501st Legion soldier, Star Wars Battlefront II (2005) on the topic of Felucia and the Jedi General, Aayla Secura

"They're good. No words needed. Perfect sync. Like clones in a way. Better. They're the best. That's why they command." -Clone Commander Bly, Star Wars Republic, issue 68

So yes, according to the clones themselves, Karen Traviss is wrong for saying that the Jedi shouldn't command. Some clones lived only because of their Jedi commanders. Other clones even saw them as perfect.

The Jedi only led the clones because they too served the Republic. It's got nothing to do with approving the use of a slave army, because that wasn't something the Jedi can do-that was something only the SENATE can approve. And the Senate said yes, down to the point where they had the Chancellor create a Grand Army of the Republic and they gave him emergency powers, which probably included drafting people, which meant he could draft the clones into the Grand Army and have them get shot if they deserted. If the Jedi went against this, one of two things would happen. A) Nobody cares, the Chancellor and the Senate would still use clones, and they'd put guys like Tarkin and other future Imperials in charge, which means the clones would suffer more casualties and get PTSD from committing war crimes, since guys like Tarkin have no bones about committing genocide or sending Stormtroopers to die by the truckloads. B) The Chancellor and the Senate see the Jedi Order's refusal to follow orders as treason, and they order the clones to curbstomp the Jedi first before going on to kill the CIS droids. After all, we later saw the clones kill the Jedi and the Senate didn't raise a stink about it, so they wouldn't care if the Chancellor did it three years early. They can just write off the Jedi Order's refusal to join the fighting as "treason" and state that they were probably working with Count Dooku, which is exactly what they did in the old EU.

As for those examples of Jedi weakness, Kenobi and that other Jedi Jango shot in the Geonosian coliseum were not the strongest examples of Jedi. Kenobi was a failure of an apprentice back in EPI who didn't understand his master's wisdom and only won against Darth Maul due to a fluke, and he was a failure of a master in EPII when he couldn't inspire loyalty in Anakin. That, and he was dividing his attention between Jango and Slave-1, and he still did a decent job despite being hit by both missiles and blaster cannons. If you want Jedi strength, just look back on Mace Windu taking a saber to Jango's head. Or Starkiller's dad pulling down TIE Fighters. Or Anakin killing Dooku.

That Jabiim Sep leader who killed Jedi only did it against weakened Jedi whose strength was sapped after a long-ass war. If he was face-to-face with a fresh, ready-for-battle Jedi like Ahsoka Tano or Aayla Secura, he'd be dead.

Really, Cyril Sneer, looking at the argument between you and Adamska, it seems that he's in the right. Karen Traviss and the Fandalorians really have a skewed view of the Jedi that even the clones who served under the Jedi don't have. They get really defensive when people shit on Karen Traviss' works for being inaccurate about the Jedi, when other depictions of Jedi portray the exact opposite of what she says. That, and the Jedi in the PT aren't nearly as controversial as the OT Jedi, since they openly tell their students that the life of the Jedi is about sacrifice, and if their students don't want that, they let them walk away without a care in the world. Just ask Ahsoka and Dooku. Far unlike Jango Fett, who would have shot any of his clones that he caught trying to desert Kamino before the war broke out. So even with the depiction of Jedi pupils in Republic Commando and how detached and idealistic they were, that was still wrong. Especially since even Padawans go out a lot into the real world doing missions alongside knights BEFORE the Clone Wars even started, so if anything, they'd be far from detached and they'd know more about the real world than some Mandos who spent most of their time hiding on their planet or training clones, since these Padawans traveled all over the galaxy for their missions. So they'd know more about the real world and how it ticks due to them seeing most of the galaxy on a regular basis. Hell, in the opening of EPII, we saw Anakin and Kenobi musing about their previous adventures. So no, Jedi Padawans would be far from the naive, detached, isolated imbeciles that don't see the corruption in the Republic.

That, and Mandalorians become Mary Sues in Traviss' works. In other works, they're a balanced, flawed, and powerful people who get their cans kicked when they run into real warriors like the Jedi or the Sith. In Traviss' works, they're over-hyped idiots who try to seize the moral high ground as well as boasting about how badass they are. Which is hilarious, considering that slaughtering Mandalorians is rather easy for Jedi and Sith, especially since it's something one can easily do in KOTOR and SWTOR, and in games like Empire at War: Forces of Corruption, you can just park Mara Jade's ass in front of a Mando camp and watch her kill about 100 Mandalorians in Mandalore.

