Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Dell Conagher]

I like TDS but this recent shitshow is a bit much even for me.

Nearly every large-scale study on pedophilia in the Catholic church suggests clergy are less likely to be pedophiles than the general population FYI.

Its odd you went straight for the catholic church. Im going to X on that one pedo. and unlike you ill also link a source:

Keeping Children Safe in the Catholic Church

Relying on good data.

www.psychologytoday.com

Spoiler: Source snippets

Sensational cases of clerical abuse dominate the press. The famous Fr. John Geoghan case in Boston that was highlighted in the 2002 Boston Globe’s Spotlight report included credible or substantiated reports of 138 victims over many years (Boston Globe Investigative Staff, 2002). Other famous cases (e.g., Fr. James Porter in Massachusetts and Fr. Gilbert Gauthe in Louisiana) also included a large number of victims as well.

However, the average number of victims per offender is about one, and only 129 clerics accounted for more than a quarter of all known cases of abuse. This suggests that a small number of serial offenders caused much of the abuse crisis (John Jay College of Criminal Justice, 2004, 2011).

About 4 percent of Catholic clerics had credible or substantiated accusations of child sexual abuse of minors (both prepubescent children and postpubescent teens) during the last half of the 20th century (John Jay College of Criminal Justice, 2004, 2011). Research data, although from limited small scale studies, finds the prevalence of clerical abuse among non-Catholic religious communities consistent with the Catholics. If you review insurance claims against Church communities for sexual victimization perpetrated by their clerics, you’ll find that that there is no difference between Catholic and non-Catholic groups (Zech, 2011).

A U.S. Department of Education study found that about 6 percent of public school teachers had credible or substantiated claims of sexual abuse of minor children under their charge (Shakeshaft, 2004a, 2004b) during the same timeframe as the Catholic clerical data was obtained. Furthermore, the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual (DSM-5; American Psychiatric Association, 2013) report that approximately 3 to 5 percent of men meet the diagnostic criteria for pedophilia. These numbers increase significantly if you include men who sexually violate postpubescent teenagers, which is illegal in most jurisdictions, but not a diagnosable psychiatric disorder according to the DSM-

 

[George Cuckzunian]

alternatively riley, since you read this, have you instead considered owning the kiwi forums epic style by smoking large quantities of freebased cocaine live?
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Daddy Dax did tell him to do something other than Xanax and talked about buying a crack pipe on an episode a few months ago...
Think of the viewers and subscribers you will get from a live freebase session at the BARBIE DREAM MANSION!
Riley, this is a good idea for furthering your quest for internet fame.
Haterz gonna always hate.
but likes and subscribes are ETERNAL!

 

[MeltyTW]

Daddy Dax did tell him to do something other than Xanax and talked about buying a crack pipe on an episode a few months ago...
Think of the viewers and subscribers you will get from a live freebase session at the BARBIE DREAM MANSION!
Riley, this is a good idea for furthering your quest for internet fame.
Haterz gonna always hate.
but likes and subscribes are ETERNAL!

no joke they seem to be immune to the law and i guarantee you all this pedo and gunt tape shit would go away if we had a stream or more with them doing that.
More donos too AND they get feed their desire for illegal substances and get paid to do it AND he gets free attention. i think this might unironically be their ticket to shaking off all this stuff. they could invite warski even!

 

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That policy is aimed at actually using the Patreon to distribute pedo content, not just making dumb, edgy policy statements. I don't think they'd kick you for that unless, obviously, their masters at Master Card told them to for (((reasons))).

Yes, it's aimed at (and to the chagrin of loli 'artists') has actually been used against 'creators' drawing pictures of five year old 500 year old girls getting fucked. Patreon are very far from perfect, they actually hosted a forum run by the pro-pedophile organization Prostasia last year, but they get a lot of pressure over cartoon child rape and tend to respond.

Political speech is a whole other issue, they might ban you for advocating seventeen year olds get married and have a family, or for saying bumming is bad, but not for libertarian 'depends on the child' types of views.

 

[William Tell Underpass]

Yes, it's aimed at (and to the chagrin of loli 'artists') has actually been used against 'creators' drawing pictures of five year old 500 year old girls getting fucked. Patreon are very far from perfect, they actually hosted a forum run by the pro-pedophile organization Prostasia last year, but they get a lot of pressure over cartoon child rape and tend to respond.

Political speech is a whole other issue, they might ban you for advocating seventeen year olds get married and have a family, or for saying bumming is bad, but not for libertarian 'depends on the child' types of views.

