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Do we have any idea of who the hell Biden's handlers are?

His wife seems to be wielding a fair amount of power, probably because she's one of the only ones that can properly manage him. If they don't immediately deep six him when they think Lockemup Harris is in a place to take over without a fuss, I would guess it would actually be her mostly running the show and making decisions about what "Joe" does and does not approve of. If she's the one issuing orders under them maintaining the pretense Joe's actually in charge of anything, it could certainly explain why his campaign feels like it's the best-funded bake sale to ever hit a Joann's parking lot.
 
His wife seems to be wielding a fair amount of power, probably because she's one of the only ones that can properly manage him. If they don't immediately deep six him when they think Lockemup Harris is in a place to take over without a fuss, I would guess it would actually be her mostly running the show and making decisions about what "Joe" does and does not approve of. If she's the one issuing orders under them maintaining the pretense Joe's actually in charge of anything, it could certainly explain why his campaign feels like it's the best-funded bake sale to ever hit a Joann's parking lot.

*dons monocle and begins whistling*

I will make a bet right now Joe isn't even going to make it to election day.
 
Okay, but to be completely fair, subscribing to someone doesn't mean you agree with them. I'm subbed to plenty of people on the opposite side of the aisle from me, sometimes just to see what that side of the aisle is saying. I don't know anything about Elliot Rodgers so I can't say how likely this is for him, but guilt by association is one of the left's favorite cudgels and I'm not comfortable picking that one up except to throw it in the garbage.
Then explain the cop killer from Louisiana who made response videos to Jimmy Dore (back when he was on TYT) agreeing with his fuck the police narrative and who mentioned that he'd fight back before doing it. This was one of the main reasons that he was let go from the show and Chunk was such a fucking scumbag he tried to pretend that guy was a right-winger and not a fan of his Armenian holocaust denying show.
 
I'm with you 100%. May was there for a reason and its extremely optimistic to think it will ease up if they win.

idk if here or another site but I keep finding information about memos being sent out regarding a pandemic virus coming out of China and what to do a couple months prior to that exact thing happening. Nobody's predictions are ever that prescient so that's suspect to me and does make the idea this was planned/orchestrated seem more plausible to me.
It was the Crimson Disease Project that was found in the NYT server leak. The document (which was a summary of the exercise) was made August 2019. Virus came out in China in October 2019.

Edit: Do I think that TPTB made the virus? Nah, China is just that disgusting. But it does eerily match everything, along with it being a classified document that the NYT had, along with it being made so close to when the virus arose. Personally it is a bit suspicious, but I lean more towards the "never let a crisis go to waste" line of thinking.
 
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Personally it is a bit suspicious, but I lean more towards the "never let a crisis go to waste" line of thinking.

Agreed.

Somewhere in the Pentagon, there is a draft plan of how the US would respond to an Israel/Iran alliance deciding to go to war with Spain to support Catalonian Independence. This does mean someone thought this was likely, but it is possible, and its better to have a response broadstroked.
 
Agreed.

Somewhere in the Pentagon, there is a draft plan of how the US would respond to an Israel/Iran alliance deciding to go to war with Spain to support Catalonian Independence. This does mean someone thought this was likely, but it is possible, and its better to have a response broadstroked.
I like idea there's a whole department in the Pentagon that thinks of the most implausible scenarios.

"And here General, is a possible scenario if the Hohenzollern family gained nationwide support and took back power."
"...Johnson this is just you fucking around in HOI4 with mods"
"THIS DEPARTMENT AND PROGRAM GETS MILLIONS IN FUNDING DO NOT INSULT IT"
 
I like idea there's a whole department in the Pentagon that thinks of the most implausible scenarios.

As far as I'm aware there is. They have official alien invasion and zombie apocalypse scenarios, supposedly. They probably haven't been updated since the seventies or eighties, but.
 
As far as I'm aware there is. They have official alien invasion and zombie apocalypse scenarios, supposedly. They probably haven't been updated since the seventies or eighties, but.
I wonder if that Zombie plan is either good old fashioned Day of the Dead zombies or the retarded 400 meter dash zoombies
 
I like idea there's a whole department in the Pentagon that thinks of the most implausible scenarios.

"And here General, is a possible scenario if the Hohenzollern family gained nationwide support and took back power."
"...Johnson this is just you fucking around in HOI4 with mods"
"THIS DEPARTMENT AND PROGRAM GETS MILLIONS IN FUNDING DO NOT INSULT IT"

The US Army/Navy plan to invade Canada was called War Plan Red, and I consider it a great failure of our government that it has not been updated since 1939.
 
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Apparently the Spokeswoman for the GOP was big mad about Obama's speech.
 