Isn't this also the first visual piece of media to focus on Rey and her co-stars that's not some 2 minute cameo on another show or Forces of Destiny? Due to Lego's cheap parody humor, I expect a lot of jabs at the older movies or some really cringy attempts to try and turn Rey and friends into a likeable meme. The shot of the prequel jedi fighting First Order losers raises a big eyebrow though... For those who might not know, Disney has released some stupid guides over the years indicating that even their lego spinoffs are part of Disney canon, as seen here for example. If that's the case will this shit be canon too? Are the fucking jedi going to time travel and retcon the sequels to fuck and beyond? Just what kind of clusterfuck will these idiots produce?

People also often ignore the Han Solo books that were released in the 70s and 80s which also did a good job of expanding the setting and giving us all current lore on Corellia which even the fucks at Disney partly used for Solo. There's also the Marvel comics from back then which while not perfect early on still had access to George's notes and input. Yet strangely Disney seems to have a fixation with only using the worst ideas from that comic series rather than any of the good ones, or dumbing down/sanitizing the good ones, like turning the horny space vixen species into a bunch of emotionless eunuchs. But Disney taking only the worst ideas from the old and none of the good ones (unless its to knock them down like they did Thrawn) seems to be standard practice for them, as stated by @BipolarPon.

Regardless, the Thrawn Trilogy sticks out the most because not only was it a proper sequel but... Adamska already beat me to it.

Given how fucked the ST is, I wouldn't be surprised if some time-travel shenanigans happened to retcon it out of existence so they can redo it as some new series on Disney Plus. Maybe the Mandalorian can be the start of it.

Wait, they turned the Zeltrons from the horniest twats in the galaxy into people who don't want to be led along with their emotions? Wow, now that's character rape on a whole race right there. Almost as bad as mischaracterizing Jedi fans as Nazis.

Everything they take from the old EU, it's either a bad idea they're going to make worse, or a good idea they're going to make into a bad one, like with Palpatine coming back and Thrawn.
 
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I personally hate the nu-Inquisitorius and their uniforms. Its just black skin suits with oddly shaped biker helmets that lend no room to uniqueness or individuality, made all the more worse by how they all wield the same retarded helicopter saber. They're supposed to be an elite task force made up of ex-jedi or indoctrinated children each given unique training to best handle specific environments and opponents, yet here they're all the same cutout cartoon villains just a step above stormtroopers for the most part. As for FO, the best thing I can say about it is in regards to Cal, in that he's probably the first nu-Disney OC who isn't an obnoxious cunt or some rainbow-flavored marty stu/mary sue, but the overall visual look of the game and his retarded Kylo Ren time stopping power irks me.

Anyway, in case anyone here didn't see it:
Looks like everything is going in the vault for the sake of glorifying Disney+. This will probably piss of the OT purist cucks who were hoping Disney would ever release the unedited version of the OT.

In other news...
1: The writer for SW.com is a boot-licking faggot who wants Rian Johnson to peg him deeply, and Twitter just keeps getting worse.
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>honors the legacy and mythology
Nothing about Disney except Luceno's books, the Anakin/Kenobi comic and a few insignificant bits from Solo and Rogue One do this.

2: It turns out that nobody working on the films actually knows jack dick about Star Wars outside of skimming the OT once before working on the film as a mandate.
For example, they claim they don't know how big the Death Star is despite being stated to be the size of a small moon and countless references in both pre and post Disney giving exact measurements, other idiots thought the Death Star in ROTJ is the same Death Star from ANH, others thought the Emperor died in ANH, and they think Chewbacca was never given a medal despite both old and Disney shit saying Wookiees don't like awards and Disney and Marvel doing an awful promotional event and comic run a few years back for TFA dedicated solely to Chewbacca and his fucking medal and how he gave it a way to a gender-ambiguous kid. Then there's this:
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3: In case anyone ever brings up that SW is far more consistent and less retarded under Disney, just show them this:
And this was written by a guy who actually likes Disney shit. For those not interested in TL;DR. here's the overall gist:
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The author should've also added to the header there that this one group of 5 or so people (or more specifically Aladdin controlling space whales) was also responsible for annihilating the Empire's largest and most powerful fleets single-handedly and making every single one of the Empire's top brass including the Emperor himself look like a fool. And he even discovers the location of Kenobi with little effort in a way that makes you wonder why the Emperor and Vader didn't do the same. And to top it all off he finds the abandoned control room of the Gods and just fucks around in there all willy nilly. With their success rate, why the Hell were Han, Luke and Leia even needed? Hell Luke is inferior to Space Aladdin in every conceivable way.
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And if Disney+ rumors are to be believed, he's getting a sequel series all about finding him and returning to save the Galaxy, so who needs Luke really amirite mouseketeers?

