Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

Holy shit she threw mustard seeds at some poor bastard!! :story: :story: :story: :story:
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Stapphy said:
A bunch of shit about how she's like, so secure and cool about being a total wierdo

I used to see this used a lot when it came to 2016-era tumblr nonsense, and since Stapphy IS 2016-era tumblr nonsense, it still applies perfectly to her.
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Does anyone else get the sneaking suspicion that Josie and Stapphy were only ever dating in Stapphy's mind? Like Josie had begrudgingly decided to make small talk with Stapphy again on facebook or something and our socially maladjusted Womb Wizard just took that and ran with it and decided that totally meant they were a thing again?
 
I used to see this used a lot when it came to 2016-era tumblr nonsense, and since Stapphy IS 2016-era tumblr nonsense, it still applies perfectly to her.
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Does anyone else get the sneaking suspicion that Josie and Stapphy were only ever dating in Stapphy's mind? Like Josie had begrudgingly decided to make small talk with Stapphy again on facebook or something and our socially maladjusted Womb Wizard just took that and ran with it and decided that totally meant they were a thing again?
I have been thinking about that the entire time, Steph never shuts up but we've only heard of Josie like, three times.
The actual diagnosed autist Josie has a better understanding of society than Steph the sex machine and was probably weirded out that they were labeled as "girlfriend" after half a conversation.
 
I have been thinking about that the entire time, Steph never shuts up but we've only heard of Josie like, three times.
The actual diagnosed autist Josie has a better understanding of society than Steph the sex machine and was probably weirded out that they were labeled as "girlfriend" after half a conversation.
her relationship gives me middle school "i kinda like you" "i like you too!" "now we're dating" vibes. i really don't think she's ever had a deep friend that she could just fuck around with and make jokes with, let alone a serious romantic relationship. anyway, yarrow, if you're so serious about being poly with your ghost husbandos, it shouldn't matter that josie has another partner since heath, peter and rick are so real. unless you secretly think they arent real?
 
I thought it was universally accepted that Josie just said "hey" one day and Staph decided they were practically engaged. Meanwhile Josie has a life outside of facebook plus real shit to deal with, hence not messaging Staph for days (and didn't she say that she didn't want to bother him by DMing first? Which means she's just waiting around by the proverbial phone), and is now seeing someone else. Good for you, Josie. You done ran.
 
I thought it was universally accepted that Josie just said "hey" one day and Staph decided they were practically engaged. Meanwhile Josie has a life outside of facebook plus real shit to deal with, hence not messaging Staph for days (and didn't she say that she didn't want to bother him by DMing first? Which means she's just waiting around by the proverbial phone), and is now seeing someone else. Good for you, Josie. You done ran.
i like to imagine that Josie recently found and read this thread and is trying to quietly back away from Staph
 
Steph’s entire existence is online which is why I’m always puzzled that she updates about Josie on her public social media. I have a hard time believing that she doesn’t immediately link people she interacts with to her dumb mastodon and tumblr. But she often updates them like no one she knows can see them. Or maybe she’s just too dumb to understand that people who know your social media will see how you’re acting on said social media?
 
Lord, so yeah, they were never dating. It was just that uncomfortably murry purry PDA shit that Stapphy's sort of crowd do all over the goddamn place without it meaning any sort of commitment; not once had Josie ever said that they were a couple.

I'm not surprised, but still laughing. Hey Stapphy, you know what claiming you're in a relationship without the other person's consent is? Being a fucking stalker.
 
I've never seen Lars and the Real Girl, but I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that Lars is also a kind and pleasant person, sort of like the 40 Year Old Virgin? Even Ryan Gosling could not make likeable an abrasive weirdo who keeps jars of their skin pickings, has a harem of imaginary ghost boyfriends, and grooms minors online.

Also, given Steph's history of grooming minors online, you'd think she'd understand that someone saying "I love you" after a week of online conversation is just flirting, joking, or lying. A lot of times "I love you" is, at best, meaningless, and at worst, a scam. Words are cheap. When someone actually loves you they SHOW it. (Like, say, letting you mooch off them well into adulthood despite your mistreatment of them...)

This is the reaction of a dumped teenager. How do you get to 30 years old and not LEARN??
 
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