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gaarashatan said:
hey so, i met a guy who is super into fighting games and even knew of phil and his turbo days cause he follows the fgc and stuff.

but he doesnt know much about phil besides turbo and the port. so i linked him that mortal kombat look at my skeletons bitch video cause its pretty funny.

anyone got any other good moments/videos i can show him of his fighting game antics
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DSP's main legacy. It's all your new friend needs to know.
 
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I have a small amount of hope that Phil will pick up the Riot fighting game when it comes out, mostly because he'll see it as easy pickings for all the LoL kiddies who've never played a fighting game before.

If there's one fighting game that's going to rip the genre away from being repellent to a larger audience, it'll be that one. But I highly doubt we'll see the Gout Lord debase himself with something actually popular.
 
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Just a reminder, Phil has been lurking kiwifarms at least since 2017.

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Random Paladin said:
I wonder how long it will be before they expand into Renton?
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Sorry, but I'm not about to trust a tweet from a self-proclaimed "meme economist" that writes for Townhall, no matter how much I would love for an angry mob of black people to accost DSP as he chews on his fingers outside of a Fred Meyer.
 
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Zeelpulp said:
Where were you when Dsp dominated and buttfucked every board on 4chan for some reason ...back in the day ...so he told us in a long long ago vid..."dude i bet Dsp could outsmart and beat up like 3 of our dads at once!!!.. kikiferners on suicide watch at the idiot forum...GOTEM
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Yup. Phil "completely DESTROYED all the 4chan trolls and made them look like little children!"
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How you might ask? Why of course by Brave Sir Robin's le epic 'bravely ran away' tactic :lol:
Timestamped @ 10m03s, also @ 6m40s he unequips all his gear so they can't trolls him by breaking his equipment.
Phil riding high on his "victory" over 4chan
 
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Croppered said:
I have a small amount of hope that Phil will pick up the Riot fighting game when it comes out, mostly because he'll see it as easy pickings for all the LoL kiddies who've never played a fighting game before.

If there's one fighting game that's going to rip the genre away from being repellent to a larger audience, it'll be that one. But I highly doubt we'll see the Gout Lord debase himself with something actually popular.
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i really hope so, but it'll be on PC (i'd think) and the rotting bag of flesh can't sit at a computer AND put a fightstick in his lap, he'd probably die.

It's gonna be MVCI/DBFZ all over again where he plays once, says stuff is cool and can win more than he loses since its day 1, then people will get better fast as we aren't in 2003 where theres a small population of players who evolve slowly.

He'll complain more and more and do 3-5 streams max before complaining about lag/imbalance/scrubby tactics.

I think the game is still pretty far out though.
 
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I've been watching some videos of Phil getting his ass kicked in various fighting games lately and I watched this one that starts with a match where Phil's inputs are exposed. The match ends with Phil screaming about how his "fireball didn't come out twice in a row" and if you pause the video at 3m52s to 3m55s you can clearly see that twice in a row he pressed: Down, Forward, Attack and on both attempts he completely skips pressing Down-Forward.
I think it's just a little mind-numbing for me after a while hearing Phil continuously shouting "IT DROPPED MY INPUTS!", "I didn't do that! I'M NOT DOING THAT!", "I'M BLOCKING", and of course "CAN'T BLOCK!" For some reason I tend to assume he's just lying and pushed the wrong thing or tapped an input at the last second but is aware of how he fucked up and is lying about it. It makes the videos funnier for me having this reminder that Phil is so terrible at video games he can't even press the right direction consistently on a game he has been playing for 15+ years and he has no idea all his failures are because he's executing button presses incorrectly. He can't do a fucking Hadouken consistently. Every time he screams "That was 'Super'", No, it wasn't Phil, because you are dogshit at video games.
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Prince Lotor said:
I've been watching some videos of Phil getting his ass kicked in various fighting games lately and I watched this one that starts with a match where Phil's inputs are exposed. The match ends with Phil screaming about how his "fireball didn't come out twice in a row" and if you pause the video at 3m52s to 3m55s you can clearly see that twice in a row he pressed: Down, Forward, Attack and on both attempts he completely skips pressing Down-Forward.
I think it's just a little mind-numbing for me after a while hearing Phil continuously shouting "IT DROPPED MY INPUTS!", "I didn't do that! I'M NOT DOING THAT!", "I'M BLOCKING", and of course "CAN'T BLOCK!" For some reason I tend to assume he's just lying and pushed the wrong thing or tapped an input at the last second but is aware of how he fucked up and is lying about it. It makes the videos funnier for me having this reminder that Phil is so terrible at video games he can't even press the right direction consistently on a game he has been playing for 15+ years and he has no idea all his failures are because he's executing button presses incorrectly. He can't do a fucking Hadouken consistently. Every time he screams "That was 'Super'", No, it wasn't Phil, because you are dogshit at video games.
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Phil always gets stomped in fighting games. His advanced age means his reaction time is diminished, so Mr. Reactionary game play is really Mr Magoo.