Hell, and that's just from the Rebels section alone.


They just keep finding new ways to outdo themselves. A fucking Lego Holiday Special adaptation with Rey and the Disney gang. Also so much for Doomcock's bullshit about Disney erasing the sequel trilogy. We're getting this plus a retarded Oscar Isaac prequel story.


Welp, hopefully Thrawn died in the explosive decompression because fuck it if he survived Filoni will sodomize the corpse. Can't wait to see what he does with the Chiss/Grisk/Sii-ruk/Vong. You know he's to stupid to come up with something original.
 
Wait, they turned the Zeltrons from the horniest twats in the galaxy into people who don't want to be led along with their emotions? Wow, now that's character rape on a whole race right there. Almost as bad as mischaracterizing Jedi fans as Nazis.

Everything they take from the old EU, it's either a bad idea they're going to make worse, or a good idea they're going to make into a bad one, like with Palpatine coming back and Thrawn.
I think that retcon happend in the same book series with the fart fetish scene.
 
That's the kind of grade-A nuclear bullshit that makes me happy that this new canon is probably gonna get reconnected in a couple years, especially given how Disney's own authors have stated that "canon doesn't matter!"
Don't get my hopes up, even if most of NuEu gets nuked, we still have to deal with the bastardizations of lore and characters from Filoni Wars and possibly Space Aladdin. Which is best case scenario, but that is me being super optimistic.
 
That Jabiim Sep leader who killed Jedi only did it against weakened Jedi whose strength was sapped after a long-ass war. If he was face-to-face with a fresh, ready-for-battle Jedi like Ahsoka Tano or Aayla Secura, he'd be dead.

I went over the Jedi deaths at Jabiim that Stratus was responsible for, and the results were less than impressive.

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Jedi Death 1: He sneaks up on her stabs her in the back while she's busy trying to get a walker out of the mud. Wow, such skill.

Jedi Death 2: The pic in Sneer's message. You don't see this fight at all, just the outcome, which makes me think that Jedi was overwhelmed by Separatists and Stratus just showed up to execute him. So, I'm not counting that one either.

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Actual fight 1: Non-fatally wounds one Padawan, then has his leg cut off by another immediately after, then a droid missiles them to death, so not by Stratus' hand.
(There was another encounter before, where he gets knocked down by an explosion and is almost killed by Anakin, but I wouldn't count that as a fight)


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Jedi Death 3: Guns down a Padawan, then is killed in return.
 
Don't get my hopes up, even if most of NuEu gets nuked, we still have to deal with the bastardizations of lore and characters from Filoni Wars and possibly Space Aladdin. Which is best case scenario, but that is me being super optimistic.

The way Thrawn got screwed by Space Aladdin makes me want to gouge my eyes out. Although to be fair, Filoni Wars handled the Mandalorians more tastefully than Karen Traviss ever did, what with them having flaws, factions fighting over what they should do, heck, even what they did to the Mandalorians in Rebels was more tasteful than the outright jacking-off the Mandos got in the Darth Caedus era where DARTH VADER'S GRAND-DAUGHTER asks Boba Fett for help in fighting her evil brother, citing that he killed more Jedi than any other man, despite the fact that Jaina herself is descended from the king of the Jedi killers, and Mandalorian techniques for killing Jedi don't necessarily apply to Sith. Especially when a Sith can just Force-crush a Mando in his armor suit with nothing but a glare. I'll take an OC DONUT STEEL Mando chick learning how to wield a lightsaber from her Jedi boyfriend over that any day.

I went over the Jedi deaths at Jabiim that Stratus was responsible for, and the results were less than impressive.

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Jedi Death 1: He sneaks up on her stabs her in the back while she's busy trying to get a walker out of the mud. Wow, such skill.

Jedi Death 2: The pic in Sneer's message. You don't see this fight at all, just the outcome, which makes me think that Jedi was overwhelmed by Separatists and Stratus just showed up to execute him. So, I'm not counting that one either.

