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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
Damn I’ve been out of the loop but he really didn’t side with Edelgard in his three houses run. That’s so funny, I think I predicted months ago he would miss the secret condition to be able to side with her because he just doesn’t give a fuck, but I’m surprised one of his dregs didn’t give him a warning
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They probably forgot the magic words, "$$$"
 
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Yo I'm late as to this but whoever linked the ol' fart narcissist doc has me all fucked up. He has all kinds of supplies to link with DSP and it really gives me a better understanding of just about everything with the pig. Made me stop thinking into Phil's weird ass antics.

Probably why even just thinking of trying to see any of his content as of late, just makes me exhausted.
 
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PreferredPenne said:
With the restaurant discussion currently going on, it seems like as good a time as any to dig up this old thread.

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That reminds me of one of my favorite DSP analogies: Phil the local theater manager.
Sparkletor said:
Lets go back to the DSP theater analogy.

First, people need to pay upfront for the manager to even agree to play the movie.

If that happens the manager will ask for people to pay again. Those who pay up will get to pick the movie.

Before the movie starts the manager comes out and talks. First he says he'll have to close the theater if he doesn't get more money. Then he tells the people what movies he'll be showing next week along with the days and times. He says just wait in a couple of months the really good movies will be coming out but you need to watch the not so good ones now. He talks about how the other theaters in town are run by idiots who are already rich and don't deserve their money anyways. He tells them to ignore the journalists who write articles about how the popcorn is stale and there are cockroaches in the bathroom. He brags about his wife. He tells everyone how hard it is to do his job day after day. He then announces that he won't screen the movie the people paid to see because he saw it once and didn't like it. And no he won't play any independent films or the popular movies that the other theaters are showing because it is all Hollywood hype.

The movie starts and it's an old film that everyone's seen before. Not a classic or necessarily a good movie. The audience loses interest and begins to talk amongst themselves. The manager meanwhile is walking down the aisles asking for tips. He hears people talking and throws a few out of the theater while announcing loudly how stupid they are for giving him money. The people who tip him are allowed to talk.

The manager keeps shouting that the movie is terrible and the director is an idiot. Only stupid sheep like this movie.

The audience is unhappy and bored with the film. Some begin to complain. The manager responds with telling them it is a personal problem and it's their own fault for not telling him what movie to screen.

Before the movie is over the manager shuts of the projector and goes on a rant how he'll never play this movie again. He throws the reels of film in a dumpster.

He then thanks everyone and reminds them to come back tomorrow night. And don't forget to buy t-shirts and coffee mugs on your way out.

The next day the audience comes back.
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The Goutsketeer said:
Yet he can take a day off to go "shopping" with Khet. Then again, he probably spends all of his "free time" on WWE champions.
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Indeed. He makes enough to where he could coast off of one stream a day, monday through friday, and have the entire weekend to himself. The streams don't even have to be that long, maybe 4 hours, in the evening, the equivalent of a part-time job but with full-time pay. Plenty of time to clean, exercise, shop, and maintain his equipment. But that isn't enough to sate his greed, gin, and gacha addiction. Phil continues to manufacture his own misery.
 
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And you know, it's not even just that he wears the stupid vest and looks like a clown, it's also the begging to continue the streak. That Phil thinks this makes us pissed is hilarious. It's just an excuse for him to further turn his stream in to a beg-a-thon. Mind you not encouraging the streak, but I'd be shocked if OnlyIcedCoffee isn't a troll and if he isn't a troll then he's seriously dense to think making Phil look like a clown is dunking on 'da haters'.
 
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I was just thinking about Phil’s rant tonight and I was thinking If I had a son who was like 11 or 12 or something and I had to decide on a streamer to watch and give him $5 or so months to sub for I think it would be Dr. Disrespect. He makes high production quality content, it’s geared for teens, he could feel like he is in some champions club or whatever it’s called, and I don’t think he would be taken advantage of. All things considered for a streamer that’s not too bad.

Phil on the other hand I would never let my theoretical kid watch. I’d feel like he would be emotionally manipulated and guilted by a 40 year old man and would pick up a whole bunch of toxic behavior that would really hurt him later in life. Phil says he is an authentic guy and not a character or a sellout, but if the real you is a garbage person is that really something to brag about?

TheKatIsNowGone said:
And you know, it's not even just that he wears the stupid vest and looks like a clown, it's also the begging to continue the streak. That Phil thinks this makes us pissed is hilarious. It's just an excuse for him to further turn his stream in to a beg-a-thon. Mind you not encouraging the streak, but I'd be shocked if OnlyIcedCoffee isn't a troll and if he isn't a troll then he's seriously dense to think making Phil look like a clown is dunking on 'da haters'.
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From watching him I think onlyicedcoffee isn’t a 100% true believer fan. It’s been talked about before where stream regulars are on a spectrum with king michael and derich and papavera are on one end of truly believing fans and then people like dragonquestfan and philly buckeye and pwdubs on the other end of pretty much just being ironic fans there to laugh at Phil. I think onlyicedcoffee is mocking him a little playing up the vest streak and beating the trolls and doesn’t believe all of phils shit.
 
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Random Paladin said:
Indeed. He makes enough to where he could coast off of one stream a day, monday through friday, and have the entire weekend to himself. The streams don't even have to be that long, maybe 4 hours, in the evening, the equivalent of a part-time job but with full-time pay. Plenty of time to clean, exercise, shop, and maintain his equipment. But that isn't enough to sate his greed, gin, and gacha addiction. Phil continues to manufacture his own misery.
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Streaming longer has never helped Phil since he's always relied on the same ~20 paypigs that will dump money at him no matter what. He's the exact type that should only stream when he wants to for brief periods and would get most of the donations he does now.

But, Philip Burnell is a MATURE ADULT who BUSTS HIS ASS all day with no time to do anything and none of us ever forget it.
 
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Ted’s Lolcow Emporium said:
I was just thinking about Phil’s rant tonight and I was thinking If I had a son who was like 11 or 12 or something and I had to decide on a streamer to watch and give him $5 or so months to sub for I think it would be Dr. Disrespect. He makes high production quality content, it’s geared for teens, he could feel like he is in some champions club or whatever it’s called, and I don’t think he would be taken advantage of. All things considered for a streamer that’s not too bad.

Phil on the other hand I would never let my theoretical kid watch. I’d feel like he would be emotionally manipulated and guilted by a 40 year old man and would pick up a whole bunch of toxic behavior that would really hurt him later in life. Phil says he is an authentic guy and not a character or a sellout, but if the real you is a garbage person is that really something to brag about?
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Don't forget that he's the "King of Hate" and also one of the most infamous people on the internet. Why would anyone let their kid watch and follow someone who relishes on hatred and negativity?
 
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How has the vest streak continued this long? I really cannot understand the mindset that the paypigs have. They must have dropped enough money for a car payment at this point.
 
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