Its kinda funny how patreon looks the other way for lolicon / shotacon people if they distribute off site but the Mind Control porn people have a stain that cannot be washed out and get yeeted off patreon for 'promotion of rape' under the same circumstances.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

no joke they seem to be immune to the law and i guarantee you all this pedo and gunt tape shit would go away if we had a stream or more with them doing that.
More donos too AND they get feed their desire for illegal substances and get paid to do it AND he gets free attention. i think this might unironically be their ticket to shaking off all this stuff. they could invite warski even!

Reasons for Riley not to smoke crack live on stream
- It's illegal Daddy Dax and Kian will protect you
- Your family will disown you Lol already happened
- It will embarass your employer and cause you to get fired Lol, Dax doesn't give a shit if you pop Xanax till you pass out ON THE JOB DURRING A LIVE SHOW, if anything you will get a raise!
- Shame and humiliation That doesn't matter only likes, subs and money matter
- Bad for your health Lol your health is shit anyways and your young. You were MADE to smoke crack on a live stream!
- Addiction Whatever Drugs are super cool right?
- Pricey Habbit Daddy Dax pays you a whole $20 an hour and will co sign your kickstarter scams for money. Who cares!

Reasons for Riley to smoke crack on live stream
- Eternal internet glory
- Daddy Dax will have content for his next show
- Networking? You know it! Warski may be down to collab and daddy Dax will cosign and promote you
- Likes, views and internet fame
- Own the haters on Karen Farms
- You get to bump Viper "ya'll cowards don't even smoke crack" unironically.

THE DECISION IS CLEAR RILEY! YOU NEED TO SMOKE CRACK ON LIVE STREAM.
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[TheSimpShow]

Reasons for Riley not to smoke crack live on stream
- It's illegal Daddy Dax and Kian will protect you
- Your family will disown you Lol already happened
- It will embarass your employer and cause you to get fired Lol, Dax doesn't give a shit if you pop Xanax till you pass out ON THE JOB DURRING A LIVE SHOW, if anything you will get a raise!
- Shame and humiliation That doesn't matter only likes, subs and money matter
- Bad for your health Lol your health is shit anyways and your young. You were MADE to smoke crack on a live stream!
- Addiction Whatever Drugs are super cool right?
- Pricey Habbit Daddy Dax pays you a whole $20 an hour and will co sign your kickstarter scams for money. Who cares!

Reasons for Riley to smoke crack on live stream
- Eternal internet glory
- Daddy Dax will have content for his next show
- Networking? You know it! Warski may be down to collab and daddy Dax will cosign and promote you
- Likes, views and internet fame
- Own the haters on Karen Farms
- You get to bump Viper "ya'll cowards don't even smoke crack" unironically.

THE DECISION IS CLEAR RILEY! YOU NEED TO SMOKE CRACK ON LIVE STREAM.
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You forgot one:
The fat fuck would get far skinnier than he is now, and frankly he can't afford not too!

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

here's one I made earlier

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digibro story in 3 mins

Watch "digibro story in 3 mins" on Streamable.

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Whos the fat neck beard in the karen farms music video? I am not up to speed on all the dickheads.

 

[MeltyTW]

smoke crack live on stream

Whats more is if he doesnt think hes cool enough to handle the label of crackhead then freebase cocaine is actually different enough that you can btfo any alog trying to label you that. Theres no negatives and now he even has two whole options for his cocaine, he could do both. Other drugs entirely even! .Meth, pcp (maybe to close to a certain fat fuck who will not be named), shrooms, acid (you cant throw it up so beware) heroin, opium, subdermal morphine implants etc etc. Endless options really. Maybe rib on Ralph with a jenkem stream

 

[Stasi]

Whats more is if he doesnt think hes cool enough to handle the label of crackhead then freebase cocaine is actually different enough that you can btfo any alog trying to label you that. Theres no negatives and now he even has two whole options for his cocaine, he could do both. Other drugs entirely even! .Meth, pcp (maybe to close to a certain fat fuck who will not be named), shrooms, acid (you cant throw it up so beware) heroin, opium, subdermal morphine implants etc etc. Endless options really. Maybe rib on Ralph with a jenkem stream

If we are lucky he will set himself on fire while freebasing like Richard Pryor.

 

[TheSimpShow]

If we are lucky he will set himself on fire while freebasing like Richard Pryor.

All I am saying is this:

RILEY SHOW US HOW COOL AND FAMOUS YOU ARE BY SMOKING CRACK ON STREAM

 

[George Cuckzunian]

You forgot one:
The fat fuck would get far skinnier than he is now, and frankly he can't afford not too!

Riley, don't let your memes be memes. Live your dream!
For fuck sake Riley you sell a shirt and have a whole persona that revolves around you doing drugs and drugs being super cool.
If you don't smoke crack on a live stream, you're just a lame poser nobody who will forever be a janny.
Put down your broom
pick up Daddy Dax's crack pipe
And forge a path to glory where you are as big, NAY, BIGGER than Daddy Dax!

