🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[2021Murder]

So what do you guys think the deal with Ralph allegedly going to a hotel like a city over for 2 days. What's the scholarly take on that? Fake? Fight with mom? Drug binge away from home?

City over? Its about a 3 hour drive one way.

And thats with dlive bots, before dlives 25% cut on the lemons and before gators cut LMAO.

I dont know about dlive's cut but i still cant believe gator actually gets paid. Its more likely that ethan would lie about that to a friend than actually pay gator, but if dlive does get a 25% cut that means ralph has lived on a yearly income of 30,000 between this and his monthly paypigs. Markers mark cost about $50 that plus one large fast food meal plus extra snack being $10 means ralph has to be dipping into his nest egg just to afford his current richmond crackshack lifestyle and that doesn't even factor in the cost of plane tickets across the country (500 round trip) or the other shit hes brought like the webcam (80) and soundproofing matts (20) if he had 50000 back when they met in april its probably down to 40k now with all the extravagant expenses ralph has had.

 

[misterduckford]

I've been rewatching Venture Brothers lately and I just realized, Ralph is a worse sergeant Hatred.
Similarities:
Big
Fat
Gullible
Sad/useless
Has barely legal wife/partner
constantly fights to suppress certain "urges"
Has had a divorce
Have grown tits equivalent to a C or D cup

differences:
Hatred has a sense of honor
Hatred is overall a good man
Hatred isn't a drunk
Hatred is about 1/3rd of Ralph's weight
Hatred's gunt is equal parts fat and muscle, not just all blubber
Hatred isn't evil enough to post a sex tape of himself that makes everyone who sees it go blind and become disgusted with cooming

I agree with this summary. I consider Hatred to be both redeemable and likable.

 

[Curious Addie]

I've been rewatching Venture Brothers lately and I just realized, Ralph is a worse sergeant Hatred.
Similarities:
Big
Fat
Gullible
Sad/useless
Has barely legal wife/partner
constantly fights to suppress certain "urges"
Has had a divorce
Have grown tits equivalent to a C or D cup

differences:
Hatred has a sense of honor
Hatred is overall a good man
Hatred isn't a drunk
Hatred is about 1/3rd of Ralph's weight
Hatred's gunt is equal parts fat and muscle, not just all blubber
Hatred isn't evil enough to post a sex tape of himself that makes everyone who sees it go blind and become disgusted with cooming

What? No. If anything, Ralph is Rusty's illegitimate son. I forget his name.

Edit: Dermott

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

I've been rewatching Venture Brothers lately and I just realized, Ralph is a worse sergeant Hatred.
Similarities:
Big
Fat
Gullible
Sad/useless
Has barely legal wife/partner
constantly fights to suppress certain "urges"
Has had a divorce
Have grown tits equivalent to a C or D cup

differences:
Hatred has a sense of honor
Hatred is overall a good man
Hatred isn't a drunk
Hatred is about 1/3rd of Ralph's weight
Hatred's gunt is equal parts fat and muscle, not just all blubber
Hatred isn't evil enough to post a sex tape of himself that makes everyone who sees it go blind and become disgusted with cooming

How dare you compare these two. Hatred is a good guy. And I don't think Princess Tiny Feet was "barely legal", she was just a freak.

 

[JewBacca]

hes brought like the webcam (80)

Pretty sure he didn't buy a Webcam but the new Canon R5 mirror less full frame camera. Which runs between 3.5k and 4.2k depending on if it came with a lens or not. IDK if he needed a tripod or accessories.

Seems like a waste of funds just to allow his haters to have access to 4k footage of his hijinks.

 

[AnOminous]

Welp thats it ladies and guntlemen. All 3 of the main Ralph antagonists have taken their victory lap and vowed to ride off into the sunset. Zoom was first taking one last shot and then deleting his channel. Then @Null did MATI and diddnt even devote a full show to burying the gunt. Now PPP has claimed his trophy and has pledged to leave Ralph in the gutter a broken retard.

Drown in piss @theralph , You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting.

Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin.

Markers mark cost about $50

Lol no it doesn't. It's like $30 if you're overpaying.

