🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Nigel of Ukip]

He always blocks the accounts of those who follow people he screws with and have less than a thousand followers.
Anyone who follows Jarbo, PPP, me, Repzion, Maddox, Jeff, shoe, ChrisRayGun, the list is fucking endless... he must have one of the largest blocklists in the fucking galaxy.
BUT he doesn't block the accounts that are followed by those he blocks. It's really pathetic cowardice and almost an inside joke that always comes up when Ralph is talked about in private.

I believe he also seeks out people that post here. I made a comment here about him bullying Faith and he blocked me on Twitter. I do use the same name, but fuck me mate for such a big man he sure does have a very thin skin.

 

[Eris!]

People will talk about Faith no matter what. Red Letter Media autists still speculate on whether Jesse is there or not and slow down the videos to isolate laughter from off camera to see if it's hers or not. She's been gone for something like 7 years now. The can of worms is opened and people will speculate until that arc is confirmed over is my guess.

I miss her boobies they were pretty ok

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

It's a good pallet cleanser I suppose, but no one is going to forget the f'ups. Just stop putting your life out there. If Faith is still in your vids, people are going to still talk about her. If he really wants his relationship and his life to be left alone, just stop. Or create a private account and give the link to your actual friends. Don't attach it to your professional accounts. Just call them Ethan or something and on your Ethan Ralph accounts, just tweet the show link and retweet news. He's making it more and more difficult to believe he doesn't want his life talked about.

It's so paper thin that it's done as an ego salving exercise as well. He's not a celebrity, if his personal life wasn't a complete mess no one would care about a walk in the fucking park to feed the ducks. Who posts that on fucking Twitter?

 

[High Tea]

People will talk about Faith no matter what. Red Letter Media autists still speculate on whether Jesse is there or not and slow down the videos to isolate laughter from off camera to see if it's hers or not. She's been gone for something like 7 years now. The can of worms is opened and people will speculate until that arc is confirmed over is my guess.

True. But he claims he's 'serious about keeping his relationship off air'. If you really care about her, claim you don't want to expose her to all this stuff, them maybe don't put her in vids not even a week after claiming you'll just show one pic and then we'll never hear anything about her again.

 

[Perspicacity]

I'll work on opening up a bitchute for this, I have a couple other videos I might throw up on it too.

Also lets get back on track, the Mr. Vickers shit has made everyone completely ignore the fact that Ralph took his daughter Faith out to the (free) park (archive) where they met some turtles and "Mr. Squirrel":

So much for keeping the relationship private, I guess private means not showing her face

Ralph literally adopted a child and is now trying to find activities to do with her, this is like a literal class trip. It's like watching two children wandering around with a camera, simply incredible. At least Gunty is actually walking around and somehow awake during the day, good for him. As far as lolcow lore, this has shocking parallels to DSP's baby bunny rant during the Soul Maid chapter. More proof that Ralph is taking on DSP's unkillable roach like qualities.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Make a sock account on bitchute and upload it and send the link to @Gustav Schuchardt or @Sam Losco so they can rip it and chop it up to fit the size requirements of this site. They're both good at that. Or, contact Null to get whatever permissions to upload a large file as whole. Either way, I'm curious what she says.

It's actually pretty easy. Just split the file into chunks that are under 100MB like this using MP4Box

$ MP4Box -split-size 100000 BigFile.mp4

Incidentally for long videos, you're much better off grabbing the 360p version otherwise you'll end up with an inconveniently large number of <100MB chunks

I'll work on opening up a bitchute for this, I have a couple other videos I might throw up on it too.

You can open a Bitchute account with a cock.li email, which you don't need anything to get. You can also make a mega.nz account with an airmail.cc address - same host as cock.li. Neither required a burner phone number.

 

[Garth]

raise the rent arms reach out of $1000

I see what you did there.

 

[High Tea]

Ralph literally adopted a child and is now trying to find activities to do with her, this is like a literal class trip. It's like watching two children wandering around with a camera, simply incredible. At least Gunty is actually walking around and somehow awake during the day, good for him. As far as lolcow lore, this has shocking parallels to DSP's baby bunny rant during the Soul Maid chapter. More proof that Ralph is taking on DSP's unkillable roach like qualities.

I think you might be onto something there. Museums, parks, Washington D.C. Just need an amusement park and it's basically the school class trip checklist. That, or what you can do for basically no price. So yeah, class trips. Is it too much to hope he at least thought to have a picnic in the park with his girl? I mean, they do know how to make sandwiches and have paper plates.

 

[Jack Awful]

He always blocks the accounts of those who follow people he screws with and have less than a thousand followers.
Anyone who follows Jarbo, PPP, me, Repzion, Maddox, Jeff, shoe, ChrisRayGun, the list is fucking endless... he must have one of the largest blocklists in the fucking galaxy.
BUT he doesn't block the accounts that are followed by those he blocks. It's really pathetic cowardice and almost an inside joke that always comes up when Ralph is talked about in private.

