Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

  • 0

    Votes: 65 51.2%

  • 1

    Votes: 34 26.8%

  • >1

    Votes: 28 22.0%
  • Total voters
    127
Kenobi said:
IDK if i buy that chief. Who as a little kid watched the live action shit.
Click to expand...
Disney Original Movies fuckin ruled.
Disney_-_Brink.jpg
 
  • Like
Reactions: AMERICA
Perspicacity said:
Stop spreading your spurious lies and propaganda. We all know your objective is to undermine this thread with falsehoods and conspiracies. You've already been exposed as an insane ex-fan a-log whole totally doesn't have a girlfriend hotter than the true prom king Dax. He's bigger than ever and totally not a cow, just a freedom fighter alpha Chad.

It's time someone spoke up about this insanity.
Click to expand...
the thing is though how cant this guy be a lol cow when his fursona is literally a cow burning on the cross, was it all symbolism? did Dax predict his own foray into lolcowdom? was the creation of the art secret because it had to do with time travel into the future where he see's himself become a lolcow? this is way too much for me to think about rn.
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Autistic
  • Feels
Reactions: obliviousbeard, tantric_depressive, Cat Phuckers and 2 others
High Tea said:
So he was always the drama nerd from school who thought he would be the cool actor and make it in Hollywood. And instead of after decades of going basically nowhere and maybe moving back home and becoming an insurance agent or something, happy he had his 15 seconds on Dr Phil, he decided to become the decadent character he created, milking the 5000 regular fans he probably has. Instead of seeing he's becoming a clown and trying to pivot, he's going all in, willing to lose his humanity to hang on to a scrap of fame. It's almost kind of sad in a way.
Click to expand...
Except all he literally has to do is not defend pedophilia.

If he just agreed with everyone like anyone with half a brain does and say "wow thats fucked up", he would be fine. It's this one singular obvious thing that he just refuses to see.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Ped Xing and Cat Phuckers
2005 said:
Except all he literally has to do is not defend pedophilia.

If he just agreed with everyone like anyone with half a brain does and say "wow thats fucked up", he would be fine. It's this one singular obvious thing that he just refuses to see.
Click to expand...
he cant be wrong about something its im right your wrong fuck you literally threw away a career because he wanted to u mad bro on twitter the thing is any chance of him getting a new audience is fucked because the first there gonna know about this guy is that he's didler dax same thing with maddox for instance dude could actually get a normie audience if he just kept his jew nose to the grind stone but he's still living in the dick past which is causing that to be his legacy the longer dick keep this shit up the more likely that people are gonna know him as pedo guy
 
  • Autistic
  • Agree
Reactions: obliviousbeard and Cat Phuckers
WyanWunt said:
he cant be wrong about something its im right your wrong fuck you literally threw away a career because he wanted to u mad bro on twitter the thing is any chance of him getting a new audience is fucked because the first there gonna know about this guy is that he's didler dax same thing with maddox for instance dude could actually get a normie audience if he just kept his jew nose to the grind stone but he's still living in the dick past which is causing that to be his legacy the longer dick keep this shit up the more likely that people are gonna know him as pedo guy
Click to expand...

You dumb Karens just don't understand. Dax won completely. And he even got a cool new nickname out of it. Who wouldn't want to be known as Diddler Dax?
 
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: Bessie, Peter Piper, Therion and 11 others
AnOminous said:
And even Netflix that pimped this shit apologized because of what a huge fucking embarrassment it was to them. Not that they were overtly peddling pedo shit but that they got called out for it. I honestly don't know if the original movie is pedoshit itself, but if it isn't, whoever made it should sue the fuck out of Netflix for completely ruining their reputation with the most ill-considered advertising campaign in recent memory.
Click to expand...
It still amazes me that Dax is telling us our reaction based on quotes reviews and marketing is invalid and we should stop worrying about the kids because a review and some critics are saying it critiques sexuakization as bad when we don't even know if the film still says a level of sexualization we disagree with is ok to them or if they misinterpreted the movie

If he knew anything about feminism like oddly claims to now he'd know that feminists draw a difference at self sexualization vs others sexualizing someone. Its possible the film is saying kids should only sexhalize themselves but dax is eager for the elusive w
 
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: Cat Phuckers, World Star, John Andrews Stan and 2 others
AnOminous said:
I honestly don't know if the original movie is pedoshit itself, but if it isn't, whoever made it should sue the fuck out of Netflix for completely ruining their reputation with the most ill-considered advertising campaign in recent memory.
Click to expand...

I really doubt that's the case. Kids grow fast and the Netflix images don't appear terribly Frankensteined together at first glance, which probably means that the raw images for the Netflix promo material was created contemperaniously with the film. Unless it was taken from a scene where a sympathetic parent is screaming "who the fuck taught you that", the worst Netflix's marketing is doing is adding more emphasis to an existing aspect of the work
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Winner
Reactions: mdrop22, Pomme Poire Peche, Ped Xing and 5 others
Agricola said:
If drawings of kids being raped aren't immoral then nothing is. His twitter backers are so dumb that they mistake having any reasonable standards for behavior as moral fagging. Nobody is here insisting that Dick not be a pedophile or advocating for some kind of Dick-cancelling/anti-Loli crusade, that would be moral fagging, we're just cringing at Dick for being a pedophile...you know, the whole point of Kiwi Farms. Funny how KF was super funny and valuable to Dick when nobody here was critical of him but now that things have changed we're all suddenly "Karens" in his mind. What an actual faggot.
Click to expand...
He also outs himself as being really bad at presenting and formulating an argument, he just relies on bombarding the person with outrage (either genuine or faux) before calling the other person stupid before falling back to an appeal to popularity from a hand selected crowd of asspatters. When this fails he either doubles down and chimps out, or in the case of the COVID debate with Metokur (someone he publically fears being seen to be rude or disrespectful to), meekly acquiesces and retreats to a "it's all fun and jokes, amirite?". His whole argumentative persona is smoke and mirrors (which is fine in a non serious or comedic debate) but is a major detriment to you when trying to argue serious issues in public because given long enough to run people are going to realize 1. You don't have a clue about what you're talking about and 2. You're dishonest in order to mask you don't know what you're talking about.

