Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Chariot Of Mara]

So Alex's plan, after the Osana release, is to begin a campaign against the Youtubers who have criticized him, attempting to hide the truth and destroy their credibility publicly on the platform, which will inevitably lead to an incredibly spicy retaliation from the people who make it their job to talk about dumb shits on the internet.

And then following that GALAXY BRAINED public relations move, he wants to consider launching a Kickstarter? He thinks publishers will still be interested in associating themselves with his brand and IP after starting a campaign of harassment against his detractors? God forbid those publishers actually release a game, it reviews poorly, and yandev spergs out on the reviewers.

I thought we'd just get Hate and Shame 2, but I was wrong. We're about to get Hate and Shame: The Eastern Front. Its gonna be a bloodbath.

I sincerely hope the sex doll gets a footnote in all of this with his bullshit excuse about account recovery on the doll forum. Especially since he claimed it was too ridiculous to debunk.

I doubt his precious little ego would allow him to sit through all those 2 hour YouTube videos With “clickbait titles” to actually counter any arguments hence the “Anti-devs will always just irrationally hate me so I won’t bother trying to sway them. I’m just going to sway the fans I already have. That makes sense.”

Editing to avoid double post: Checked the comment section again.

Spoiler: Reddit Again

Oh sweet dumb little children. At the suggestion of Alex watching said videos and picking them apart with commentary in the same fashion said channels did to him. The children think commentary channels are going to give a shit about a manchild clipping their video and saying “In short. Not even true.” And even feel attacked.

 

[Jumbo Morrison]

Wait, what the fuck kind of plan is this!

Only a true intellectual like alex thinks that otresizing the only form of marketing and publicity he has beyond 12 year olds and the mentally disabled is a great idea right before a major crowdfunding campaign. What a cerebral move.

 

[Jazz never died!]

Wait, what the fuck kind of plan is this!

Only a true intellectual like alex thinks that otresizing the only form of marketing and publicity he has beyond 12 year olds and the mentally disabled is a great idea right before a major crowdfunding campaign. What a cerebral move.

He is still trying to make YandereSim a simple game that would of been done in 2 years maybe 3 if you got time to polish the game if it was made by a competent team. But no its made by Alex the guy who stops what hes doing to read his emails and stream vidya. Hell in the time the project started Hideo Kojima finished and released MGS 5. Started his own company and made and released Death Stranding in less than 4 years. Then again Kojima has one of the best game dev teams who have been loyal to him since Policenaughts in the 90s and over 35 years experience making games alone.

 

[Banworld]

The most direct way to do this would be to release a series of videos systematically debunking every false narrative, disproving every untrue accusation, and establishing that the Anti-YandereDev hate community mischaracterized me by spreading misinformation.

Alex, as EvaXephon: "People are saying things about me! I need to publish a list of debunks to own the haters!"
*Alex is mocked*
Alex, as YandereDev: "People are saying things about me! I need to publish a list of debunks to own the haters!"
*Alex is mocked"
Alex, as YandereDev, 6 years later: "People are saying things about me! I need to publish a video series of debunks to own the haters!"

I wonder what will happen this time.

Spoiler

Also, I've begun work on a new OP. No clue as to when it'll come out, the Boogie one took one to two months or so.

 

[ｃｈｌｏｒｉｎｅ]

Alex, as EvaXephon: "People are saying things about me! I need to publish a list of debunks to own the haters!"
*Alex is mocked*
Alex, as YandereDev: "People are saying things about me! I need to publish a list of debunks to own the haters!"
*Alex is mocked"
Alex, as YandereDev, 6 years later: "People are saying things about me! I need to publish a video series of debunks to own the haters!"

I wonder what will happen this time.

Spoiler

Also, I've begun work on a new OP. No clue as to when it'll come out, the Boogie one took one to two months or so.

Can't wait to read your OP when it's done! It's too bad that vertexwindi threw a fit a while back; he could've made a brand new OP for the thread himself...