If/when Phil wins, he's God's gift to fighting games.

When he loses.... The excuses flow. Lag, lag tactics, I didn't do that, I can't blahk, that was super, that was three-sixty, he shouldn't hit me!

Like in real life, he can't ever hold a legitimate L. Shit sucks, and you don't get your way... Here's an L.

No, sir! Here's an arbitrary reason why I didn't legitimately lose!

Fuck you, you lose, hold the L. The insulated world of Phil dictates that he can't lose, aside from ahnline tactics (that actual pros can account for and modify their play to make up for it)...
 
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Schmeckel said:
Phil always gets stomped in fighting games. His advanced age means his reaction time is diminished, so Mr. Reactionary game play is really Mr Magoo.

If/when Phil wins, he's God's gift to fighting games.

When he loses.... The excuses flow. Lag, lag tactics, I didn't do that, I can't blahk, that was super, that was three-sixty, he shouldn't hit me!

Like in real life, he can't ever hold a legitimate L. Shit sucks, and you don't get your way... Here's an L.

No, sir! Here's an arbitrary reason why I didn't legitimately lose!

Fuck you, you lose, hold the L. The insulated world of Phil dictates that he can't lose, aside from ahnline tactics (that actual pros can account for and modify their play to make up for it)...
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And because he can't lose he can't grow. Everyone loses some times, most people lose all the time and are barely hanging on. It's these losses that show us what we're doing wrong in our lives, what we could improve, what we do poorly. To a narcissist like Phil however there is no growth, there is no improving, and he did nothing wrong. This is why he's stuck playing video games he hates for a living, and this is also likely why he's such a massive manchild as it probably is what's arresting his maturity as well.

Recently I reviewed the Howard and John Rambo podcast or whatever that they did talking about DSP, and I'm pretty sure not being able to take an L and see himself as doing something wrong is why he lost those friendships too. I mean John literally says "All he did was talk to me about being in shows, all he has to do is call me and have it not be about doing another show with him", so what does DSP say? "Call him?! He's the one who cut off communications to me! Texts are perfectly fine! It's the modern era! Text messages are how I talked to my mom wife before I rushed to move her in!" All you had to do was say you were sorry and give the dude a call Phil.
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
And because he can't lose he can't grow. Everyone loses some times, most people lose all the time and are barely hanging on. It's these losses that show us what we're doing wrong in our lives, what we could improve, what we do poorly. To a narcissist like Phil however there is no growth, there is no improving, and he did nothing wrong. This is why he's stuck playing video games he hates for a living, and this is also likely why he's such a massive manchild as it probably is what's arresting his maturity as well.

Recently I reviewed the Howard and John Rambo podcast or whatever that they did talking about DSP, and I'm pretty sure not being able to take an L and see himself as doing something wrong is why he lost those friendships too. I mean John literally says "All he did was talk to me about being in shows, all he has to do is call me and have it not be about doing another show with him", so what does DSP say? "Call him?! He's the one who cut off communications to me! Texts are perfectly fine! It's the modern era! Text messages are how I talked to my mom wife before I rushed to move her in!" All you had to do was say you were sorry and give the dude a call Phil.
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DSP often says on stream he doesn't "have time" to maintain friendships, and mentioned before that he tried to include his friends in his content so he could spend time with them. That kind of ridiculously selfish attitude is why he doesn't have any anymore.
 
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The Goutsketeer said:
DSP often says on stream he doesn't "have time" to maintain friendships, and mentioned before that he tried to include his friends in his content so he could spend time with them. That kind of ridiculously selfish attitude is why he doesn't have any anymore.
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Phil doesn't have time for anything other than shtreems, babysitting shtreems to his archive, and family time. He can't have friends, acquaintances, neighbors.... Anyone that requires more than a second of time, he cannot afford.
 
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Schmeckel said:
Phil doesn't have time for anything other than shtreems, babysitting shtreems to his archive, and family time. He can't have friends, acquaintances, neighbors.... Anyone that requires more than a second of time, he cannot afford.
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Yet he can take a day off to go "shopping" with Khet. Then again, he probably spends all of his "free time" on WWE champions.
 
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