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I bet he subscribes to the SkyMall catalog.
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Satoi
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Don't worry, the people in charge don't have any clue how their arbitrary circus is supposed to work either!
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Correct me if I am wrong but doesn't Paypal take the 30 Cent when you withdraw the money later? I am not a Paypal expert since I don't use it but think this was mentioned somewhere. So if he could just keep his urges *cough* WWE champions *cough* in check he might save some money
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Oh man, the BSV part is killing me. What a faggy quote and him dancing around as a prince of Phil's gout kingdom is great.
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I bet Phil paid Leanna very handsomely to stay hush about everything. It's never been like her to shut up about anything, even if it's embarrassing for herself. Similarly with Katherine, except Phil knew to do it right away when he first started betabuxing her.
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Because I'm not as sensitive as Phil, any time I try to think of something she could reveal that would worsen his already terrible rep, AND is plausible, I honestly come up empty. For example, he has the sex drive of a rock, and, judging by stuff he says, was probably a virgin before Leanna, so a child he ignores that he had with a woman he met before her is about as unlikely as can be. Or if he perpetrated a hit-and-run because he drove without his glasses on, I'm pretty sure the SoK would've found that.
I expect what he's probably worried about is more evidence of him being a gacha fiend and more evidence of how autistic he is. Those seem to be the two things he is most adamant about taking to the grave. Or, should I say, two things he is most adamant about acting like people don't know.
I mean seriously, he has already admitted having bad hygiene (only showers twice a week), is known as an e-beggar, jacked off in front of everybody, shared a story about something he shouldn't have and lost his first GF over it, went bankrupt, his baldness is very apparent, and his body is visibly falling apart by the day. Kind of hard for it to be something we haven't clued in already, or is actually worth worrying about for anybody but Powerfully Paranoid Phil.
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I swear to God, Snort Burnell has a treasure trove of amazing DSP clips. I saw this one on their latest video.
During a virtue-signalling segment about gay people, DSP mentions his gay aunt. His chat immediately, like clockwork asks him if that's the same aunt that had gout. That in it of itself is hilarious. What an absurd question. DSP, being a prime lolcow, gives us exactly what we want by reassuring us nonchalantly that yes that was indeed the same aunt.
I seriously believe that the main reason why Phil's gout is such a prevalent detractor meme is because gout is a funny word.
As an affliction, it's pretty uninteresting. But the word itself is hilarious. It doesn't sound like something a medical professional would use. It's so dopey. The opposite of elegant. It matches Phil perfectly. Rolls of the tongue as well.
Rest in Peace, Gouty Lesbo Aunt. You belong in the Hall of Fame of Detractors. Not only did you give Phil gout, but you also ripped him off by not paying him the full amount of rent while you were staying in his khando. And then you stopped paying even that because you croaked.
During a virtue-signalling segment about gay people, DSP mentions his gay aunt. His chat immediately, like clockwork asks him if that's the same aunt that had gout. That in it of itself is hilarious. What an absurd question. DSP, being a prime lolcow, gives us exactly what we want by reassuring us nonchalantly that yes that was indeed the same aunt.
I seriously believe that the main reason why Phil's gout is such a prevalent detractor meme is because gout is a funny word.
As an affliction, it's pretty uninteresting. But the word itself is hilarious. It doesn't sound like something a medical professional would use. It's so dopey. The opposite of elegant. It matches Phil perfectly. Rolls of the tongue as well.
Rest in Peace, Gouty Lesbo Aunt. You belong in the Hall of Fame of Detractors. Not only did you give Phil gout, but you also ripped him off by not paying him the full amount of rent while you were staying in his khando. And then you stopped paying even that because you croaked.
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He also prefers it because he can access the money immediately. If he got bit and sub money immediately, he would like them fine.
Paypal charges $0.30 + 2.9% of the tip when the tip is made. I think they charge 1% on money withdrawn immediately and nothing if you wait on the transfer to a bank account. Basically, Phil is paying hundreds in fees because he doesn't want to wait for a transfer.
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@gettingthatgrooveback Let me guess: he has never before mentioned having gay relatives.
