Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[CwChalk]

You make a great point there, and it got me thinking of it from another angle. When you're kids, up to early teens, the world's a mystery you start to quickly uncover. Normally you learn the risque details of life from your friends in school, and whispering on the playground. Be it an amazing action movie, a new album, or even what sexual phrases exist, there's usually a similar-aged scholar among your friends. Before you know it, all the ten year olds are dropping their favorite movie quotes, claiming they had 'foreplay' last night, and calling each other faggot without knowing what the word means.

Chris doesn't have this. What did he talk about to his gal pals? I can imagine the girls talking sex, drugs, rock n roll, politics, clothes, and cars, and Chris just sitting there, oblivious, or trying to force the dialogue to Pokemon, or I Love Lucy.

How was he so impervious to culture in school? You get bullied if you enjoy The Love Boat or Gilligan's Island when the other 80s kids are watching Rambo. Surely you learn and feign interest even if its just for camouflage.

Huh, I never considered this aspect before.

How old was he when pokemon became a thing, 15 or 16? So he got into a children's show and card game in high school, an age where a lot of his peers were probably just getting their first job and planning ahead for college or university. It's not too unusual, there was always a few groups of young teenagers who got into card games like Magic and gathered to play at hobby stores. Chris took this a step further by dressing up as the show's main character and for a time wore a costume every friday, which is something one would expect of a child. I doubt he was able to relate to his high school gal pals on any level if the extent of his life experience at that point were just things that kids 6-7 years younger were playing or discovering. Even with his gal pals around he was still kinda isolated.

Fast forward to now, now as an adult his nostalgia for his childhood has been replaced with a nostalgia for high school. He can't even relate with adults 10 years younger than him, the extent of his life experience now are things most adults either don't care for or grew out of years ago and have pressing day to day responsibilities. I guess without having consistent friends there was no influence of any sort to help keep him on an even keel or grow, and without anything to look forward to he instead looked to the past to a time when had people resembling friends. With his childhood memories being nothing more than fragmented moments of uncertain clarity, his teens are something he can remember sequentially. He only changed in very minute ways, and when you don't make changes that matter, you stagnate.

Edited for corrections. God damn it I swear I'm developing dyslexia as I get older.

 

[Tiger Tanaka]

I should add one caveat that I was speaking of 70s, 80s, and 90s kids. The ones of today enjoy the internet, youtube, and things like dank memes to teach them the real ins and outs of life. Chris on the other hand would have been getting his knowledge from Borb and the 1950s it seems.

 

[Tikbalang]

Huh, I never considered this aspect before.

How old was he when pokemon became a thing, 15 or 16? So he got into a children's show and card game in high school, an age where a lot of his peers were probably just getting their first job and planning ahead for college or university. It's not too unusual, there was always a few groups of young teenagers who got into card games like Magic and gathered to play at hobby stores. Chris took this a step further by dressing up as the show's main character and for a time wore a costume every friday, which is something one would expect of a child. I doubt he was able to relate to his high school gal pals on any level if the extent of his life experience at that point were just things that kids 6-7 years younger were playing or discovering. Even with his gal pals around he was still kinda isolated.

Fast forward to now, now as an adult his nostalgia for his childhood has been replaced with a nostalgia for high school. He can't even relate with adults 10 years younger than him, the extent of his life experience now are things most adults either don't care for or grew out of years ago and have pressing day to day responsibilities. I guess without having consistent friends there was no influence of any sort to help keep him on an even keel or grow, and without anything to look forward to he instead looked to the past to a time when had people resembling friends. With his childhood memories being nothing more than fragmented moments of uncertain clarity, his teens are something he can remember sequentially. He only changed in very minute ways, and when you don't make changes that matter, you stagnate.

Edited for corrections. God damn it I swear I'm developing dyslexia as I get older.

Chris is a late bloomer mentally. Bob made a mistake on raising him: he didn't let Chris make his own friends.

 

[boat_rocker]

this is probably a dumb question, but I figured I'd throw it out there anyways. I always hear chris in older videos saying "god and the bear" or "godbear", is there something I'm missing here? I've tried looking around and see it being referenced to but I never see why or what the hell chris even means. but if its just chris being chris then I feel played for a fool.