 

[Jazz never died!]

Alex, as EvaXephon: "People are saying things about me! I need to publish a list of debunks to own the haters!"
*Alex is mocked*
Alex, as YandereDev: "People are saying things about me! I need to publish a list of debunks to own the haters!"
*Alex is mocked"
Alex, as YandereDev, 6 years later: "People are saying things about me! I need to publish a video series of debunks to own the haters!"

I wonder what will happen this time.

Spoiler

Also, I've begun work on a new OP. No clue as to when it'll come out, the Boogie one took one to two months or so.

All i know is i'll be watching enjoying is soyboy voice saying retarded shit while hes jerking off to senpai.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Also, I've begun work on a new OP. No clue as to when it'll come out, the Boogie one took one to two months or so.

Sweet. Although, there are some videos that work decently enough to get people up to speed.

 

[Μusk]

Alex, as EvaXephon: "People are saying things about me! I need to publish a list of debunks to own the haters!"
*Alex is mocked*
Alex, as YandereDev: "People are saying things about me! I need to publish a list of debunks to own the haters!"
*Alex is mocked"
Alex, as YandereDev, 6 years later: "People are saying things about me! I need to publish a video series of debunks to own the haters!"

I wonder what will happen this time.

Spoiler

Also, I've begun work on a new OP. No clue as to when it'll come out, the Boogie one took one to two months or so.

Are you going through this entire thread, because if you are I hope you have people helping you, otherwise you'll spend just as long as Alex going through every post. Looking forward to the new OP though, the one that exists right now is far too outdated and unorganized considering all of the new activity from Alex and Yandere Simulator as of recently.

Edit: Did some calculations
20 posts per page * 2110 pages = 42200 Posts.
Let's say on average you'll spend 20 seconds per post = 844000 total seconds / 60 = 14067 Minutes / 60 = 234.4 Hours.
So if you spend the expected amount of time on the website as a farmer (8 hours) only going through posts non-stop, it will take you around 30 days to go through everything. One month of doing nothing but looking at posts, for 8 hours a day, and this assumes peak efficiency. I'll add an additional 20 days for inefficiency (20 SPP is very generous), 5 days for master debating, and another 5 for compiling data, which leads to a grand total of 60 days.

 

[Brimjack]

After releasing the demo, there will be two immediate concerns:

• Is Osana functionally broken? Do I need to upload emergency bug-fixing builds?
• Is Osana poorly designed? Do I need to re-design any aspects of Osana in response to player feedback?

After addressing these two issues, the next concern would be the determining the timing of the crowdfunding campaign. When would it be okay to launch the campaign?

The crowdfunding campaign can only succeed if the Yandere Simulator fanbase is large and healthy. It is currently difficult to judge the number of Yandere Simulator supporters.

"Is Osana poorly designed?" In short: Yes.

It amazes me how delusional Alex has become, now is the point when everything will start to crumble besides the poor performance meme, the demo will never be on par of the "hype" after six years.

Also Alex logic for the fanbase doesn't make sense, he thinks that since his youtube channel has over 2mil subs that translate to sells or the fact that the "videos" reach certain amount of views that means those are people who would buy the game when it comes out (never) he doesn't realized that even with the following in his subreddit/youtube/twitch there's only a handful of people supporting him on patreon, I really hope he start making "debunk" videos along with the crowfunding campaing so we can see his biggest meltdown yet when everything start to fail for his incompetence.

 

[tamago]

So Alex's plan, after the Osana release, is to begin a campaign against the Youtubers who have criticized him, attempting to hide the truth and destroy their credibility publicly on the platform, which will inevitably lead to an incredibly spicy retaliation from the people who make it their job to talk about dumb shits on the internet.

And then following that GALAXY BRAINED public relations move, he wants to consider launching a Kickstarter? He thinks publishers will still be interested in associating themselves with his brand and IP after starting a campaign of harassment against his detractors? God forbid those publishers actually release a game, it reviews poorly, and yandev spergs out on the reviewers.

