🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[theguntsexpartner]

I actually forgot it was recently said by Vickers theyre renting the house so nvm I guess its actually more probable if ralph is paying it maybe. Iirc they owned it at some point I guess it fell until ethan got stable enough to pay rent maybe

Edit getting things mixed up now at this point

yeah i remember them owning it at one point and something about ralph not making payments on it or something like that. in all honesty i don't expect anyone to really keep up with the Gunt that much.

 

[MeltyTW]

Let me stop you right there. This is a perfect example of what irks me about the "redemption arc" shit. I'm not going to, and nobody with any fucking sense should, trust a single word anyone who's well known from/in ED has to say about damn near anything without concrete evidence behind it. If this chick told me that the grass was green I'd go outside to check for fuck's sake.

Just because she had funny shit to say about Ethan doesn't mean I'm suddenly going to pretend that I've been stricken senseless to "own" Ralph. This is absurd.

First of all you completely ignored the fact I only used ade's story as a point amongst other supporting factors secondly I've never called for an ade redemption afaik so your rant here is unwarranted

Listen, he's been saying it for over a year and a half now. If he had the money, it's no longer around, and frankly the last I heard of the 50k in the bank shit before Ade was when he first bragged about it after the Healstream.

He also has a source of income on top of that though and he lives like complete shit 90% of the time. Maybe his savings is eaten into idk probably not enough to really laugh at him over though but who knows

His debilitated, can't-drive-to-her-own-dialysis-session mother isn't paying any fucking bills, mate. At most she might be getting SS checks, but that would hardly cover a two-person household

I got several things mixed up , but remembered they're apparently renting the house so wherever I heard my previous info from is probably incorrect or outdated

He's an alcoholic druggie. This needs no more explanation and is provable by the man's own admission/behavior. Unless you somehow think being an alcoholic druggie is an inexpensive vice to have?

Its not but even that and with the likelihood he's forced to pay rent he still probably hasn't put too big of a dent in his saving with the fluid nature of his income. I don't know though and I'm tired of playing out of my depth as gunty's accountant so whatever let's assume he's a poorfag and force him to post bank info

Tldr @theralph post your bank account figures or you're a poorfag and probably an incel

 

[theguntsexpartner]

First of all you completely ignored the fact I only used ade's story as a point amongst other supporting factors secondly I've never called for an ade redemption afaik so your rant here is unwarranted



He also has a source of income on top of that though and he lives like complete shit 90% of the time. Maybe his savings is eaten into idk probably not enough to really laugh at him over though but who knows



I got several things mixed up , but remembered they're apparently renting the house so wherever I heard my previous info from is probably incorrect or outdated



Its not but even that and with the likelihood he's forced to pay rent he still probably hasn't put too big of a dent in his saving with the fluid nature of his income. I don't know though and I'm tired of playing out of my depth as gunty's accountant so whatever let's assume he's a poorfag and force him to post bank info

Tldr @theralph post your bank account figures or you're a poorfag and probably an incel

i have some beef to pick with you, he is "probably" an incel. Son i am sure he is gone past being an incel and gone into full on bitch mode

P.S. i thought this joke would have been funnier, i guess i was wrong

 

[Unog]

First of all you completely ignored the fact I only used ad's story as a point amongst other supporting factors secondly I've never called for an adequate redemption afaik so your rant here is unwarranted

Sure, it was only a "point" but it was a keystone point. Without it, it makes no sense at all that anybody would even be bringing this up. I am and was fairly certain that this "does he actually have fifty grand in the bank?" discussion was had, decided, and put to rest over 1400 pages ago.

And, I'm not sure if it's a reading comprehension problem or what, but what I was saying is that I'm not into this whole "let's pretend to be retarded to 'own' Ralph" sthick. You want to pretend to be retarded, be my guest, but I'm not having it. Whether it be supporting Jarbo/Kraut/whatever or whole-hog believing someone of ED fame at their word with regards to another person's life.

He also has a source of income on top of that though and he lives like complete shit 90% of the time. Maybe his savings is eaten into idk probably not enough to really laugh at him over though but who knows

A source of income that's been absolute dogshit for a year or so now. You say "source of income" as if it doesn't matter how much he actually makes.

You can also live like complete shit and still have a lifestyle above your means. He does not make "half a bottle of 80 proof booze a night" money. If you think he does then I guess you don't get how much of an expense that would be.

I got several things mixed up , but remembered they're apparently renting the house so wherever I heard my previous info from is probably incorrect or outdated

Sure, but the main point is that there's no fucking way his mother is making enough money to matter, if at all. Social security doesn't pay that much dude. Whatever she might be pulling down it's not "full-time job" worth.

Its not but even that and with the likelihood he's forced to pay rent he still probably hasn't put too big of a dent in his saving with the fluid nature of his income.

