Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[LORD IMPERATOR]

Still, we should get back to the topic of Disney Star Wars.

The fact that SJWs and feminists are now burning bridges with them over how "poorly" women are treated in their SW comics is indicative of a purity-spiral, as I first mentioned.

There is no true camaraderie in the left. Only posturing. So whenever someone in the left gets caught doing something others don't like, they're turned into the next scapegoat.

 

[Adamska]

It's amusing too since they probably never even read any of these characters from these comics; they just see the scenes and tard out over it, proving that they only care about the drug cocktail anger gives them than actually having a story.

These are the bubbled and babybrained cunts who in 2019 finally saw Alien and realized Ripley was pretty good.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

. Oh boy... more cameos and more attempts at salvaging this trainwreck.

And they're going to Mustafar again because that's one of only 26 planets in the universe now.

The old EU had a bit of this, but it's really terrible with the Disneyverse- the universe is so small. In the old EU it kind of worked because people knew and liked the characters from the movies, and grew to like the EU OCs. And even in the Thrawn trilogy, there are throwaway planets (at least at the time) that seemed interesting and new.

The Disneyverse is just the same dumb planets with a bunch of donut steal characters no one knows or cares about, regardless of their origin (movie, TV, comic book, novel, VR....). The planets are worse than old Lucas for mono-themes (casino planet, rave desert, not Tatooine, etc.) And who gives a f about Aphra or donut steal Akbar? Disneyverse fans don't even care about Kylo or Rey at this point, and they should be the foundation of OC multimedia now.

Disney has really outdone themselves on making the Star Wars universe feel small and bland.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

The old EU had a bit of this, but it's really terrible with the Disneyverse- the universe is so small. In the old EU it kind of worked because people knew and liked the characters from the movies, and grew to like the EU OCs. And even in the Thrawn trilogy, there are throwaway planets (at least at the time) that seemed interesting and new.

The Disneyverse is just the same dumb planets with a bunch of donut steal characters no one knows or cares about, regardless of their origin (movie, TV, comic book, novel, VR....). The planets are worse than old Lucas for mono-themes (casino planet, rave desert, not Tatooine, etc.) And who gives a f about Aphra or donut steal Akbar? Disneyverse fans don't even care about Kylo or Rey at this point, and they should be the foundation of OC multimedia now.

Disney has really outdone themselves on making the Star Wars universe feel small and bland.

The old EU was big enough to the point where you could get lost in one era and forget that others existed. Old Republic, Clone Wars, Galactic Civil War, Legacy, each is almost its own contained universe.

 

[Creep3r]

Disneyverse fans don't even care about Kylo or Rey at this point, and they should be the foundation of OC multimedia now.

Honestly, this is where DisneyxLucasfilm fucked up the hardest (I mean, they fucked up in every way but...) Reylos were quite possibly the largest and most outspoken lapdogs for nu-Wars and offered the largest amount of new fanart, fanfics, discussion, etc and even had whole sites for themselves. When Disney didn't deliver them their garbage ship, they effectively killed a huge chunk of the nu-fanbase. I mean hell we know a lot of the "hype" for IX was mostly artificial after some news articles I posted half a year ago (that @Adamska probably remembers better than I do) showed a bunch of botnets commissioned by Disney, but the Reylo part of the fanbase was the only real thing and they were the ones to squeal in anger the hardest after IX sunk their ship by killing off their beloved shitty husbando. In short, Kylo Ren's death was the Han Solo treatment for nu-fans. And Disney really fucked up royally for not catering to the one group of idiots who were genuinely shitting shilling for them. That was the biggest sign of just how out of touch these idiots were, I mean they were obviously out of touch from the start, but this showed that they weren't even in touch with the "next generation of fans" they supposedly claimed they were aiming to please. So they gave them a moronic kiss and that was the end of that. Overall the meltdowns were a laugh riot.

Bravo Disney.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

The old EU was big enough to the point where you could get lost in one era and forget that others existed. Old Republic, Clone Wars, Galactic Civil War, Legacy, each is almost its own contained universe.

This is a really good point- aside from the nebulous High Republic project, most of Disney's SW content has been within the trilogy of trilogies, and even most of that has been OT-ST era. The old EU had:

• Dawn of the Jedi
• Old Republic
• Clone Wars
• OT
• New Republic
• NJO
• Legacy

And several sub-eras in many of those.

Also they really fucked up the ST, as has been mentioned elsewhere, by having so little time between films. There has been a ton of fun stuff written between both the OT and PT movies. Clone Wars and Shadows of the Empire being two highlights in the old EU. What can they fit in been TFA and TLJ? A novel about the funeral Han didn't get on screen?

