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Orbiter Gunt Guard General - Cohortes praetoriae | General sperg thread
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You make a convincing case.
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Extremely drunk Ralph or extremely retarded/boomer Ralph Orbiter?
Taking bets now!
Civilizing Forces
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Say it out loud good chap and if you still don't know I shall tell you. I know you're trying son and that's whats important
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Stop it Gator, get some help
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No way Shannon doesn't know what "bruv" means
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Shannon is just playing retarded to blend in and guntguard.. his broom knows no bounds!
JewBacca
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I don't think its gator, maybe that dingo tard. Gator attempts to use big words, i am sure he looks up in a thesaurus, on the fly, to appear more intelligent. He also uses weasely words, and plays the semantic cards to make it difficult to pin him down to a specific argument.
I couldn't begin to imagine how ugly and out of shape one would have to be, for this not to be true.Ralph is a fat fuck lol
I'm 100% sure most people here are in better shape and better looking than him.
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I rate him a gunt/10.
Not a lot of people who can be uglier than him, there's only so much fatter, older, and uglier you can get before stretching the outer limits of human uggo-ness. Harvey Weinstein is probably a good example of someone who is ACTUALLY uglier than Ethan Ralph.
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Also one of the only people with a dick more fucked up and disfigured than Ralph's millimetre peter.
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I keep forgetting this thread exists, with Ralph's 'show' being so bland alogs can longer watch i think its time to shift gears into looking into the gunt guard and the ralphacels on twitter, dlive, discord etc. Theyve been allowed to coast by and have their freakish existences validated without anyone really looking them over
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Alright. Since some of us are trying to spruce up the thread, here is my attempt at a write up.
Flamenco - Former co-host of the Kleanstream, the autistic weeb on the show that's not Shannon, literal who
Meet Flamenco, the boy hailed as the second coming of Gator. Like Gator and Ralph, Flamenco has an obsession with Mister Metokur and kisses the ash covered ground he walks on. Pictured below is Flamenco cosplaying in public as Jim:
Trying to be fair to Flamenco, I'll note that the picture was taken some time ago. Maybe he's grown up a little since then. Maybe he isn't a sycophantic freak still. It's a nice thought but one that is at odds with reality. Mere weeks ago, Flamenco "ironically" decked out his FaceRig avatar with a Metokur hat to show his solidarity with daddy Jim through grift and gaff.
It should come as no surprise to you to learn that Flamenco is actually legitimately fucking autistic, as said by the man himself on air.
Source.
If you still doubt the autism claim remember this: Flamenco chose to sing a nearly 6 minute Star Wars parody song during the Killstream karaoke.
During his time as a Killstream co-host, Flamenco was hated by most of the audience who found him annoying. He also had to endure beatings from Ralph, who took Flamenco for a weak sap he could bully without consequence. Ralph would be wise to perceive this considering Flamenco stuck around as a co-host after saying he'd quit during the Pillstream saga. Some highlights of Ralph vs Flamenco are the following:
Source. (Note Flamenco's attempt at emulating Jim's aloof, dismissive tone when they get into it)
Source.
Flamenco's time as a regular co-host ended earlier this summer when pedophile and liar, Cory Barnhill, threatened to dox the guy unless he promised to never go on the Killstream in the future. (Link to Zoom's tweet) (Link to the farms discussion)
Since then, Flamenco has been on the Killstream like twice but still regularly stream's on his own Dlive channel. Literally almost nobody cares or watches him but his live chat is amazingly still more organic than Ralph's. Flamenco to this day uses "TRR" in his Twitter handle so he'll forever be tethered to, and able to suckle clout from Ralph's brand. He still sometimes gets into fights on Twitter with the Killstream's roster of enemies.