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On top of all this the fact that it literally only affects fat people. There's a reason it was once known as the "Disease of Kings", because only royalty could eat well enough to get the damn ailment in the first place.
So whenever Phil says anything like "they're mocking me for a medical condition!" it just makes people laugh because you know it's nothing like a crippled pair of legs or weak lungs. You have gout because you're a dumb fatass with no knowledge of both your familial history, or what your body actually needs.
You also can't take Phil seriously when he whines about people making fun of him for "conditions he can't do anything about" like post nasal drip, seeing how he cuts all the snorting whenever he's in a serious conversation like the bankruptcy meeting.
Ignoring all this, you'll always have people laughing at your misfortunes because you lucked into having one of the cushiest professions in the world, yet still behave like an eternal victim.
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You will also see this if you act like a pus-filled malodorous cunt to everyone with whom you interact.
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I don't even make fun of him because he has a medical condition. I enjoy laughing at him because he abuses the people who are the only thing keeping him from becoming broke and homeless. It's easily thing the worst thing he does, and I really wish he would find out what it's like to lose them before his unhealthy lifestyle finally kills him. He is unbelievably deserving of it. But I'll settle for him being miserable because he's stuck streaming and stays up late drinking and wasting money feeding his other addiction.
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Easy choice for the valedictorian then
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Gout is funny because it triggers Phil.
Tell Phil he has gout. "No! I haven't had a gout attack in years! I drink cherry juice! I eat turkey! I don't have gout! I don't have gout! I don't I don't I don't!"
Then there are the times when he won't even say the word. "Blood acid disorder", "foot crystals", or "genetic blood condition".
He hates that he has gout. He hates to be reminded.
But wait a minute, didn't he say he used to play Street Fighter with a guy they called "One Hand Fred"? It was okay to make light of Fred's disability I guess. It was okay to constantly bring up the fact he lost a limb. It's okay, Fred probably didn't mind.
But gout, that is a horrible life changing ailment. Don't joke about gout.
Tell Phil he has gout. "No! I haven't had a gout attack in years! I drink cherry juice! I eat turkey! I don't have gout! I don't have gout! I don't I don't I don't!"
Then there are the times when he won't even say the word. "Blood acid disorder", "foot crystals", or "genetic blood condition".
He hates that he has gout. He hates to be reminded.
But wait a minute, didn't he say he used to play Street Fighter with a guy they called "One Hand Fred"? It was okay to make light of Fred's disability I guess. It was okay to constantly bring up the fact he lost a limb. It's okay, Fred probably didn't mind.
But gout, that is a horrible life changing ailment. Don't joke about gout.
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I find it funny that The King of Hate hates that he has the King's Disease.
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With all the stuff Phil blames his lesbian aunt for - the rent, giving him gout, dying - you think that when Phil cry-gins himself to sleep while looking at his sweaty men jpegs, he damns her name for giving him the big gay and putting him in this position ?
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I don’t know about that man. Not because Phil is too much of a cheapskate or because he’s too dumb to pull a hush-money stunt (Spoiler: He is and he is!)
I think it has more to do with Panda. Say what you want about her, but she isn’t dumb.
Now imagine if you had ever been close to Phil’s gout infested Polish sausage, let alone lived with him. Is this something you’d like to remind the world of?
Nope.
Panda knows that the more drama she causes, the more her name will be tied to DSP, the more detractors she’ll have on her social media and email, asking for details about Phil’s saggy balls and how horrid his pasta sauce really is.
So Panda has chosen to be silent about this shameful part of her past. Speaking out will just further cement it. If she’s silent, maybe just maybe she’ll be forgotten some day.
Lololol! I love that “How’s the gout Phil?”
Clip because it shows how sensitive he is about it, and how much of a pussy he really is.
“How’s the gout?” Is all it takes for Phil to screech in hopes of drowning them out while, he like the class autist he is, desperately tries to mute the offender.
You know they really hit Phil where it hurts, from the way he keeps ranting about them for ten minutes afterwards. Once they’ve been muted and nobody can talk back, of course!
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Imagine him losing a match to BrolyLegs and having to hold back on all the disgusting crap he would want to say.
But, no, gout is tantamount to stage 4 pancreatic cancer.
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