Honestly, this is where DisneyxLucasfilm fucked up the hardest (I mean, they fucked up in every way but...) Reylos were quite possibly the largest and most outspoken lapdogs for nu-Wars and offered the largest amount of new fanart, fanfics, discussion, etc and even had whole sites for themselves. When Disney didn't deliver them their garbage ship, they effectively killed a huge chunk of the nu-fanbase. I mean hell we know a lot of the "hype" for IX was mostly artificial after some news articles I posted half a year ago (that @Adamska probably remembers better than I do) showed a bunch of botnets commissioned by Disney, but the Reylo part of the fanbase was the only real thing and they were the ones to squeal in anger the hardest after IX sunk their ship by killing off their beloved shitty husbando. In short, Kylo Ren's death was the Han Solo treatment for nu-fans. And Disney really fucked up royally for not catering to the one group of idiots who were genuinely shitting shilling for them. That was the biggest sign of just how out of touch these idiots were, I mean they were obviously out of touch from the start, but this showed that they weren't even in touch with the "next generation of fans" they supposedly claimed they were aiming to please. So they gave them a moronic kiss and that was the end of that. Overall the meltdowns were a laugh riot.

Bravo Disney.
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They really did mess up any long term interest in the sequels. What narrative purpose did Kylo dying serve? The heel turn at the end? How much better off would the galaxy be without the spawn of Palpatine running around? Yeah Kylo was a good egg gone bad, and for whatever reason Organa had become a shamed name, but even Kylo living on gave more potential than Rey. To say nothing of having them both possibly living happily ever after. I would personally find it nauseating, but hey, star wars would be Twilight, but it's in space. Not for me, but that's fine.

But the geniuses kill off the easy future of the franchise for an unsatisfactory ending to an incoherent mess of a trilogy, completely alienating old fans by killing of the characters they love in the familiar backdrop they knew; and by alienating the new fans by blue balling them when one of the star crossed lovers died. Gosh, they didn't even have the strength to Romeo and Juliet / Rogue One them, off them both, and let Poe or Finn drop their ashes somewhere, living on to tell broom boy the tale of Rey the perfect and Ben the redeemed.

Fucking cowards.

 

[White Devil]

Hell, the OT even had tales told ancillary to it; stuff like Davin Felth and so forth. Does the Disney EU even have shit that goes on during the shitty movies?

 

[Creep3r]

What can they fit in been TFA and TLJ? A novel about the funeral Han didn't get on screen?

I don't think there's even time for that. At best only 3 hours pass between TFA and TLJ. I think they did have some kind of faux funeral for Han in some crappy tie-in novel from 2018 (the TLJ "expanded edition") where they start a funeral during the big evacuation from when the FO is bombing them because they gotta hold a funeral real quick before they're all blown to smithereens. Its so rushed and nonsensical that I'm honestly not even sure what they were thinking instead of just saving the funeral for after the events in TLJ.

The memorial service started during the early hours of the evacuation of D'Qar. Though Leia Organa realized that setting aside a few moments to remember a fallen hero wasn't the right thing to do at that moment, she thought that it would provide a chance to inspire troops with the old rebel spirit from the days of the Galactic Civil War, even though she knew that Solo himself would have hated the ceremony, knowing that he didn't have patience for memorials and speeches as a man who was allergic to politics and suspicious of causes. Other guests at the funeral who showed their respects were Admiral Gial Ackbar, protocol droid C-3PO, Lieutenant Kaydel Ko Connix, Commander Larma D'Acy, General Caluan Ematt, and the Resistance pilot Nien Nunb.

During her speech, Organa spoke about Solo, including the fact that he always hated bullies, injustice and cruelty, reason for which he always stood against them, throughout all his life, from his youth on Corellia, when he fought at both Yavin and Endor, and even in his final moments at Starkiller. Organa noted that when she boarded the Millennium Falcon the only personal touch she found was a pair of golden dice. She also recalled the occasion when Solo helped to liberate Kashyyyk. Organa also took the opportunity to read out the names of the pilots who never made it back from Starkiller, such as Ello Asty, Furillo, or R1.

While the other Resistance members resumed the evacuation and returned to their positions, Organa placed a wooden figurine carved by Solo the night before the Battle of Endor along with other items amongst the roots of a tree, ending the funeral.

The memorial service started during the early hours of the evacuation of D'Qar. Though Leia Organa realized that setting aside a few moments to remember a fallen hero wasn't the right thing to do at that moment

Gee you think?! They expect us to believe they had time for this as hellfire was raining down on them?

