🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

How much longer will he stall. What a coward

 

[Sam Losco]

Is this fat retard ever going to actually do it?

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Is this fat retard ever going to actually do it?

They are trying to squeeze their paypigs as much as possible so it will take a bit to happen.

 

[Iroha Isshiki]

With his baby on the way, he does need those Ninjets.

Can't believe he called Andy baby. Guess Miami tape could be real

 

[Grim_Autismo]

What's great is we all know his mother has been cutting his hair with a bowl and a tarp in the kitchen.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

His own fanbase has enough contempt for him to just want him to be a circus clown for them, and he considers that success. We hatewatch stream snipes, his fans donate for his humiliation.

How insanely hilarious/depressing

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

Is this fat retard ever going to actually do it?

He is praying to all the gods that the dindus knock out the power for all of virginia.

 

[Sam Losco]

I hope he bitches out.

 

[Vetti]

HURRY THE FUCK UP RALPH. You can't bore us away now.

 

[High Tea]

He says he stopped drinking. Gotta doubt that one.

 

[MediocreMilt]

He says he stopped drinking. Gotta doubt that one.

I mean ten minutes since your last drink is ten minutes since your last drink.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

He says he stopped drinking. Gotta doubt that one.

He said he stopped, then quickly retracted that and said "quit drinking as much"

 

[Disheveled Human]

I think the best thing about Ralph and his unhealthy relationship with the farms is if for instance we started talking about how his hair looks stupid or bad for a page or two, the next killstream he would have his hair fixed up or configured differently or he would put on a hat. If we sat their and made fun of his "slimming" long sleeve shirts he would then put a t-shirt and basketball jersey. So he does in a way take constructive criticism he just never admits it.

You know you fucked up when Donald Trumps hair looks better. Looks like he glued a dead squirrel on his head.

Ralph listening to us again.

 

[Glade Candles]

It's about to start, get in now:

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He says he stopped drinking. Gotta doubt that one.

I thought the same thing, he was reading a superchat.

 

[ClipBitch]

He says he stopped drinking. Gotta doubt that one.

Phantoms skito-theory is that he drinks when the camera is blacked. We heard glasses clank earlier.

 

[MediocreMilt]

He said he stopped, then quickly retracted that and said "quit drinking as much"

In order to quit drinking "as much" you have to know how much you were drinking. And it's kind of a thing with alcoholics to underestimate their own intake.

 

[Haru Okumura]

Way to steal my exact unfunny joke from 3 weeks ago.

 

[Noproblemo]

It's HABBENING

 

[Glade Candles]

Ralph mentioned Warski and the mayo, he can't stop himself from reading his thread.

Happy Shavesmas, everyone.

 

[High Tea]

Apparently he does have a humiliation fetish