I thought we'd just get Hate and Shame 2, but I was wrong. We're about to get Hate and Shame: The Eastern Front. Its gonna be a bloodbath.

It would be the equivalent of Ethan and Hila asking for donations to the FUPA fund after they went in on Keemstar.
Of course they didn't do that, because that's fucking stupid.

 

[Negative Nancy Drew]

So Alex's plan, after the Osana release, is to begin a campaign against the Youtubers who have criticized him, attempting to hide the truth and destroy their credibility publicly on the platform

Well, he fucked that plan over by using DMCA against Sleuth.
Sleuth may be cringe, but you can't DMCA a nigga on Youtube: it turns everyone on Youtube against you for a while.

 

[ｃｈｌｏｒｉｎｅ]

"Is Osana poorly designed?" In short: Yes.

It amazes me how delusional Alex has become, now is the point when everything will start to crumble besides the poor performance meme, the demo will never be on par of the "hype" after six years.

Also Alex logic for the fanbase doesn't make sense, he thinks that since his youtube channel has over 2mil subs that translate to sells or the fact that the "videos" reach certain amount of views that means those are people who would buy the game when it comes out (never) he doesn't realized that even with the following in his subreddit/youtube/twitch there's only a handful of people supporting him on patreon, I really hope he start making "debunk" videos along with the crowfunding campaing so we can see his biggest meltdown yet when everything start to fail for his incompetence.

I remember that when I was lurking this thread two years ago, it took me almost two weeks or so to catch up to the newest posts. Think about someone who's lurking the thread right now...

 

[Μusk]

I remember that when I was lurking this thread two years ago, it took me almost two weeks or so to catch up to the newest posts. Think about someone who's lurking the thread right now...

30 Days.

 

[ｃｈｌｏｒｉｎｅ]

30 Days.

Is that how long it took for you to catch up? Holy shit...

By the way, during those two weeks or so I spent lurking and catching up on this thread, I set aside about two-four hours per day to just read all of the posts here. That's not taking into account all of the time I spent lurking other threads, by the way.

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

I remember that when I was lurking this thread two years ago, it took me almost two weeks or so to catch up to the newest posts. Think about someone who's lurking the thread right now...

30 Days.

I was on around page 200 when I first joined and then my next post I had gotten through all 2000+ pages. Near the more recent postings I was skipping through highlights as I was aware of the data and some of the time lulls. I’d say it took me 3 days to read those 200 posts being generous, and then another 9 to get caught up until now. I also skimmed through more of the text based opinions or faggotry derailing and focused more on postings that contained links and images. So let’s say 14 days. Usually I read during night time because chronic insomnia is a great thing to have. Probably about 4-6 hours . There are also postings throughout that somewhat sum up things that had happened.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

This is why I just read the highlights until I'm caught up with a thread.

 

[Negative Nancy Drew]

I just skip to the front lines and occasionally go back to any particular date that interests me.

 

[ｃｈｌｏｒｉｎｅ]

This is why I just read the highlights until I'm caught up with a thread.

I was lurking before highlights were a thing, so that definitely made things a lot harder for me. Most of the time, I just tried to skim through the posts for all of the good ones.

 

[Μusk]

Is that how long it took for you to catch up? Holy shit...

By the way, during those two weeks or so I spent lurking and catching up on this thread, I set aside about two-four hours per day to just read all of the posts here. That's not taking into account all of the time I spent lurking other threads, by the way.

That's how long I calculated it would take if you read for 8 hours a day for an average of 20 seconds per post. 30 Days to read all 42200 posts.

 

[ｃｈｌｏｒｉｎｅ]

That's how long I calculated it would take if you read for 8 hours a day for an average of 20 seconds per post. 30 Days to read all 42200 posts.

Oh, sorry. A whole month to read this entire thread though sounds like an incredibly arduous task, especially because a huge chunk of this thread is made up of a whole lot of nothing/users repeating things that have already been said.