Also in reference to the "figurine" made by Han at the end which the novel treats as important, its nothing, it never appeared in anything and its as hollow in its meaning as the dice. They just shoved it in the novel because they need to have Leia hand over something of his since she didn't have the dice and because Disney retconned it so Han and Leia were married by Ewoks right then and there at the end of ROTJ like some kind of typical enchanted Disney ending.

The author claims Han's funeral was not added to the film because they thought it "wasn't important". And nu fans expect us to believe DisneyxLucasfilm gives a shit about the OT cast.

Anyway the novel does nothing except make things dumber and add more bad attempts at humor and "fan theories". This is the only other novel for the sequels aside from some Resistance/IX novel that's mostly a shitty tie-in for Disney's SW park.

 

[White Devil]

Also in reference to the "figurine" made by Han at the end which novel treats as important, its nothing, it never appeared in anything and its as hollow in its meaning as the dice.

Small nitpick here but I'm pretty sure the dice have been mentioned in a few EU novels.

 

[Creep3r]

Small nitpick here but I'm pretty sure the dice have been mentioned in a few EU novels.

They are. I'm talking about the nu-dice. Disney kept hyping them up to have an even bigger meaning in nu-canon and kept propping them up as being some big part of Han's life and even alluded to them being the reason he has the Falcon like in old canon, but instead they're revealed to be nothing but ornaments on a car he stole and in the end had nothing to do with the Falcon despite Disney implying otherwise early on. They spent so much time showing off and alluding to these things in everything they made up until Solo only for them to be literally nothing. They kept implying some sort of grander meaning to his life, but in the end its just a pointless visual cameo because Abrams and the rest of nu-Lucasfilm thinks only in terms of visuals, props and boxes. Hell the nu-dice are barely even functional as dice and aren't even the same as the prop used in the OT and old canon.

Its like those hollowed out poker cards they used in TLJ which don't even hide your hand because they're see through.

 

[Adamska]

They are. I'm talking about the nu-dice. Disney kept hyping them up to have an even bigger meaning in nu-canon and kept propping them up as being some big part of Han's life and even alluded to them being the reason he has the Falcon like in old canon, but instead they're revealed to be nothing but ornaments on a car he stole and in the end had nothing to do with the Falcon despite Disney implying otherwise early on. They spent so much time showing off and alluding to these things in everything they made up until Solo only for them to be literally nothing. They kept implying some sort of grander meaning to his life, but in the end its just a pointless visual cameo because Abrams and the rest of nu-Lucasfilm thinks only in terms of visuals, props and boxes. Hell the nu-dice are barely even functional as dice and aren't even the same as the prop used in the OT and old canon.
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Its like those hollowed out poker cards they used in TLJ which don't even hide your hand because they're see through.

The dice is exactly the type of strategy Disney's been doing with Star Wars for a while in their shitty side media. They'll use a site they own or employees disguised as a fan or worker to try and build up hype for some item, believing purely that they can get fans or people in general on board just from said hype. They'll fake out there being a mystery or a fake history, letting the stupids (seeded with bots and their own workers naturally) fill in their own ideas and fanfiction and delude themselves while they refuse to do any planning on it whatsoever. If there's no interest, they'll fake it themselves out of sheer desperation.

Then, when they finally have to reveal the mystery to the puny amount of people they sucker in, they accidentally reveal they never remotely thought out anything about them. The dice weren't something like the only thing Han has of his family left; maybe they were nouveau rich or nobility or something and they died, resulting in the Empire taking all. They weren't a memento of his first job, maybe given by a client in lieu of credits that Han kept out of pride in his skill. Hell, it wasn't even that fake love interest's gift or something and he keeps it as a reminder to not trust others after getting burned like that. Nahh, they were just the equivalent of fuzzy dice that came with the souped up junkheap he won in NuSabaac.

A big fake PR stunt to build up interest that isn't even real. They just keep retardedly and mindlessly repeating JarJar Abram's mystery box bullshit without reminding themselves this: "there needs to be something cool in that box, or at least something there".

It happens without fail; they get to when they need to reveal what's in the box, tard panic because they didn't put any thought in it, and then shit out something very stupid and not worth any time. It perfectly explains the fake Padme bullshit and all that comic shit they do if you keep that in mind.

 

[Ghostse]

Gee you think?! They expect us to believe they had time for this as hellfire was raining down on them?

[ ... ]

The author claims Han's funeral was not added to the film because they thought it "wasn't important". And nu fans expect us to believe DisneyxLucasfilm gives a shit about the OT cast.

The thing is a competent writer (I know, none of them in the disney stable) could have made something with this: A real sort of Helm's Deep inspire the troops rally speech to honor the fallen.

Granted I'm not exactly sure how you're going to spin "Smuggler who hasn't done shit for us lately, Stabbed like a bitch by neo-nazi Sith fanboi, who was also his son" into something inspirational. but hey.

