Trump Enslavement Syndrome - Orange man good. /r/The_Donald and any public demonstration of rabid pro-Trump enthusiasm in spite of all reason.

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Why won't you say what I want you to say?

I already listed many of Trump's shortcomings. But if you want policy disagreements I have some.

I disliked his letting fauci run the show on corona, he should have actually kept him hidden away from the media. Fauci is enjoying his fame too much.
I wish he didn't appoint so many people who ended up being terrible. But I also wish he had fired all of Obama's guys like every president before him.
I wish he would exercise more discipline on what he posts on Twitter. I don't mind him shit posting, but he makes unforced errors there.
I wish he generally would choose his words more carefully. "Mexico is sending their rapists, criminals, blah blah, but I'm sure some are very good people" was a terrible terrible line.

So other than his Twitter stuff, you wish that he was more Trump-like than Trump already is? You want him to stick it to the Democrats even more because you're an angsty manlet? Also, Fauci is legit one of the top doctors in the nation. He's more qualified than nearly anyone to be assisting in the pandemic. I know you don't like that he's contradicting your Dear Leader, but come on now.

He's a bombastic egomaniac asshole who has bad taste in suits and could probably benefit from laying off the artificial tan and getting a better hairstyle.

If you really feel that way, you probably should spend less defending him, don't you think?

 

[TaimuRadiu]

You're getting trolled, hard.
Also Mexico IS sending their rapists. Less they have to deal with.

Coyotes regularly rape the women they're smuggling into the country.

 

[AnnLurker]

Coyotes regularly rape the women they're smuggling into the country.

Yep, and they are usually Mexican.
Still though, why bother paying to be raped when you can just apply for a visa?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Yep, and they are usually Mexican.
Still though, why bother paying to be raped when you can just apply for a visa?

Applying for a visa isn't cheap. If they're willing to go through the danger of dealing with a coyote, don't you think they really want to be in this country and will be productive?

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Yep, and they are usually Mexican.
Still though, why bother paying to be raped when you can just apply for a visa?

Prompt service.

Applying for a visa isn't cheap. If they're willing to go through the danger of dealing with a coyote, don't you think they really want to be in this country and will be productive?

Considering how they actually act, no.

 

[AnnLurker]

Applying for a visa isn't cheap. If they're willing to go through the danger of dealing with a coyote, don't you think they really want to be in this country and will be productive?

Coyotes cost thousands of dollars and we get lots of legal immigration all the time. Also, no, I don't think they will be productive because they are breaking the law and will do so undoubtedly in the future. And to be fair I don't think a white collar criminal stealing money is any more productive.

 

[Marissa Moira]

There's literally nothing wrong with open borders for Mexico, they are our neighbor after all. Would you be cruel to your next door neighbor and deny them beneficial things just because they were born in the wrong place?

 

[iafiv]

The immigration debate in the US these days is mainly a result of 9/11 and the War on terror warping it into something different.Now immigration and its benefits downsides has been a matter of debate since forever but at least in the immediate pre-9/11 era it was mainly about jobs.Post-9/11 its been mainly about security.There's a reason Trump openend up his speech with 'bringing drugs and crime'.It appeals to latent fears about the 'immigrant'.Hate to say it but 'Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay' is a parodic but somewhat accurate representation of what many americans not just white(although primarily white) think of the 'other'.There is this strong suspicion prevalent not overt except in extreme circumstances(like when a guy in Louisiana shot dead a japanese teen in 92) of the foreigner.After 9/11 this fear has become a bit more overt.Any incident involving a foreigner is amplified to appeal to these latent fears.If we're being honest the odds of getting murdered as a whole are small but logic doesn't work when dealing with issues of fear.You can't suddenly turn the state of Louisiana which has the highest incarceration rate in the US into a paradise.Same here these fears prevail because they've been maintained over decades from generation to generation.