 

[Spooky Bones]

this is probably a dumb question, but I figured I'd throw it out there anyways. I always hear chris in older videos saying "god and the bear" or "godbear", is there something I'm missing here? I've tried looking around and see it being referenced to but I never see why or what the hell chris even means. but if its just chris being chris then I feel played for a fool.

"Call me by the real name that God and the bear has given me throughout my whole life." -Chris to Liquid
It's a reference to the musical bear changing his name, and him saying basically that only he was named by God and the bear to be Christian Weston Chandler, formerly Christopher Weston Chandler, and nobody else meets those criteria, he's a very special boy.

 

[boat_rocker]

"Call me by the real name that God and the bear has given me throughout my whole life." -Chris to Liquid

of course chris takes this seriously, what an insignificant event that would not have an affect on anyone but OPL. thanks so much

 

[Broseph]

"Call me by the real name that God and the bear has given me throughout my whole life." -Chris to Liquid
It's a reference to the musical bear changing his name, and him saying basically that only he was named by God and the bear to be Christian Weston Chandler, formerly Christopher Weston Chandler, and nobody else meets those criteria, he's a very special boy.

GodJesus and the Bear!

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

One time both DSP and Chris streamed the same game, and DSP was on easy mode, and DSP completely got his ass kicked while Chris won the level.

interesting, what game was that?
Thats gotta be the lowest point of a letsplayer career, getting beaten by a certified mongoloid. No wonder that guy is a cow.

This reminded me that Chris once streamed (Although he forgot to plug in his fucking mic) himself playing the intro mission to Destiny. As someone who has wasted ungodly amounts of time in Destiny and FPS games in general, I physically cringed watching Chris play. He slowly meanders from room to room, constantly pulling out his Ghost to either check his waypoints or just pulling him out whenever he starts talking. I don't think I saw him hipfire once in the entire video, and he has no sense of recoil control to the point his screen shoots up to the ceiling whenever he fires a shotgun. He only sprinted or crouched when prompted, opting instead to slowly walk across the level. He spent about five seconds trying to line up a head shot on a fucking dreg, only for it to take about half his health because Chris was trying to shoot it from another room and he couldn't control the recoil after the initial shot. He constantly tried to melee enemies despite them clearly being out of melee range, so he'd just awkwardly walk towards them while spamming his melee. When he got the alert he leveled up and unlocked a subclass ability, he spent a grand total of about 10 seconds exploring his subclass chart before getting bored. The worst part was the "boss" fight with the Fallen captain. Chris has no idea how shields work in Destiny so he tries chipping away at the captain's shield with small bursts from far away because he still doesn't know how to control his recoil, only for the captain to strafe behind cover and regen his shield while Chris just stand around like a retard. An enemy which even the least skilled of players could kill in less than five seconds took Chris almost a minute. On the bright side, I didn't have to listen to whatever God awful commentary Chris was spewing.

Sounds a lot like i would play fps games when i was like 8 and didn't even understand games at all lol.
Makes sense that he is super slow, he is kinda stuck at that mental age himself, but even a dummy kid could get a grasp of a game like that, given some time, eventually.

I am kinda curious on how low functioning Chris actually is, so my doubts about him beating games actually tie with to that. I personally feel he is not even close to being as retarded as people think or how he makes it out to be. He plays it up and clowns for the audience because he learned that gets him validation on the internet and his parents are negligent as fuck but if he had better care growing up he might be relatively normal and could maybe live on its own and manage basic tasks better without embarrassing himself every three minutes, it honestly seems that before he found the internet he was kinda stable, but he had all the wrong stimilus and influences.

I've had friends with siblings that are very far on the spectrum and those could not even handle Pokemon for shit, they'd get confused with the most basic mundane stuff, even just understanding language and basic numbers at preschool level was hard so being able to beat a Sonic game might as well be the same as learning advanced calculus to them, and that after a ton of proper medical care and proper parenting for their condition which Chris doesn't even seem to have yet he manages to do more stuff than the bottom rung of autismos.