"This guy...gave me the D. Super hard, absolutely amazing, couldn't walk for days after. The best lay I ever had. And incredible stamina too. Just non-stop once we left planetary gravity, the entire time through hyperspace, all the way to the hanger at the other end. Sure our marriage disintegrated as I focused on politics, but damned if I didn't go through one of the Falcon's bulkheads one time. Anyway, if we don't evac and stop the First Order here and now, none of you are going to get to experience getting laid like that."

 

[Ineedahero]

The thing is a competent writer (I know, none of them in the disney stable) could have made something with this: A real sort of Helm's Deep inspire the troops rally speech to honor the fallen.

Granted I'm not exactly sure how you're going to spin "Smuggler who hasn't done shit for us lately, Stabbed like a bitch by neo-nazi Sith fanboi, who was also his son" into something inspirational. but hey.

"This guy...gave me the D. Super hard, absolutely amazing, couldn't walk for days after. The best lay I ever had. And incredible stamina too. Just non-stop once we left planetary gravy, the entire time through hyperspace, all the way to the hanger at the other end. Sure our marriage disintegrated as I focused on politics, but damned if I didn't go through one of the Falcon's bulkheads one time. Anyway, if we don't evac and stop the First Order here and now, none of you are going to get to experience getting laid like that."

It probably runs in the family, what exactly did her mum see in her dad? Something was definitely happening off camera in that relationship.

 

[Ghostse]

It probably runs in the family, what exactly did her mum see in her dad? Something was definitely happening off camera in that relationship.

Bitches start all out all "Ew, Sith, no thanks" "I don't like cybernetics, sorry" "Hideous scars are turn off", etc.
But its all a front. They're all a little curious about what's its like and if the rumors are true. And then you break out the force lightning just once, and BAM its like it flips the switch and they cannot get enough.
Once they go Dark Side, they never let it slide

 

[Mississippi Motorboater]

So I’m back yet again with my impressions of Legacy Of The Force, this time covering the third book in the series, Tempest. However, to get my full thoughts out in the open, and really talk at length about how it compares with the Sequel Trilogy, my spergy rambling super-ceded its usual length and actually exceeded the character limit, to where it'll probably have to be split into two mega-shitposts, spoiler tabs included.

Brevity and wit are qualities I sorely lack, so before I dump a small novel on this thread, hogging up a Great Wall's worth of real estate, I leave it to you, Kiwi's: is that something you'd like to read?

By all means, let me know.

 

[Table Country]

So I’m back yet again with my impressions of Legacy Of The Force, this time covering the third book in the series, Tempest. However, to get my full thoughts out in the open, and really talk at length about how it compares with the Sequel Trilogy, my spergy rambling super-ceded its usual length and actually exceeded the character limit, to where it'll probably have to be split into two mega-shitposts, spoiler tabs included.

Brevity and wit are qualities I sorely lack, so before I dump a small novel on this thread, hogging up a Great Wall's worth of real estate, I leave it to you, Kiwi's: is that something you'd like to read?

By all means, let me know.

It's better than amateur theology and it's not like long posts are alien to this thread so I say go for it.

 

[White Devil]

Yeah, as long as we're not having to read massive tomes about which denomination of sky man Luke Skywalker belongs to, I'm fine with you sperging out about something you're passionate over.

 

[Adamska]

Unleash the storm, spoiler tags go far in mitigating annoyances at long posting; it's why I did it for my scripts for example.

 

[RiceofSkywalker]

So I’m back yet again with my impressions of Legacy Of The Force, this time covering the third book in the series, Tempest. However, to get my full thoughts out in the open, and really talk at length about how it compares with the Sequel Trilogy, my spergy rambling super-ceded its usual length and actually exceeded the character limit, to where it'll probably have to be split into two mega-shitposts, spoiler tabs included.

Brevity and wit are qualities I sorely lack, so before I dump a small novel on this thread, hogging up a Great Wall's worth of real estate, I leave it to you, Kiwi's: is that something you'd like to read?

By all means, let me know.

I'd be interested to read it, especially since Tempest is one of the books I've yet to get a hold of for my digital collection.

On top of that, informative posts of old EU content serve well to contrast with the news and breakdowns of the mockery that is nuEU.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

Quite literally, the only thing the new canon is good for is visuals. Seeing Palpatine zap a fleet? Nice. Starkiller Base destroys 5 planets? Nice.

Everything else? Worthless

Quite frankly, fanfic authors did more with Star Wars. There's many good fanfilms out there I'd recommend, but the Darth Maul fanfilm stands atop the heap for now.