 

[JaneThough]

What is it about Trump that makes people want to guzzle his jizz so hard? He's a failed business man who can't tell the truth if his life depended on it. He's bankrupted almost every business he had, and regularly screwed over small businesses by refusing to pay for their services. He talks big against immigration, but has undocumented immigrants working at his properties to pay them as little as possible. He has fucked over almost everyone he has ever dealt with, even his family, and now is fucking over the entire country. Have Trumptards forgotten that we are still in the middle of a pandemic in which there is no end in sight, while other countries are already coming out the other side. Bill Clinton had to have a huge trial and impeachment for getting his dick sucked, and here almost 200k Americans have died of this disease due to this administrations bungling and Trump's outright refusal to admit this is a serious issue, encouraging his supporters to put themselves in danger to support him. Herman Cain died because Trump held a rally during the center of this pandemic, did not encourage social distancing and did not require masks. I wonder how many more are sick/died from that rally. But who cares? All Trump cares about is his validation. He only gives a shit about the post office because he knows the left is taking this seriously and will be wary to go to the polls, but he is banking that his base, who he has lied to, will put their lives on the line to vote for him.

So like....does his jizz taste really good?

 

[ChikN10der]

So other than his Twitter stuff, you wish that he was more Trump-like than Trump already is? You want him to stick it to the Democrats even more because you're an angsty manlet? Also, Fauci is legit one of the top doctors in the nation. He's more qualified than nearly anyone to be assisting in the pandemic. I know you don't like that he's contradicting your Dear Leader, but come on now.


If you really feel that way, you probably should spend less defending him, don't you think?

Lol, yep, that's it. I just wish he would open the concentration camps already.

So, to recap, Trump is:
Not defunding the post office
Not racist
Not illegally sending troops

Those were your claims I disagreed with, you've moved onto name calling, which is what idiots do when they can't back up their side of an argument.

Melissa Moira, I think you mean well

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I don't understand. WHERE'S THE LOL?

I know right, this thread is not funny. It's fully of overly preachy people who are for and against Trump.

The most laughs I got recently in this thread recently is from @Marissa Moira

I'm sad that r/The_Donald got deleted, there was so much funny to laugh at there.

 

[ChikN10der]

I know right, this thread is not funny. It's fully of overly preachy people who are for and against Trump.

The most laughs I got recently in this thread recently is from @Marissa Moira

I'm sad that r/The_Donald got deleted, there was so much funny to laugh at there.

Dems are currently too seething mad to be funny. Over what, they really can't clearly explain, too mad I guess. Probably mad Trump brought his Jewish in laws to the white house. I have to assume it's all based on antisemitism.

 

[JaneThough]

I know right, this thread is not funny. It's fully of overly preachy people who are for and against Trump.

The most laughs I got recently in this thread recently is from @Marissa Moira

I'm sad that r/The_Donald got deleted, there was so much funny to laugh at there.

r/The_Donald is still around, it's at thedonald.win

Please feel free to bring screen grabs here! I do occasionally, but the stupid is great with them.

Also, RE: Trump racism, dude his company was sued twice in the 70s over racial discrimination and he settled, and he still maintains that even though the Central Park 5 did not commit the crime they went to jail for, they should still be in jail because they're likely guilty of 'something'.

I swear, sometimes it feels like Trumpers only learned of the man when he was on the Apprentice and just flat out refuse to look into his background.

Now the laughs:

They're all still peddling the "Michelle Obama is a tranny" schtick. I mean, it's not like when she was pregnant she was not a public figure and women are generally loathe to share pictures of themselves at that time because they generally look and feel horrible. No, def a tranny. But I don't expect a forum full of basement dwellers to understand much of anything about women except that that's who makes their tendies and calls them a good boy.

Also, nice work using black people as if a single poster there is black.

https://thedonald.win/p/Gv6GJUv9/bigmike-/c/

I do enjoy the free space the Obamas and Clintons take up in their heads, though. Both are barely relevant (Obamas slightly moreso since they were the last admin), you see them mentioned more by Trumpers than anything else.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Dems are currently too seething mad to be funny. Over what, they really can't clearly explain, too mad I guess. Probably mad Trump brought his Jewish in laws to the white house. I have to assume it's all based on antisemitism.