Or you know, keep doing what you are doing now

 

[Sped Xing]

Now I'm starting to wonder if this could hit him in the wallet and he'll do a 180 to get patreon shekels baack.

I've been expecting a Patreon decline for almost a year. Unlike every other eceleb who starts losing it, he maintains. I mean, look at Asterios, Digibro, and Lowtax. All freqient contributors who shat the bed in one way or another and saw their hipster welfare go down in flames.

I guess the mines of Solomon lie in appealing to incels. But the douche delved too greedily and too deep when he tried to exploit the pedo vein.

Between this and his defense of Digi, Dickie has really gone full retard libertarian lately.

Soon he will add a disclaimer to his shows that they were recorded under admiralty law.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Riley, how about you film yourself taking mollies at the graveyard.

 

[MeltyTW]

If we are lucky he will set himself on fire while freebasing like Richard Pryor.

now riley, if you set your self on fire trying to freebase then you should know having rum on hand is a perfect way to have plausible deniability, also to prevent fires stream in a place with no ventilation as air feeds fire and make sure it has plenty of sunlight to help evaporation.

you're just a lame poser nobody who will forever be a janny.

exactly, theyre getting away with defending pedophilia in real time online might as well put their money where their mouths are and do hard drugs too. you got a lot of walking to do after dick's "throw up acid dude" faux pas

 

[TheSimpShow]

Riley if you are cooler and more awesome than PPP, surely just smoking a crack pipe on live stream is a far chad-lier move than spreading your ass live on air.

PPP spread his ass, while drinking. All you would have to do is smoke crack like the cool bro we know you really are.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

If we are lucky he will set himself on fire while freebasing like Richard Pryor.

I must respectfully Disagree.

Imagine if you will, the bitchute/youtube/xvideos sensation that COULD BE Riley smoking crack on live stream. Imagine taking requests to freestyle rap dis tracks at whoever live on stream while high on crack. Imagine the rants he would go on. Imagine goals where if he makes X amount of dollars he'll do EVEN MORE DRUGS! Imagine him having Mint as his fuck trophey he parades around who also designs all of his merch and occasionally has to take over when Riley gets too fucked up. Imagine the blogs about how Crack makes him feel amazing and drugs are awesome. Imagine Riley owning the haters by proving definatively that drugs ARE cool and making money hand over fist as proof. Imagine Riley fighting with the haterz on stream while high on crack.

Would you want this to be a one night event or a long lived brand that you follow and are consistently entertained by?

Riley, think of MintSalads success. By not smoking crack on stream regularly you are holding back her dreams as well.

The decision is clear.... Riley needs to become an IRL Crack smoking streamer, not just for himself but for those he loves that depend on him.

A preview of what the Riley IRL crack smoking streams would be once it hits it's full potential (And Riley loses weight and gets a tan)

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I've been expecting a Patreon decline for almost a year. Unlike every other eceleb who starts losing it, he maintains. I mean, look at Asterios, Digibro, and Lowtax. All freqient contributors who shat the bed in one way or another and saw their hipster welfare go down in flames.

I've poked at this before in previous posts despite everyone saying I was an idiot and it was a nothing burger. I was told all that is happening is Dax swapped out his old fan base who was more professionals that like raunchy humor to poorer killstream fans who are autistic zoomers that occasionally swap out donating. I have a feeling many old killstream fans are no longer gonna be hanging around after the gunt sex tape BUT THEN AGAIN shock may be so great they need a new E-daddy.

- I said it was odd even after major controversies and previous dips, he never experienced hits like those again
- I showed how Dax is declining in all metrics of measuring popularity yet he gets more patron
- I pointed to his Patreon numbers being almost 80% of what he has claimed his weekly downloads are (which is a statistical anomoly)

It's possible that everyone who gives money to TDS is just THAT retarded. I know I sure as fuck can't find any proof of weird patreon/gofundme scamming happening, only speculation. The only "proof" will be when the number of Patrons exceeds his number of listeners... then again TDS fans may be too dumb to forget they are subbed monthly.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

PPP has preached a fiery sermon on how we need to kill all pedos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7WTjcVtyDQ
https://archive.vn/uc6xw

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Here are some relevant Bible verses

https://www.openbible.info/topics/pedophiles
https://archive.vn/wip/TW9hp

This is my favorite clip

 

[ddlloo]

Honestly shocked Riley doesn't have a thread yet.

 

[3 Times Faster]

Honestly shocked Riley doesn't have a thread yet.

I honestly think it's funnier this way, he's just a TDS orbiter so the fact that he has to orbit Dax's thread to see people making fun of him is like poetry, it rhymes.