🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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He literally contacted me on Twitter and told me he is always well armed and protected, lives in a gated community and warned the police in case someone tries swatting him.

I think he's a lolcow.
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He literally contacted me on Twitter and told me he is always well armed and protected, lives in a gated community and warned the police in case someone tries swatting him.

I think he's a lolcow.
That just sounds preventive, like he's looking out for his. Not really cow behavior.
edit: every person who disagrees with this post is a european
 
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Drumr828 is the reason why Metokur got involved with Montagraph. Jim started selling hats because he was afraid of being sued by Monty the crazy boomer.

O'Furniture started selling mugs because he was doxed and afraid to produce content after it; he even let go his jihad against the liberalistists way before. The Montagraph thing was Jersh's rationalization.
 
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This picture speaks to me. It expresses my pain of not being able to adequately explain this shit show to anyone else. I'm like that autistic kid with the snow globe at the end of that one TV show.

You know, because of the autism and all.
I feel like I'm in the Opie and Anthony fandom all over again trying to explain Lady Di's alcoholism to an outsider.
 
Based on the citizen's arrest report he made himself, I think he's a tard and he's the grifter, not Vickers
I agree, I wanted to post it because I know how Ralph operates and what Ralph would do would be to just take the accusations and run with it without any of the context that goes along with it. Ralph would say "Oh he's a scammer, don't believe what Mr. Vickers says, he stole his business from some guy" you wouldn't hear anything about how the guy accusing Mr. Vickers of the crimes is literally insane. Ralph does this kind of shit all the time, he cherry picks pieces of information and spins them into his own narrative, having a post to easily reference negates Ralph's ability to do this and if anything just shows that Mr. Vickers has a track record of winning.
 
This picture speaks to me. It expresses my pain of not being able to adequately explain this shit show to anyone else. I'm like that autistic kid with the snow globe at the end of that one TV show.

You know, because of the autism and all.
There was another one I made and posted here. I feels like months ago but it was actually just two weeks ago. These corn times move at a faster rate.
 
I think it's because they all know they can't hurt him anymore. Whatever any of them try to say to him, he'll just laugh at them and drop a one liner. The last time Ralph was able to get him fired up was during that drunken phone call, and Jarbo ended up coming out on top. Imagine if Ralph tried to call him now.

Jarbo wouldn't even be upset, he'd laugh and start making jokes about his child bride and his sex tape and Ralph would bitch out.

If there ever was any evidence that karma is real, it's found in the last 500 or so pages of this thread.
Matt Jarbo has been the personal whipping boy of Ralph and his IBS cronies for years. It's only fitting that he comes back now, more stable and happy than any of them, to get the last laugh before he rides off into the sunset.

Even Mundane Matt is laughing at you, Ralph. You've fucked up your life so badly he looks like a winner by comparison.
 
Vickers may fill the criteria to be a certified cow, but if it wasn't for the Ralph and Faith connection there'd be nothing really interesting.

In a vacuum on his own, there's not much to observe. Weird GenXers who act like children online are kinda everywhere. It's really funny, but I don't think he merits his own page. It'd be like giving Gator his own page.
 
Vickers may fill the criteria to be a certified cow, but if it wasn't for the Ralph and Faith connection there'd be nothing really interesting.

In a vacuum on his own, there's not much to observe. Weird GenXers who act like children online are kinda everywhere. It's really funny, but I don't think he merits his own page. It'd be like giving Gator his own page.
He acts a lot like a few GenXer friends I have. They don't give a shit if their names out there and that people know what they do for a living. There's already a group of people talking about his drama anyway. I think he's just in fuck it mode and jokes around at any given opportunity, which is something I can relate to.

Honestly he's the type of guy I'd end up in a D&D game in with, so Mr. Vickers is pretty cool in my book.
 
Vickers may fill the criteria to be a certified cow, but if it wasn't for the Ralph and Faith connection there'd be nothing really interesting.

In a vacuum on his own, there's not much to observe. Weird GenXers who act like children online are kinda everywhere. It's really funny, but I don't think he merits his own page. It'd be like giving Gator his own page.

In the great Lolcow Pantheon, there are always the lesser Lolcows. Not grand or great enough of a cow to supply delicious milk to the masses, but one that might called upon for milk in a time of crisis.
 
Protecting your family by exposing them to public ridicule by thousands of people? Great plan!
well tbf that was after she got gunted so her reputation is just gone. he'd probably just track and execute any kiwi foolish enough to mock his current family with his connections to big precious metal industries anyway
 
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So is Jim a gunt guard? There is tons of things he would love in this thread and he's been quiet. I am honestly really surprised since when Andy was screaming like a girl at two dudebros, Jim shat on them all. Gimme the rundown if I'm missing something.

Jim is gone, big guy. Finally at age fucking 47 he got so scared that he finally grew up, took his shekels and ran. Trying to drag him into this is a waste of time.
 
So is Jim a gunt guard? There is tons of things he would love in this thread and he's been quiet. I am honestly really surprised since when Andy was screaming like a girl at two dudebros, Jim shat on them all. Gimme the rundown if I'm missing something.
He did twitter mockery for a day in regards to the sextape. People would like him to all in because it would be funny. I'm leaning towards him backing away from this circle a bit. Not quite gunt guard, bot not full on fuck Ralph either.
 
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