There are videos of him way younger playing the pokemon card games, seems like he knows the rules and probably understand the games as well as all the retarded lore, if he actually plays and beats those games , at least from my point of view he is far from the worse of them when it comes to autism. It makes it sadder because he could have been salvageable but it also not because it means that beside being an autist he is also a moron with inflated ego so his handicap doesn't excuse all his shitty behaviour. He understand enough to not elicit the same degree of empathy i could have for other mentally challenged cases.

 

[Tiger Tanaka]

There are videos of him way younger playing the pokemon card games, seems like he knows the rules and probably understand the games as well as all the retarded lore, if he actually plays and beats those games , at least from my point of view he is far from the worse of them when it comes to autism. It makes it sadder because he could have been salvageable but it also not because it means that beside being an autist he is also a moron with inflated ego so his handicap doesn't excuse all his shitty behaviour. He understand enough to not elicit the same degree of empathy i could have for other mentally challenged cases.

I think I read on the Cwcki or elsewhere that people of the gameplace observed Chris had no skill for deck building or the synergy of cards, but often played brute force or simplistic decks. I could be wrong, but it rings a bell.

As for Christian's intellect. Chris is the kind of person who can't figure out how to climb a wall, be it by using his arms and legs, or by thinking about making a ladder or just digging under it. Rather, Chris is sly and wily. He'll cry, pout, or claim the wall is offensive to autistics in the hope someone else will hoist him over it, knock it down, or believe his tales that he climbed over it before when nobody was looking.

When you think high functioning and low functioning, from my (VERY LIMITED) experience, this is a vast scale. Try to imagine the Mariana Trench. Chris is a Goblin Shark, halfway down. There's a lot of fish above him, but plenty below... and he's also really fucking ugly

 

[CWCinbed]

At the mental state Chris is currently in, I kinda feel like the documentaries (Geno, GiBi, etc.) on him are doing no good. I mean yeah, it's giving us more content and he's sorta more in the limelight now, but in the end it's just attracting faggot enablers and we.ens.

 

[Tikbalang]

I think I read on the Cwcki or elsewhere that people of the gameplace observed Chris had no skill for deck building or the synergy of cards, but often played brute force or simplistic decks. I could be wrong, but it rings a bell.

As for Christian's intellect. Chris is the kind of person who can't figure out how to climb a wall, be it by using his arms and legs, or by thinking about making a ladder or just digging under it. Rather, Chris is sly and wily. He'll cry, pout, or claim the wall is offensive to autistics in the hope someone else will hoist him over it, knock it down, or believe his tales that he climbed over it before when nobody was looking.

When you think high functioning and low functioning, from my (VERY LIMITED) experience, this is a vast scale. Try to imagine the Mariana Trench. Chris is a Goblin Shark, halfway down. There's a lot of fish above him, but plenty below... and he's also really fucking ugly

Chris is a type of player who prefer games with simpler mechanics.

• Tetris over Call of Duty. One is rotating blocks and the other is getting killed in a minute
• Pokeman Go over main games: One is about throwing pokeballs while the other is about thinking the next move
• TSSSF over Yu-Gi-Oh or Magic: One is about placing cards while the other is getting overwhelmed with combos.

 

[GherkinRealness]

Christine stands at the entrance of her home. It's a cold, damp winter's afternoon, the sun starting to set the sky a dim purple hue, laced with shreds of dark grey cloud. Around her, several boxes, damp and soft from the pitter-patter of rain, holds the only remnants of the CWC museum. Drawings, figurines, relics of the past, all coated in a grim concoction of dust and rainwater.

With Barb gone, she knew things would be hard, but she never envisioned anything like this. Her plans to sell the house and get her own flat crumbled the moment the lawyers informed her that she had been left not a penny to her name after the troll bankers robbed her dead mother's accounts. When they told Christine she'd have to use her savings, she remembered the look on their faces. Shock. Judgement. Pity.