We had breakdowns from Dispatch either bi-weekly or weekly of his income months ago, and it was really fucking grim. He's been making ~20,000 a year at absolute best of times for the past sixteen or so months. This nigga doesn't have a pot to piss in if you factor in his habits and that he eats like a whale, on top of having to care for his infirm mother.

 

[theguntsexpartner]

Here is a question i wanted to know from people, what made you stop watching Ethan? and why do you not like him? I am always curious on what people think

 

[All becomes gunt]

So what do we name this season ?

 

[theguntsexpartner]

So what do we name this season ?

- Children of the corn
- Gunt files
- how i met your gunt
- The guntening
- My little gunt Ft Dick
- Gunts of christmas past
- Always "winning"
- can't abort the retort but we can abort the gunts new born

I don't know any more

 

[GameDevAnon]

- Children of the corn
- Gunt files
- how i met your gunt
- The guntening
- My little gunt Ft Dick
- Gunts of christmas past
- Always "winning"
- can't abort the retort but we can abort the gunts new born

I don't know any more

Abortiana Gunt & The Jannies Of Doom

 

[MeltyTW]

Sure, it was only a "point" but it was a keystone point. Without it, it makes no sense at all that anybody would even be bringing this up. I am and was fairly certain that this "does he actually have fifty grand in the bank?" discussion was had, decided, and put to rest over 1400 pages ago.

And, I'm not sure if it's a reading comprehension problem or what, but what I was saying is that I'm not into this whole "let's pretend to be retarded to 'own' Ralph" sthick. You want to pretend to be retarded, be my guest, but I'm not having it. Whether it be supporting Jarbo/Kraut/whatever or whole-hog believing someone of ED fame at their word with regards to another person's life.

The thing is the Gunt isnt a subject we need verified neutral sources for, yeah Ade is a very very flawed source but other sources like Null seem to pan out at least that Ralph still has a bit of savings, its probably not exactly 50k now idk.

A source of income that's been absolute dogshit for a year or so now. You say "source of income" as if it doesn't matter how much he actually makes.

You can also live like complete shit and still have a lifestyle above your means. He does not make "half a bottle of 80 proof booze a night" money. If you think he does then I guess you don't get how much of an expense that would be.

it seems his drink of choice costs between 20 to 50 dollars, i assumed he had a stock pile, theres lots of factors we cant really totally account for like Ralph having bought tons in the golden age

Sure, but the main point is that there's no fucking way his mother is making enough money to matter, if at all. Social security doesn't pay that much dude. Whatever she might be pulling down it's not "full-time job" worth.

oh i forgot to concede that point more clearly, i had misremembered some things so it is much more likely Ethan is paying rent

Bruh.

it isnt though theres other factors like his stealing drugs off people maybe supplementing bad nights when booze isnt a monetarily viable option.

We had breakdowns from Dispatch either bi-weekly or weekly of his income months ago, and it was really fucking grim. He's been making ~20,000 a year at absolute best of times for the past sixteen or so months. This nigga doesn't have a pot to piss in if you factor in his habits and that he eats like a whale, on top of having to care for his infirm mother.

Wasnt there something that said Ralph's mom has to rely on the government or something? im not sure if america wouldnt just let her die. but yeah maybe i had unwarranted hostility you bring up good points ive missed i just thought i had the gunt financial puzzle down pat only to find that ive missed sleep and steps and have to go back and look closer and misdirected some frustration at the messenger

but yeah if ethan cant refuse to take care of his mom and the american government doesnt pay for her then there is no way he still has that amount

 

[Unog]

Wasnt there something that said Ralph's mom has to rely on the government or something? im not sure if america wouldnt just let her die. but yeah maybe i had unwarranted hostility you bring up good points ive missed i just thought i had the gunt financial puzzle down pat only to find that ive missed sleep and steps and have to go back and look closer

The real headfuck is that this conversation was had with a lot of evidence that he was draining it like, back somewhere when Dispatch was still updating people with Ethan's weekly income. Not sure what page number range that was at this point.

So, to put it another way, people in this thread were convinced he was already sucking those funds to pay for his lifestyle months ago. Back when he'd regularly pull over 600-800 people, and 1k viewers wasn't uncommon. That money's fuckin gone, man.

 

[Rabid Northman]

So what do we name this season ?

A Saga of Potato Brides and Corn

 

[MeltyTW]

The real headfuck is that this conversation was had with a lot of evidence that he was draining it like, back somewhere when Dispatch was still updating people with Ethan's weekly income. Not sure what page number range that was at this point.

So, to put it another way, people in this thread were convinced he was already sucking those funds to pay for his lifestyle months ago. Back when he'd regularly pull over 600-800 people, and 1k viewers wasn't uncommon. That money's fuckin gone, man.