All you've done since Wednesday (your join date) is come in here and cry about how bad the thread is, but you're the reason it sucks for the past few pages.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

r/The_Donald is still around, it's at thedonald.win

Please feel free to bring screen grabs here! I do occasionally, but the stupid is great with them.

Also, RE: Trump racism, dude his company was sued twice in the 70s over racial discrimination and he settled, and he still maintains that even though the Central Park 5 did not commit the crime they went to jail for, they should still be in jail because they're likely guilty of 'something'.

I swear, sometimes it feels like Trumpers only learned of the man when he was on the Apprentice and just flat out refuse to look into his background.

Now the laughs:

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They're all still peddling the "Michelle Obama is a tranny" schtick. I mean, it's not like when she was pregnant she was not a public figure and women are generally loathe to share pictures of themselves at that time because they generally look and feel horrible. No, def a tranny. But I don't expect a forum full of basement dwellers to understand much of anything about women except that that's who makes their tendies and calls them a good boy.

Also, nice work using black people as if a single poster there is black.

https://thedonald.win/p/Gv6GJUv9/bigmike-/c/

I do enjoy the free space the Obamas and Clintons take up in their heads, though. Both are barely relevant (Obamas slightly moreso since they were the last admin), you see them mentioned more by Trumpers than anything else.

Got some more

Where is the funny?!

Spoiler: "Funny Memes"

Also some mask denial

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Can people on the TES thread tell me why Michelle Obama looked like she didn’t want to be talking to people at the DNCC?

It might be me, but is she trying to look like Oprah with that “ V O T E” necklace?

 

[ChikN10der]

All you've done since Wednesday (your join date) is come in here and cry about how bad the thread is, but you're the reason it sucks for the past few pages.

Where did I cry about this thread being bad? I disagreed with another poster, he disagreed back, yada yada, here we are. I've been trying to extract from the people here just what they mean by the things they claim to hate about Trump. So far, unsuccessfully.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

I've been trying to extract from the people here just what they mean by the things they claim to hate about Trump. So far, unsuccessfully.

why? that's not funny.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Where did I cry about this thread being bad? I disagreed with another poster, he disagreed back, yada yada, here we are. I've been trying to extract from the people here just what they mean by the things they claim to hate about Trump. So far, unsuccessfully.

Here's at least 4 people who you've made a point to shit all over for their posts. Yet you don't post anything funny either. This is a TES thread, not a MAGA2020 thread.

Not like us, eh my well endowed fellow travelers? No homo

Did he do that evil ok racism gesture? Fuck, literally shaking RN...

Thanks for playing "Who is the useful idiot again?" You've been a wonderful audience.

Also you have terminal TDS, you don't have to live like this. Seek help.

So let's see some facts, instead of wild accusations with no substance. So far you are doing miserably in that department.

I get that its an election year, but give the spin cycle some rest, or go to another thread if you wanna circle jerk the donald.

 

[ChikN10der]

why? that's not funny.

True. Very true.

The rant I responded to wasn't funny either though, I didn't start the lack of funnies.

So a Chinese dude and a Jewish fellow sit down at a bar. They have a few drinks and get a bit tipsy.
The Jewish guy says "you know, I'm sorry to say it, but I've never really forgiven your people for pearl harbor."
The chinese fellow responds "what? That was Japan, I'm Chinese you idiot!"
The Jewish man says "eh, Chinese, Japanese, it's all the same to me."
They go back to drinking. After another round the Chinese gentleman pipes up "You know... I've never really forgiven your people for sinking the Titanic."
The Jewish guy looks confused, then says "what are you talking about? The Titanic hit an iceberg and sank!"
The Chinese fellow replies "Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"