 

[SimoHayha]

What? No. If anything, Ralph is Rusty's illegitimate son. I forget his name.

The fucked up abomination in Perchance to Dean?

 

[Edilg]

Rand thinks super hackers got Rolf's sex tape.

https://mobile.twitter.com/TwittahVictoria/status/1294787925486387200

Could someone else archive? I'm on my phone.

 

[Curious Addie]

The fucked up abomination in Perchance to Dean?

No, the fat kid who thinks he's a ninja.

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

Lol no it doesn't. It's like $30 if you're overpaying.

yeah unless you are in a fucking atrocious vice tax state or maybe if you get idk, a special blend like a single cask or some shit, not a fan of MM so I could not tell you what different versions there are, but its cheap shit.

 

[Circumspicious]

From Tea Clips' twitter. The Gunt, seen in the past week sniffing the shit of an 18 year old and prodding her with his 3" pud, is unimpressed with Ade's physical appearance.

 

[SimoHayha]

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From Tea Clips' twitter. The Gunt, seen in the past week sniffing the shit of an 18 year old and prodding her with his 3" pud, is unimpressed with Ade's physical appearance.

So was he blind when he dated her? How is this not a self-own?

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I've been rewatching Venture Brothers lately and I just realized, Ralph is a worse sergeant Hatred.
Similarities:
Big
Fat
Gullible
Sad/useless
Has barely legal wife/partner
constantly fights to suppress certain "urges"
Has had a divorce
Have grown tits equivalent to a C or D cup

differences:
Hatred has a sense of honor
Hatred is overall a good man
Hatred isn't a drunk
Hatred is about 1/3rd of Ralph's weight
Hatred's gunt is equal parts fat and muscle, not just all blubber
Hatred isn't evil enough to post a sex tape of himself that makes everyone who sees it go blind and become disgusted with cooming

His urges are also implied to be a side effect of a botched super soldier serum, where Ralph is just a degenerate alcoholic.

 

[Immortal Technique]

https://twitter.com/Spainkiller the ultimate faggot. "You're both degenerates!, and can't wait for your show Ralph!"

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Big tiddy waifu is dropping info. I have included the most important screenshots
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Edit:
The Krillstream was supposed to be the last one as they have been trying to get their channel nuked, so they just played whatever and not caring about TOS. Even the sex tape. The stream got taken down but now magically popped up again and their channel is fine.
So get it while its hot i guess.

Here's an archive of the Krillstream

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

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Pedos are horrible, unless they're buddies with Daddy Dax. Just eat a fucking dick @theralph.

 

[2021Murder]

Pretty sure he didn't buy a Webcam but the new Canon R5 mirror less full frame camera. Which runs between 3.5k and 4.2k depending on if it came with a lens or not. IDK if he needed a tripod or accessories.

Seems like a waste of funds just to allow his haters to have access to 4k footage of his hijinks.

Holy shit why? I doubt he nor whomever he hangs with knows what to do with that. And streaming at 4k is a hilarious nonpossibility at dlive.

Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin.



Lol no it doesn't. It's like $30 if you're overpaying.

Not the handle size. Although youre right that he probably just goes through one fifth size every day. I was thinking at his size and length of habit he does a whole handle every day. If you drink the whole day it wouldnt kill an alcoholic

 

[Gargamel Bernstein]

So i've been gone for a hefty amount of threads, what'd i miss?

 

[Sam Losco]

Rand thinks super hackers got Rolf's sex tape.

https://mobile.twitter.com/TwittahVictoria/status/1294787925486387200

Could someone else archive? I'm on my phone.

https://archive.vn/38PAz

 

[MeltyTW]

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From Tea Clips' twitter. The Gunt, seen in the past week sniffing the shit of an 18 year old and prodding her with his 3" pud, is unimpressed with Ade's physical appearance.

this is pure dumped ex-bf cope, suddenly the woman you begged for sex is a pathetic hag who you wouldnt be caught dead with (unless she takes me back) good luck getting another non jf potato gf @theralph. women talk and listen to each other you moron