Yeah its looks that way, @theralph, weve confirmed your finances are shit post your bank figures or you are a beta male and a poor fag

 

[theguntsexpartner]

The real headfuck is that this conversation was had with a lot of evidence that he was draining it like, back somewhere when Dispatch was still updating people with Ethan's weekly income. Not sure what page number range that was at this point.

So, to put it another way, people in this thread were convinced he was already sucking those funds to pay for his lifestyle months ago. Back when he'd regularly pull over 600-800 people, and 1k viewers wasn't uncommon. That money's fuckin gone, man.

Yeah its looks that way, @theralph, weve confirmed your finances are shit post your bank figures or you are a beta male and a poor fag

also one more thing, let's play with he notion he view bots, and i am saying this as if it is 100% confirmed and he came out and said it. Would he not on a regular basis fork out money for that? I mean i cannot believe over 1000 plus people still watch his stream on both Dlive and youtube. i just watched PO restream of it and i wanted to shoot myself.

 

[Postal Pippa]

Here is a question i wanted to know from people, what made you stop watching Ethan? and why do you not like him? I am always curious on what people think

Same reason I stopped watching Warski, Tonka. Guests fizzled and they started forcing drama and beefs, looking for shit. What made me not like Ethan is when he became a butthurt faggot and blocked me on Twitter for saying "They were laughing AT you, not WITH you Ralph." when the pillstream happened.

 

[MeltyTW]

also one more thing, let's play with he notion he view bots, and i am saying this as if it is 100% confirmed and he came out and said it. Would he not on a regular basis fork out money for that? I mean i cannot believe over 1000 plus people still watch his stream on both Dlive and youtube. i just watched PO restream of it and i wanted to shoot myself.

i think @Julay-chan (if theyre the same person) once said he found dlive viewbots for 30 dollars weekly, and this link might be indication of bot prices in general but not dlive specifically https://www.streamscheme.com/twitch-viewbot-guide/

 

[Stoneheart]

Here is a question i wanted to know from people, what made you stop watching Ethan? and why do you not like him?

Jim stopped showing up on the Killstream to dunk on people.

 

[Rekkington]

Here is a question i wanted to know from people, what made you stop watching Ethan? and why do you not like him? I am always curious on what people think

I only watched him if he had a good guest or a debate on. Ralph is neither funny nor interesting on his own and he clearly puts minimal work into show prep.

 

[Instapot]

Here is a question i wanted to know from people, what made you stop watching Ethan? and why do you not like him? I am always curious on what people think

The way he treats his co-hosts, callers, and chat if they say something he doesn't like (really just the way he treats his audience entirely). The fucking shilling just kept going on more and more and more and more. Lastly he just leeches off what ever "movement" has enough life blood in it to make him a $1.

 

[Near]

Here is a question i wanted to know from people, what made you stop watching Ethan? and why do you not like him? I am always curious on what people think

Never seriously watched it past select episodes that had Null and Jim on.
Ralph is fucking boring and his laugh is grating. Easily the worst part of the show for me.
Seeing his issues become more apparent was pretty much enough for me to not have any further interest. Any worthwhile guests withdrew or got alienated by this fat fuck anyway.

 

[theguntsexpartner]

Same reason I stopped watching Warski, Tonka. Guests fizzled and they started forcing drama and beefs, looking for shit. What made me not like Ethan is when he became a butthurt faggot and blocked me on Twitter for saying "They were laughing AT you, not WITH you Ralph." when the pillstream happened.

Jim stopped showing up on the Killstream to dunk on people.

I only watched him if he had a good guest or a debate on. Ralph is neither funny nor interesting on his own and he clearly puts minimal work into show prep.

The way he treats his co-hosts, callers, and chat if they say something he doesn't like (really just the way he treats his audience entirely). The fucking shilling just kept going on more and more and more and more. Lastly he just leeches off what ever "movement" has enough life blood in it to make him a $1.

Never seriously watched it past select episodes that had Null and Jim on.
Ralph is fucking boring and his laugh is grating. Easily the worst part of the show for me.
Seeing his issues become more apparent was pretty much enough for me to not have any further interest. Any worthwhile guests withdrew or got alienated by this fat fuck anyway.

Okay i see there is a mixture of old fans and just people who would tune in, also i know no one asked but yeah i watched him quite a lot especially back in early 2018, it was fun they had guests on and good banter there were different topics but that fizzled out. Now just watching PO restream, it definitely has become dead are even though there is talking. what really annoyed me with him and made me pull away from him is what some of you mentioned, the way he treats his guest or his callers. these are people that help boost his show and spread it around.

Also a big thanks to all of you answering the question, i wanted to know what everyones thoughts were