Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Am_Shaegar]

I bet he wants to move to Mexico/Puerto Rico etc. because he things the age of consent must be zero or something.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

What if...and hear me out on this one, everyone starts trying to introduce Lucas to the fattest, ugliest, most downsy zoomers ever. Or even better, introduce him to a tranny and then call him a bigot when he objects.

Remember, it's always everyone else's responsibility to introduce him to gen Z poonaner.

 

[Fapcop]

What if...and hear me out on this one, everyone starts trying to introduce Lucas to the fattest, ugliest, most downsy zoomers ever. Or even better, introduce him to a tranny and then call him a bigot when he objects.

Remember, it's always everyone else's responsibility to introduce him to gen Z poonaner.

Guys, what do you think would happen if Lucas finally got laid with a 20 year old?

(Let’s say the farms pass a bucket around, and buys him a hooker. Without Lucas knowing.)

Would he... Get over his obsession and find something else to do?

Start stalking her obsessively?

Or become even more obsessed with sex, doubling down as a sexpest and turn into the Gen Z rapist of Spokane or some shit like that?

 

[Sevan Vosgi]

Guys, what do you think would happen if Lucas finally got laid with a 20 year old?

(Let’s say the farms pass a bucket around, and buys him a hooker. Without Lucas knowing.)

Would he... Get over his obsession and find something else to do?

Start stalking her obsessively?

Or become even more obsessed with sex, doubling down as a sexpest and turn into the Gen Z rapist of Spokane or some shit like that?

Start stalking her obsessively for $1000, Alex

Hell, he does that to women who never even slept with him.

 

[mothman96]

Looks like Lucas will be moving soon.

He was banned from the Salvation Army shelter when he lived in Olympia. So I'm wondering if he'll be moving over to the SA shelter or waddle back to HOC.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lucas-werner.17234/page-16#post-1298449

 

[Fapcop]

Start stalking her obsessively for $1000, Alex

Hell, he does that to women who never even slept with him.

Hmm... It’s a damn shame Chris-Chan isn’t 10-15 years younger. Now there’s an autist powercouple and crossover Id like to see!

 

[mothman96]

"Thursday I have shit to do" You literally do noting besides scream into your phone about being single, you have nothing to do besides going to your parole every Tuesday.

Nice that you're admitting you don't actually need disability, great knowing an ungrateful slob like you gets everything handed to you in life while actual struggling people have to fight for their life to keep their disability.

Lucas going full sexpat, not that it should surprise anyone. Thank fuck Lucas will never be able to visit Southeast Asia, as amazing as an arc as a Bangkok/Manila one would be

The homeless at the Arena were moved to the new Salvation Army homeless shelter that opened Thursday, so I think that's what he meant. Moving to the new shelter (the old Spokane Housing Authority building, corner of W. Mission Ave. and Atlantic St.) and settling in.

 

[Kane Lives]

Lucas going full sexpat, not that it should surprise anyone. Thank fuck Lucas will never be able to visit Southeast Asia, as amazing as an arc as a Bangkok/Manila one would be

Just saying, people disappear all the time around those parts. He wouldn't want to piss off the locals, especially when he sticks out like a sore thumb.

 

[teleméres69]

I feel bad for people like this being taken advantage by pieces of garbas like Lucas

Looks like Lucas will be moving soon.

He'd probably become more narcissistic and cocky about his love quest. It would only reinforce the worst traits of his behavior further, Lucas not having sex is the best thing for him as it's the only real way he's able to see any consequence for his horrible behavior and the stupid things he says that he gives a shit about

Start stalking her obsessively for $1000, Alex

Hell, he does that to women who never even slept with him.

 

[BowlOfDick]

Guys, what do you think would happen if Lucas finally got laid with a 20 year old?

(Let’s say the farms pass a bucket around, and buys him a hooker. Without Lucas knowing.)

Would he... Get over his obsession and find something else to do?

Start stalking her obsessively?

Or become even more obsessed with sex, doubling down as a sexpest and turn into the Gen Z rapist of Spokane or some shit like that?

Lucas:

Struggling to get an erection due to his various health issues.

Being unable to penetrate due to his massive gunt (gut Cunt) and his confirmed micro penis

Resorting to other means to please her, which he believes is fisting.

His victim:

Will turn down this gesture, leading to Lucas getting extremely frustrated.

It’s guaranteed to end in tears.

 

[mothman96]

Of course Goldoar sends the Spokane Freak double meals. Lucas the glutton, wants a lot of food.

 

[Da Dude123]

Gen Z bitches love prime rib! And you see that? The shirt Lucas has been wearing all week, well he will change it and put on a nicer one! All for you, baby zooms!