This was a thing that he mocked Anti GamerGate people for doing. Funny how times change.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I'll work on opening up a bitchute for this, I have a couple other videos I might throw up on it too.

Also lets get back on track, the Mr. Vickers shit has made everyone completely ignore the fact that Ralph took his daughter Faith out to the (free) park (archive) where they met some turtles and "Mr. Squirrel":
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So much for keeping the relationship private, I guess private means not showing her face

I laughed harder at the turtle video than I have at any actual jokes (or "jokes") on the Killstream. Something about his deadpan "lookING at TURTles just chillin' man they look happyasfuck." with the falling intonation at the end just hit me right in my giggledick.

I would unironically watch an IRL stream of Ralph looking at turtles while sounding bored out of his fucking mind. It would be like the Killstream, but instead of Ralph being drunk & bored while Holocaust-denying senile grampa E Michael Jones rants about juice, it would be Ralph sober & bored! With turtles!

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

True. But he claims he's 'serious about keeping his relationship off air'. If you really care about her, claim you don't want to expose her to all this stuff, them maybe don't put her in vids not even a week after claiming you'll just show one pic and then we'll never hear anything about her again.

He's reading the forums that's why he flip flops whether or not to show his fetchin child bride.

"SEE ME GAYDUR IM OWNING THE KARENS ALTHOUGH I SAID I WON'T SHOW HER OFF GAYDUR!"

 

[Mulp]

I see people saying that because Faith knows Ralph, she's looked at. I don't remember people looking into Nora. I could be wrong. It might be because Nora isn't as scuffed as Faith tho.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

I see people saying that because Faith knows Ralph, she's looked at. I don't remember people looking into Nora. I could be wrong. It might be because Nora isn't as scuffed as Faith tho.

It could also be that Faith has probably been more physically present over the last few weeks than Nora was in the 2-3 years she and Ethan were married.

 

[not william stenchever]

@Unog no more brother wars. Laugh with us, friend.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

Ralph literally adopted a child and is now trying to find activities to do with her, this is like a literal class trip. It's like watching two children wandering around with a camera, simply incredible. At least Gunty is actually walking around and somehow awake during the day, good for him. As far as lolcow lore, this has shocking parallels to DSP's baby bunny rant during the Soul Maid chapter. More proof that Ralph is taking on DSP's unkillable roach like qualities.

I think it's pretty obvious the video is to address two specific things are well;

-Proof that he "has a life" and takes his girlfriends places
-Proof that she and him are together

I feel like those videos are very specifically aimed at us Karens.

I see people saying that because Faith knows Ralph, she's looked at. I don't remember people looking into Nora. I could be wrong. It might be because Nora isn't as scuffed as Faith tho.

Nora wasn't ever around as @gran_autismo mentioned, but also didn't have this level of deep lore and cow tendencies. Nora, somehow, seemed like a normal person.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Imagine being a drunk like Ethan and getting a girlfriend who can't go to the bar or liquor store with you. Can she at least drive his drunk ass around?

 

[instythot]

I'll work on opening up a bitchute for this, I have a couple other videos I might throw up on it too.

Also lets get back on track, the Mr. Vickers shit has made everyone completely ignore the fact that Ralph took his daughter Faith out to the (free) park (archive) where they met some turtles and "Mr. Squirrel":
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So much for keeping the relationship private, I guess private means not showing her face

He didn't show her face in the previous video of theirs he released and that one arguably destroyed any expectations of privacy she could have had

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I laughed harder at the turtle video than I have at any actual jokes (or "jokes") on the Killstream. Something about his deadpan "lookING at TURTles just chillin' man they look happyasfuck." with the falling intonation at the end just hit me right in my giggledick.

I would unironically watch an IRL stream of Ralph looking at turtles while sounding bored out of his fucking mind. It would be like the Killstream, but instead of Ralph being drunk & bored while Holocaust-denying senile grampa E Michael Jones rants about juice, it would be Ralph sober & bored! With turtles!

My favorite part was his tone saying, "doing outside shit is awesome sometimes..."

You could feel him rolling his eyes. Amazing.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

Imagine being a drunk like Ethan and getting a girlfriend who can't go to the bar or liquor store with you. Can she at least drive his drunk ass around?

In Virginia, you just have to present your fetchin' child bride at the door to any reasonable establishment and they usher you right in, VIP style.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

I think it's pretty obvious the video is to address two specific things are well;

-Proof that he "has a life" and takes his girlfriends places
-Proof that she and him are together

I feel like those videos are very specifically aimed at us Karens.

Nora wasn't ever around as @gran_autismo mentioned, but also didn't have this level of deep lore and cow tendencies. Nora, somehow, seemed like a normal person.

I think it's also to show her dad that he's man of refinement and taste, that he'll take Faith to the zoo and perhaps even for the occasional dental check up. It's not like he hardly ever leaves the home and of course he wasn't listening to Faith through the bathroom door while she was making shower videos for Based Meth Salesman while Ralph's mother hung her head in shame at the sight of it all, no!!

Look at this turtle over here! Everything is fine!