Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[#KillAllPedos]

How much you wanna bet this adamant defense of digibro is because Dick HAS let the man babysit his kids, and now he’s trying to compartmentalize the fact that he’s failed as a parent by allowing a predator alone time with his kids? Like it’s some form of mega denial.

Dax has kids? If so, that’s really messed up he’d even allow a creep like CPbro into his orbit.

 

[TheSimpShow]

Dax has kids? If so, that’s really messed up he’d even allow a creep like CPbro into his orbit.

Worse, his sister does and she has him babysit often.

- Dick soon, probably

Dick has actually made that argument before, I am not even kidding, he has.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Dax keeps talking about legal and not legal.... Where did Null ever say "Lolicon should be illegal and Digibro is a criminal"?

Dax has kids? If so, that’s really messed up he’d even allow a creep like CPbro into his orbit.

Dax has 2 nephews.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Anyone else find it spooky that this pedo shit started right as schools are reopening in a lot of places?

 

[instythot]

Next week's Dick Show intro will be worth skimming through to notice the distinct absence of Sean saying "hey Dax. You know how you always introduce me as LA Based Comedian? How about you quit fucking talking about pedophilia on your Twitter account that you named the same thing you introduce me as"

 

[Sped Xing]

The guy who wrote "Men Are Better than Women" is crying about "mansplaining" because people say jerking it to child porn is for pedophiles. This is not reality.


Also, "It's ART, d00d!"

Illustration is an artistic medium, sure. Same goes for photography and film, n'est-ce pas?

 

[instythot]

The only people who would defend this shit are one of two people

1) You do it your self and have a guilty conscience
2) You have a dear friend who you find out does it and now sympathies with it

So the long story short is to not make friends/business/associates with pedophiles so you do not need to feel bad when you tell them to fuck themselves.

Nah, we're watching this one play out

3) completely retarded lolbertarian attention whore who built his brand on "winning debates" and accidentally stuck his dick in the controversy beehive

 

[Not Even Twice]

In all seriousness, there’s an argument to be made that it’s gayer to get pegged by a woman wearing a strap-on (and suck the strap-on, both of which JLH said Dick did with her) than it is to have sex with a man. A real Chad would just fuck the dude instead of pretending a woman is the dude like some sissy.

Feel free to tag me late, but where did JLH say she pegged Dax?

 

[Disheveled Human]

3) completely retarded lolbertarian attention whore who built his brand on "winning debates" and accidentally stuck his dick in the controversy beehive

Nah Dick is defending digibro like a loyal friend and passing it off as some sort of abstract comedy nobody is laughing at.

 

[instythot]

Nah Dick is defending digibro like a loyal friend and passing it off as some sort of abstract comedy nobody is laughing at.

I mean, that's the entire dick show except with screaming

 

[Sped Xing]

That, and call-ins from incels.


I am thinking the lolsuit was such a wild ride that any hack could make it a joy to hear about. Once that wave subsided, there was nothing left.

 

[MeltyTW]

The quality of the parts of Dick's fanbase defending this, you can almost hear the fedora tipping euphoria:

from:

Episode 220 - Dick on Sex Tapes

My American Psycho sex tape vs. Ralph's Sex Tape, Null breaks up with me because I'm toxic to his brand, Catboy Kami calls in, a gigantic croquet failure, te...

www.youtube.com

 

[Killstream Kleanup Krew]

Feel free to tag me late, but where did JLH say she pegged Dax?

It was in a Discord DM.
Truly the alpha male Chad the we all have been waiting for.

 

[Disheveled Human]

I just do not understand his angle lets say digibro is a super integral part of his operation like sean no. 2 why not just disavow it and play like the dude is canned but behind the scenes he is still working?

 

[Sped Xing]

The real victim in all of this is Jerry Lewis.

 

[instythot]

It was in a Discord DM.
Truly the alpha male Chad the we all have been waiting for.

Well this certainly explains Dax's weird insistence that people watch pornography and imagine they're the submissive

His incels would be better off with CRP. He does it for free

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Unsure if late but...

 

[Karen]

Dick can’t ever admit he’s wrong it’s in direct contrast to his persona. Or so he probably thinks.

 

[instythot]

Dick can’t ever admit he’s wrong it’s in direct contrast to his persona. Or so he probably thinks.

Yeah, but the really weird thing is that he could just stop talking about pedo shit

Or if he had any idea how to manage his 20k/month brand tweet out "hey guys, sometimes it's hard being libertarian. You have to defend the grossest shit in the name of liberty" and then stop fucking talking about pedo shit

 

[Sped Xing]

He's not even willing to call it "gross" anymore. I tell you, this isn't political.

Either he wants to be a throuple with digibro, or he's been bitten by the child porn bug.