Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[gh0stzero]

Apparently she can barely even handle driving sober.

Her work is like a 10 minute walk from Phil's. Where is she even driving to?

 

[tzgnilki]

(@8:35)

This is pretty funny. He's talking about how his wife got home late, they wanted a quick pizza snack, made some and then watched underwater nature videos.

"In reality when you get old, like me, when you're an old crusty old man like me, this is very good. It's very relaxing and entertaining... YAWN... at this point I would rather watch something like that and just gel out and relax than like, watch an actual movie or show..."

What's his wife's excuse? She's not even 30 yet lmao. He just described what she likes to do after work as old and crusty.

italian grandmother rolling in her grave when she heard "store bought pizza dough"

 

[naught]

the only reason dsp cares about kat and panda is because he's a furry.
Run forrest creatures and those named after them.

 

[Leonard Persin]

Jenna if you see this come condo and play doodle! I'll be lastin bby you know the flava I'm no 2 min man whoooooooooooo

 

[Schmeckel]

Jenna if you see this come condo and play doodle! I'll be lastin bby you know the flava I'm no 2 min man whoooooooooooo

The fuck, is this even English?

 

[gh0stzero]

The fuck, is this even English?

I think its white trash wigger speak. The message was for jenna, she'll understand it don't worry.

 

[Fapcop]

Her work is like a 10 minute walk from Phil's. Where is she even driving to?

The Jim, obviously.

DSP after a decade of his hermit crab life, no longer understands the concept of “walking distance”, so Khat has an easy excuse any time she wants to get plowed.

 

[Leonard Persin]

The fuck, is this even English?

I was using my best Genova-ism to try and lure Jenna to respond

 

[DiabeticSP]

(@8:35)

This is pretty funny. He's talking about how his wife got home late, they wanted a quick pizza snack, made some and then watched underwater nature videos.

"In reality when you get old, like me, when you're an old crusty old man like me, this is very good. It's very relaxing and entertaining... YAWN... at this point I would rather watch something like that and just gel out and relax than like, watch an actual movie or show..."

What's his wife's excuse? She's not even 30 yet lmao. He just described what she likes to do after work as old and crusty.

Phil is so famously a cinephile we have MULTIPLE SOURCES for his giant fucking bluray collection. Stacks and stacks of blurays. So many Kat made him get rid of 'some of them'.

And now suddenly the thing that nature videos is better than is MOVIES?

She took wrestling and the gout sauce from him, but to think she'a curbed his movie watching (which he was always doing before bed with Leanna, including instagramming his tv to brag about it) is honestly a bridge too far for me.

 

[Iron Father]

Another reason why I don't believe DSP is making Kat give up things to be with him, and he's an overbearing husband etc etc. He's watching fucking nature videos late at night with her when you just know he'd much rather watch oiled up dudes bodyslam eachother.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I don't think either claim is credible. Phil loves wrestling enough that legit losing it would make him explode, while pretending to not watch it any more, regardless of his asserted reasons, fits right in line with his well-established desire to keep his real passions to himself. And since he reads this place, he knows a number of us think Khet is gone, so it's easy to picture him making such claims about things they do together (in spite of them making him look cucked) as a means of pissing all over that speculation. We know how bad he is at making up believable lies, it's a perfectly Phil thing to do to act like some woman has him wrapped around her little finger in spite of how much that goes completely against everything known about Phil's personality. He may be a coward, but for that to matter here, he has to be telling the truth about Khet, and I don't think he is.

 

[Chad Nasty]

If you go back through various statements that Phil has made it sounds like as a household they go through 1½ to 2 750ml bottles of liquor per week. Phil himself seems to have pretty consistently consumed at least slightly more than 1 750ml bottle of liquor weekly at home. Phil also incessantly cried at Kathy in text messages that he was an alcoholic who desperately needed her because only she understood him. 'I'm a sad-boi who needs your help to clean up my life' sounds better than 'I'm a man-child who literally needs you to clean my house and chauffeuse me around' I guess.
Kathy sounds like she has 1 to 2 drinks with dinner a few times a week. Phil currently sounds like he has 3 to 4 drinks every single day or every other day he has 5 to 7 drinks.

Like everything Phil does, amateur hour with the alcoholism.

 

[KillDeer]

Maybe less Jenna updates from me going forward. She blocked me on Instagram after I pointed out the professional porn star who has worked online for over 10 years isn't Jeffery Epstein.

Enjoy this selfie she posted where her head looks like sloth from Goonies.

 

[Speakeasy Electric]

Jenna has a bunch of IG stories up, nothing super interesting
I was pleasantly surprised she posted this. She has nice handwriting. Surprisingly nice for how illiterate she writes. Gives me a tiny bit of hope

Caption this

hmmm...

I think this green powder is matcha (powdered green tea)

I have zero idea what this means.

 

[millais]

That looks like it is supposed to say "I don't speak your language" in Polish. The pigroach really did marry the wrong sister. Khat doesn't seem to have any acknowledgement of her ethnic heritage

 

[Iron Father]

I don't think either claim is credible. Phil loves wrestling enough that legit losing it would make him explode, while pretending to not watch it any more, regardless of his asserted reasons, fits right in line with his well-established desire to keep his real passions to himself. And since he reads this place, he knows a number of us think Khet is gone, so it's easy to picture him making such claims about things they do together (in spite of them making him look cucked) as a means of pissing all over that speculation. We know how bad he is at making up believable lies, it's a perfectly Phil thing to do to act like some woman has him wrapped around her little finger in spite of how much that goes completely against everything known about Phil's personality. He may be a coward, but for that to matter here, he has to be telling the truth about Khet, and I don't think he is.

Seems far-fetched but maybe.

 

[gh0stzero]

Jenna's looking clean and is that soap she's using in her instagram?

Stay blessed jenna and on the path to improvement

(Josh didn't give us prayer hands so have the gunt instead)

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I like her arranging the ingredients on a dirty ass floor.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

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The fuck, is this even English?

Her pussy is fire, yo, it lobotomized him. Also it burns in the naughty no no swimsuit area

 

[Anal birth]

Jenna if you see this come condo and play doodle! I'll be lastin bby you know the flava I'm no 2 min man whoooooooooooo

I'M LASTIN BABY I'M LASTIN OH MOMMY MOMMY LITALLY MOMMYYYYYYYYY