Bob's penis was treacherously assassinated by his stomach, suffocated and then engulfed so as to hide the evidence of the crime. Bob was traumatized by this shocking violence between his two oldest friends and to this day is in denial that it ever happened. "Oh, Mr. Happy hasn't been around in a while, but he'll be back any day and we'll have such a good time. You'll see!"
and at 98% it would be extremely flammable, bringing a whole new meaning to the term 'fire hose'
There is a big chance it's as you say. We know Bob's grasp on even basic things is tenuous and in the areas where he's an "expert" his knowledge is decent at best and completely absent at worst. There is a good chance that, as i think people stated before, that Bob cannot think in any other way but Black vs White but it's just because he doesn't have the capability to do so. Like when someone described Chris-chan as "He seems intelligent enough to understand that he does not understand". That's why everything must be exposed in the most basic and bland way palatable to him else he will misconstrue it.
I can't believe Moviebob believes that Miyamoto is some ancient prophet instead of a game developer and that the government will somehow summon an army of FPS characters to shoot down black people.
Holy shit did Moviebob just make a semi-decent joke? I guess a stopped clock is right once every millenium.
I mean, at this point, I think the only possible things she could have done "wrong" are coddle the shit out of her son like the dobsons did to Hat Andy, and quite possibly just enable her husband's alcoholism.
He's always convinced video game culture war shit is the central concern of the apparatus of government. He thought GamerGate was a Republican false flag to try and trick the youth vote into hating women just in time for Hillary's 2016 campaign. Note that he said this when GG was at its peak, not post-2016 like every other "Trump == GamerGate" sperg.
Batman has long been one of the most popular comics characters; it's likely that one or more of his "bullies" were Batman fans. Also, he can personally relate to the nerdy and unfairly-vilified (by J. Jonah Jameson) Spiderman, but Batman is several bridges too far for Bob's stunted empathy. Bob can relate to the struggles of a nerd, but not to the murder of his parents, because he experienced the former but nothing remotely like the latter. He's such a poisonous little shit, he might even have felt that he would be better off if his parents were murdered; throw in the inheritance of fabulous wealth, and he probably actually envies Batman his formative event. It definitely isn't resentment of the rich, given that his SocJus neoliberalism is just a paper-thin veneer over a malfunctioning Randroid that is convinced that some day, he too will make it big.
I dunno, Bobo always made me think of the Cluemaster seriously a fat bastard who lives in his mother's basement and cannot move past his life and still simmers on all this shit. The only difference I guess was that Cluemaster was smart, while Bobo is dumber than a sack of potatoes.
Reminder this fat delusional manbaby's finances are cut in half from over a year ago and he's a second stringer "reviewer" on The Escapist, an effectively dead brand that survives only because of loyalty from a random Aussie. Also this fat smoothbrained child of a man also is mostly just reuploading his old slop rather than making anything new and gets ratioed like every 3 videos.
Let's put it this way, can you imagine Bob being actually competent at anything? Surely he's just as bad at financial management as he is everything else. Who on Twitter would have loaned money to him in the first place? It's not like he has real friends. All I can think of is Russ Pitts at the Escapist giving him an advance on his pay. But Russ is long gone at this point, and Bob's problems have only become acute in the last few months with Corona-chan shutting down Hollywood and Bob reacting to this loss of income by sitting on his fat ass and doing nothing except get even madder about Bad Orange Man on Twitter. It's like he's deliberately sabotaging his own life at this point just so he can blame everything on Trump personally.
He still thinks he's entitled to the 3.5k a month he used to make, and has so far refused to budget for his new income or find a way to make up the difference. So of course the smoothbrain is in debt. He's just also using it to bleat to the idiots on twitter how he's totally a working man too in the event he needs to pretend he's one of those during a tardout where he gets called out on it.
Those Uber Eats and DoorDash fees add up, especially when you've got an appetite like his. And I'm willing to bet Bob "Man of the People" Chipman doesn't tip delivery drivers.
I think its more Bob has a simple palate when it comes to Pop-Culture, he likes his movies simple and easy to understand like his precious Mario and MCU where the good guys and bad guys are easy to identify and their motivations clear. The heroes want to save the world and are morally just individuals while the villains are obvious evil assholes who want to take over the world and destroy it, and and immoral. Thats probably why he likes Adam West Batman and Silver Age Batman vs. other Batman stories where they do explore more complex issues about Batmans mental state and how his rogues gallery are more complex than your standard comic book villain.
The only thing I would say Bob is competient at is eating and drinking. If I had to have a partner in an eatting or drinking contest Bob would be my first choice. Other than that I got nothing, he'd be terrible at Bar Trivia or Jeopardy because he knows jack shit outside of entry-level geek culture and those kinds of competitions don't let their competitors have their phones on them to Google Wikipedia articles.
I'm almost with you. But didn't Bob travel all the way to California and miss his panel at Comic Con because he got blackout drunk and ended up in the hospital? Or "slept through his alarm" (yeah right)?
Therapy only works when the client is motivated to change. Bobby has no motivation because he thinks it is someone else's fault that he is angry all the time.
How often do you see Captain Marvel balance a checkbook? How often do you see Groot getting his check bounced? How often do you see Harley Quinn frowning over a credit-card bill?