Social media:
Twitter
Dlive
Youtube
Flamenco - Former co-host of the Kleanstream, the autistic weeb on the show that's not Shannon, literal who
Meet Flamenco, the boy hailed as the second coming of Gator. Like Gator and Ralph, Flamenco has an obsession with Mister Metokur and kisses the ash covered ground he walks on. Pictured below is Flamenco cosplaying in public as Jim:
Trying to be fair to Flamenco, I'll note that the picture was taken some time ago. Maybe he's grown up a little since then. Maybe he isn't a sycophantic freak still. It's a nice thought but one that is at odds with reality. Mere weeks ago, Flamenco "ironically" decked out his FaceRig avatar with a Metokur hat to show his solidarity with daddy Jim through grift and gaff.
It should come as no surprise to you to learn that Flamenco is actually legitimately fucking autistic, as said by the man himself on air.
Source.
If you still doubt the autism claim remember this: Flamenco chose to sing a nearly 6 minute Star Wars parody song during the Killstream karaoke.
During his time as a Killstream co-host, Flamenco was hated by most of the audience who found him annoying. He also had to endure beatings from Ralph, who took Flamenco for a weak sap he could bully without consequence. Ralph would be wise to perceive this considering Flamenco stuck around as a co-host after saying he'd quit during the Pillstream saga. Some highlights of Ralph vs Flamenco are the following:
Source. (Note Flamenco's attempt at emulating Jim's aloof, dismissive tone when they get into it)
Source.
Flamenco's time as a regular co-host ended earlier this summer when pedophile and liar, Cory Barnhill, threatened to dox the guy unless he promised to never go on the Killstream in the future. (Link to Zoom's tweet) (Link to the farms discussion)
Since then, Flamenco has been on the Killstream like twice but still regularly stream's on his own Dlive channel. Literally almost nobody cares or watches him but his live chat is amazingly still more organic than Ralph's. Flamenco to this day uses "TRR" in his Twitter handle so he'll forever be tethered to, and able to suckle clout from Ralph's brand. He still sometimes gets into fights on Twitter with the Killstream's roster of enemies.
Social media:
Dlive
Youtube
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I keep over estimating the amount of personality, of soul ralph fans can actually possess, even the dumb moments i find are just edgy incel but still bland standard social media like farming and networking. I overlook things that are funny in hindsight but all his fans seem to be mouth breathing fags who need someone else to have any agency or motivation. Its just sad
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fuck it posting despite how dumb it is, found a Ralph fan and stumbled on this retweet of theirs.
twitter.com/korigula/status/1306728069047050240
archive.vn/Z7LJO
they find getting women deplatformed by showing your tiny penis funny for some reason? bland
EDIT
fuck it posting despite how dumb it is, found a Ralph fan and stumbled on this retweet of theirs.
twitter.com/korigula/status/1306728069047050240
archive.vn/Z7LJO
they find getting women deplatformed by showing your tiny penis funny for some reason? bland
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Yea, most of Ralph's fans are just barely sentient. My heart goes out to you after having to read through their profiles.
lol maybe not ...... i found one guy right as i finished typing that. hes not a lolcow perse but ...... good enough
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I've been missing out. I'll probably read this thread since 18 pages is pretty easy, don't jix me.
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Insane In The Membrane
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I'm surprised there hasn't been more talk of notable Gunt Guards like Bowblax and Nicholas Deorio.
Bowblax made a shitty cringe BLM rap video but later deleted it only for another Youtuber, Vantactician to mirror it. Bowblax responded by pulling a MundaneMatt and flagging the video. In a stream De-Oreo called Bowblax out for the flagging and saying it made him look bad, even though De-Oreo did that himself by freaking out after being featured in a previous episode of This Just In.
Bowblax's response....just go to 14:50 in the video
Bowblax made a shitty cringe BLM rap video but later deleted it only for another Youtuber, Vantactician to mirror it. Bowblax responded by pulling a MundaneMatt and flagging the video. In a stream De-Oreo called Bowblax out for the flagging and saying it made him look bad, even though De-Oreo did that himself by freaking out after being featured in a previous episode of This Just In.
Bowblax's response....just go to 14:50 in the video