The protest and Internet campaign had failed. She only raised $4000. Her trolls had clearly hacked the fundraising website, leaving her true and honest fans with nowhere to donate. And don't get her started on her allies in c197...

Christine concluded that, despite all her efforts, all her strength, all her powers, she was destined to be sabotaged by those around her. Whether unknowingly or traitorous, the all powerful goddess was left on her own in dimension 1218.

She heard a cat mew from the garden. Despite all her efforts, none of her pets were wanting to accompany Christine. The cats made a break for freedom and the dogs were rehoused.

The skip in the driveway was the fifth one to have been delivered. The inside of the house now virtually empty and ready for demolition.

Pattie's grave, dilapidated and overrun with weeds, reminded her of happier times. Times with people who loved her, a simple era of light hearted cartoons and an aura of hope and opportunity.

She sighed.

Suddenly, the prospect of the merge, of rejoining her parents, of blissful ignorance, was all gone. All she felt was a heavy burden perched on her shoulders, pushing her body downwards. Alone.

Huddled up, her arms wrapped around her legs, she clenched her eyes tight, only feeling the droplets splashing on the back of her shirt. She focused in desperation - meditating hard. This was always the point in TV shows where, at the hero's darkest moment, salvation arrives and a happy ending is finally achieved! This was fact, and everything associated with the merge's prophecy pointed towards this very moment!

But nothing came. Only darkness and thick, black clouds. As Christine continued to focus, it broke away to a flood of remorse and regret. She couldn't hide, there was no TV or game to retreat to. As the rain began filling up the boxes, ruining her consoles and notepads, her brain sought any and all opportunities to not face the reality of her situation head - on. Her eyes opened when she realised.

Christine sat up and looked at her phone. 4%.

With a sigh, she looked through her contacts list. The text was simple. The response was quick.

Sockness : don't worry, mummy... Your little baby Jacob will be right there xxx

Christine didn't smile, but she felt safe. And that was enough.

 

[AsianChris]

SHUT IT DOWN! THEY FOUND US!

Archive: https://archive.fo/RxrFR

 

[Rikka Takarada 2]

I think I read on the Cwcki or elsewhere that people of the gameplace observed Chris had no skill for deck building or the synergy of cards, but often played brute force or simplistic decks. I could be wrong, but it rings a bell.

Well, when your parents are as incapable of socially adjusting you as Chris's were, you're probably not used to having to really think about (or work for) anything. So why shouldn't he just be able to make simplistic decks and win by showing up rather than putting actual thought into anything?

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

I think I read on the Cwcki or elsewhere that people of the gameplace observed Chris had no skill for deck building or the synergy of cards, but often played brute force or simplistic decks. I could be wrong, but it rings a bell.

Yeah, that was the Mimms and Lucas Q&A. He was completely terrible at deck building, which is doubly hilarious because he tried to claim that as a transferable skill on his resume.

 

[Tikbalang]

Yeah, that was the Mimms and Lucas Q&A. He was completely terrible at deck building, which is doubly hilarious because he tried to claim that as a transferable skill on his resume.

I guarantee that deck has at least one dark magician, blue eyes white dragon, and the exodia.

 

[Mr. 0]

I hope Chris pays the price.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Yeah, that was the Mimms and Lucas Q&A. He was completely terrible at deck building, which is doubly hilarious because he tried to claim that as a transferable skill on his resume.

View attachment 1527278

It sounds of cute when it says “he would lose to small children and rarely made it past the first round”. To me, it sounded like he was letting him win.

Now I wonder if he knows that he is a real life Yu-Gi-Oh! card.

 

[Tiger Tanaka]

Yeah, that was the Mimms and Lucas Q&A. He was completely terrible at deck building, which is doubly hilarious because he tried to claim that as a transferable skill on his resume.

View attachment 1527278

lol it so reads like a Rocky Movie.

