Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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Hearing Null disassociate with Dick live on air & hearing how sad they both sounded just broke my heart.

Fucking why? Ralph? Okay, fine. But Digibro? Why the fuck would you choose gross tranny pedophile Digibro over an actual friend? A friend who ate shit for defending you on his own forum?

God, it's so fucking depressing. I'm sorry, Null.
I think it's natural to side with whoever isn't giving you the ultimatum. I definitely don't agree with it in this case but out of some mix of principle, guilt, and the psychological need to defend your friend, the cards will fall this way more often than not.

I think Dick is full of shit when he says he's defending this as a free speech issue. I think the easiest explanation is that Digi came from a pretty woke background, yet he didn't discount Dick as a neonazi/rape apologist when the maddox rapelist video came out. IIRC Digi mentioned once that there was a lot of pressure from his core to drop Dick when he began to associate with the IBS crowd (if my recollection is accurate, in this conversation Dick also chastises Digi for his pedoshit, saying that it often pins him between his fans and their friendship). Dick sees Digi as a guy who was loyal (that word again) to him and seeks to reward digi with the same loyalty in return. Dick was completely radioactive to pretty much anyone who hadn't already been unpersoned at that point, and I think Digi extending his hand to him at that time meant a lot to him and still does. I think the NP2 mafia shit has put Dick in a spot where he isn't willing to just say "yeah he likes/does this shit that I don't agree with but at the end of the day he's stood by me and in turn I'll stand by him through all this shit", when in reality if he simply said "that's his business, I don't think he's a pedophile and that's all I have for comment on that matter" he could have gotten away scott free.

I still think Null was entirely wrong on the whole Riley shit. Riley is a nobody who has put all of his eggs in the dick basket. My money is on a scenario where Riley has put everything on the line to get close to Dick, sees Null as someone who not only can see through his bullshit and recognize how much of an albatross he is, but also as someone who is also a good enough friend to tell it like it is (which he clearly demonstrated today) and is a clear threat to his job security/his relationship with his surrogate father. I'm not suggesting Riley is a mastermind by any means, but dumb people can be just as manipulative as anyone else, and him outright telling null to leave is exactly the type of clumsy, idiotic move I would expect from a dipshit like him. I understand the need to trust your instincts on this one, and even if that was the case the pedoshielding gives null more than enough justification to cut ties with the guy, but I think it's highly likely that our chad prom king is being played by two degenerate drug addicts who are using Dick's pity for them to alienate him from anybody smart enough to recognize the grift so they can continue to leech off of him in one way or another.

I want to punctuate this novel of a post by saying that none of this shit justifies Dick's retarded outbursts, nor does it reflect poorly on Null for cutting ties with a guy who would more likely than not inadvertently drag him to hell with them. I think Dick is a weak, insecure man with abandonment issues on both sides. He's terrified that his remaining "friends" will drop him for whatever reason, and is also horribly guilty about abandoning any of them. The amount of slack he's given nearly everyone who's been a part of the show since he was kicked out of UCB suggests as much. Someone else made a longpost about that a few days ago that I can't be assed to dig up but I think Occam's Razor applies here and I think just about any relationship stress that we've seen him go through can be explained in this way pretty easily.
 
I think the NP2 mafia shit has put Dick in a spot where he isn't willing to just say "yeah he likes/does this shit that I don't agree with but at the end of the day he's stood by me and in turn I'll stand by him through all this shit",

Well why not? That's more or less what Rekieta did with Ralph and besides a few "Gunt Guard" comments nobody cared.
 
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Dick is also is some other thread betting with a guy about when digi will fuck a kid, idk, idc
 
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Dick is also is some other thread betting with a guy about when digi will fuck a kid, idk, idc
So not only has Dick ignored Josh's advice about Twitter, he's doubling down on the "jokes".
Why do people keep seeing the "haha jokes on you, I was only pretending to be retarded" meme and think it's a good idea to emulate it?
 
God damn that was hard to listen to. I cannot believe Dick is picking his psychotic tranny pedophile as a hill to die on. I am just utterly baffled.
The big question we all have to ask is Why? Why does a guy who claims not to give a shit about anything other than himself suddenly choose rabid and passionate defence of pedophilia as the hill to die on?
I'm probably super behind on this but holy fuck was Dick being retarded. The definition of porn is a sexual image made to arouse you. If you're watching lesbians that means you find women arousing. Guess what that means if you find images of kids drawn or otherwise getting fucked arousing? It means you're attracted to kids, which means you're a pedo. Doesn't matter who you "insert yourself" as in that fantasy, you still like the idea of kids getting raped. No honest person is going to say it doesn't make you a pedo. I have doubts that Dax is only making that argument to shield Digi too.
I said it earlier in the thread about them being libertine and one of the addict degenerates (don't know nor care which one) described themselves as libertine as a flex in that fucking stupid "Burning Down the Barns" song, Dax is libertine and has surrounded himself with like minded libertines. Seriously read up on what being a libertine is and their philosophy. They dont have a single problem with pedophilia or child molestation, they only have problems with constraint on their unrestrained pursuit of earthly pleasures. The only rights that matter to a Libertine is their own, and the rights of others really don't when you actually scratch the surface of it. They only use the idea of Libertarianism as a cloak to morally justify their own rampant depravity. Dick's whole passionate defence of depravity is because he himself shamelessly engages in it, his vices might not be the same, but the idea he or his friends should not whole heartedly be free to indulge their carnal whims is core to his beliefs.

Unironically spot on. Charlie Sheen is an openly avowed Libertine. The attitude is exactly the same. Aparently holds similar views regarding CP if Denise Richards is telling the truth.
 
LA Based Comedian out here trying to carve his niche out at the current Mecca of Comedy.

I listen to alot of standups and their podcasts, never once heard of the Great Dax Hererra. Dude can't even break in to the E List of funny. He thinks he's edgy with his takes and there are people above him that say more fucked up shit and are successful.

Nobody important knows Dax. Ffs Boogie was his big draw recently. Sad! Add Great Value Ron Jeremy to the list of people trying to make it in a crowded profession in a very specific part of America.

Funny that the only thing that he gets about Hollywood is that famous people diddle kids, shoulda befriended an Epstien instead of a Digi...could have advanced your career.

Continue the cope and age out. I'll put your candle on the Menorah with Gunt and Grug.
 
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Josh is 100% spot on. No more Twitter for you Dick.

The "hill to die on" thing is weird for him to flip when it is such a hot-button topic. He would figuratively have to destroy everyone but people that like that kind of thing. Yes the topic is so fucking toxic I wont even refer to it by name.

I am genuinely stuck on how to proceed with the parodies about this degenerate now, how do you take a joke like this and make it funny?
 
The "hill to die on" thing is weird for him to flip when it is such a hot-button topic. He would figuratively have to destroy everyone but people that like that kind of thing. Yes the topic is so fucking toxic I wont even refer to it by name.

I am genuinely stuck on how to proceed with the parodies about this degenerate now, how do you take a joke like this and make it funny?
Fuck it you can use the gay ageplay joke I made about him and Digi, tweak it just it enough to make him look super pathetic and you can make it work.
 
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