Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Tonberry said:
Lowtax it's been a week, where's that goddamn Gaming Garbage stream
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It's in preproduction. Gaming Garbage is actually extremely complicated to put together and it requires several week's worth of opioid abuse for the head writer and actor to get it together enough to fully commit to the role. Maybe a stupid peasant like you just won't understand the subtle nuances of Richard's twisted mind.
 
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PhantomDiploma said:
Hey, the Goons aren't just good social justice advocates, they have other things to worry about like $10 accounts. I'm sure they have really good reasons for not speaking up when his wife went to a literal woman's shelter.
Though Lowtax and them - and Schmorky for that matter - aren't so different, they're all for social justice when they get to do something fun, like yell at strangers on the internet. But they're still people with lives, and social justice isn't their only priority. Sometimes they need to pause the social justice lectures aside for a bit when they need to focus on other things in their lives. Some of them have families, and they can't always be talking about being a good feminist when they're doing other things they enjoy. Things like getting high instead of fathering or cheating on their wives and then beating said wives when they start voicing their opinions about said cheating. That's not to leave out the ones without families, who have hobbies unrelated to feminism like creeping on little girls. Having those things going on in their lives doesn't stop them from logging back on a few hours later to yell about how misgendering is akin to murder. Apparently, it really doesn't stop them.
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Also to be cancelled you need to have been on the air at some point, and there is nobody on this green earth outside of SA that cares about lowtax, his fart trip to china and his questionable spending habits.
 
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So who really hit bottom of the barrel in this relationship?
Richard for fucking a coked-up bpd 20-year-old?
Or Logan for fucking an unemployed pill head with a broken spine and foot fetish?

How did either of them look at the other one and think this is a good idea?
 
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Chan the Wizard said:
So who really hit bottom of the barrel in this relationship?
Richard for fucking a coked-up bpd 20-year-old?
Or Logan for fucking an unemployed pill head with a broken spine and foot fetish?

How did either of them look at the other one and think this is a good idea?
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The reason why you don't understand is because you don't have the absolutely decrepit, malfunctioning brains of either of the people in question. This may or may not improve your understanding, but I hope it helps your perspective.
 
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Chan the Wizard said:
So who really hit bottom of the barrel in this relationship?
Richard for fucking a coked-up bpd 20-year-old?
Or Logan for fucking an unemployed pill head with a broken spine and foot fetish?

How did either of them look at the other one and think this is a good idea?
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Well, the real losers are lowtaxs kids, but if he wasn’t paying before then they just lost imaginary money, but those kids are fucked.
 
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spinal gas chamber said:
Well, the real losers are lowtaxs kids, but if he wasn’t paying before then they just lost imaginary money, but those kids are fucked.
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They eventually get you for that. It may be now, it may be in years. But unless that support payment is modified, they assume you're capable of paying it and willfully refusing to do so. In general America has no such thing as debtor's prison, but in the world of child support, eventually it turns into criminal non-support, and beyond that, it turns into felony non-support.

Even without going directly to a criminal trial, it can also be found to be contempt of court. In this case, they simply take you to jail, where you remain until you pay up or prove it's non-willful. In some cases, people have spent years behind bars while claiming not to be able to pay.

Also whether or not you go to jail you still owe the money, which is only dischargeable in bankruptcy under limited circumstances.

Also if your kids end up on welfare because of your failure to pay, the agencies that provided the welfare can sue you to pay it back.

tl;dr do not fuck with family court, they will rape your entire life.
 
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AnOminous said:
They eventually get you for that. It may be now, it may be in years. But unless that support payment is modified, they assume you're capable of paying it and willfully refusing to do so. In general America has no such thing as debtor's prison, but in the world of child support, eventually it turns into criminal non-support, and beyond that, it turns into felony non-support.

Even without going directly to a criminal trial, it can also be found to be contempt of court. In this case, they simply take you to jail, where you remain until you pay up or prove it's non-willful. In some cases, people have spent years behind bars while claiming not to be able to pay.

Also whether or not you go to jail you still owe the money, which is only dischargeable in bankruptcy under limited circumstances.

Also if your kids end up on welfare because of your failure to pay, the agencies that provided the welfare can sue you to pay it back.

tl;dr do not fuck with family court, they will rape your entire life.
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This was incredibly informative and means Lowtax is utterly fucked
 
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AnOminous said:
I bet his mom bails him out if he ever ends up in jail for contempt, if he gets stupid and thinks he can just blow this shit off.
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This is a big reason why he acts as he retarded as he does about the law or any consequences from any of his actions: he knows mommy can and will bail him out.
 
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