🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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A lot of things don't line up about his relationship status? Wait, if he's saying he's still together with Faith, then that means he's a-okay with his teenager sexting her online backup plan?

Oh, this is going to be good.
it's loose, loose
1. He lost faith, looks bad he can't keep a girl to own the farms
2. He has to keep the relationship going knowing she tried to cuck him
 
My prediction:

"Faith and I are in an open relationship"

Explains her sexting methboy and gets him closer to wearing a Dax skinsuit.
If the audience was /pol/ lite like they larped as, they'd never stop shitting on him for that. Unfortunately paypigs would be okay with Cuckholdry because they don't fuckin' believe in anything just like Ralph.
 
I guess Ralph is mad some members of the Guntguard didn't go to him for the script:
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Now I'm wondering if perhaps he wasn't off speaking to a lawyer and that's why he was out of town. Clearly there is a script he wanted everyone in his circle to follow, and because he was acting erratic, his crew all floundered around trying to save themselves and/or gunt guard. We know the skeptics followed scripts. We know there is some kind of association blacklist. Instead of just staying away, coming back next week hoping everyone forgets, he just keeps pushing. Take the L ffs and stop making it worse.
 
Despite burning down his own Empire of shit, in the most petty and sadistic way possible, it looks like Ralph won't be giving off even a whiff of humility tonight.

I think at this point Ralph has just reverted to his base instincts. He's like a Lizard, clearly it's sentient and possess a degree of intelligence but it's primarily responding to base stimuli.

In his case he has two primary things he is drawn towards, inflating his own ego and Makers Mark.
 
At this point aren't we all being forced to live the black american dream?
off topic but no, rn white people still exist so black people who do this shit will always be just as miserable as they make whites, only the select few who can somewhat move on achieve what resident wigger ethan ralph has. hood rich and styrofoam booze cups melting a plenty on his gunt during binges

"A lot of people have said a lot of things that don't line up concerning my relationship status. etc. I'll be addressing that tonight as well."

Is this the stream he admits to being Warski's bear?
lmfao ethans gonna try and spin this? ethan what the fuck are you doing youre going to court possibly man you cant be doing this
 
I guess Ralph is mad some members of the Guntguard didn't go to him for the script:
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From Wikipedia:

The prediction, made by Ethan during the Last Supper that Dame would deny and disown him, appears in the Gospel of Matthew 26:33-35, the Gospel of Mark 14:29-31, the Gospel of Luke 22:33-34 and the Gospel of John 13:36-38. The denial accounts in the Gospels differ from each other.

According to the Gospel of Godwinson:

Dame replied, "Even if all fall away on account of you, I never will." "I tell you the truth," Ethan answered, "This very night, before the a log crows, you will disown me three times." But Dame declared, "Even if I have to die with you, I will never disown you." And all the other disciples said the same.[6]
Later that night, Ethan was shitfaced. The first denial to a meth girl in Luke 22:54-57 is as follows:

Then they seized him and led him away, bringing him into the high priest's house. Dame followed at a distance and when they had kindled a fire in the middle of the courtyard and had sat down together, Dame sat down with them. A meth girl saw him seated there in the firelight. She looked closely at him and said, "This spic was with him." But he denied it. "Woman, I don't know him," he said.[7]
The second denial to the same thot in Mark 14:69-70 is:

When the meth girl saw him there, she said again to those standing around, "This retard is one of them." Again he denied it.[8]
The third denial to a number of autists, is emphatic as he curses according to Matthew 26:73-75:

After a little while, those standing there went up to Dame and said, "Surely you are one of them, for your accent gives you away." Then he began to call down curses on himself and he swore to them, "I don't know the man!" Immediately an alog crowed. Then Dame remembered the word Jesus had spoken: "Before the a log crows, you will disown me three times." And he went outside and wept bitterly.[9]
The Gospel of Luke 22:59-62 describes the moment of the last denial as follows:

About an hour later another asserted, "Certainly this fellow was with him, for he is a Chilean." Dame replied, "Man, I don't know what you're talking about!" Just as he was speaking, the a log crowed. The Gunt turned and looked straight at Dame. Then Dame remembered the word the Gunt had spoken to him: "Before the a log crows today, you will disown me three times." And he went outside and wept bitterly.[10]
The Gospel of PPP 18:13-27 describes the account of the three denials as follows:

Gator Dame and another disciple were following Ethan. Because this disciple was known to the high priest, he went with Ethan into the high priest’s crackshack, but Dame had to wait outside at the door. The other disciple, who was known to the high priest, came back, spoke to the thot on duty there and brought Dame in. "You are not one of his disciples, are you?" the thot at the door asked Dame. He replied, "I am not." ... As Dame stood warming himself, he was asked, "You are not one of his disciples, are you?" He denied it, saying, "I am not." One of the high priest's servants, a relative of the man whose twitter Dame had blocked, challenged him, "Didn't I see you with him in the Olive Garden?" Again Dame denied it, and at that moment an a log began to crow.[11]
 
So if she was gonna dump him right away, why did she go through all that effort to draw Ralph-chan? Is this proof that she's into humiliating men?
I still firmly believe that was a drawing of her and the "Ralph-Chan" was just a stupid way of saying she is a fan of his show, but when he opened it he asked "is this suppose to be me?" and she just said yes and ran with it, because it's kinda funny. But that's just a theory, a GUNT THEORY.
 
So if she was gonna dump him right away, why did she go through all that effort to draw Ralph-chan? Is this proof that she's into humiliating men?
Ralph-chan was actually drawn back in March of this year, it probably doesn't take her much effort to shit out these dumb drawings... I do find it funny that she wanted to make the design a body pillow:
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My prediction:

"Faith and I are in an open relationship"

Explains her sexting methboy and gets him closer to wearing a Dax skinsuit.
people might think this is nuts but i think youre on to something, its clear faith is seeing more than ethan even if only long distance and its the only way to really own that
 
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