 

[ThomasAudley]

Lucas:

Struggling to get an erection due to his various health issues.

Being unable to penetrate due to his massive gunt (gut Cunt) and his confirmed micro penis

Resorting to other means to please her, which he believes is fisting.

His victim:

Will turn down this gesture, leading to Lucas getting extremely frustrated.

It’s guaranteed to end in tears.

I believe that’s a mega micropenis not the standard micropenis.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

He's definitely been on here lately reading up on our rants. I wonder if this is a direct result of the comment I made on that ugly as green shirt he's worn all week and @ThomasAudley referencing his horrific sperm essay some poor soul had to read when they graded it.

 

[ThomasAudley]

He's definitely been on here lately reading up on our rants. I wonder if this is a direct result of the comment I made on that ugly as green shirt he's worn all week and @ThomasAudley referencing his horrific sperm essay some poor soul had to read when they graded it.

He definitely stalks here, but he also mentioned his good humanities grades a few days ago and how that should translate into better resume writing.

I also noticed that @mothman96 referred to him as an animal in rut here on August 9, and then on Lucas's IG he posted this on August 11:

Unless he's been researching elk, it seems like he read that rutting comment and thought it was a good thing (i.e., he is again highlighting his most negative attributes as if they are positive) so he incorporated it into one of his nonsense memes.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

He definitely stalks here, but he also mentioned his good humanities grades a few days ago and how that should translate into better resume writing.

I also noticed that @mothman96 referred to him as an animal in rut here on August 9, and then on Lucas's IG he posted this on August 11:

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Unless he's been researching elk, it seems like he read that rutting comment and thought it was a good thing (i.e., he is again highlighting his most negative attributes as if they are positive) so he incorporated it into one of his nonsense memes.

Who is this idiot pierre.arden_team.lyle?


He's been hounding Lucas for months, and as far as I know Lucas has never responded to him, to Lucas's credit.

He's pretending that he wants Lucas for some sort of men's fashion campaign, which Lucas is either intelligent enough to see is obvious bullshit, or self-involved enough to ignore.

But I'm telling you, this guy has left this same or similar message on Lucas's Instagram post, easily 30 times.

I just hope he's not somebody from kiwi Farms, cuz this shit is really pathetic.

 

[WonderWino]

He's definitely been on here lately reading up on our rants. I wonder if this is a direct result of the comment I made on that ugly as green shirt he's worn all week and @ThomasAudley referencing his horrific sperm essay some poor soul had to read when they graded it.

Well now, isn't THAT an interesting admission. Aside from the utter stupidity it takes to stop taking psych meds and switch over to drugs for an english class (yeah that will totally end well) let alone to think that was a good idea, lucas made a big booboo here. Lucas has always maintained there was nothing wrong with him until he lost his shit in 2000 and got committed, from there he was medicated. Now he is claiming he was on psych meds at least as early as 1999 (and it had to be much earlier because he was out of the house in 99 and would never have sought them out or taken them voluntarily). He is directly contradicting his previous claims and implying he had serious well known mental health problems long before he actually was committed

In other words lucas slipped up big time and accidentally revealed he's been a heavily medicated nutcase since long before he actually ended up in a psych ward. Sure puts some of the things he claimed happened and cyril's attitude toward him back in 98 in perspective doesn't it

and holy shit he's actually referring to himself as 'in rut' like a literal animal. That is not the kind of thing women want to hear. At all

 

[Scribbler]

Who is this idiot pierre.arden_team.lyle?
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He's been hounding Lucas for months, and as far as I know Lucas has never responded to him, to Lucas's credit.

He's pretending that he wants Lucas for some sort of men's fashion campaign, which Lucas is either intelligent enough to see is obvious bullshit, or self-involved enough to ignore.

But I'm telling you, this guy has left this same or similar message on Lucas's Instagram post, easily 30 times.

I just hope he's not somebody from kiwi Farms, cuz this shit is really pathetic.

Just another Instagram spammer. Nothing out of the ordinary.

 

[teleméres69]

Quit the psych meds because affirmative action gave him higher grades. This implies bad grades would make him take his medication again, which we all know is bullshit. Of course Lucas is one of those retards who believes weed makes you smarter and more creative. The only thing creative Lucas has ever done is find new ways to get banned from somewhere at least once every 6 months

He's definitely been on here lately reading up on our rants. I wonder if this is a direct result of the comment I made on that ugly as green shirt he's worn all week and @ThomasAudley referencing his horrific sperm essay some poor soul had to read when they graded it.

 

[mothman96]

So how long till Lucas deletes ben's comment.

A couple of people noticed the missing comments, the Freak lies that it's him deleting the comments and blames it on a cock-ass.