I wonder if that Zombie plan is either good old fashioned Day of the Dead zombies or the retarded 400 meter dash zoombies

"Good old fashioned zombies" are physiologically impossible and would in reality be pathetically easy for the armed forces or even simply the police to handle, and in their representative media require a ridiculous amount of forced stupidity (on the part of humans), luck (on the part of zombies), and usually offscreen happenings to be capable of bringing about an apocalypse.

Sprinting zombies (or "berserkers") are more physiologically feasible (as they are often not actually dead), and also since they can be used as standins for savage or feral people in the event of a societal collapse making a plan against them is actually worthwhile outside of just planning for the living dead. They are also, incidentally, more accurate to the original Night of the Living Dead, which means fast zombies are in fact more "good old-fashioned" than shamblers, which were created later for Day of the Dead and simply copied so often people thought they were the original.
 
As far as I'm aware there is. They have official alien invasion and zombie apocalypse scenarios, supposedly. They probably haven't been updated since the seventies or eighties, but.

No one sits down and figures out "What do I do if there is a zombie outbreak in NYC?" from whole cloth. You use existing data and combine it. This also means you don't need to update every scenario when something changes, since you reference other reports.

Zombie apocalypse would be a mixing of riot control data & outbreak information.
Basically you marry riot control stats with medical stats + National guard response time with readiness data from their last deployment to create a graph.

My improbably scenario, the pentagon has sets of plans of what to do to deploy troops to support or suppress an armed Catalonian ceding from the republic; what level of forces are likely needed to suppress an armed revolved, what logistics they would need, the best points to deploy logistics, etc. So you take those plans, and then you modify them based on military projection reports for Israel and Iran; what sort of troop levels could those countries supply to a conflict all the way in spain, etc.
You also would want to reevaluate your plans for diplomatic situation; would the US deploying troops cause France to react?

More likely scenarios are pulled and updated, less likely scenarios are updated infrequently as bitchwork; for example, I imagine the projected response to armed revolt in Catalonia is upto date, the force projections for Israel and Iran are likely up to date.

I'm doing a fairly poor job of tying this together, but basically all the base data is there, you just take "Foreign Reponse to Catalonian Independence" and apply the force reports for "Iran invading European target" and "Israel invading European Target"
 
No one sits down and figures out "What do I do if there is a zombie outbreak in NYC?" from whole cloth. You use existing data and combine it. This also means you don't need to update every scenario when something changes, since you reference other reports.

Zombie apocalypse would be a mixing of riot control data & outbreak information.
Basically you marry riot control stats with medical stats + National guard response time with readiness data from their last deployment to create a graph.

My improbably scenario, the pentagon has sets of plans of what to do to deploy troops to support or suppress an armed Catalonian ceding from the republic; what level of forces are likely needed to suppress an armed revolved, what logistics they would need, the best points to deploy logistics, etc. So you take those plans, and then you modify them based on military projection reports for Israel and Iran; what sort of troop levels could those countries supply to a conflict all the way in spain, etc.
You also would want to reevaluate your plans for diplomatic situation; would the US deploying troops cause France to react?

More likely scenarios are pulled and updated, less likely scenarios are updated infrequently as bitchwork; for example, I imagine the projected response to armed revolt in Catalonia is upto date, the force projections for Israel and Iran are likely up to date.

I'm doing a fairly poor job of tying this together, but basically all the base data is there, you just take "Foreign Reponse to Catalonian Independence" and apply the force reports for "Iran invading European target" and "Israel invading European Target"
To put it a bit more simply, its all modular in nature. You have several 'parts' usually consisting of three sections.


Situation

Hostiles

Assets


The Situation is the basic X, in your hypothetical the Foreign Response to Catalonian Independence.

Hostiles would be your Iran and Israel thing.

You are missing the third though, Assets. Assets are the things we can use, allies we can call on, and ordinance we can throw.
 
Why do they still believe the Stormy Daniels thing? That was proven to be a total fabrication.
I wish I had saved that comic with the guy watching the media saying "Yes!" like 4 times..then the guy saying yes even after that same media recanted and said No..because that is what happens all the time.

Apparently the Spokeswoman for the GOP was big mad about Obama's speech.
As she should be.

That speech was absolutely fucking atrocious if you have any knowledge about how the Obama Admin worked. Like lets assume that his wife was telling the truth when she said that "They still had Student Loans" during the first campaign. Then how the fuck do they now afford a 20 Million Dollar house in Martha's Vineyard if he didn't "Spend his time in office making money."

And that is just him, should Obama be bringing that shit up when the DNC nominee is Joe "My cokehead son with no experience got Lucrative contracts from both Ukraine and China" Biden.
 
I wish I had saved that comic with the guy watching the media saying "Yes!" like 4 times..then the guy saying yes even after that same media recanted and said No..because that is what happens all the time.

Sort of the equivalent of a lawyer just saying some bullshit he knows will provoke a sustained objection but has already succeeded in putting whatever it was in the jury's minds. Doesn't matter if you have to recant as long as you've already established the narrative.
 
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