His upset at us "Karens" is that his tactics of engaging didn't work, and by surrounding himself with asspatters he developed a thinskinned ego. He figured that because he was on decent terms with Dear Feeder that we were a sympatheic audience so got increasingly upset we didn't kiss his ass and instead made fun of him. As a group we revel when someone bombards us with attention and outrage, don't care if someone calls us stupid (we are) and instead of being asspatters we are actively looking to be extremely critical of everyone (including each other). Because we're a group on internet nobodies (lets not kid ourselves that we're anything else but) he didn't fear any social stigma for going against us he doubled down and chimped out, instead of casually rolling over and showing the belly like he did with Metokur. Because he is too egotistical at this point not to just take a quiet L and move onto other things he's breaking himself backing any stupid position that he can in order to get that win on people he considers beneath him. He hasn't worked out (in true lolcow fashion) that arguing with or fighting the farms is like figuratively grappling a tar baby of shit, you gain nothing other than being stuck and covered in shit.

Edit: accidently hit save halfway through typing this up
 
Last edited:
  • Winner
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Leonard Helplessness, Bessie, Fat Gay Riker and 16 others
Kenobi said:
View attachment 1539987
How does dick know this is he reguarly watching the disney channel or is it the sort of thing he has to watch when he gets little girls like faith to come to his house to hook up with 34 year old felons?
Click to expand...
Child exploitation is OK because Disney also does it? Big brain comparing it to Disney child stars, it's not like any of those turned bat-shit insane due to being exploited and passed around by Hollywood. People were rightfully disgusted by the sick shit Dan Schinder was allowed to peddle for years with similar Disney channel style programs under Nickelodian.
 
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: mdrop22, Ped Xing, Cat Phuckers and 4 others
Popper Whiting said:
He hasn't worked out (in true lolcow fashion) that arguing with or fighting the farms is like figuratively grappling a tar baby of shit, you gain nothing other than being stuck and covered in shit.
Click to expand...

And all the while, we may be both covered in shit but we're the ones laughing.
 
  • Agree
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: Leonard Helplessness, Bessie, Stalovna and 7 others
 
  • Like
  • Winner
  • Informative
Reactions: Nigero, Tripton, PrincessHomura and 31 others
So are any kiwi s here plugged into the LA comedy scene?

I think Dax and Madox worked together because both had their strong points. Though I imagine Dax and Madox should have shorted more restraint in the kayfabe and Dax shoulda let Madox have "win" here and there.

The madox chimping out the christmas cuck, the mad cucks paraody are all funny in their own stupid and charming way. like a in joke amoung a group of online internet fwiends.

But what would the proper next step be for Dax. I kinda think since he has money and free time he could engage in some pursuit that would compliment his goals like after Knoxville let Dax join a MMA gym (fuck use punch sports as a way to get on joe rogan) that would help with his manly man shit. fuck try to recreate knoxville and have dax fight a tranny or something.

Fuck have him write jokes and do open mics, have another persona like andy kafman and shit. Arent there any other "entertainment" clicks in LA besides UCB?

This side of the internet really is like a fucking abyss I dont know how our dear leader keeps his sanity.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Bessie, Chronicler Takua, Pomme Poire Peche and 3 others
northstar747 said:
So are any kiwi s here plugged into the LA comedy scene?

I think Dax and Madox worked together because both had their strong points. Though I imagine Dax and Madox should have shorted more restraint in the kayfabe and Dax shoulda let Madox have "win" here and there.

The madox chimping out the christmas cuck, the mad cucks paraody are all funny in their own stupid and charming way. like a in joke amoung a group of online internet fwiends.

But what would the proper next step be for Dax. I kinda think since he has money and free time he could engage in some pursuit that would compliment his goals like after Knoxville let Dax join a MMA gym (fuck use punch sports as a way to get on joe rogan) that would help with his manly man shit. fuck try to recreate knoxville and have dax fight a tranny or something.

Fuck have him write jokes and do open mics, have another persona like andy kafman and shit. Arent there any other "entertainment" clicks in LA besides UCB?

This side of the internet really is like a fucking abyss I dont know how our dear leader keeps his sanity.
Click to expand...
That'd unironically be amazing. The alternative reality where Dick is jacked, about to get his golden gloves and on Joe Rogan trash-talking trannies and going on about how he identifies as a woman just to beat the shit out of them while flirting with real MMA girls. That'd skyrocket him into national media attention and would win him thousands of new fans.

EDIT: But no, insted he became a lazy pedophile
 
  • Winner
  • Feels
Reactions: Nigero, Fannyscum, not william stenchever and 6 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back