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Actual fight 1: Non-fatally wounds one Padawan, then has his leg cut off by another immediately after, then a droid missiles them to death, so not by Stratus' hand.
(There was another encounter before, where he gets knocked down by an explosion and is almost killed by Anakin, but I wouldn't count that as a fight)


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Jedi Death 3: Guns down a Padawan, then is killed in return.

As I said, if that Sep leader went up against ONE Jedi who was fresh and ready for combat, in a face-to-face battle, he'd get killed faster than you can say "Peace is a lie."
 
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None of you fuckers ever read Splinter of the Minds Eye, huh?
I unironically enjoy it. It's esoteric in the way all the older material is, in that Lucas hadn't really established anything to go off of yet.

Especially when a Sith can just Force-crush a Mando in his armor suit with nothing but a glare.
Yeah, Caedus massacres the Mandalorian commandos sent after the Moffs in Invincible. Force crushing people in their armor is pretty dumb, though, I always liked that the Sith were so lethal because they basically had the ability to shrug off pain rather than just magicking their win out of nowhere.
 
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I'd hate to change this wonderfully heated subject, but the faggot that runs the Kessel Run Transmissions claims that aside from the Ahsoka spinoff (which you know Filoni is doing his damndest to get started), the other Mandalorian spinoff Iger claimed he wanted to do is apparently a Boba Fett spinoff series. Whether its a prequel or post-ROTJ story is anyone's guess. Personally I just want the uncompromised version of 1313 fuckdamnit.

Also in another desperate attempt to keep the drawn out Vader comics relevant, after bringing on Padme's lookalike in its last story as a guest star and cheap clickbait ("OMG Padme's alive but not really!"), they've brought in another fucking special guest... This time its Ric Olie... the Naboo Starfighter pilot from TPM who taught Anakin how to pilot the starfighter...
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Padme also got her own cult...
 
Goddamn dude, maybe you should just challenge Traviss to a boxing match or something. Bitch gets more free real estate in your mind than I spend saying Kevin J. Anderson sucks.

I might as well, if that boxing match were to last more than a second. Blame my mood, I suppose. It's what happens when someone takes a somewhat balanced and nuanced culture and turns them into Mary Sue Sparkly Space Marines while demonizing a group of warriors who are either too good or too stupid to be evil.

But changing topics, Kevin J. Anderson's actually pretty cool. Also, wasn't he the one who introduced the Mandalorians in the old Tales of the Jedi comics as badass, Predator-style killing machines?

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THAT. That is the look of a man who's about to bathe himself in his enemies' blood.

That was back then when the Mandos were actually cool, they didn't whine about the Jedi defeating them, nor did they try to seize the moral high ground. When a Dark Jedi defeated their leader in fair combat, they respected him and followed him, because they believed the strongest should rule, and they actually followed that belief instead of whining about how unfair it was that the Jedi has powers they don't have.

They were badass murderous bastards, and they were proud of it, like Tarkin was. There's just something so endearing about a bad guy that is honest about the fact that he's bad. That's part of the reason I loved the Sith and the Empire, too. The Imperials in the films didn't try taking the moral high ground, nor did they try to shy away from their actions. They did what they believed would bring order, even if it meant bombing a whole planet into an asteroid field or killing every last idiot who called himself a Jedi.

Yes, some of KJA's work eventually veered into narm territory for some, but for me, the Tales of the Jedi comics really earns him a soft spot in my library.

Yeah, Caedus massacres the Mandalorian commandos sent after the Moffs in Invincible. Force crushing people in their armor is pretty dumb, though, I always liked that the Sith were so lethal because they basically had the ability to shrug off pain rather than just magicking their win out of nowhere.

That, too. Which makes the close-quarters combat strategy the Mandos use against the Jedi completely pointless against a Sith. You get too close to a Sith that pumps their body full of Dark Side energy to the point where they can shrug off blaster bolts as if they were bug bites, that guy is going to crush your bones the moment he gets his hands on you, no matter how much beskar you cover your body with.
 
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They gave the black guy, who has the shortest hair in the movies, a fro. How WOKE :story:
I expect jabs at both at the Ot and Pt, while jokes at expense of the Disney Films will be absent.
MaREY Sue is gonna teach Luke how to be a Jedi
But the heart and soul of the special is Rey’s relationship with Luke – not the old Jedi master she knew but instead the rookie Rebel version from George Lucas’ original 1977 “Star Wars” movie. It becomes a much different take on a teacher and apprentice with the more seasoned Rey and a younger Luke,” according to Rimes
 
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