🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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GameDevAnon said:
I better get a prime spot in the Legendarium, Vickers!!
This shit isn't free!
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Yeah I too would like a mention Mr Vickers, I present over 9000 hours of work in mspaint to prove my worth.

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ddlloo said:
He really is making some choices that I'm pretty sure he'll ultimately regret long term., I don't know why he didn't just continue to not mention us after he decided to take down the retardarium.

Oh wait, can you smell that? It smells like an attention whore desperate for approval and to fit in with the cool kids.

But hey, on the plus side it's really good and healthy that he's able to get so many positive feelings out of immortalizing the destruction of his daughter's future. Not content with the lengths the Gunt went to, he reeeeealy wants to go the extra mile just to make sure her future stays dead. Don't forget to eat your broccoli other Mr Vicker's kids, you don't want to end up like the gunted slampig of a sister your father posts about online now do you?

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Eh, who gives a shit. He's gonna drip feed us info pertaining to all this while things die down while stuff becomes uninteresting with Gunt himself.

This thread has turned into mainly shitposting (which I admit is funny, all the memes are hilarious), and fucktons of speculation on legality, mental health, fortune telling, etc. We're analyzing facial expressions to try to read his fucking mind for fucks sake.

Who gives a fuck if Vickers is good/evil or anything in between. Sit back and enjoy the show. If he turns into a cow so be it. We probably have enough info to start a thread on him at this point anyways. At least let him leak everything before you guys start tearing him to shreads.

Don't get too serious, don't become the thing you hate. We are spectators, not directors.

There's a reason the main players in all this stepped back. It's over. He lost. The truth has been exposed and Gunt will never EVER recover from this. We know too much now.

It's a slow burn into obscurity from here on out. He's going to get trolled relentlessly wherever he goes. He's unemployable (and hasn't been employed in his life). He has a dwindling savings account. When Faith inevitably leaves him, or he gets put on dialysis from alcohol, or goes to jail, no sane woman will take him because she will be made aware of all this.

Health will catch up to him. Money will catch up to him. Guilt will catch up to him. This is the realest shit you're ever gonna read, Ethan (and hai Shannon). You can not give a fuck but time doesn't care. The clock is ticking.

With that said I'm going back to laughing because this is thee sweetest harvest I have ever witnessed. I love laughing at the Shit Sniffing Gunt with you guys but needed to sperg out for a minute, because it's getting a bit retarded.

You're Gonna Carry That :gunt:
 
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ddlloo said:
I get your point, especially considering it's almost definitely him reading this and not some oft mentioned 'friend that checks up on the place'.

I'm just kinda dumbfounded and almost deflated at how this is playing out. It's all incredibly entertaining, but at the same time i can feel my soul shuddering.

Oh well, what happens, happens. And thankfully it's all but guaranteed that the Great Gunt will keep on delivering for us, willingly or unwillingly.
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He's neither the first or the last to find out that the farms are nypa. Last I saw a boomer find this out in real time was Ty Beard from Weeb Wars.
 
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TheBeanz said:
He wouldn't do that, he even said he was in his brand new BMW

Which looked like a fucking 15 year old E60 5 series but whatever, brand new
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As in he just drove it out of the second hand car lot, I suspect.

I don't like Jesse, he's a tryhard with cash and the personality of a rock that's still mad over the chips it has in it, however i applaud his foray into IRL streaming. It's where some of the best lolcow content has been found, and I'm confident that with enough practice he could have his own trashburgereque moment of fame.
 
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Not Even Twice said:
He's neither the first or the last to find out that the farms are nypa. Last I saw a boomer find this out in real time was Ty Beard from Weeb Wars.
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Well I mean tbf people here asked him first iirc. So if anything people are just disgusted their designs went horribly right. Personally I just want to see how far things can go, maybe an arc where ralph Chris chans his mom to e beg or something lower
 
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MeltyTW said:
Well I mean tbf people here asked him first iirc. So if anything people are just disgusted their designs went horribly right. Personally I just want to see how far things can go, maybe an arc where ralph Chris chans his mom to e beg or something lower
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I want to say the lowest Ralph would go is maybe 6ft underground because of how heavy he is getting. But in all seriousness i think the pills and alcohol will get to him first or maybe Faith when she no longer wants him.
 
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Exigent Circumcisions said:
I eagerly await the day when the tide turns on him.
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Will it though? I think it's obvious the faith saga will end by either them breaking up and her begging her dad to come back or her whoring herself out to a bigger youtuber because ralph can't afford her "luxurious" lifestyle.
Her getting preggers MIGHT be an possibility (trying to anchor the gunt) which would lead to a glorious "gunt daddy" saga . We all know dipshits like them try fixing relationships by reproducing .
 
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theguntsexpartner said:
I want to say the lowest Ralph would go is maybe 6ft underground because of how heavy he is getting. But in all seriousness i think the pills and alcohol will get to him first or maybe Faith when she no longer wants him.
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hed better give us warski tier irl streaming content before he goes

MegaFaggot said:
Her getting preggers MIGHT be an possibility (trying to anchor the gunt) which would lead to a glorious "gunt daddy" saga . We all know dipshits like them try fixing relationships by reproducing .
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you just know hed film the poor gorcs and their unnatural existence and suffering daddy of five style to own null and the aylaogs
 
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MeltyTW said:
hed better give us warski tier irl streaming content before he goes
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um i just realised he shaved his hair and so did warski at one point in time, and also during the time of shaved head with warski, warski burnt his nipple and was high. @theralph Hey fatman when are you going to burn your nipples?, please do it soon

Edit: i fucked up the reply, i am not meant to be a boomer and yet i prove myself wrong everyday
 
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MeltyTW said:
Well I mean tbf people here asked him first iirc. So if anything people are just disgusted their designs went horribly right. Personally I just want to see how far things can go, maybe an arc where ralph Chris chans his mom to e beg or something lower
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ssssh we have to make the kino grow, trust me on this it's gonna be cash
 
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Stasi said:
Just watched a reupload of the PPP/Godwinson sex tape review they did on bitwave with the Kraut brand enhanced audio.

She fucking braps just before Ralph shoves his thumb in. :story:

This tape is the gift that keeps on giving.
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yeah the only work he does and hes animated by the sound of a wet brap. immediately too, quickest ive seen ralph go

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"Gaytor, pull up another pic of junior, no sound effects though, he's sleeping"
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"Gaydur quick! i hear cryin, theyre tryin to tear their gunt flaps off, GET THE BEATING STICK GAYDUR"

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ssssh we have to make the kino grow, trust me on this it's gonna be cash
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ive said it before i dont see his actions as being heinous since its the only real discourse he has and the situation is fucked, imo its like trying to judge someone in some weird triage situation, i mean do you calm the one armed man trying to kill himself to spare himself the horror of what happened or do you attend to the now legless woman in agony first i dunno im not a medic
 
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