CHRISSY I

Apollo Cash, disappointed that Yugi Moto won't be able to take part in a Yu Gi tournament, picks a random contender from the worst possible players for an exhibition match in Virginia. He finds a player whose nickname intrigues him, "The Transgender Pretender." Chris, to get in shape for the game, enlists the help of retired Duel Monsters trainer, Patti-Chan. With the aid of enablers and white knights, they donate enough money for Chris to buy a decent deck, and teach him to read, and not to burp or fart during promotional interviews. On the night of the big fight, Chris sleeps in, feels tired, stress sighs, and shouts at his cat.

CHRISSY II

Wanting a rematch, Apollo Cash starts to slander Chris chan by calling him a homo, and mailing pickles to his house. Chris, having blown his money, says he needs fresh funds to pay for his Blues Eyes White Dragon's medicine bill. To make matters worse, Chris fucks his mother to try and get the baby sister he always wanted. Barb, thinking this might be a good way to milk child support from Chris, agrees. Sadly, the birth sends Barb into a coma, and the baby is revealed to be 9 months of indigestion. Realizing this is his chance to turn his life around, Chris makes a deck by drawing sonichus on stale crackers, and hoping nobody notices. The fight goes harsh for Chris, who for fifteen rounds is absolutely annihilated, until finally, his musk causes Apollo Cash to feel nausea.

Chris wins Yu-Gi-Oh!
Freeze frame like Rocky with dozens of small kids reaching up to touch him as he punches the sky
"Yo, Julaaaaay. We did it!"

CHRISSY III

The fame of Christian's win causes him to get complacent. A new opponent arrives on the scene, called Clubber Surfshack. After calling out Chris, by insulting his mother, father, lifestyle, artwork, and finally, stating the merge is bullshit, Chris accepts a new Duel Monsters match. Chris loses almost immediately and curls up in a ball. To make matters worse, Patti-Chan dies in the locker room after weighing up the benefits of suicide. Apollo Cash appears, saying he lost the eye of the Sonichu, and he needs to get it back. He tries to help Chris by teaching him how to read, play the card game, and how to build a good deck. Chris assumes anything helpful but requiring effort must be trolling, so he just waits for Surfshack Tito to die of natural causes.

CHRISSY IV

Molvanía breaks its Cold War isolationism to enter the Duel Monsters scene. Ivy Drago, Molvanian Communist killing machine challenges Apollo Cash to a game of Duel Monsters. Chris doesn't care, as he's ebegging to buy Barb an impractical 1980s Robot. Apollo Cash dies in the game, after slipping and hitting his head whilst dancing to James Brown. The USA bans Duel Monsters as a sport as it's considered too deadly. Chris makes a card that protests the decision, and offers to travel to Molvanía to duel Ivy Drago personally, though secretly he's just hoping for sex. When he realises how far it is, he tries to cancel the match, and talk Ivy into dueling him in Cwcville. The fight is postponed when Barb's impractical 80s robot catches fire and burns down the house.

CHRISSY V

Chris has a brief moment of lucidity and realises he lives in a slum with a corpse, a bunch of animals that hate him, and his best days (which were pretty awful) are far behind him. Sonichu gets bullied in school.

CHRISSY VI

A computer simulation puts Yugi Moto up against Chris Chan to depict who would win. Like Sid Meier's Civilization fucking up Ghandi's pacifism, the computer cannot handle Yugi's 101% chance of victory, so picks Chris as the winner. This gets the experts talking, who host a game of Duel Monsters between the icons. Chris''s son, Sonichu, says he's embarassed about the whole ordeal, and how Chris raped him under the Idea Guy's influence. Eventually Chris reconciles with his son by threatening to rape him again if he defies his Godlike destiny. The fight ends with Chris losing to Yugi when he tries to kiss Tea Gardner without her permission, and is evicted from the premises.

CASH I & II

The illegitimate son of Apollo Cash, Clyde Cash turns up, asking Chris to train him. Chris refuses to speak to a darkie, killing the franchise.



my autism made me type this

 

[judge claude frollo]

guys this might seem like a really retarded question but maybe someone can help me understand.

What's up with Chris's body type? He has a fat middle, but his legs and arms seem to be smaller than the rest of his gorged up body. He looks kinda similar to those starving Ethiopian kids with distended stomachs. Would his diet of unhealthy foods make him look like this?